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suresh
I read that it is World Vasectomy Fortnight and immediately thought of you.
Avail of this offer ASAP, they are giving food and drinks for free along with the snip.
Dali will ofcos be worrid whether that will be the end of all sprays and surpirise releases. Will it ?
Didn't you go to the hospital a few years ago for an appendicitis operation, and they did a vasectomy by mistake?
stringertom
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If you were KG132 then your username would match srshs’ wait.
Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
You have much reading to do. I am a follower of Sureshology but I ran out of money and have been unable to reach Operating Thetan level 6. His process of auditing would have required me to cancel Christmas this year, so I wait.
KG32
Rookie
Is he as entertaining as Gregory Diamond?
stringertom
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Turbo-87
G.O.A.T.
He is more entertaining than Dustin Diamond, I can assure you of that.
stringertom
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Srshs playing Tennis with Diamonds...it’s not quite The Beatlesesque Lucy Sky Diamonds (LSD) but it’s possibly a more unfortunate acronym to suffer from.
KG32
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I just compared this beautiful piece of cinematography and some of his posts.
Oh boy.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Oh buoy is moar lyke itt!
Genious at Work
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Genious at Work
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Have you received your scratch-and-sniff copy of Poobanetics in the snail mail yet?
Genious at Work
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Sentinel apparently has the same problem you have with hyperphalia. He didn't get the snip, but merely some soreness because one of the nurses tripped on his thang.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Two small too bee frum a srshs droop volley movemint.It's not a buoy! Run! Run!
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
You are right. I shamed. Here is a more appropriate shot.
Will that float? Probably not. It makes me feel way more insecure when I go swimming though, knowing that at any moment I can be attacked by an abominous pooberg lying in wait beneath the surface like a brown stinky Leviathan.
stringertom
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You are right. I shamed. Here is a more appropriate shot.
Will that float? Probably not. It makes me feel way more insecure when I go swimming though, knowing that at any moment I can be attacked by an abominous pooberg lying in weight beneath the surface like a brown stinky Leviathan.
FTFY. Spellink lessuns r inn knead.
Genious at Work
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Talking about stinky things, last night I picked a DVD while I was out that they had for sale for Thanksgiving in the Sureshsploitation aisle. Worst sureshsploitation flick evurrrr. Sureshs just couldn't get the British accent right and his singing was horrendous.
The film is called My Fair Gravy, and in it Sureshs plays Alistaire Choudhoury, a British/Indian aristocrat in the Victorian era that is outraged at the small meal sizes in the London Zoological Park, so he impels the other visitors to revolt, convinces some of the workers to strike, and in the end befriends a female hippopotamus open to the then controversial Theory of Evolution, and attempts to teach her good manures, after which they fall in love, create a new species of hyper-rational Amy Schummer-lookalike beings with a lot of teeth, and is knighted by the queen in one last musical number that is about the only redeeming quality of this hot stinky mess. Can you say Pee eew?
The film is called My Fair Gravy, and in it Sureshs plays Alistaire Choudhoury, a British/Indian aristocrat in the Victorian era that is outraged at the small meal sizes in the London Zoological Park, so he impels the other visitors to revolt, convinces some of the workers to strike, and in the end befriends a female hippopotamus open to the then controversial Theory of Evolution, and attempts to teach her good manures, after which they fall in love, create a new species of hyper-rational Amy Schummer-lookalike beings with a lot of teeth, and is knighted by the queen in one last musical number that is about the only redeeming quality of this hot stinky mess. Can you say Pee eew?
stringertom
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Just imagine the service power from the belly wiggle of a srshspotamus love child? Serena had better get her slams beefour that babe goes pro!
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Sureshspotena will teach her some good manures too.
stringertom
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After the love child beats Serena at USO, srshs will proudly exclaim, “I have a dotter, two!”
Sentinel
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stringertom
Bionic Poster
Nice one you hung in there, Holmes!
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
No, you are mistaking it for when you went for a colonoscopy and did not read that they were giving out free lobotomies as part of the package.
