Official Sureshs tribute thread

I saw Feder soar past the clueless Brit just now and thought about his flawless style and how the Swiss tissue from 1942 that UniGlow uses for him wraps around his bulged mussels and I questioned whether squirmeshs wasn't just an alcohol-induced dream after I have watched the Maestro with a whisky in my hand all evening.

I am amaze and paralyze.

:cool:
 
I saw Feder soar past the clueless Brit just now and thought about his flawless style and how the Swiss tissue from 1942 that UniGlow uses for him wraps around his bulged mussels and I questioned whether squirmeshs wasn't just an alcohol-induced dream after I have watched the Maestro with a whisky in my hand all evening.

I am amaze and paralyze.

:cool:
Hands, ewe r a late addishun two The Vortex butt a welcome won!:-D
 
Sadly, the STC experience and the guidance of srshs looks to have taken Gunneswaranreshs as far as he’s going in Indian Whales. Dr. Ivo now has 3 MPs on Coachreshs’ disciple. The gulab jamuns bakers are relieved by this news.
I have reviewed your last 3000 posts and have come to the conclusion that you are now ready for suresh.
Gulab Jamuns are deep-fried not baked. StringerT is still not ready for Satoosh.
 
Satoosh eats that.
Yes, at the AYCE Satoosh is like a hybrid fish with the voracity and killer instinct of a shark and the practical expertise of an abyssal flounder which eats all that filters down to the bottom. He eats the top, the bottom, and the sides, while malnourished Gambian children in strollers of poor quality parked at the side of the AYCE weep inconsolably and old Jewish couples who merged their coupon books many a moon ago hold each other hands in fear while a contemptuous stare emerges from their thick glasses as they observe Safroosh's culinary gymnastics absolutely powerless while he inflicts Holocaust on the matzo ball soup bucket.
 
Your mention of Colombo makes me ask you just one more thing...was there a trail of gulab jamuns crumbs leading to his spot on the court???

I don't know if Colombo immediately deduced who killed the turkey, the duck, and the chicken, or why they were crossing the road, and he was just playing a cat and mouse game with Gureshs, but I bet he immediately knew who gobbled the turducken in the brief 10 seconds that the power went out at Mrs. Raleigh's retirement partay.
 
A question for the Sureshsologist community.
As I am relatively new around here, I wanted to know where do the Sureshs gassy depictions come from.
He does not seem to be full of gas, like inflated/inflatable, but his composition appears to be from another matter, of more solid (though not stiff) characteristics.
If he were full of gas, his weight perception would be different.
 
A question for the Sureshsologist community.
As I am relatively new around here, I wanted to know where does the Sureshs gassy depictions come from.
He does not seem to be full of gas, like inflated/inflatable, but his composition appears to be from another matter, of more solid (though not stiff) characteristics.
If he were full of gas, his weight perception would be different.
The assyrians were the first to depict a mythical creature that decimated their crops overnight and replaced their bountiful wheat and oat fields by mounds of fecal matter. This is just the first instance in which Sureshs has been depicted through the years. The last time took place last night, as the Red Robin manager at the La Jolla Village Dr stapled behind his counter a blurry cellphone picture of Sureshs as he is hastily leaving his establishment with the caption DO NOT SERVE.
 
I don't know if Colombo immediately deduced who killed the turkey, the duck, and the chicken, or why they were crossing the road, and he was just playing a cat and mouse game with Gureshs, but I bet he immediately knew who gobbled the turducken in the brief 10 seconds that the power went out at Mrs. Raleigh's retirement partay.
LOL so many animals in my poast. Sorry, my subconscious must be betraying me, as I broke into a petting zoo last AM to sexually abuse of a goat that had given me the look on the way to work the morning before. Guilt is a funny thing.
 
The assyrians were the first to depict a mythical creature that decimated their crops overnight and replaced their bountiful wheat and oat fields by mounds of fecal matter. This is just the first instance in which Sureshs has been depicted through the years. The last time took place last night, as the Red Robin manager at the La Jolla Village Dr stapled behind his counter a blurry cellphone picture of Sureshs as he is hastily leaving his establishment with the caption DO NOT SERVE.
Thanks for the complete and documented report. I always knew that Sureshsology is a very respectable science, with solid foundations. Not made of thin air, though gas.s.-related.
 
A question for the Sureshsologist community.
As I am relatively new around here, I wanted to know where do the Sureshs gassy depictions come from.
He does not seem to be full of gas, like inflated/inflatable, but his composition appears to be from another matter, of more solid (though not stiff) characteristics.
If he were full of gas, his weight perception would be different.
Gas and a.s.s merged long ago, straight from the srshs files. He once told us of his first encounter with a Chili’s Awesome Blossom and the resulting severe air pollution alert issued by authorities for the area surrounding his hotel. Then, of course, helpful srshs appeared again in the TT&I forum with his very informative self-proclaimed and acronymized “Another Serve Secret” thread. Put gas and A.S.S together and you get a legend!
 
A question for the Sureshsologist community.
As I am relatively new around here, I wanted to know where do the Sureshs gassy depictions come from.
He does not seem to be full of gas, like inflated/inflatable, but his composition appears to be from another matter, of more solid (though not stiff) characteristics.
If he were full of gas, his weight perception would be different.
Yes.

#inflated
 
srshs bus is a magic bus!


Cannot beeleave The Who devalue the srshs bus down to 100 English pounds win wee awl no srshs iz at least 300 Indian pounds. Butt eye <3 how Pete plays dat Gibson SG lyke it’s srshs stroking his Bozworth and Entwistle in a skeleton suit fingers his Fender whiff az mutch tutch az Our Lord haz inn the droop volley vid. It IZ Magic!
 
Playing blackjack at Caesars now and a couple at the end of the table is arguing about suresh and his chances for 4.0 glory. The dealer offered the woman a release and I doubled down on two 6a.


This is disgust. What is that?
Please let me tell you that none of Suroosshh’s depictions should ever disgust you. This specifically is a breath of fresh air.
Don’t reject Satoosh, especially his power serve, from yer bosom, won’t ya?
 
I enjoy the benefit of almost don’t understanding anything he says, so it’s hard for me to disgustify.

Edit: now watching Raonic. That’s actual disgustification. Look at thoze shooz!
When u wake up in the middle of the night crying out for sudoosh and he disregards u, only then will u realize how wrong u were to deny the srshsssh foundation of knowledge and his advanced trophy pose techniques.

I am astonish and frighten for the future if this is what we have become.
 
I woke up in the middel of the nyt to cheque the score of Raonitch Team and found that Nadal had walked over Feder.

Did you dream of saroosh and wake up drenched in gulab jamun syrup ?
Your rejection of Saproosha will be your undoing and inflict severe 3.5 purgatory on your peanuckle.

I will review your previous posts and make my decision on banning you for a few days, or if I’m feeling really saucy, a ban for life.

Please revert back.
 
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