Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
If I let go and let Surroush, i hope the office downstairs won't have to be closed due to leaks from their ceiling.
Do u think Hannah will give Samoosh the final rose?

Are u following the Bachelorette? Srrrahhh keeps on winning the date rose. Looking strong. May win Hannah.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Do u think Hannah will give Samoosh the final rose?

Are u following the Bachelorette? Srrrahhh keeps on winning the date rose. Looking strong. May win Hannah.
Do u think Hannah will give Samoosh the final rose?

Are u following the Bachelorette? Srrrahhh keeps on winning the date rose. Looking strong. May win Hannah.
No idea what you are talking about. Sawrry. I am a bussy persian.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I think that everyone of us positing heere should long ago have been given our respective diagnoses, just in case we are interested in doing something ab-out it, ohr naught.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Do you fellow co-thread-participants think that I should go on surfing and posting here, or pick up a book to read? Kind of caught @Sentinel ‘s insomniac sympthumps.
Please revert if you are not sleeping (*).

(*): if you see I stopped posting, it is because I’m a sleeping.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Do you fellow co-thread-participants think that I should go on surfing and posting here, or pick up a book to read? Kind of caught @Sentinel ‘s insomniac sympthumps.
Please revert if you are not sleeping.
Pick up a book and read it.
Otherwise Dali will pull you into the gutter and teach you the art of surprise spray releases.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
Do u think Hannah will give Samoosh the final rose?

Are u following the Bachelorette? Srrrahhh keeps on winning the date rose. Looking strong. May win Hannah.
Will Luke P join the STC and through dedicated training lesson workchops, learn how to control the spray and expose his true feelings to give Hannah clarity and get the rose or will Michael get down and dirty and employ Krav Maga technique tips to force Luke P to self-exit to avenge Luke S and beat Jed in the finals to become the first brother to penetrate into a championship W?

Will you pray for Mike on shabbos that Luthi hovers by his side?

 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Will Luke P join the STC and through dedicated training lesson workchops, learn how to control the spray and expose his true feelings to give Hannah clarity and get the rose or will Michael get down and dirty and employ Krav Maga technique tips to force Luke P to self-exit to avenge Luke S and beat Jed in the finals to become the first brother to penetrate into a championship W?

Will you pray for Mike on shabbos that Luthi hovers by his side?

Droop volleigh practice makes peRFect!
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Will Luke P join the STC and through dedicated training lesson workchops, learn how to control the spray and expose his true feelings to give Hannah clarity and get the rose or will Michael get down and dirty and employ Krav Maga technique tips to force Luke P to self-exit to avenge Luke S and beat Jed in the finals to become the first brother to penetrate into a championship W?

Will you pray for Mike on shabbos that Luthi hovers by his side?

Praying for Jed.

Praying for Hannah to ultimately give the final rose to Sacroosh.

My god just imagine if Hannah experiences a Summer Surprise Sureshian Release(TM) and runs away with Chris Harrison leaving Samooosh holding the group date rose.

Just imagine....
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Praying for Jed.

Praying for Hannah to ultimately give the final rose to Sacroosh.

My god just imagine if Hannah experiences a Summer Surprise Sureshian Release(TM) and runs away with Chris Harrison leaving Samooosh holding the group date rose.

Just imagine....
First pray then imagine, or the other way round?
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
What was your signature? Eye yam quite certain ewe had nun.
One night I had a dream. I saw suresh hitting the drop volley, I saw the most beautiful shots ever, some never seen by anyone living or dead. Then I heard a deep voice speaking in some words that I recognized as Sanskrit but being totally illiterate did not understand. I immediately got up and typed it out in Google and discovered that it meant:

"For the protection of those who have accepted me in their boosems, and for the destruction of those who reject and mawk @JoelDali and me, and to ensure that Nadal always keeps winning RG, I shall keep appearing from age to age."

Since that night I have been unable to sleep.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Fluids from body upstairs force restaurant closure

WINDSOR, Conn. — Fluids leaking from a decomposing body upstairs have forced health officials to close a Connecticut restaurant.

