Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

srshs will sue...everyone nose pachydermal mastication taiks ours moar than hueman mastication.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Word of the day.
mas·ti·cate [ˈmastəˌkāt]

VERB
masticates (third person present) · masticated (past tense) · masticated (past participle) · masticating (present participle)

1. chew (food).
   "dentition affects how well food is masticated and absorbed" · "try to masticate slowly". “i masticated over a hot plate for over an hour the other night.”
   synonyms:
   chew · munch · champ · chomp · crunch · eat · ruminate · chew the cud · manducate · triturate · chumble

Mastication or chewing is the process by which food is crushed and ground by teeth. It is the first step of digestion, and it increases the surface area of foods to allow more efficient break down by enzymes. During the mastication process, the food is positioned by the cheek and tongue between the teeth for grinding.

 

[guanzishou]

@Tennease & @stringertom should have a date.

 

[stringertom]

^^^What happened to the formatting???

 

[Sudacafan]

@Tennease & @stringertom should have a date.

I’m in for a trio.

 

[Raul_SJ]

There is an air mask shortage in SF.
https://www.sfgate.com/california-w...N95-store-Cole-13396975.php#item-85307-tbla-5

Asked a friend in SD if I could borrow hers but she says she needs it when hitting at the STC.

 

[Sentinel]

Mastication or chewing is the process by which food is crushed and ground by teeth. It is the first step of digestion, and it increases the surface area of foods to allow more efficient break down by enzymes. During the mastication process, the food is positioned by the cheek and tongue between the teeth for grinding.

This process is too slow and inefficient for apache dumbs.

They have strong acid and enzymes in the paunch witch brakes down food very fast so that masochism is not rechoired.

 

[Sentinel]

I’m in for a trio.

You mean menage .......

 

[Sudacafan]

You mean menage .......

I can manage that.

 

[Sentinel]

Shoorsh's protege Gunneswaran won the Bageluru title.

 

[Tennease]

Shoorsh's protege Gunneswaran won the Bageluru title.

He was Gunning for the Bagel title.

 

[Sentinel]

He was Gunning for the Bagel title.

He won it so Coachreshs could eat it with coconut chutney and south indian filter kaaffee.

 

[stringertom]

He was Gunning for the Bagel title.

srshs threatened him with quitting as coach if Gunnie tried to take his bagel harem from him.

 

[Sentinel]

srshs threatened him with quitting as coach if Gunnie tried to take his bagel harem from him.

shreshu is currantly on court trying out serves with warm and cold balls to see which go faster and which bounce higher.

He'll be back with a revealing thread.

 

[Tennease]

shreshu is currantly on court trying out serves with warm and cold balls to see which go faster and which bounce higher.

He'll be back with a revealing thread.

He'll be beg width a rebaconing threat.

 

[Sudacafan]

There is an air mask shortage in SF.
https://www.sfgate.com/california-w...N95-store-Cole-13396975.php#item-85307-tbla-5

Asked a friend in SD if I could borrow hers but she says she needs it when hitting at the STC.

I can’t stop watching. Like 100 serves already. Not sure if it’s about the Sureshmoji.

 

[sureshs]

Shoorsh's protege Gunneswaran won the Bageluru title.

He is now ranked 110, moving ahead of Bhambri

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[sureshs]

Guy at the club told me now that I looked exactly like a guy in another club

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[stringertom]

Guy at the club told me now that I looked exactly like a guy in another club

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Michelin Bib has retired to San Poobiego???

 

[Sudacafan]

Guy at the club told me now that I looked exactly like a guy in another club

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I have been running away from my doppelgänger, all around the world for many years. Hope he never finds me.
It’s been really close many times as of now.

 

[Sentinel]

Guy at the club told me now that I looked exactly like a guy in another club

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Dali will be much excitement to here this.

 

[Sentinel]

Guy at the club told me now that I looked exactly like a guy in another club

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He's hitting on you. Now he'll ask you out on a date. I've seen it in movies.

 

[Tennease]

He is now ranked 110, moving ahead of Bhambri

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I thought Bhambri is the next Federer.

 

[sureshs]

I thought Bhambri is the next Federer.

That is where Fed is headed too

 

[stringertom]

That is where Fed is headed too

fedr has all offseason to follow your diet and exercise program in order to successfully defend his AO titles. He will probably watch your vids in between courses at the AYCE buffets.

