Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Power Player

Talk Tennis Guru
Imagine Sweetreshs genuine surprise and arousal when reading Sentis poast about visiting the STeeCee.

Was Senti mocking Joal in that poast? He was. Does he deny the drop volley? Unfortunately he does.

He mocks because he sees PoapJoals rise to power at the right hand of the Poobah. He sees Dalee laughing with glee at the annual dine and swine events, telling glorious jokes while the masses laugh and admire his PS88.

Meanwhile Sentee sits in undiscovered silence and the eyes of sweet Poobs do not fall upon him, instead they linger softlee on Dalee, and compassionately upon DeeGoald.

Why is this? It is simple, while Goald works on his drop volley daily using a ups box as a wall, sentee releases to 70s porn before running many miles in shame.

All that time that could be spent against the walls of the stc, softly cupping the ball against the strings and learning the touch and the feel required to make the ball stop on a dime at any given moment has been squandered.

The Teachings, please. LeeD has seen the teachings cast aside before. Its why he rarely poasts now. He cant stand to see Senti whither away into the void. Its been shown in this very thread that once Tawm denied Soobee for the last time, he lost the ability to poast in legibile english. Truly a horrific sight to see.

What is next for Senti? A descent into darkness? A late night secret rendezvous with DeeGold in a desperate attempt to recapture his youth? No one knows anymore.

Pray and report every poast. It is all we can do now while we await the Shrupocalypse.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
According to the Drop Volley User Manual 3.5 Release (c), ch. XXIV, sec 23.2, the best time of the day to perform such shot is after shaving, early in the morenings. Recommendation is done irrespective of gender.
Have you accepted the STC cookies policy and signed up for the newsletter & e-zine gazette publication that includes free updates to the Drop Volley User Manual for a year and access to the analytics dashboard console? 70% of all Internet Tennis Champion Specialists poled at the STC are executing drop volleys in the office pre-shift prior to starting a Pomodoro set.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
I will execute a consultation of this thread bylaws to the-termine if this type of obscure and disgusting innuendoing is repoarting materiall.
I just hired a respected attorneys firm ($1,500 per hour + travel expenses) and will be backcharging TTW, or the STC, depending on lawyer’s addvice.
I will send you a referral to Jacoby & Meyers for a free consultation as long as you don't revert chargeback to the STC, and book a complimentary appointment for you with Dr. Zizmore.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
I was trying to chair you up by secksing up your favourite winner with some Sassy CSS.

Imagine satooshsky with a reactive native front-end.

Just. Imagine.
Will you attend this year's STC pre-treat at santhoshs dance & yoga retreat getaway in ibiza to learn all about reactive hookshots and at night get away to the Bossa promenade to club at Ushuaïa from the rooftop lounge terrace to get a good vue of srawjish taking a nap belly in the pool area?
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Playing in a tournament this weekend. Got lucky that Kohls had a green polyester shirt in stock. Pink shoes arriving from Tennis Warehouse. Sureshs drop volley at 72% so I still need about 18 hours of practice before Saturday. Will report back.
Please revert back to this blogging system after you complete dinner.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I am not supposed to disclose this, but I adjointed a freestyle watercooler shreshun at the STC and rumour is that a video deployment release is cumin with floppy trailhead hat sun runner dude in the forth quarter.
You have trained hard and are now ready for the Pre-Release Party on June 20.

I will have Lathar reach out to your attorneys.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I went to 24 Hour Fitness tonight in Manhassett for a tour and the guy was in really good shape. He asked me what my Fit this goals were so I took out the drop volley and he said “we don’t teach that here....”

I have a tour appointment at Crunch gym tomorrow morning before my breakfast shift starts.
Did the Greek diner on Northern Boulevard in The Miracle Mile agree two higher ewe two wash dishes ewesing ownleigh pink anne green dishrags? Pleeze revert bacque ur skedule sew eye can dine their win ewe r knot...eye <3 there spanakopita butt ownleigh on a kleen plait.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Did the Greek diner on Northern Boulevard in The Miracle Mile agree two higher ewe two wash dishes ewesing ownleigh pink anne green dishrags? Pleeze revert bacque ur skedule sew eye can dine their win ewe r knot...eye <3 there spanakopita butt ownleigh on a kleen plait.
U don’t deserve a Summer Surprise Sureshian Release(TM) so I have asked Jeejo to revoke your Sauna privileges.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
It should be ">35" not "<35".

