Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

Agatha Christie wrote a book?

And Then There Were None describes the abysmal state of the AYCE buffet industry in San Poobiego and its due to one big Indian, not ten smaller srshs bros.

 

[stringertom]

I think i should report this poast as being racist and xenophobic.
This just cannot be true. This is a outrage, an scandal, an digrace.
We didn't cross a population of 1 billion just like that.

If srshs ever renounces his US citizenship and returns to Chennai, he will singlehandedly raise the paltry Indian average.

 

[Sentinel]

And There Were None describes the abysmal state of the AYCE buffet industry in San Poobiego and its due to one big Indian, not ten smaller srshs bros.

Haha ! How could I forget Ten Little Burgers.

In which Charles Laughton plays the role of the big-endian Indian.

 

[Sentinel]

If srshs ever renounces his US citizenship and returns to Chennai, he will singlehandedly raise the paltry Indian average.

Yes, we shall have to erect a statue in his honour.

Much like that statue of David, but being prudish, we'll have to cover him with a loin-cloth.

 

[donquijote]

So are you saying suresh is from Congo ?

Now imagine if Sureshs didn't pull up that average. That's why His Hungness is revered everywhere he visits, in India or a broad.

You guys are missing a point. His body is so large, size of his Jimmy / total body size ratio will be equal to the nation average.

 

[donquijote]

If srshs ever renounces his US citizenship and returns to Chennai, he will singlehandedly raise the paltry Indian average.

Does he have US citizenship? There are many Indians in the US living on work permit for decades.

 

[stringertom]

Haha ! How could I forget Ten Little Burgers.

In which Charles Laughton plays the role of the big-endian Indian.

Walter Huston? Laughton’s only role in an Agatha Christie film adaptation was in Witness For The Prosecution.

 

[stringertom]

Yes, we shall have to erect a statue in his honour.

Much like that statue of David, but being prudish, we'll have to cover him with a loin-cloth.

Ringling Brothers has run out of tents already.

 

[Sentinel]

Walter Huston? Laughton’s only role in an Agatha Christie film adaptation was in Witness For The Prosecution.

Damn, you are GOOD !!!

That was Richard Attenborough actually in the 1974 version. Funny how memory is. I can remember Laughton in that role.

 

[Sentinel]

Does he have US citizenship? There are many Indians in the US living on work permit for decades.

He is thinking of accepting my invitation to North Sentinel Island.

We will have a mountain when he comes.

Mount Suresh.

 

[Sentinel]

You guys are missing a point

Now imagine if Sureshs didn't pull up that average. That's why His Hungness is revered everywhere he visits, in India or a broad.

I see what you did there, but @donquijote missed it.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

Yet another proof that the Nadal stands lower than Federer?

 

[donquijote]

He is thinking of accepting my invitation to North Sentinel Island.

We will have a mountain when he comes.

Mount Suresh.

You want to erect mount sureshs? That is a dangerous act for you.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Fake News! Are these erect sizes? Who is measuring these?

 

[sureshs]

Fake News! Are these erect sizes? Who is measuring these?

@Sentinel is the official measurer. He wears a tailor's tape around his neck and is always on his knees taking measurements. He then uses his computer skills to enter them into Excel and plot graphs.

 

[Sentinel]

@Sentinel is the official measurer. He wears a tailor's tape around his neck and is always on his knees taking measurements. He then uses his computer skills to enter them into Excel and plot graphs.

when i plotted the graph you were at the lowest end.

 

[Sentinel]

Fake News! Are these erect sizes? Who is measuring these?

She is talking about suresh.

 

[stringertom]

when i plotted the graph you were at the widest and lowest end.

FTFY

 

[stringertom]

She is talking about suresh.

He must play 4-1/8 grip, just like Covfefe45.

 

[Genious at Work]

You want to erect mount sureshs? That is a dangerous act for you.

It's dangerous for the planet as a hole.

 

[Genious at Work]

You guys are missing a point. His body is so large, size of his Jimmy / total body size ratio will be equal to the nation average.

Sureshs has been confoosed with Ron Jeremy once, but he wasn't facing the camera.

 

[Genious at Work]

And Then There Were None describes the abysmal state of the AYCE buffet industry in San Poobiego and its due to one big Indian, not ten smaller srshs bros.

Sureshs is a star across the border too. U ever wonder about Chupacabra? Could it be Sureshs feeding off AYCE opening hours?

 

[Genious at Work]

Does he have US citizenship? There are many Indians in the US living on work permit for decades.

The AYCE lobby failed miserably if he has.

 

[Raul_SJ]

 

[Sentinel]

He must play 4-1/8 grip, just like Covfefe45.

We need to know the indian average with and without suresh. I think without it will be 6 or 6.5. He skews the average downwards. Such a sheighm.

 

[Sentinel]

Where is shrehshes bestie Dali ?

Did he go to North Sentinel Island (NSI) to spread the word of the drop volley gif ?

I am told he had more suck cess than that Chau fellow and they have accepted him into their tribe and maid Dali there leader.

 

[stringertom]

We need to know the indian average with and without suresh. I think without it will be 6 or 6.5. He skews the average downwards. Such a sheighm.

It’s a sheigm wee donut have a frontal view of @donquijote ’s epique srshs boom boom inn hiz shoretz gif wile serving. Then wee wood no hiz skewering uv the data.

 

[stringertom]

Where is shrehshes bestie Dali ?

Did he go to North Sentinel Island (NSI) to spread the word of the drop volley gif ?

I am told he had more suck cess than that Chau fellow and they have accepted him into their tribe and maid Dali there leader.

The Dali that wood bee king???

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs is a star across the border too

If surehs were a star, he'd be a red giant. He'd be huge and burn quickly so that he could become a black whole as soon as possible and then spend the rest of eternity gobbling up the rest of his galaxy (only letting a smelly puff of hawking radiation out one side every now and then.)

