Official Sureshs tribute thread

It's all Visual Special FX. The droop volley never happened, it's too perfect and too beautiful even for Fedr. Smell the coffee already.
Whenever I smell coffee, I feel the urge to take a dump.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop

What’s more, some people find it can jump-start the other end of their body.

In fact, one study found that 29% of participants needed to use the bathroom within twenty minutes of drinking a cup of coffee (2).

This article helps explain why coffee can make you poop.
 
Whenever I smell coffee, I feel the urge to take a dump.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop

What’s more, some people find it can jump-start the other end of their body.

In fact, one study found that 29% of participants needed to use the bathroom within twenty minutes of drinking a cup of coffee (2).

This article helps explain why coffee can make you poop.
A cuppa fore me along whiff nuggets frum ewe wirks every thyme!
 
srshs mussed bee over Hiz moon whiff the Gunneswaranreshs result twodeigh, qualifying for IW whiff a tuff when over sum Italian singher named Caruso. Moar gulab jamuns two innjoy in Indian Wells!
 
Is this Gunsworm kid that good?
Why is he sponsored by His Sureshsy?
The Chennaian Dynamic Duo uv Ramkumar Ramanathan and Prajreshs Gunneswaranreshs r serging upp the wrankings! Wile Ram Ram haz pooblicly reejeckted srshs’ impackt bye mooving two Barcelona, Gunnie iz loyale two srshs anne roomur haz itt upped his coachreshs commishun two fore gulab jamuns per winning set. This genierosity keeps srshs inn proper shape.
 
Whenever I smell coffee, I feel the urge to take a dump.

https://www.healthline.com/nutrition/why-does-coffee-make-you-poop

What’s more, some people find it can jump-start the other end of their body.

In fact, one study found that 29% of participants needed to use the bathroom within twenty minutes of drinking a cup of coffee (2).

This article helps explain why coffee can make you poop.
I knew it. That's why when I watch your drop volley visual masterpiece I stay up until late hours in the morning. WOW.
 
Is this the same Suresh Tennis Center that @JoelDali frequents?


Prajnesh’s career has been bolstered by the presence of a ‘lucky mascot’ by his side, so to speak. He has been under the watchful eyes of veteran tennis coach M. Balachandran for a little over a year now and the move has paid wonders.
Balu sir, as he is fondly known, has known Prajnesh from when he was a lanky little boy in 2005. They first met at the High Performance Centre in Bangalore and worked together for three years and have joined forces again now, albeit on a part-time basis.

https://sportstar.thehindu.com/tenn...ev-devvarman-balachandran/article26239924.ece
 
Is this the same Suresh Tennis Center that @JoelDali frequents?


Prajnesh’s career has been bolstered by the presence of a ‘lucky mascot’ by his side, so to speak. He has been under the watchful eyes of veteran tennis coach M. Balachandran for a little over a year now and the move has paid wonders.
Balu sir, as he is fondly known, has known Prajnesh from when he was a lanky little boy in 2005. They first met at the High Performance Centre in Bangalore and worked together for three years and have joined forces again now, albeit on a part-time basis.

https://sportstar.thehindu.com/tenn...ev-devvarman-balachandran/article26239924.ece
Ewe r two moddest! Wee no ewe r the reel secrete beehind hiz suckcess!
 
Woke up in a very frisky mude, thinking about Satoosh and his eventual migration to the Clash. He will surely rise to 5.0 level if he switches.

Praying for Suneesh to make the right decision.
If Sewretschs Divine rises to W(ilson)-C(lash)-Propulsed 5.0 level, as all signs in the stars seem to indicate, I understand that the famous video needs to be updated.
I only hope the droop volley (TM) does not lose any sting.
Would there also be any change in the Surrsh-attire due to this evolushn?
Would said WC Propulsion change imply some kind of change in His Doktrine as.s. well?
 
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If Sewretschs Divine raises to W(ilson)-C(lash)-Propulsed 5.0 level, as all signs in the stars seem to indicate, I understand that the famous video needs to be updated.
I only hope the droop volley (TM) does not lose any sting.
Would there also be any change in the Surrsh-attire due to this evolushn?
Would said WC Propulsion change imply some kind of change in His Doktrine as.s. well?
San Poobiego Waste Treatment officials r preying srshs duz knot switch to WC doo two Hiz droop volleys propulshun rate reaching critical ma.s.s anne destroying there awlready vulnerable infrastruckure.
 
If Sewretschs Divine rises to W(ilson)-C(lash)-Propulsed 5.0 level, as all signs in the stars seem to indicate, I understand that the famous video needs to be updated.
I only hope the droop volley (TM) does not lose any sting.
Would there also be any change in the Surrsh-attire due to this evolushn?
Would said WC Propulsion change imply some kind of change in His Doktrine as.s. well?
Your unwillingness to accept a Sureshian Release(TM) for zero money down and no interest for 6 months is remarkably selfish.

Sad for the sport.

Sadder for Brad Gilbert’s shattered womb.
 
Your unwillingness to accept a Sureshian Release(TM) for zero money down and no interest for 6 months is remarkably selfish.

Sad for the sport.

Sadder for Brad Gilbert’s shattered womb.
Enough is enough.
As always, I don't understand your bold accusations, perjury in this case. I demand a fair trail and jury, if such thing is possible.
Should they accept, I nominate @Genious at Work and/or @stringertom as my lawyers.
If they don't accept because of the big pressure and responsibility they will face, I may have to be represented by @dgold44.
See you in court.
 
Enough is enough.
As always, I don't understand your bold accusations, perjury in this case. I demand a fair trail and jury, if such thing is possible.
Should they accept, I nominate @Genious at Work and/or @stringertom as my lawyers.
If they don't accept because of the big pressure and responsibility they will face, I may have to be represented by @dgold44.
See you in court.
Out of kindness to strangers (you), I must take on this case pro bono and as amicus curiae two avoid this kind of representashun by ComedyGold44:

 
Bring the prisoner @Raul_SJ beefour The Tribunal!

“Raul, ewe have ben akkused bye fellow Vortexian Sudacafan uv scenfull jugstapoezishun uv sexi imuges frum too soreces. Wat dew ewe have two seigh inn deefence???”
Eye am trewe wooly remo morsel full.
Aye throe up at the merci of the court.
Maudes please doo the kneadful and close this sad epic saga thread.
:(

 
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With the impending push of Release frames about to hit the TW online blogosphere, will Surehbidydoosh become larger than life and start cursing audibly on the court and criticizing kyrgios and tomic post match? Will he abandon all the young colleigate women he mentored once they reach legal drinking age? Advice me please and thank you.
 
With the impending push of Release frames about to hit the TW online blogosphere, will Surehbidydoosh become larger than life and start cursing audibly on the court and criticizing kyrgios and tomic post match? Will he abandon all the young colleigate women he mentored once they reach legal drinking age? Advice me please and thank you.
Dunno daat. Butt I em luqing forwerd 2 c Sewreshs new Wilson Klash power. Ain’t ya?
 
Enough is enough.
As always, I don't understand your bold accusations, perjury in this case. I demand a fair trail and jury, if such thing is possible.
Should they accept, I nominate @Genious at Work and/or @stringertom as my lawyers.
If they don't accept because of the big pressure and responsibility they will face, I may have to be represented by @dgold44.
See you in court.
If u let me issue some sub-pennis to Kate Upton and Scarlet Jo I'm up for it. All up.
 
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