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sureshs said:
I am facing an existential crisis. I have reached my goal of becoming a respectable club tennis player and contributing to tennis in many ways, including volunteering at events and educating people on this board with over 50,000 posts (on tennis and non-tennis issues).

Where do I go from here? I think Federer has the same kind of issue.

Is there anything left for me to achieve?
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GO OUT the door !!!

sureshs said:
Is there anything left for me to achieve?
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EARLY RETIREMENT FROM TTW.
 
How many pages of these he'll need for his new book?

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sureshs said:
I am facing an existential crisis. I have reached my goal of becoming a respectable club tennis player and contributing to tennis in many ways, including volunteering at events and educating people on this board with over 50,000 posts (on tennis and non-tennis issues).

Where do I go from here? I think Federer has the same kind of issue.

Is there anything left for me to achieve?
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PeRFect the robotic stringing machine you have previously touted.
 
Sentinel said:
Yes, to achieve that perfect drop volley you need a proper diet full of fiber and you may need to throw in some laxatives as well if you still have issues getting it over the net. But you can do it if you really want to.

When you gotta drop volley, you gotta drop volley.
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Are you saying Sureshs is about to cause a big splash in the Mixed Regional Dubs Spider Vein Circuit (TM)?
 
sureshs said:
I am facing an existential crisis. I have reached my goal of becoming a respectable club tennis player and contributing to tennis in many ways, including volunteering at events and educating people on this board with over 50,000 posts (on tennis and non-tennis issues).

Where do I go from here? I think Federer has the same kind of issue.

Is there anything left for me to achieve?
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I fully understand your dilemma. The way I see it, the only way for you is up from where you are, and for that you need to do the following:

1. Become stranded in some uncharted island in Micronesia or Polynesia.
2. Discover a tribe of people who have never had contact with outside civilization.
3. Since they are bound to never have seen a specimen of your caliber, in all likelihood they will make you their deity.
4. Try to keep your body fluids and your potassium reserves high as all the natives will basically beg you to inseminate every nubile female on sight.
5. Congratulations, you are now a god (not the real God, just a facsimile,) and can enjoy good food, constant spraying, and unlimited followers.
 
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Genious at Work said:
I fully understand your dilemma. The way I see it, the only way for you is up from where you are, and for that you need to do the following:

1. Become stranded in some uncharted island in Micronesia or Polynesia.
2. Discover a tribe of people who have never had contact with outside civilization.
3. Since they are bound to never have seen a specimen of your caliber, in all likelihood they will make you their deity.
4. Try to keep your body fluids and your potassium reserves high as all the natives will basically beg you to inseminate every nubile female on sight.
5. Congratulations, you are now a god (not the real God, just a facsimile,) and can enjoy good food, constant spraying, and unlimited followers.
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Genious at Work said:
I fully understand your dilemma. The way I see it, the only way for you is up from where you are, and for that you need to do the following:

1. Become stranded in some uncharted island in Micronesia or Polynesia.
2. Discover a tribe of people who have never had contact with outside civilization.
3. Since they are bound to never have seen a specimen of your caliber, in all likelihood they will make you their deity.
4. Try to keep your body fluids and your potassium reserves high as all the natives will basically beg you to inseminate every nubile female on sight.
5. Congratulations, you are now a god (not the real God, just a facsimile,) and can enjoy good food, constant spraying, and unlimited followers.
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That sounds a lot like the North Sentinel Island.
India has decided to leave them alone. There is NO prosecution if they kill an Indian person who ventures into their area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island

North Sentinel Island
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is one of the Andaman Islands, which includes South Sentinel Island, in the Bay of Bengal. It is home to the Sentinelese who, often violently, reject any contact with the outside world, and are among the last people worldwide to remain virtually untouched by modern civilization. As such, only limited information about the island is known.

Nominally, the island belongs to the South Andaman administrative district, part of the Indian union territory of Andaman and Nicobar Islands.[7] In practice, Indian authorities recognise the islanders' desire to be left alone and restrict their role to remote monitoring, even allowing them to kill non-Sentinelese people without prosecution.[8][9]Thus the island can be considered a sovereign area under Indian protection.
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However, we Sentinelese don't want suresh invading our island and plundering our women.

Better send him to the Sahara or the Gobi desert. He will turn it into a marshy, swampy oasis.
 
Sentinel said:
That sounds a lot like the North Sentinel Island.
India has decided to leave them alone. There is NO prosecution if they kill an Indian person who ventures into their area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island



However, we Sentinelese don't want suresh invading our island and plundering our women.

Better send him to the Sahara or the Gobi desert. He will turn it into a marshy, swampy CH3 laden oasis.
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FTFY.
 