 

[stringertom]

If surehs were a star, he'd be a red giant. He'd be huge and burn quickly so that he could become a black whole as soon as possible and then spend the rest of eternity gobbling up the rest of his galaxy (only letting a smelly puff of hawking radiation out one side every now and then.)

I’m hawking up spittle frum reeding this!

 

[donquijote]

It’s a sheigm wee donut have a frontal view of @donquijote ’s epique srshs boom boom inn hiz shoretz gif wile serving. Then wee wood no hiz skewering uv the data.

Nothing unusual here as he hits another netter. But if you look closely,...
Something suspicious out there!

 

[stringertom]

Nothing unusual here as he hits another netter. But if you look closely,...
Something suspicious out there!

Maybe I’m giving ewe two mutch credit...eye wuz hoaping two sea win Hiz shorets bleaux upp.

 

[Deleted member 733170]

When I open this thread I smell a wet, soggy, eggy fart.

The internet is amazing.

 

[Subway Tennis]

Yes, we shall have to erect a statue in his honour.

Much like that statue of David, but being prudish, we'll have to cover him with a loin-cloth.

They haven't finished the life-sized sculpture of sureshs yet, but I can confirm it will be a study of him as a nude.

They have finally sourced some flora big enough to cover his spicy okra:

 

[Genious at Work]

when i plotted the graph you were at the lowest end.

When Sureshs is about to do the dirty deed he says what all doctors say when they are going to give you a shot: "You won't feel a thing"

 

[Genious at Work]

It looks like Sureshs lost a lot of weight and moved to North Sentinel Island.

 

[Sudacafan]

In a few words, this is a thread full of fat and farts.

 

[Subway Tennis]

Sureshs gets a free subscription to the amazon prime streaming service as he is now working for them.

His main role is to be a pre match interviewer whenever Amazon Prime broadcasts WTA events in SoCal.

His signature quirk when interviewing players used to be asking them to rub his tummy for good luck. Unfortunately, he had to stop this because many of the players hands were wandering further south during the ritual.

His official job title is as a "warm up man", which unfortunately some players are taking to mean something outside his standard job responsibilities.

 

[HSD]

I have been reading this forum for years and still haven't quite figured out what keeps this thread going.

Keeping with the spirit of the wonderful message that this thread spreads, I dedicate my first post on here to the pinky-green drop volleying manphant:

Jai ho Ganpatti Bappa Sooresh, Burrp!!!

 

[Deleted member 733170]

Nothing unusual here as he hits another netter. But if you look closely,...
Something suspicious out there!

When Sureshs hits the tape I count it as in. This is evidence, as if any was needed, of just how great Sureshs is.

 

[sureshs]

I have been reading this forum for years and still haven't quite figured out what keeps this thread going.

Keeping with the spirit of the wonderful message that this thread spreads, I dedicate my first post on here to the pinky-green drop volleying manphant:

Jai ho Ganpatti Bappa Sooresh, Burrp!!!

Ganapati Bappa Moriya
Mangala Murthy Moriya

 

[stringertom]

I have been reading this forum for years and still haven't quite figured out what keeps this thread going.

Keeping with the spirit of the wonderful message that this thread spreads, I dedicate my first post on here to the pinky-green drop volleying manphant:

Jai ho Ganpatti Bappa Sooresh, Burrp!!!

How could a thread with three of the four most prolific poasters in TTW history not sustain itself, especially when the tributee has a ma.s.sive game to match his garish outfit in taking things to the extreme???

 

[Subway Tennis]

How could a thread with three of the four most prolific poasters in TTW history not sustain itself, especially when the tributee has a ma.s.sive game to match his garish outfit in taking things to the extreme???

Who picks sureshs outfits? Does he have a stylist, or should all credit for the on-court fashion choices go to poobs himself?

 

[Sentinel]

Who picks sureshs outfits? Does he have a stylist, or should all credit for the on-court fashion choices go to poobs himself?

I am sureshez dietician/nutritionist.

Two years back I put him on a high-sugar diet, and the tennis results speak for themselves.

 

[Sentinel]

I have been reading this forum for years and still haven't quite figured out what keeps this thread going.

suresh is like Nadal.

He takes a licking and keeps on ticking.

 

[Sentinel]

Who picks sureshs outfits?

Ringaling Brothers picks his outfits. (Sorry I beat you to it, @stringertom).

Actually the term outfit is quite a misnomer because nothing available fits suresh. Or maybe the tailor has to outside the circus tent to make it fit. Hence the term.

 

[Subway Tennis]

I am sureshez dietician/nutritionist.

Two years back I put him on a high-sugar diet, and the tennis results speak for themselves.

Lol

Not only have you improved his game, but his french scoops have gotten bigger.

 

[stringertom]

Who picks sureshs outfits? Does he have a stylist, or should all credit for the on-court fashion choices go to poobs himself?

Wardrobe by Ringling Brothers with an assist from way back Disney:

 

[donquijote]

W congratulating the big fella during his citizenship ceremony..

 

[Genious at Work]

Sureshs gets a free subscription to the amazon prime streaming service as he is now working for them.

His main role is to be a pre match interviewer whenever Amazon Prime broadcasts WTA events in SoCal.

His signature quirk when interviewing players used to be asking them to rub his tummy for good luck. Unfortunately, he had to stop this because many of the players hands were wandering further south during the ritual.

His official job title is as a "warm up man", which unfortunately some players are taking to mean something outside his standard job responsibilities.

So hard not to reach around. It's like going back to ur hotel room and finding Scarlett Johanssen spread in bed waiting for u and u saying: "Wait, did I turn off the lights in my car?" LOLz