Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Imagine if it turns out Chewridge eats no more than a 2000Kcal diet but he just has a very slow metabolism and we have been making fun of his weigh for nothing. Just imagine.
If you have observed his tennis wideyous you will know that his meta bowelism has to be fast. That is so orb vious.

He does store some extra fat just so when the world comes to an end, he will have enough energy to last till the next creation.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Patently false. The lies end now after I click on the Report hot link.
Holy Mother of God !
Yu have single-handedly brought this content cyndication cystem to the dogs.

I don't think this relay channel can be savaged. I leave for the day in utter shock, but will return on the morrow to attempt rolling the internet back to a backup taken 15 years ago.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I had a dream that suresh woke up one night screaming for Dali's sweet tender caress. He lay on the floor in CK briefs writhing in agony calling out to Joel.

Surely there must be some parallel universe in which suresh pines for Dali and wakes up in a cold sweat moaning for Dali.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I had a dream that suresh woke up one night screaming for Dali's sweet tender caress. He lay on the floor in CK briefs writhing in agony calling out to Joel.

Surely there must be some parallel universe in which suresh pines for Dali and wakes up in a cold sweat moaning for Dali.
Vaporous insomniac dreams. Half u tried Srrshhsprofen, or any Nonsteroidal Srrsshhh-inflammatory drug?
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Maybe sum day u will acknowledge the drop volley. But I dowt it.
Last night I had a dream in which you went over to Suri's to learn the secreats of the drop volley. However, you both spent the entire night sitting cross legged in front of each other practicing the Loving Kindness meditation. You both opened your hearts to each other at the cellular level and sent waves of love and compassion to each other, and then started sending it to everyone else in the forum.

For those wonderful moments, the drop volley was forgotten. I then noticed that you were both knocking back glasses of prune juice and decided to make a hasty exit from the dream.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Eye wonce tried two Photo Sueyreshs eating whiff chopsticks butt eye faled win Hee forked mye hand fore violating Hiz pryvite AYCE raid.
Chop Sueyreshes throughput would decrease if he eight whiff chopshticks.

That wood be a gross underutilisation of his alimentary bandwidth and processing power.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Last night I had a dream in which you went over to Suri's to learn the secreats of the drop volley. However, you both spent the entire night sitting cross legged in front of each other practicing the Loving Kindness meditation. You both opened your hearts to each other at the cellular level and sent waves of love and compassion to each other, and then started sending it to everyone else in the forum.

For those wonderful moments, the drop volley was forgotten. I then noticed that you were both knocking back glasses of prune juice and decided to make a hasty exit from the dream.
That wuz very prunent uv ewe two exit that sinario beefour itt beecaim haile toxic.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Jumping ships, uh?
I tried to imagine chowritz jumping ships,

I kindly request all of you naught to try imagining this doomsday sinario. If we all collectively imagined the same, the hwoled might come to an end. Please try to think of something else like sheep grazing on a beautiful grassy field in France. Do NOT think of Chooritz jumping ships.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Vaporous insomniac dreams. Half u tried Srrshhsprofen, or any Nonsteroidal Srrsshhh-inflammatory drug?
Nope.
I did try whale-ium before sleeping to prevent luid lewcid sureshous dreams. But it stopped having effect after three days and then GAW told me nought to touch whale-ium so now I am wundering if Gzanacks mite be butter.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Do you think Sueyresh will be scene giving on-court couching to Fedr at the USO this year thus helping Fedr reach the second week while his poorer opponents go without couchin ?

Kindly revert in English, I don't know Soyhilly.
Ewe speke uv Soyhilly anne dat reminds me uv the grate futuristic flick frum the urly 70’s cauled Soylent Green abowt life in a starving and overpopulated whirled inn the urly 21st scentury. Howe did these riters no abowt the Sabooshsian effect sew long beefour itz currant impack?
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Maybe sum day u will acknowledge the drop volley. But I dowt it.
Do you think Sursh will unleash the drop volley in the Labour Cup this year ?

Will the drop volley be banned from publick display or at least come with a PG warning on telly?

Kindly revere back on this content aggregation system written in ASP running on an old IIS server on a Windows NT 4.0 server which needs freqeuent reboots after your restroom shift.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I tried to imagine chowritz jumping ships,

I kindly request all of you naught to try imagining this doomsday sinario. If we all collectively imagined the same, the hwoled might come to an end. Please try to think of something else like sheep grazing on a beautiful grassy field in France. Do NOT think of Chooritz jumping ships.
Wow. Sorry. Wow.
Spanish Armada loss of material is nothing compared to that.
 
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Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I tried to imagine chowritz jumping ships,

I kindly request all of you naught to try imagining this doomsday sinario. If we all collectively imagined the same, the hwoled might come to an end. Please try to think of something else like sheep grazing on a beautiful grassy field in France. Do NOT think of Chooritz jumping ships.
Sowredges jumping sheep, PETA suing us all.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Wow. Sorry. Wow.
Spanish Armada loss of material is nothing compared to that.
I sometimes lye in bed wundering weather Dali likes suresh varnished or unvarnished ?