WFSB-TV reports Windsor police were called to the Siam Corner Thai Kitchen and Pho restaurant on May 29 for a report of a foul odor and a reddish-brown liquid dripping from the ceiling of the restaurant behind the front counter.

Police say they entered the apartment above the restaurant through an unlocked window and found the tenant’s body in his bed. They say he had been dead for several days.

Police say no foul play is suspected. They have not released the man’s name.


Does this place have good Yelp reviews?
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
One night I had a dream. I saw suresh hitting the drop volley, I saw the most beautiful shots ever, some never seen by anyone living or dead. Then I heard a deep voice speaking in some words that I recognized as Sanskrit but being totally illiterate did not understand. I immediately got up and typed it out in Google and discovered that it meant:

"For the protection of those who have accepted me in their boosems, and for the destruction of those who reject and mawk @JoelDali and me, and to ensure that Nadal always keeps winning RG, I shall keep appearing from age to age."

Since that night I have been unable to sleep.
So many people living in poverty and enduring sureshian oppression and wars all over the world and u choose to deny the drop volley and eschew the fine instructors at the STC.

How many times must I click Report?

Will Maude wake up from his slumber and unleash the ban hammer upon you?

I’m working a double at the Delly tonight so I don’t have any time to click Report.

Sad that you don’t wanna be a famous Internet Champion.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
Praying for Jed.

Praying for Hannah to ultimately give the final rose to Sacroosh.

My god just imagine if Hannah experiences a Summer Surprise Sureshian Release(TM) and runs away with Chris Harrison leaving Samooosh holding the group date rose.

Just imagine....
I'm trying to imagine Chris Harrison reverting back and recollecting all the secret tips pro-cured at the STC training gymnasium and utilizing Peter The Pilot to fly him and Hannah to the Maldives for an unforgettable night in the underwater villa of The Muraka at the Conrad resort but I can't imagine Hannah bypassing Jeb's infectious smile and not releasing a rose to Luke P to gain clarity and relieve the nonsensual tension to feel what the pros feel.

Can Michael manage the portfolio and be the first brother to win Hannah's heart and make her his queen to spread positivity and master the training discipline and become a Parkour champion?
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I'm trying to imagine Chris Harrison reverting back and recollecting all the secret tips pro-cured at the STC training gymnasium and utilizing Peter The Pilot to fly him and Hannah to the Maldives for an unforgettable night in the underwater villa of The Muraka at the Conrad resort but I can't imagine Hannah bypassing Jeb's infectious smile and not releasing a rose to Luke P to gain clarity and relieve the nonsensual tension to feel what the pros feel.

Can Michael manage the portfolio and be the first brother to win Hannah's heart and make her his queen to spread positivity and master the training discipline and become a Parkour champion?
Loving Peter.

Sad for Mike. He said he didn’t want to get his heart broken. He’s toast.

Saddest for Johan Kriek’s chocolate release valve distribution capsule.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Imagine if it turns out Chewridge eats no more than a 2000Kcal diet but he just has a very slow metabolism and we have been making fun of his weigh for nothing. Just imagine.
If you have observed his tennis wideyous you will know that his meta bowelism has to be fast. That is so orb vious.

He does store some extra fat just so when the world comes to an end, he will have enough energy to last till the next creation.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Patently false. The lies end now after I click on the Report hot link.
Holy Mother of God !
Yu have single-handedly brought this content cyndication cystem to the dogs.

I don't think this relay channel can be savaged. I leave for the day in utter shock, but will return on the morrow to attempt rolling the internet back to a backup taken 15 years ago.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I had a dream that suresh woke up one night screaming for Dali's sweet tender caress. He lay on the floor in CK briefs writhing in agony calling out to Joel.

Surely there must be some parallel universe in which suresh pines for Dali and wakes up in a cold sweat moaning for Dali.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I had a dream that suresh woke up one night screaming for Dali's sweet tender caress. He lay on the floor in CK briefs writhing in agony calling out to Joel.

Surely there must be some parallel universe in which suresh pines for Dali and wakes up in a cold sweat moaning for Dali.
Vaporous insomniac dreams. Half u tried Srrshhsprofen, or any Nonsteroidal Srrsshhh-inflammatory drug?
 
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