Official Sureshs tribute thread

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  1. stringertom

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    DollyJoeliet, you're getting buff!
     
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    You don't want to cross Sureshs when he has a bad hair day. But when you don't want to be even remotely near him is when he has a bad air day.
     
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    Belgian Blue says, enough with the seated pec deck machine. It's leg day!:D:oops:
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    Which leg?
     
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    SexiSuri is busy trying to track down the original architectural firm that designed the Silverdome in Michigan. He wants an ironclad promise from them though...dynamite isn't quite as strong as what gets issued daily in the Suri throne room so they must up their stress resistance.
     
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    Yes the Silverdome could have used some spray
     
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    The Bad Boys had to move to The SexiSuri Palace in Auburn Hills to get past the Celtics and the Lakers...better bidet Spray at The Palace!
     
  8. JoelDali

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    I don’t think you’re ready for a Sureshian Release at this time.

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    In 1983, when PoapJoal was still a tot, and Sureshs had begun to just start filling out his frame, LeeD was a man who had already released multiple sprays across the great state of California.

    A well known release with Peanut Louie's daughter that was documented in the back pages of Surfer Magazine and cross poasted to Tennis Now was stated to have inspired a young Poobah into the dream of growing into a fat man mentor of up and coming Tennis senoritas. He then knew his calling was to one day be a Women's Tennis Tournament Volunteer, a dream he quickly acknowledged before returning to his breakfast muffins.

    While Sureshs did not start the game of tennis until he was well into his later years, the opportunity presented itself earlier on when as a young boy he was caught releasing a fine WallSpray by his father who was horrified, and also privately relieved, when he saw the latest issue of Jugs Magazine laying awkwardly on the ground.

    In order to channel the SureshsianSprayEnergy into good, a young Poobiah was presented with a Pancho Gonzales signature woodie, procured at the local thrift store, and instructed to go learn the graceful game on the local public courts after school.

    As he waddled onto the courts of Poobiego and attempted to half heartedly release serves across the net while dreaming of JugRelease, to his left a few hundred yards away - the silhouette of a thin man emerged from the waves of the Pacific holding a McCoy Cheyne Horan 5'8 Model surfboard. An unknowing Sureshs continued to huff and puff while gently discharging slice sprays to the deuce side.

    In the distance, standing in 3 feet deep water of the Pacific Ocean a steely eye'd LeeD stood and stared deeply in analysis of the Sureshian Serve. He listened to the soft bounce of the portly one's Balls quieting into a slow roll before slowly terminating into the back fence.

    "47 miles per hour, corkscrew spin, awkward stance, a non athletic fat boy" he said to no one in particular.

    And thus it began.
     
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    PP has shown time and time again that he is quite capable of receiving and performing a Sureshian Spray.

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    We would normally refer to the third leg but in this case, the fifth leg.:D
     
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    Lots of pink, not enough green. I suggest this SexiSuri sycophant shop on the tent aisle at D1ck's.
     
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    OOOO
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    GAWD
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    Fake Suri...hiz surname wood haf too bee Supermaniam two bee hour gye.
     
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    Someone ought to paint Sureshsman's outfit with the proper color scheme. Blue and red doesn't give Methane superpowers.
     
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    Anybody ever feels that their eyesight hasn't have a wide enough angle to watch Sureshs's orchestral maneuvres in the court? I had to show the GIF to my eye doctor, but now he quit his practice and is on a pilgrimage to India.
     
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    Watching the Technicolor Pachydermal ballet has improved my peripheral vision so much so that I don't need a mirror anymore when riding the pedicab.:p:D

    So your ophthalmologist has taken a SexiSurihejira...did he layover in San Poobiego, where excess methane blasts have fueled the raging SoCal wildfires???
     
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    Everybody gets fortune cookies when they go to a Chinese restaurant, but the fortune cookies Sureshs gets at one of the Chinese AYCE buffets he patronizes are different and disturbing. They will say things like: "Would it kill you to put the lid down before you use the toilet?", "Does your appetite know no end?", and "If you ever come here again we are calling the cops".
     
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    Putting the lid down before dropping the Surideuce of all Surideuces was the bad move that destroyed the PF Chang's in La Jolla.
     
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    That 14th trip to the Gulab Jalam section is always a mistake.
     
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    This guy sprays.

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    Suereshova is considering a legal action against the couch that grabbed his nuts.

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    Meanwhile Suresh submarines are appointed down the pipes on a daily basis and giving headaches to the chief engineer of San Poobiego Sewage Maintenance Dept.
     
  28. JoelDali

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    Ready for a Sureshian Coconut Release(TM) If u wanna stop by around 5:00 EST.
     
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    Das Poob?

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    After a night at the PFC...

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    All that she wants is a Chocolate Spray.
     
  31. stringertom

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    I'm late but that some heavy ballz action if it's real.:eek:
     
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    Skimming thread titles I thought I saw sureshs was banned from the winter olympics. Fortunately I was wrong. Can't wait to see him on the slopes.
     
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    I think he'll look betterer in the luge kits they wear.
     
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    Just imagine.

    Suri and Doli winning gold medal for USA.

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    Goode two sea DollyJoeliet wuz whys enuff too sleigh on top.
     
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    Stopped by Joals at 5pm and he was not there. Disappointed, but not defeated. Currently poasting from his front porch, hoping for a hot spray.
     
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    Disgust.

    Report.

    Rinse.

    Repeat.
     
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    Lolwut? I thought Romeshs and Doliet is a dream team for USA winter Olympics contingent?
     
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    The second word is "Jamun" not "Jalam".
    Gulab means rose, and jamun is like a berry.

    Just woke up. Read luge as huge. My baaaad !
     
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    Sweet n’ Sexi Senti.

    Reported.
     
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    The USA winter Olympics team has been working hard to improve the aerodynamics of SuriDoli in order to do their best not to repeat their fatal crash at SOCHI and clean sweep the golds.

    Just imagine! New aerodynamic Suri!
     
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    Still believe in suresh.

    Nothing is going to change that.
     
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    ThighResh's battle against all things MTM can cause some to see a Medical Dr due to 5 hours of full arouse.
     
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    Praying that Sureshs makes a comeback like Roger in 2018. Hoping to hear of at least two bagels, three AYCE adventures, reclaiming the top spot from Bartelby in the Internet peace wars as well as proving that we don’t have a soul.

    2018 will cement Sureshs’ legacy and GOAT status.
     
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    The showdown with Senti actually happening in 2018 means the world can nuke itself to death later and we will all be able to die happy.
     
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