JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
You need to let go and let Surroushh.
Official Sureshs tribute thread
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sureshs
Bionic Poster
I will have the Pad Thai with the Human sauce on the sideFluids from body upstairs force restaurant closure
WINDSOR, Conn. — Fluids leaking from a decomposing body upstairs have forced health officials to close a Connecticut restaurant.
WFSB-TV reports Windsor police were called to the Siam Corner Thai Kitchen and Pho restaurant on May 29 for a report of a foul odor and a reddish-brown liquid dripping from the ceiling of the restaurant behind the front counter.
Police say they entered the apartment above the restaurant through an unlocked window and found the tenant’s body in his bed. They say he had been dead for several days.
Police say no foul play is suspected. They have not released the man’s name.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Just got hone from the STC. I played the top 4.0 Indian flavored man 3 sets. Dali won 6-1, 6-0, 6-1.
I asked my opponent Arjunarparahar if he had studied the drop volley and he said he did but lacked the theory behind it to apply it to his own game.
I hoap u will play tennis someday too and get off this virtual messaging platform.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That's why maybe everyone should have a cat. At least will clean up after you go
Really sad to hear of this.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I will contemplate and meditate upon your answer and try to figger out how it applies to the Farmy Orthodox.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Tragic,
can only imagine this man waking up in the middle of the night aching for a suprise early morning release(TM) but having no luck. Then screaming Dali's name with his last dying breadth and giving his soal up to The Massters most passonette apossel. After dying his wish is granted.
The scene reminds me a bit of the scene from The Shape of Water, and the cinema theater downstairs getting the water from the bath.
Restaurant closure must have hit suresh badly. Had to take his business elsewhere for a few days.
Raul_SJ
Legend
It was Karma. He raided too many AYCE buffets and finally one day the hapless fellow became the buffet.That's why maybe everyone should have a cat. At least will clean up after you go
Really sad to hear of this.
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
If I let go and let Surroush, i hope the office downstairs won't have to be closed due to leaks from their ceiling.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Do u think Hannah will give Samoosh the final rose?
Are u following the Bachelorette? Srrrahhh keeps on winning the date rose. Looking strong. May win Hannah.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
No idea what you are talking about. Sawrry. I am a bussy persian.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Wow. Just. Super. Wow.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Did you rerpoart my cig natcher ?
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
I don’t see signatures.
I do see the drop volley.
I also see the Report button which I am inclined to click if you deny Srrrrrshhhz’ rise to 5.5 glory.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
What does the 5 and a haff signify ?
What unit is it ? Inches ?
The Report button is
VVVVVV
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I never let my woolly dwop.
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Pick up a book and read it.
Otherwise Dali will pull you into the gutter and teach you the art of surprise spray releases.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
russell
Semi-Pro
Will Luke P join the STC and through dedicated training lesson workchops, learn how to control the spray and expose his true feelings to give Hannah clarity and get the rose or will Michael get down and dirty and employ Krav Maga technique tips to force Luke P to self-exit to avenge Luke S and beat Jed in the finals to become the first brother to penetrate into a championship W?
Will you pray for Mike on shabbos that Luthi hovers by his side?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Droop volleigh practice makes peRFect!Will Luke P join the STC and through dedicated training lesson workchops, learn how to control the spray and expose his true feelings to give Hannah clarity and get the rose or will Michael get down and dirty and employ Krav Maga technique tips to force Luke P to self-exit to avenge Luke S and beat Jed in the finals to become the first brother to penetrate into a championship W?
Will you pray for Mike on shabbos that Luthi hovers by his side?
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Praying for Jed.Will Luke P join the STC and through dedicated training lesson workchops, learn how to control the spray and expose his true feelings to give Hannah clarity and get the rose or will Michael get down and dirty and employ Krav Maga technique tips to force Luke P to self-exit to avenge Luke S and beat Jed in the finals to become the first brother to penetrate into a championship W?
Will you pray for Mike on shabbos that Luthi hovers by his side?
Praying for Hannah to ultimately give the final rose to Sacroosh.
My god just imagine if Hannah experiences a Summer Surprise Sureshian Release(TM) and runs away with Chris Harrison leaving Samooosh holding the group date rose.