Bad jawb.

Will have my otter knees reek out to yours to soak a refund.
Mye otter niece will bee inn contack whiff ewe fore compinsashun dew two the mini ours eye waisted inn reesurtch two sea iff aughters reely dew have knees inn there flippers.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
thanks to the pollution, sureshs will outlive me by many years.
I will miss uot many sequels and editions of the drop volley.

I hoap and prey taht shorrshhh doesn't drop any whallys over my grave.
Eye sujjest ewe cunvert two dudeAuism...he mite prey four ewer sole win Sabooshs will knot, beeing an nonbeli21er inn Gawd.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Spoak to Gurdeep and he informed me that the STC will start denying entry to 3.0 prayers in an attempt to only cater to the highest level Indian athletes.

Sad Maude locked the threat. Miss Rusty and Porky.

https://tt.tennis-warehouse.com/index.php?threads/headed-to-the-suresh-tennis-center-tonight.585235/
How did your sleepover with shressh go? You have still not kindly reverted with details.

Did you both thrash out a 5 year expansion plan for the STC ?

Or did you watch Tootsie in a loop, analyzing it from various angles ?
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
How did your sleepover with shressh go? You have still not kindly reverted with details.

Did you both thrash out a 5 year expansion plan for the STC ?

Or did you watch Tootsie in a loop, analyzing it from various angles ?
U don’t give a dam about Saqueef or Michael Dorsey.
 

Raul_SJ

Legend
Fluids from body upstairs force restaurant closure

WINDSOR, Conn. — Fluids leaking from a decomposing body upstairs have forced health officials to close a Connecticut restaurant.

WFSB-TV reports Windsor police were called to the Siam Corner Thai Kitchen and Pho restaurant on May 29 for a report of a foul odor and a reddish-brown liquid dripping from the ceiling of the restaurant behind the front counter.

Police say they entered the apartment above the restaurant through an unlocked window and found the tenant’s body in his bed. They say he had been dead for several days.

Police say no foul play is suspected. They have not released the man’s name.


 
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sureshs

Bionic Poster
Fluids from body upstairs force restaurant closure

WINDSOR, Conn. — Fluids leaking from a decomposing body upstairs have forced health officials to close a Connecticut restaurant.

WFSB-TV reports Windsor police were called to the Siam Corner Thai Kitchen and Pho restaurant on May 29 for a report of a foul odor and a reddish-brown liquid dripping from the ceiling of the restaurant behind the front counter.

Police say they entered the apartment above the restaurant through an unlocked window and found the tenant’s body in his bed. They say he had been dead for several days.

Police say no foul play is suspected. They have not released the man’s name.


I will have the Pad Thai with the Human sauce on the side
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Can we please get back to discussing The Fermi Paradox ?

Kindly study this article that came out just today before reverting before your chiff gets over.
https://journals.aps.org/rmp/abstract/10.1103/RevModPhys.91.021002
Just got hone from the STC. I played the top 4.0 Indian flavored man 3 sets. Dali won 6-1, 6-0, 6-1.

I asked my opponent Arjunarparahar if he had studied the drop volley and he said he did but lacked the theory behind it to apply it to his own game.

I hoap u will play tennis someday too and get off this virtual messaging platform.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Police say they entered the apartment above the restaurant through an unlocked window and found the tenant’s body in his bed. They say he had been dead for several days.
That's why maybe everyone should have a cat. At least will clean up after you go :( :eek:

Really sad to hear of this.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Fluids from body upstairs force restaurant closure
Tragic,
can only imagine this man waking up in the middle of the night aching for a suprise early morning release(TM) but having no luck. Then screaming Dali's name with his last dying breadth and giving his soal up to The Massters most passonette apossel. After dying his wish is granted.

The scene reminds me a bit of the scene from The Shape of Water, and the cinema theater downstairs getting the water from the bath.


Restaurant closure must have hit suresh badly. Had to take his business elsewhere for a few days.
 
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