Official Sureshs tribute thread

Poor srshs lost badly (3&1) in the Chennai Challenger qualies. The stringbean (6’4, 145 lbs) teen was as outcla.s.sed as his namesake but resembles more Sentipeed. Hee kneads more gulab jamun mentoring from our guy!
 
Soureshs pleads naught gill tea and has an alibi. Besides, he would never dine and dash. The latter is impossible.
Interesting that many people are stepping up to pay the tab. Did not know people felt that strongly about this.
:unsure:


OAKDALE (CBS13) — Surveillance video taken at Oakdale’s House of Beef has spread far and wide on social media after a man stuck a steak in his pocket and walked out without paying.

Plenty of people are now stepping up, willing to pay for the meal after the customer bailed on his bill.

At the House of Beef, they give you a meal, you give them money. That’s how it works. But, this guy had another idea.

He could afford a suit, a cellphone, and a nice haircut, but he apparently did not want to give the restaurant one thin dime after ordering a Porterhouse steak, a lobster tail, and a 20 ounce beer.

The man ate the lobster, drank the beer, and then apparently smuggled the steak out without paying. Unfortunately for him, every move was caught on surveillance video.
This was no dine and dash, it was more of a wrap it up and walk out slowing. The restaurant’s management is angry, and they’re not alone.

Do customers have a beef with this guy? Do they have a bone to pick?

The odds of catching the steak bandit may be rare, but customers hope the law will “ketchup” with him.

“It’s absolutely infuriating. I can’t imagine being a business owner and having to deal with something like this. I just don’t understand it,” one customer said.

Owner Steve Medlen doesn’t understand it either.

“It’s not a monetary thing,” Medlen said. “It’s about what you do when it’s right. This type of person needs to be held accountable. "
Video of this crime really sizzled on social media. Now, people are reaching out from all over the country, wanting to do the right thing.

“I’ve been getting phone calls from Washington, Colorado — all over the place. People wanting to pay the bill and feeling sorry for us basically,” said server Cristina Ingram.

Management said those generous people are welcome at the House of Beef anytime, but for one beef thief…not so much.

According to the California Penal Code, it’s illegal to get food or any service from hotel or restaurant then intentionally leave without paying. Criminals can be fined up to $1,000 or sentenced to a year behind bars, depending on the value of what they stole.
 
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Scientists who visited one of the world's newest and most unique islands last year discovered a mysterious, sticky mud, said NASA.
The island is located in the South Pacific near Tonga and is unofficially called Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha'apai (Hunga Tonga).


How is your Hunga Tonga?
 
Scientists who visited one of the world's newest and most unique islands last year discovered a mysterious, sticky mud, said NASA.
The island is located in the South Pacific near Tonga and is unofficially called Hunga Tonga-Hunga Ha'apai (Hunga Tonga).


How is your Hunga Tonga?
A ton of your Hunga Tonga is San Poobiego Waste Treatment director’s worst knightmire.
 
Soureshs pleads naught gill tea and has an alibi. Besides, he would never dine and dash. The latter is impossible.
Interesting that many people are stepping up to pay the tab. Did not know people felt that strongly about this.
:unsure:


OAKDALE (CBS13) — Surveillance video taken at Oakdale’s House of Beef has spread far and wide on social media after a man stuck a steak in his pocket and walked out without paying.

Plenty of people are now stepping up, willing to pay for the meal after the customer bailed on his bill.

At the House of Beef, they give you a meal, you give them money. That’s how it works. But, this guy had another idea.

He could afford a suit, a cellphone, and a nice haircut, but he apparently did not want to give the restaurant one thin dime after ordering a Porterhouse steak, a lobster tail, and a 20 ounce beer.

The man ate the lobster, drank the beer, and then apparently smuggled the steak out without paying. Unfortunately for him, every move was caught on surveillance video.
This was no dine and dash, it was more of a wrap it up and walk out slowing. The restaurant’s management is angry, and they’re not alone.

Do customers have a beef with this guy? Do they have a bone to pick?

The odds of catching the steak bandit may be rare, but customers hope the law will “ketchup” with him.

“It’s absolutely infuriating. I can’t imagine being a business owner and having to deal with something like this. I just don’t understand it,” one customer said.
srshs flunked waist management 101(kgs).
Owner Steve Medlen doesn’t understand it either.

