Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Power Player]

Tawm crankiness is expected. This is a byproduct of what happens when one does not believe in regular release anymore, does not wear a wrist assist or regularly fine tune his drop volley shot and denies the breasts of Sweeerrsh.

The only fix for this is to fly Tawm to Poobiegoo and force him to genuflect at the PPPRP (Poobescent Porcelein Pie Release Pod). After doing this, Tawm may be allowed an Audience with Baboosh, who may kindly allow Tawm a public release and a chance at recreational redemption.

Until this happens, I fully except to see Raul and Dalee and even myself persecuted and crucified simply because we believe in the potency of hissing sureshian slice and softly placed balls.

 

[Sentinel]

Hey I had a great time in Sing in September

Did you eat all the Asian street food there ?


They made a movie about you while you were there. Crazy Rich Indians, it was called.

 

[Sudacafan]

Did you eat all the Asian street food there ?


They made a movie about you while you were there. Crazy Rich Indians, it was called.

Asian is a very big concept.

 

[natalia]

Tawm crankiness is expected. This is a byproduct of what happens when one does not believe in regular release anymore, does not wear a wrist assist or regularly fine tune his drop volley shot and denies the breasts of Sweeerrsh.

The only fix for this is to fly Tawm to Poobiegoo and force him to genuflect at the PPPRP (Poobescent Porcelein Pie Release Pod). After doing this, Tawm may be allowed an Audience with Baboosh, who may kindly allow Tawm a public release and a chance at recreational redemption.

Until this happens, I fully except to see Raul and Dalee and even myself persecuted and crucified simply because we believe in the potency of hissing sureshian slice and softly placed balls.

You obvously forget The Scratching....

 

[natalia]

I shall report.

Reason, please?...

 

[stringertom]

Reason, please?...

Four know reason. Just DollyJoeliet pandering fore attenshun. Hee kneads two play 10s moar and think of srshs less.

 

[Sudacafan]

Four know reason. Just DollyJoeliet pandering fore attenshun. Hee kneads two play 10s moar and think of srshs less.

The unbearable lightness of not being Srshs.

 

[JoelDali]

The unbearable lightness of not being Srshs.

Have u seen the drop volley?

 

[Sudacafan]

Have u seen the drop volley?

I think I did. How could I be sure(shs)?

 

[gut wax]

Have u seen the drop volley?

Wear is it

"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs

 

[Sentinel]

The unbearable lightness of not being Srshs.

The correct name is The unbearable Sureshness of being light.

Reported for name mangling.

 

[Sentinel]

Check out sureshez incighteful inputs in the Symphony thread.

Farting.

Imagine a loud fart during a Bach piece

The truth is in the middle.

I like classical music - for about 10 minutes at a time. Then it starts to get boring.

Same with the literary classics.

I find that all I like is eating, sleeping, and playing tennis, and the occasional thriller/suspense movie.

 

[stringertom]

Check out sureshez incighteful inputs in the Symphony thread.

Eye eat wile watching srshs dew hiz Technicolor Pachydermal Ballet, a combination that puts me two sleep inn minites.

 

[Sentinel]

Eye eat wile watching srshs dew hiz Technicolor Pachydermal Ballet, a combination that puts me two sleep inn minites.

Hiss nuggets of whizdumb will kip you aweighk for ars.

 

[Genious at Work]

Please give my Diwali wishes to Angina and Paramijit. And also Jeejo and Beebo. And Prashanti, Basmati and Tandoori.

I would have greeted them myself but they don't poast on this forum and I am unable to visit the STC for a few weeks.

I was just there tonight. There was this very Preeti girl and a guy with Bhagi pants, and many others, and they were all there to get a glimpse of Srrrushr. But he never made an appearance because they had a 2-for-1 at the Olive Garden down the street.

 

[Genious at Work]

Asian is a very big concept.

Sureshs is way bigger tho, especially in the morning when he is retaining Gulab Jamun fats before he attends his porcelaine sanctuary to excorcise his daemons.

 

[Genious at Work]

Check out sureshez incighteful inputs in the Symphony thread.

I always thought Sureshs was an intellectual a la Bacon, but it turns out that the only bacon he is familiar with comes in a BLT. Oh, my idols all crumbling. First Subway's Jared, and now Sureshs. What is next?

 

[stringertom]

I always thought Sureshs was an intellectual a la Bacon, but it turns out that the only bacon he is familiar with comes in a BLT. Oh, my idols all crumbling. First Subway's Jared, and now Sureshs. What is next?

