Official Sureshs tribute thread

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  1. stringertom

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    I want to know if the trailers included @DreddyTennis45 's teaser for the Legend sequel! Please advise @JoelDali or @sureshs .

    Also, DollyJoel...did SexiSuri Spray your popcorn thoroughly???
     
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    Movie was OK.

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    How was DollyJoel???
     
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    The Proof Is In


    The Pudding



    "That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
     
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    "That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
     
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  7. donquijote

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    Popcorn eaten at movie theater with Suresh always tastes extra salty.
     
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  8. donquijote

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    Double double.
     
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    Three times a Suresh.
     
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    "That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
     
  12. JoelDali

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    Had a precise and troubling vision of suresh performing a Swedish Release(TM) on our district 4.0 Mixed Coordinator.
     
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    Stop double and triple poasting, you rookies !
     
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    Yet another disappointing result for Baby Suri. Let's hope Baby Rogi can have a better luck this week.

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    Stop double and triple poasting, you rookies !
     
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    Nice tribute to suresh.
    Thought Suresh was watching some old version, but looks like they've come out with a new one.

    This is the one in which everyone takes a stab, right ?

    I first read this under the title "Murder in the Calais Coach", if memory serves me correctly.
     
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    Sticky button, no?
     
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    Watching a DVR recording of the second match with Beethoven's Asstorale Symphony playing (in honour of Poobsley)
     
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    Go to 2:25 to see where sureshs' current incarnation picked up where that incarnation left off.


    "That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
     
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    Go to 2:25 to see where sureshs' current incarnation picked up where that incarnation left off.


    "That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
     
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    Weak era...not one backhand drop volley winner. I am impress though with the super Sloreshs technology available some 40 years before the birth of SexiSuri. They must have known about the genius that would be unleashed on the pooblic via the Internetz in the coming Millennium.
     
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    We all know SexiSuri is Smootherer than fedr but I ask you if his dropshot volley winner can compare to the one fedr zero hit today vs Thiemeles???

    Go to ATP website for the vid and compare.
     
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    What is this treasonous insolence. The big chaps was better and I don't have to even look to compare, one just knows these things.
     
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    I'm so antitreasonous my first poast on gnu phone is on this thread.

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  26. donquijote

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    My baton usually gets sticky while watching Suresh Tennis.
     
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    Reported for thread derailment
     
  28. donquijote

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    Any train or moving object with Suresh on it is destined to be derailed. (Poobwin No.18)
     
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    Was at the 30th annual reunion for Colorado School of Basalt Mines and I was invited to speak in front of the graduating class of 1989 and I told them about suresh and the mysteries of Basalt Crystals and their place in rec tennis and sureshez game. I then showed them the Dreddy video hunan highlight reel and they did some calculations of Basalt and sureshez backhand and they have proved that Basalt + Suresh = 4.5 rising.
     
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    Delete me.
     
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    Don't tempt me.
     
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    No object can move with suresh in it ! Didn't you guys study basic physics in skool ?

    Reminds me on when I was once back in skule trying ta calculate sureshez energee using
    e=mc^2

    But I could never understand why and how you could multiply sureshez mass with the speed of light, that too squared.

    It's a bit like dividing by zero or trying to crash your mainframe.
     
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    Might rapport you for monkeying around in a Sirius threadz
     
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    I sent an email to our entire Javascript development team telling them they were due for a Sureshian Spray(TM) and they all agreed.
     
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    When DollyJoel finally consumates her relationship with SexiSuri and receives the Spray she's really looking for, will the gestation period more approximate the nine months of humans or the 22 months of The Technicolor Pachyderm???

    Please disgust. I need to plan the baby shower.
     
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    Did you get the acknowledgements via "callbacks"? I can imagine the "callback hell" with so many people replying at the same time. You node server must have crashed.
     
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    I have a feeling that won't happen due to the usual Poobus Interruptus as 6-0 3-0.
     
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    You will never appreciate the Spray. Stuck worshipping false idols and not acknowledging the drop volley. Sad for the sport and sad for Tarango.
     
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    I was at the Fall 2017 Captains meeting last night and I asked all the female captains for a show of hands of how many perform a Sureshian Vagjnal Release(TM) before matches and 4 hands went up.
     
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    I heard Sureshs let out a rainbow coloured fart in order to celebrate the gay marriage vote in Australia, right over the Margaret Court Sauna.
     
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    Did He get Goolagonged?

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    I could only read two pages of that thread. Boy ! Surehs shuresly has A LOT of time on his hands.
     
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