Official Sureshs tribute thread

I am afraid that the student took the concept of touch in tennis a little too literally.

Then again the Big man took ball choosing also a little too literally.

:cool:
When Gureshs needs to call in the trainer, do they call the guy at SeaWorld in San Poobiego? Not too many people are licensed to care for mammals of his proporshun. Unless he is dealing with ball issues, then probably the Montgolfier brothers would be able to assist with the magnitude of the problem.
 
When Gureshs needs to call in the trainer, do they call the guy at SeaWorld in San Poobiego? Not too many people are licensed to care for mammals of his proporshun. Unless he is dealing with ball issues, then probably the Montgolfier brothers would be able to assist with the magnitude of the problem.
This is distaste.

I will consider a report after my morning shift at the diner ends.
 
Did you read them all?
How can you be so Sureshs?
There was a time that Natalia accepted seroosh into her bosoms and enjoyed his warm protection, and fancied his tasty Mideastern flavoured giblets.

But now she finds herself with very frequent and scorching painful Sureshian Release(TM) episodes and irritable tennis forum thread syndrome. All of this due to her denial of suresh and his whimsical, handsome charms.

Sad for Tom and his unclean thoughts.

Praying he finally accepts satush alongside Natalia and they live happily every after teaching toppless 4.0 mixed clinics at the STC.
 
There was a time that Natalia accepted seroosh into her bosoms and enjoyed his warm protection, and fancied his tasty Mideastern flavoured giblets.

But now she finds herself with very frequent and scorching painful Sureshian Release(TM) episodes and irritable tennis forum thread syndrome. All of this due to her denial of suresh and his whimsical, handsome charms.

Sad for Tom and his unclean thoughts.

Praying he finally accepts satush alongside Natalia and they live happily every after teaching toppless 4.0 mixed clinics at the STC.
Perish the thought! - (or, better, Suresh the thought!)
 
I was having drinks at the Del Friscos in Las Vegas with my dad tonight and I heard a kookified man talking loudly about suresh and other wild TT related topics. I could not believe what I was hearing because 10 minutes later some other guy with a British accent was taking about the epic Wilson Clash.
 
I was having drinks at the Del Friscos in Las Vegas with my dad tonight and I heard a kookified man talking loudly about suresh and other wild TT related topics. I could not believe what I was hearing because 10 minutes later some other guy with a British accent was taking about the epic Wilson Clash.
ComedyGold44 donut talk mutch abowt srshs...on his iggy list.
 
U don’t even care about the drop volley anymore.

Sad.

Saddest for U on Sundays.

Never sad for Senti anymore since he publicly denied Saqueefa.
srshs wuz impotent inn fedr reeching #100 bye teatching Swiss Royal Rajah how two droop volley poobertly. Ewe shood bee prowed butt stihl ewe attacque.

Sad fore DollyJoeliet awl weak.
 
:rolleyes:

Manish Sureshs is a boy wonder that was trained and groomed at the Sureshs Tennis Center. Only 17 years old and already ranked #513 in the world. He idolizes Sureshs and Djok. Bound to win Wimbledon but you can tell everyone you heard about hymn hear first.







People cannot deny the potency of srrrshhhh tennis knowledge any longer when there are facilities that are solely dedicated to him. The STC is an amazing place to train and dream for a causal no frills tennis centric ball release and a grand slam victory.
 
People cannot deny the potency of srrrshhhh tennis knowledge any longer when there are facilities that are solely dedicated to him. The STC is an amazing place to train and dream for a causal no frills tennis centric ball release and a grand slam victory.
Sadly, the STC experience and the guidance of srshs looks to have taken Gunneswaranreshs as far as he’s going in Indian Whales. Dr. Ivo now has 3 MPs on Coachreshs’ disciple. The gulab jamuns bakers are relieved by this news.
 
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