Putin will be the next to release...after srshs pins hymn with Hiz double squat suplex with one and a half twists, he will be forced by srshs to release the Moscow Ritz Carlton golden showers tape. Talk about some Spray!

 

[Tennease]

Sureshs is way bigger tho, especially in the morning when he is retaining Gulab Jamun fats before he attends his porcelaine sanctuary to excorcise his daemons.

daemon !

 

[Genious at Work]

Putin will be the next to release...after srshs pins hymn with Hiz double squat suplex with one and a half twists, he will be forced by srshs to release the Moscow Ritz Carlton golden showers tape. Talk about some Spray!

There is nothing more dangerous than an asparagus-loving Russian prostitute. A definite tell with the missus.

 

[Genious at Work]

I wish I could play like Sureshs and drop that volley like he does, but I just don't have the commitment to a proper diet and workout regime. I am doomed, and still I wonder if I had the iron discipline that Sureshs has, could I attain at least a fraction of what he has? I guess I'll never know because I am too lazy.

 

[Sentinel]

I wish I could play like Sureshs and drop that volley like he does, but I just don't have the commitment to a proper diet and workout regime

Yes, to achieve that perfect drop volley you need a proper diet full of fiber and you may need to throw in some laxatives as well if you still have issues getting it over the net. But you can do it if you really want to.

When you gotta drop volley, you gotta drop volley.

 

[Tennease]

Praying for Salvador Dali. May the Spray save him from the inferno. Any news? Tennis is not the same without him.

 

[Sentinel]

Praying for Salvador Dali. May the Spray save him from the inferno. Any news? Tennis is not the same without him.

Has he vanished again ?

Good ridens.

 

[stringertom]

Has he vanished again ?

Good ridens.

Careful...he is dealing with the CA fires and made a heartfelt poast about the real heroes in that state.

 

[sureshs]

I always thought Sureshs was an intellectual a la Bacon, but it turns out that the only bacon he is familiar with comes in a BLT. Oh, my idols all crumbling. First Subway's Jared, and now Sureshs. What is next?

 

[stringertom]

srshs, can you lay off the onions and peppers in your diet during this dangerous fire season in your state???

 

[Enceladus]

Just 5 days after @MichaelNadal reached a milestone of 50,000 written messages, TTW has a 4th member with 50,000 written messages - @sureshs!

These TTW members reached the milestone of 50,000 written messages (current numbers at time 17:40 GMT)
1. @stringertom - 64,415 messages
2. @Sentinel - 55,186 messages
3. @MichaelNadal - 50,044 messages
4. @sureshs - 50,001 messages

Congratulations to @sureshs for this milestone!

 

[sureshs]

I am about quality, not quantity. I leave that to sentinel and Rick Shaw.

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

 

[stringertom]

I am about quality, not quantity. I leave that to sentinel and Rick Shaw.

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk

AYCE buffet owners disagree:

 

[Sentinel]

I am about quality, not quantity. I leave that to sentinel and Rick Shaw.

Your throne will attest to the quantity part I am shore.

Did you read about Nagal winning the first round in bengaluru, I came in here expecting a thread by you about it.

 

[Sentinel]

These TTW members reached the milestone of 50,000 written messages (current numbers at time 17:40 GMT)
1. @stringertom - 64,415 messages
2. @Sentinel - 55,186 messages
3. @MichaelNadal - 50,044 messages
4. @sureshs - 50,001 messages

shresh is now part of the Big 4. Earlier it was Big 2 and then 3.

 

[Power Player]

I just laugh to myself at how hard SreeBloosh has constantly released all over these web pages, covering Tawm in his teachings and yet still Senti denies what is coming one day when he least expects it.

The fear and utter horror in his eyes when Bambesh towers over him with his Pro Staff fully extended while opening a fresh can of Wilson Pros will be the strongest dosage of revenge porn ever witnessed in the recreational lexicon.

 

[gut wax]

I just laugh to myself at how hard SreeBloosh has constantly released all over these web pages, covering Tawm in his teachings and yet still Senti denies what is coming one day when he least expects it.

The fear and utter horror in his eyes when Bambesh towers over him with his Pro Staff fully extended while opening a fresh can of Wilson Pros will be the strongest dosage of revenge porn ever witnessed in the recreational lexicon.

Y U mock the good name of squirtishes?

