Official Sureshs tribute thread

russell

Semi-Pro
Will slopoosh cut j01lly up on the court and bring out and shoot Gamma RZR Bubba 137 rays in an open level tournament to bring home the victory to the STC a la Billie Jean King and bathe in Milan or will he pull a Greatest Hits on Bobby Riggs?

 
Last edited:

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
At dinner last night, I heard a guy ask his friend how his meal was. He exclaimed, "Suresh-ious." It is amazing how the deity is becoming part of every day life. I'd really dig an E! reality show. Possible names of Chasing Sureshs, The League of Extraordinary AYCE Hunters, Drop Shot FTW... Kris Jenner will co-write and produce.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
At dinner last night, I heard a guy ask his friend how his meal was. He exclaimed, "Suresh-ious." It is amazing how the deity is becoming part of every day life. I'd really dig an E! reality show. Possible names of Chasing Sureshs, The League of Extraordinary AYCE Hunters, Drop Shot FTW... Kris Jenner will co-write and produce.
Moat of the top players cannot execute drop volleys at a high level.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I may not be posting in GPPD anymore, so you may have me here more frequently.
You will never believe why that happened. Mods are out of their mind.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Well, I try to enjoy my day
Have you tried pinging saroosh lait ly ?
I am getting a Connection timed out. How about you ?

Internet says "suresh is taking too long to respond. Suresh could be temporarily unavabailalbe, or too busy". Or is it that you are hitting him with all you've got ? You must be putting your Dell Poweredge with 8-core Xeon processors to full use. You could never do that with your puny Macbook.

Kindly revert but not with a DDOS attack on senti.org.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Ware ewe ben, buddy? Missed ewe!
yesterday I was shopping. The owner of the store was filling in some forms and was spelling out his email id to the man filling in the form. The email id was "milk_choco_pie@xxxx...."

I thought this is like a blood brother considering my user name in various places is now food related items. Maybe a long lost cousin of saboosh considering he was quite portly.

Must ask him if he has seen the drop volley. He may give me discounts when he sees it.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Have you tried pinging saroosh lait ly ?
I am getting a Connection timed out. How about you ?

Internet says "suresh is taking too long to respond. Suresh could be temporarily unavabailalbe, or too busy". Or is it that you are hitting him with all you've got ? You must be putting your Dell Poweredge with 8-core Xeon processors to full use. You could never do that with your puny Macbook.

Kindly revert but not with a DDOS attack on senti.org.
Reported for drop volley denial.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Reported for drop volley denial.
I was just thinking it would be cool if you had a sleepover with saboosh, considering how close you both are.
You could spend the weekend watching movies of Anne Hathaway starting with Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. I also suggest The Intern. This will really facilitate some good mail-bawnding between you and Satooch.

You could also then bungee-watch all the Julia Roberts movies, espeshilly Pretty Woman and Erin Brokovich.

No meal will be complete without some hot syrupy gulab jamuns as you watch julia and richard bonding together. For good mail bawnding be sure to feed each other the jamuns transporting them with your fingers not some cutlery. That is the Indian way of eating sweets, to feed each other, never yourself.

Happy Sleepover and happy bonding.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
Is julian assange's latest leek that schawarmaoush was found posting from a raspberry pie cluster from which only his location was determined but not his fuzzy momentum, true?
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I was just thinking it would be cool if you had a sleepover with saboosh, considering how close you both are.
You could spend the weekend watching movies of Anne Hathaway starting with Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. I also suggest The Intern. This will really facilitate some good mail-bawnding between you and Satooch.

You could also then bungee-watch all the Julia Roberts movies, espeshilly Pretty Woman and Erin Brokovich.

No meal will be complete without some hot syrupy gulab jamuns as you watch julia and richard bonding together. For good mail bawnding be sure to feed each other the jamuns transporting them with your fingers not some cutlery. That is the Indian way of eating sweets, to feed each other, never yourself.

Happy Sleepover and happy bonding.
Hot syrupy substances produce sticky fingers, which on keyboards, originate hideous sensations, compared to the sound of chalks or nails split on blackboards.
Reported for torture.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I was just thinking it would be cool if you had a sleepover with saboosh, considering how close you both are.
You could spend the weekend watching movies of Anne Hathaway starting with Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement. I also suggest The Intern. This will really facilitate some good mail-bawnding between you and Satooch.

You could also then bungee-watch all the Julia Roberts movies, espeshilly Pretty Woman and Erin Brokovich.

No meal will be complete without some hot syrupy gulab jamuns as you watch julia and richard bonding together. For good mail bawnding be sure to feed each other the jamuns transporting them with your fingers not some cutlery. That is the Indian way of eating sweets, to feed each other, never yourself.

Happy Sleepover and happy bonding.
This poast maid me reely hungree anne reely hoarny at the saim thyme. Two rimadee this, shood eye:

1. Geaux inntwo the kitchen anne cooque

2. Geaux inntwo the bedroom anne innflait my Sabooshs rubber doll

3. Sticque whiff the droop volleigh vid and a doesinn gulab jamuns as eye whatch

???
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
You like to torture yourself, don’t you?
I would collapse only with the idea.
Senti, you have got to be careful. That can't be good.
I had no idea it was 48C that afternoon. After I returned from my run and was having tea I was told,
Then I checked the temp on my mobile and it said 44. I was mostly in the shade anyway.

I remember way back in maybe 1988/9 or something, it had been 47C in the afternoon (June) and I had run my personal best over 5000m (alone, time trial) on a track, under the blazing sun at 4pm, no shade and I did not feel hot at all. I immediately put on my track suit after that.

It's the cold that gets me. I start freezing when it comes below 15C. Can barely type for 4 months of the year.
 
Last edited:

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I had no idea it was 48C that afternoon. After I returned from my run and was having tea I was told,
Then I checked the temp on my mobile and it said 44. I was mostly in the shade anyway.

I remember way back in maybe 1988/9 or something, it had been 47C in the afternoon (June) and I had run my personal best over 5000m (alone, time trial) on a track, under the blazing sun at 4pm, no shade and I did not feel hot at all. I immediately put on my track suit after that.

It's the cold that gets me. I start freezing when it comes below 15C. Can barely type for 4 months of the year.
I got 40C today. Sureshs must be even hawter (on account of the sultry microclimate surrounding the Sabooshian hind quarters.)
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
This poast maid me reely hungree anne reely hoarny at the saim thyme. Two rimadee this, shood eye:

1. Geaux inntwo the kitchen anne cooque

2. Geaux inntwo the bedroom anne innflait my Sabooshs rubber doll

3. Sticque whiff the droop volleigh vid and a doesinn gulab jamuns as eye whatch

???
Cook some Surab Amuns and then cuddle wiff ur Chewridge doll while watching the droop volley. No porpoise for false tracheotomies.
 
Top