 

[stringertom]

I suffer from surshious anticipate for the release of Ralph Wrecks The Internet to see how closely they make Ralph resemble srshs in this sequel. I liked the protagonist in his original role as the video game villain who just wanted to be loved for a change. However, that was 2012 in an era before I discovered the real srshs. Now he’s going to destroy The Internetz in a desperate search for a steering wheel to keep the video game he lives in from being junked. How can he destroy The Internetz more efficiently than Our Guy has done in real life???

 

[BrokenGears]

I think one of the most underrated parts of the Sureshian game is the Sureshlicious lob

 

[Genious at Work]

This is disturbing but not scary to me, because I've seen the drop volley.

Though I may walk in the shadow of the valley of fatness
I will not dispear because Chooreshtz is with me.

 

[Genious at Work]

Shreshes appearance is never a surprise.

Four menny raisins.

1. He demands an appearance fee.

2. You can see him coming from miles away, and feel the earth shaking before that. Animals start racing around crazily and patchy derms go into labour.

I here u loot and rear. The laborious eczemas don't have a trunk anything like Choo Choowretch. Richter trembles because Sureshs drags his trunk and it causes perturbations in the Earth's Prefrontal cortex and public upheaval from the femuls following in his wake. This is real Science and that's all I say about this issue for now.

 

[Genious at Work]

You mean menage .......

He can menage if pushed, but you definitely don't want to pull his finger or his trunk.

 

[Genious at Work]

Guy at the club told me now that I looked exactly like a guy in another club

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Wow. So much beauty in one planet. Go figger.

 

[Genious at Work]

He's hitting on you. Now he'll ask you out on a date. I've seen it in movies.

Fosho, fosho! He's trying to get to first base. Let's hope Chewresh hasn't confoosed the plate with a Pop Tart and eaten it by the time he gets there.

If you know what I mean.

Seriously, because I don't even know what I mean no moar.

 

[Genious at Work]

This is the worst kind of diss against Sewreshez: Disscrimination by virtue of adipose tissue distribution-based prejudgemental attitudes. In the 21st Century. Disgust.

Calling the ACLU (Association of Canadian Lesbian Unicorns) at once.

 

[Genious at Work]

Did you wake up to a surprise early morning spray(TM) and dedicate it to Brother Dalee.

Where is Brother Joal? Is he on another road trip to San Poobiego stalking Sureshs again?

 

[stringertom]

^^^GAW on a role! surshs mite even power up his serve frum belly wiggling at dem yokes.

 

[Raul_SJ]

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What does gestation gas station mean ?

Kindly advice please.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Is this how the CA fires started?

 

[Sudacafan]

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Sureshmoji Reloaded. You should copyright it and pay royalties to Zrzhz.

 

[Genious at Work]

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I am not too fond of mushroom clouds, but I pray for vertical vs horizontal from now on.

 

[Genious at Work]

Is this how the CA fires started?

Is this a fertility clinic ad? Please advice.

 

[Sentinel]

Is this a fertility clinic ad? Please advice.

Spoiler: clinic add

 

[Sentinel]

Won moor ear and suresh has steal knot one the WTF.
WTF !
Ow cannes suresh bee the gratest with zero What The Finales ?

 

[Sentinel]

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Are those smoke signals he is sending ?

I love the emoji.

 

[Sudacafan]

Are those smoke signals he is sending ?

I love the emoji.

We will start to see the emoji profusely graffitied around the world.
As with many cult objects, I hope city gangs don’t kill themselves fighting for exclusivity rights.

 

[Sudacafan]

Spoiler: clinic add

Available in gel and in spray.

 

[stringertom]

Is this how the CA fires started?

@Red Rick reaction to Zedraffe WTF victory???

 

[Raul_SJ]

WTF? Waste Treatment Facility?

 

[stringertom]

WTF? Waste Treatment Facility?

Waist Trimming Fiber diet, filled with beans and legumes, will contribute to the srshs blue cloud alert for unhealthy air conditions.

 

[Sentinel]

WTF? Waste Treatment Facility?

People say Behind every great man is an even greater woman.
But scientists say that behind every grated chocolate release (TM) is an even greater sureshs.

science is always rights.

 

[Sentinel]

suresh
I read that it is World Vasectomy Fortnight and immediately thought of you.
Avail of this offer ASAP, they are giving food and drinks for free along with the snip.

Spoiler

Dali will ofcos be worrid whether that will be the end of all sprays and surpirise releases. Will it ?