How many times will Dali report me today ?
After or before his shift ?
Before or aughter dinner ?

Will the grand unified theory answer these questions, or leave them for the next creation to take a swipe at.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I sometimes lye in bed wundering weather Dali likes suresh varnished or unvarnished ?


How many times will Dali report me today ?
After or before his shift ?
Before or aughter dinner ?

Will the grand unified theory answer these questions, or leave them for the next creation to take a swipe at.
JollyDolly iz moist excite now bye ewer use of “swipe” inn dat la.s.st centince. Hee awlweighs swipe rite win (s)he seizes the droop volleigh. Win (s)he swipes rite hard enuff, maik sur(eshs) ewe ware a HazMat soot.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
JollyDolly iz moist excite now bye ewer use of “swipe” inn dat la.s.st centince. Hee awlweighs swipe rite win (s)he seizes the droop volleigh. Win (s)he swipes rite hard enuff, maik sur(eshs) ewe ware a HazMat soot.
Jest image in, Suri and Dahli in Hazmat soots, sitting in lotus position, spraying each other copiously after a night of heavily imbibing proon joos.

Aughter a vile, Dahli de sides to ditch the has mat soot, and bask in the holey eau de sewretch.

Wot happens necksed ? Is he sent to the bernz wad, or is he healed of his sough ring ?
I can only lye awake wondering the fait of Dahli.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Jest image in, Suri and Dahli in Hazmat soots, sitting in lotus position, spraying each other copiously after a night of heavily imbibing proon joos.

Aughter a vile, Dahli de sides to ditch the has mat soot, and bask in the holey eau de sewretch.

Wot happens necksed ? Is he sent to the bernz wad, or is he healed of his sough ring ?
I can only lye awake wondering the fait of Dahli.
Dolly bee Jolly, bernz anne awl sew long az (s)he kann pull-up dat droop volleigh vid two eez de pane.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Jest image in, Suri and Dahli in Hazmat soots, sitting in lotus position, spraying each other copiously after a night of heavily imbibing proon joos.

Aughter a vile, Dahli de sides to ditch the has mat soot, and bask in the holey eau de sewretch.

Wot happens necksed ? Is he sent to the bernz wad, or is he healed of his sough ring ?
I can only lye awake wondering the fait of Dahli.
This is distaste and disgust. Your refusal to release some balls st the STC is sad for those that dedicate their lives to improving low level players. I am free to report these transgressions after my breakfast shift at Sambo’s but at this point it will not turn you around and open your eyes to truth. Just as you cannot convince atheists of God we cannot convince you of the Glory of the 4.0 Internet Champion. No one has video proof of God but alas we do have the drop volley which cannot be erased from the minds of all generations.
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Sureshs is widely known. I was playing in a tournament yesterday and I was chatting with my opponent post match. I noticed that he had some Tennis Warehouse demo racquets in his bag so I asked him if he had ever read the forums here. He said he did but doesn't have an account. I then asked if he was aware of sureshs and his basket of knowledge and he smiled and said, "the guy with over 500 pages?" I couldn't have asked for a funnier way to end my day. Kind of funny that he is even known at small tournaments. It helped take the sting out of losing since my SDV was not on point that day.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Ewe speke uv Soyhilly anne dat reminds me uv the grate futuristic flick frum the urly 70’s cauled Soylent Green abowt life in a starving and overpopulated whirled inn the urly 21st scentury. Howe did these riters no abowt the Sabooshsian effect sew long beefour itz currant impack?
Could several years of Chewrites’ food consumption and mating habits patterns lead to the starving and overpopulated dire humankind scenario described in Soylent Green? Just starting to worry about this.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Vott has Chewresh gots to do with Kremlin ?

Does he go there for Russian Salad, or Beef Stroganoff. Or maybe to give performances of the BallSoy ballot ?

Kindly revert back after your cleaning shift at the Sheremetyevo restroom.
There was a VBscript programmer convention in Moscova this weekend and Sheremetyevo was in lockdown due to the brothers Sureshsmazov Putin too much waist in the toilet system and flooding all terminals.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Could several years of Chewrites’ food consumption and mating habits patterns lead to the starving and overpopulated dire humankind scenario described in Soylent Green? Just starting to worry about this.
Have u got a seismograph to study his mating habits or do you just go by Instagram poasts? What is the porpoise of ur study? Are u one of those doomsday preachers that extort social security checks from stoopid people?
 
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"I once fell in love with a chicken nugget. . We both knew this love couldn't last long because I was too hungry. . I covered him in ketchup and we both started to cry......he said 'eat me...please, it will make me happy....say that I'm delicious". . My eyes were full of tears but then I took a bite and said: . 'You are the most. delicious thing I ever ate' . He was happy and slowly disappeared into my stomach." .

- from "Sureshs Confidential"( pg. 368).
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