Just imagine....
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
First pray then imagine, or the other way round?
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
What the mind can conceive, Saboosh can release.
Believe in 4.0 glory attained by ordinary Americans.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I just got off the line with Azuz Simcich at the STC and he says he doesn't know you.
Yuo are totally fake.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
One night I had a dream. I saw suresh hitting the drop volley, I saw the most beautiful shots ever, some never seen by anyone living or dead. Then I heard a deep voice speaking in some words that I recognized as Sanskrit but being totally illiterate did not understand. I immediately got up and typed it out in Google and discovered that it meant:
"For the protection of those who have accepted me in their boosems, and for the destruction of those who reject and mawk @JoelDali and me, and to ensure that Nadal always keeps winning RG, I shall keep appearing from age to age."
Since that night I have been unable to sleep.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Does this place have good Yelp reviews?Fluids from body upstairs force restaurant closure
WINDSOR, Conn. — Fluids leaking from a decomposing body upstairs have forced health officials to close a Connecticut restaurant.
WFSB-TV reports Windsor police were called to the Siam Corner Thai Kitchen and Pho restaurant on May 29 for a report of a foul odor and a reddish-brown liquid dripping from the ceiling of the restaurant behind the front counter.
Police say they entered the apartment above the restaurant through an unlocked window and found the tenant’s body in his bed. They say he had been dead for several days.
Police say no foul play is suspected. They have not released the man’s name.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
So many people living in poverty and enduring sureshian oppression and wars all over the world and u choose to deny the drop volley and eschew the fine instructors at the STC.
How many times must I click Report?
Will Maude wake up from his slumber and unleash the ban hammer upon you?
I’m working a double at the Delly tonight so I don’t have any time to click Report.
Sad that you don’t wanna be a famous Internet Champion.
donquijote
Legend
Define Yelp.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Nonsense.
YOU are the one who once denied that Shabooch parted the Red sea with his dwop volley.
You cannot deny that you denied the partying.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Satooch has been there. Is that not good enough for you.
Shatoosh is a Michelle Inn inspector.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Michelle Inn gives out starz fore good eatz; Sabooshs issues clothes pins innstead. Three pins ore moar means a Chernobyl disa.s.ster iz abowt two happen.
russell
Semi-Pro
I'm trying to imagine Chris Harrison reverting back and recollecting all the secret tips pro-cured at the STC training gymnasium and utilizing Peter The Pilot to fly him and Hannah to the Maldives for an unforgettable night in the underwater villa of The Muraka at the Conrad resort but I can't imagine Hannah bypassing Jeb's infectious smile and not releasing a rose to Luke P to gain clarity and relieve the nonsensual tension to feel what the pros feel.
Can Michael manage the portfolio and be the first brother to win Hannah's heart and make her his queen to spread positivity and master the training discipline and become a Parkour champion?
russell
Semi-Pro
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Loving Peter.
Sad for Mike. He said he didn’t want to get his heart broken. He’s toast.
Saddest for Johan Kriek’s chocolate release valve distribution capsule.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Imagine if it turns out Chewridge eats no more than a 2000Kcal diet but he just has a very slow metabolism and we have been making fun of his weigh for nothing. Just imagine.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
stringertom
Bionic Poster
JollyDolly <3 Grindr
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Ewe will droop until your opponent drops!
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Don't refer to it as the SDV, that's so impersonal. You should call it the Chrrrshr Doomsday Device.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
stringertom
Bionic Poster
She seems happy she met ewe! Perhaps a JollyDolly hand-me-down???
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
In India, if you say "Brahmaastra", people will know you are speaking of Chrrrshrs's dwop wally (TM).
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brahmastra
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Kindly please stop pressing the Reject Suresh button below my oasts. There is a I accept suresh botton and you should kindly please press that hard.Patently false. The lies end now after I click on the Report hot link.
Reject Suresh I Accept Suresh
Repoart Like Report after shift
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
If you have observed his tennis wideyous you will know that his meta bowelism has to be fast. That is so orb vious.
He does store some extra fat just so when the world comes to an end, he will have enough energy to last till the next creation.