When they realized the mistake, they did you a free circumcision just to send you home happy.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Another member would be crying over that dismembered package deal.
Raul_SJ
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Alas, I did not create that emoji. It is missing a tennis racquet. And balls.
Disgraceful. Disgust. Reported.
Mods please do the needful and equip Surimoji suitably.
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Raul_SJ
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suresh
I read that it is World Vasectomy Fortnight and immediately thought of you.
Avail of this offer ASAP, they are giving food and drinks for free along with the snip.
Dali will ofcos be worrid whether that will be the end of all sprays and surpirise releases. Will it ?
Great deal. They are giving away t shirts too.
Men who pledge to get a vasectomy for World Vasectomy Day will get a free “Get Whacked for Wildlife” T-shirt featuring a polar bear carrying a pair of scissors on the front and text on the back that reads: “With more than 7 billion people, we’re crowding wildlife off the planet. Vasectomies help.”
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Yep. Let us call it Surimoji. All rights reserved.Alas, I did not create that emoji. It is missing a tennis racquet. And balls.
Disgraceful. Disgust. Reported.
Mods please do the needful and equip Surimoji suitably.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Great Balls of Fire Vasectomy.Is this how the CA fires started?
gut wax
Hall of Fame
What for you pelt missionary with slings and arrows?
"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
Sudacafan
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I am tempted to start a thread about colonoscopies, but I’m not sure about what kind of reception it shall receive.
I think lobotomies, vasectomies and circumcisions are much safer. I will create a focus group to assess the matter. Anybody in?
Sentinel
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The maudes will institute a probe into the rumours of such a thread being created.
Tennease
Legend
That's a lot of wait.
Tennease
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stringertom
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Their iz allot two srshs, no?
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Is this how the CA fires started?
Is this the lost footage of suresh as a young boy?
OK today I am taking a "staycation" tennis camp on clay.
The resort where I am on call has put down 2 red clay courts. The only way to play on them is by being a hotel guest or a member of the tennis club. But I managed to negotiate a 90 minute lesson for myself today. It is going to cost 110 for the lesson + 30 for clay court.
I think I will do this twice a year. Much cheaper than traveling to adult camps.
Will I experience what Nadal experiences at RG?
The resort where I am on call has put down 2 red clay courts. The only way to play on them is by being a hotel guest or a member of the tennis club. But I managed to negotiate a 90 minute lesson for myself today. It is going to cost 110 for the lesson + 30 for clay court.
I think I will do this twice a year. Much cheaper than traveling to adult camps.
Will I experience what Nadal experiences at RG?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
You should receive an appearance fee just like fedr, only biggerer.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Doug Flach? He had a good touch at net to win two dubs titles and beat Agassi 1R in singles at Wimby in ‘96. I strung his racquets for a while about that time.
If you show him some tips he might make a comeback.
gut wax
Hall of Fame
Skidmark U
"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
stringertom
Bionic Poster
srshs has ph.D from there.
gut wax
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Ass. of Applied Farts
"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
Genious at Work
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I saw the movie by The Three Stooges. I gave it 3 stars in Amazon.
Genious at Work
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Like Charlton Heston once said, "From my cold dead hands."Great deal. They are giving away t shirts too.
Men who pledge to get a vasectomy for World Vasectomy Day will get a free “Get Whacked for Wildlife” T-shirt featuring a polar bear carrying a pair of scissors on the front and text on the back that reads: “With more than 7 billion people, we’re crowding wildlife off the planet. Vasectomies help.”
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Stroke of genious.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
Anything you need to asses or re-asses requires the expert contribution of Sureshs.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Good catch.
Genious at Work
G.O.A.T.
You definitely don't want to be sentenced to 12 months probation. If you do you will walk funnier after that than after a 20 year sentence in St. Quentin.
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Genious at Work
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Not even close. Sureshs had already surpassed that girth by 2 weeks Guest Asian. His originating sperm looked actually like a tadpole.
Genious at Work
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You will experience it. Please post footage of the highlights so we can contemplate and mire and experience what Xisca feels in her bossoms as you annihilate your opponent.
No h0m0.
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