“It’s not a monetary thing,” Medlen said. “It’s about what you do when it’s right. This type of person needs to be held accountable. "
Video of this crime really sizzled on social media. Now, people are reaching out from all over the country, wanting to do the right thing.

“I’ve been getting phone calls from Washington, Colorado — all over the place. People wanting to pay the bill and feeling sorry for us basically,” said server Cristina Ingram.

Management said those generous people are welcome at the House of Beef anytime, but for one beef thief…not so much.

According to the California Penal Code, it’s illegal to get food or any service from hotel or restaurant then intentionally leave without paying. Criminals can be fined up to $1,000 or sentenced to a year behind bars, depending on the value of what they stole.
I just want to say that who ever wrote the script for that news story deserves the Pulitzer already.
 
Has Guresherer released any videos recently? Has he even released? I yearn for the days when I discovered the Droop Volley. It was like meeting this morbidly obese girl that can cook the best mushroom and swiss you've ever had, and who on top of that performs bedroom gymnastics far beyond what would be reasonably predictable based on her waist size. I want moar, but right now I feel like this hobo wandering the streets at 1:00 AM while a freezing rain comes upon ees shoulders and people leave the bar after Last Call. I feel I missed on the Chooritz heyday and my soal is crying. I can do with knowing that I'll never watch a Borg and McEnroe match live, but this is killing me.
 
Has Guresherer released any videos recently? Has he even released? I yearn for the days when I discovered the Droop Volley. It was like meeting this morbidly obese girl that can cook the best mushroom and swiss you've ever had, and who on top of that performs bedroom gymnastics far beyond what would be reasonably predictable based on her waist size. I want moar, but right now I feel like this hobo wandering the streets at 1:00 AM while a freezing rain comes upon ees shoulders and people leave the bar after Last Call. I feel I missed on the Chooritz heyday and my soal is crying. I can do with knowing that I'll never watch a Borg and McEnroe match live, but this is killing me.
Sadly, awl Vortexians have been deenyed knew srshsian footage, ahem, yardage uv the Technicolor Pachydermal Ballet anne mussed deepenned on Hiz verbal accounts uv Hiz knew tricks.
 
Inexcusable that the writer did not add "cops are on a steak-out for the dash and diner"... :rolleyes:

And why have the cops not apprehended the steak felon? Video has gone viral. Somebody must know this beef thief.

Years ago, mebbe durink the srshsian era hear inn Orelandeau, their wuz a joint cauled “Steak-Out.” Itt could have ben won uv srshs’ furst victims inn Hiz cereal restaurant killings.
 
Inexcusable that the writer did not add "cops are on a steak-out for the dash and diner"... :rolleyes:

And why have the cops not apprehended the steak felon? Video has gone viral. Somebody must know this beef thief.

Is he guilty for a streak of robberies? Does the USDA have a Speshul Agint in charge carrying out a steak out opereishun? The peepl wont to now moar. ;)
 
Sad news with Valentine's coming up. Sureshs had ordered this AI Robot Love Doll from Japan, and the other day he heard this noise in his office and he thought his printer had a paper jam, but it was actually his Love Doll cheating on him, making sweet love to his toaster. It was love at first slice.
 
Poor srshs lost badly (3&1) in the Chennai Challenger qualies. The stringbean (6’4, 145 lbs) teen was as outcla.s.sed as his namesake but resembles more Sentipeed. Hee kneads more gulab jamun mentoring from our guy!
How does that work ?
Shooresh mentors you in exchange of gulab jamuns ?

Do they also have shovel kids in addition to ball kids ?
 
"sleighs".

pls use Otto Caret.
Have I already told you what an honor it was to visit you and take a picture ? It would have been even better if you would respond when spoken to but I completely understand that wise old enlightened beings may not want to talk much. Would you mind a lot if I posted the picture here just so our fellow poasters can appreciate your magnificence ?
 
Have I already told you what an honor it was to visit you and take a picture ? It would have been even better if you would respond when spoken to but I completely understand that wise old enlightened beings may not want to talk much. Would you mind a lot if I posted the picture here just so our fellow poasters can appreciate your magnificence ?
Not clear whom you are addressing since I have never ignored you and I am not magnificent. I take it you are referring to The Great Shooresh.

I am planning to create some cool merchandise with suresh's mug on them. Taking pre-orders now , thought I'd let all the fans on this thread know.
I am not sure how big the market is for circus tents these days. You need a lot of cloth to put even a small portion of suresh on it.
 
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