"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs

 

[stringertom]

Sourdoereshs finally hit 50K, deleied bye won two mini stawps att the gulab jamoon barre see Hee caim in forth

Awl hale Sourdoereshs!

 

[Sentinel]

Sourdoereshs finally hit 50K, deleied bye won two mini stawps att the gulab jamoon barre see Hee caim in forth

Awl hale Sourdoereshs!

I just keep wondering vie duresh doesnt poast in the Last thing I Ate thread ?
That's vie aisle seigh MN is a greater poaster than Suressh.

 

[stringertom]

I just keep wondering vie duresh doesnt poast in the Last thing I Ate thread ?
That's vie aisle seigh MN is a greater poaster than Suressh.

Howe dew ewe rite abowt the last thing win yew r allreddy eating the next thing???

 

[Sentinel]

Howe dew ewe rite abowt the last thing win yew r allreddy eating the next thing???

Two bizzy eating two right abowt watt he eight.

 

[Tennease]

Shuruzuza out of the big 3 ? Sad for the thred, sad for humanity.

 

[Sentinel]

Shuruzuza out of the big 3 ? Sad for the thred, sad for humanity.

Sad for manity only.

Women will have more of him now that his rank has fallen.

 

[natalia]

Careful...he is dealing with the CA fires and made a heartfelt poast about the real heroes in that state.

Yep, I’m sure he did! Something about firefighters being pro sprayers, I guess... (jealousy?)

 

[sureshs]

I am facing an existential crisis. I have reached my goal of becoming a respectable club tennis player and contributing to tennis in many ways, including volunteering at events and educating people on this board with over 50,000 posts (on tennis and non-tennis issues).

Where do I go from here? I think Federer has the same kind of issue.

Is there anything left for me to achieve?

 

[stringertom]

I am facing an existential crisis. I have reached my goal of becoming a respectable club tennis player and contributing to tennis in many ways, including volunteering at events and educating people on this board with over 50,000 posts (on tennis and non-tennis issues).

Where do I go from here? I think Federer has the same kind of issue.

Is there anything left for me to achieve?

Funds have been low lately...sorry I’m late on my tuition fees!

 

[Turbo-87]

I am facing an existential crisis. I have reached my goal of becoming a respectable club tennis player and contributing to tennis in many ways, including volunteering at events and educating people on this board with over 50,000 posts (on tennis and non-tennis issues).

Where do I go from here? I think Federer has the same kind of issue.

Is there anything left for me to achieve?

I would say to stay on course and develop/achieve Operating Thetan Level 9 in Sureshology. 8 was the previous high but your videos and teachings have brought many of your followers to new heights. Extend. Extend. I would be willing to pay upwards of $72k for this.

 

[Tennease]

I am facing an existential crisis. I have reached my goal of becoming a respectable club tennis player and contributing to tennis in many ways, including volunteering at events and educating people on this board with over 50,000 posts (on tennis and non-tennis issues).

Where do I go from here? I think Federer has the same kind of issue.

Is there anything left for me to achieve?

Be an FAO's Goodwill Ambassador. A bit like Serena.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Write a book.

 

[Raul_SJ]

I am facing an existential crisis. I have reached my goal of becoming a respectable club tennis player and contributing to tennis in many ways, including volunteering at events and educating people on this board with over 50,000 posts (on tennis and non-tennis issues).

Where do I go from here? I think Federer has the same kind of issue.

Is there anything left for me to achieve?

There is nothing more left for you to achieve here. More droppings to last several lifetimes.
Your Another Serve Secret (ASS) tips will continue to be analyzed for years to come.
Retire now while you are on top ala Sampras U.S. Open 2002 and Beatles Abbey Road.

Don't be like these guys.

 

[stringertom]

There is nothing more left for you to achieve here. Dropped more tips to last several lifetimes.
Retire now while you are on top ala Sampras U.S. Open 2002 and Beatles Abbey Road.

Don't be like these guys.

He should play the slams so his Rafa jinx threads will continue to work.

 

[Tennease]

Be more adventurous like Sir Richard Branson, read his book "Screw It, Let's Do It", embark on new adventures, reach for the stars, hop into The Voyager spaceship on an exciting journey to Uranus.

Spoiler

 

[stringertom]

Be more adventurous like Sir Richard Branson, read his book "Screw It, Let's Do It", embark on new adventures, reach for the stars, hop into The Voyager spaceship on an exciting journey to Uranus.

Spoiler

Have you been hanging with @magdalenapratt ? That spoiler art is straight up her alley!