Genious at Work said:
I fully understand your dilemma. The way I see it, the only way for you is up from where you are, and for that you need to do the following:

1. Become stranded in some uncharted island in Micronesia or Polynesia.
2. Discover a tribe of people who have never had contact with outside civilization.
3. Since they are bound to never have seen a specimen of your caliber, in all likelihood they will make you their deity.
4. Try to keep your body fluids and your potassium reserves high as all the natives will basically beg you to inseminate every nubile female on sight.
5. Congratulations, you are now a god (not the real God, just a facsimile,) and can enjoy good food, constant spraying, and unlimited followers.
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Reminds me of the French painter Paul Gauguin in Tahiti

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Sentinel said:
That sounds a lot like the North Sentinel Island.
India has decided to leave them alone. There is NO prosecution if they kill an Indian person who ventures into their area.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/North_Sentinel_Island



However, we Sentinelese don't want suresh invading our island and plundering our women.

Better send him to the Sahara or the Gobi desert. He will turn it into a marshy, swampy oasis.
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That island must be an oasis for AYCE owners, who can prosper without the Damocles's Sword of a surprise Sureshsian appearance.
 
Enceladus said:
Just 5 days after @MichaelNadal reached a milestone of 50,000 written messages, TTW has a 4th member with 50,000 written messages - @sureshs!

These TTW members reached the milestone of 50,000 written messages (current numbers at time 17:40 GMT)
1. @stringertom - 64,415 messages
2. @Sentinel - 55,186 messages
3. @MichaelNadal - 50,044 messages
4. @sureshs - 50,001 messages

Congratulations to @sureshs for this milestone!
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You forgot about 60s Weed, who has morally made ~200,000 poasts in the last 20 months alone!
 
Sentinel said:
puhlease spare us. I am a guy, i dont need any proof of shreshesh brags.
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I had a dream that I won a raffle in the County Fair to be Kate Upton's personal dressroom assistant for the new SI Swimsuit special issue, but I got lost on the way there and I ended up in a desolate and tortuous country road somewhere in Deep Louisiana, and at the end of it there was this huge tent, and Brother Joal was holding this grand Revival Show where he cured old ladies of shingles through their faith in Gureshs, and he proceeded to project a Super 8 documentary on the Drop Volley and the beneficial effects of Sureshs on the ecosystem while weeps of joy coud be heard amongst the most pious in the congregation, so actually it turned out to be a better day than I had anticipated.
 
Genious at Work said:
I hope you have a widescreen monitor.
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I have an iPad and a moto G4 plus. Does that mean I can never see sureshs fully ?

Genious at Work said:
The women in that painting look oddly dettached though. Obviously Gaugin couldn't drop volley the way you do.
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No no, they are just waiting for sureshs to be born.
Paul couldn't deliver.
 
Genious at Work said:
I had a dream that I won a raffle in the County Fair to be Kate Upton's personal dressroom assistant for the new SI Swimsuit special issue, but I got lost on the way there and I ended up in a desolate and tortuous country road somewhere in Deep Louisiana, and at the end of it there was this huge tent, and Brother Joal was holding this grand Revival Show where he cured old ladies of shingles through their faith in Gureshs, and he proceeded to project a Super 8 documentary on the Drop Volley and the beneficial effects of Sureshs on the ecosystem while weeps of joy coud be heard amongst the most pious in the congregation, so actually it turned out to be a better day than I had anticipated.
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Did you wake up to a surprise early morning spray(TM) and dedicate it to Brother Dalee.
 
Genious at Work said:
LOL Sureshs's surpassed that width in the 12th week of gestation.
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What does gestation mean ?

Is it some religious ritual in which believers AYCE for 12 weeks in a row as a form of penance, for spiritual evolution similar to Lent or Ramzaan. Does it follow 12 weeks of molestation or maybe 12 weeks of digestion after a brutal prolonged AYCE stint ?

Kindly advice please.
 
Genious at Work said:
That island must be an oasis for AYCE owners, who can prosper without the Damocles's Sword of a surprise Sureshsian appearance.
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Shreshes appearance is never a surprise.

Four menny raisins.

1. He demands an appearance fee.

2. You can see him coming from miles away, and feel the earth shaking before that. Animals start racing around crazily and patchy derms go into labour.
 
Sentinel said:
What does gestation mean ?

Is it some religious ritual in which believers AYCE for 12 weeks in a row as a form of penance, for spiritual evolution similar to Lent or Ramzaan. Does it follow 12 weeks of molestation or maybe 12 weeks of digestion after a brutal prolonged AYCE stint ?

Kindly advice please.
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Y U mock Guest Asian?

"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
 
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