Official Sureshs tribute thread

I once fell in love with a chicken nugget. . We both knew this love couldn't last long
Lies, utter lies.

Suresh once fell in love with a dozen gulab-jamuns, and that love has lasted ever since. Those gulabjamuns have come and gone but the love remains. The box of GJ;s gets replenished from time to time keeping the everlasting love alive.

A single chicken nugget stands no chance in front of the mighty GJ, that too a dozen of em dripping with hot sugar syrup.
 
Have u got a seismograph to study his mating habits or do you just go by Instagram poasts? What is the porpoise of ur study? Are u one of those doomsday preachers that extort social security checks from stoopid people?
How do you nkow he doesn't just follow reports of earthquakes to study Sssssrrrshs may ting hablitz.

Are u saying that the vast ex-tent of Sureshs is all emcompassing?
If it covers his belly, then yes.

Sureshs is widely known
You have clearly done a deep analysis of shooroosh and his fill ossify.



I will answer Dali separately. He deserves a poast unto himself.
 
This is distaste and disgust.
I had a dream last night In witch you went ove to surehsez haus after your night shift to learn the drop volleigh. Instead it seems you were sitting with shresh all night, in lotus position, teaching him the lost art of levitation.
I saw you floating blissfully a foot above the ground, but all night shresh tried hard, but could not rise.

Finally, by 4am, i think the beans you served for dinner had their effect and suresh achieved lift-off.

Tragically, you feinted imme jet lee, and so shroosh broke his flight and spent a long time administering CPR to bring you back. When you came to, he had finished and you missed the entire pro seizure. You got what you dreamed of all your life, but it happened whilst you had passed out. So tragick. Yu will never nkow.

p.s I hoap you are applying moisturiser copiously on your face. Clinique should do.
 
How do you nkow he doesn't just follow reports of earthquakes to study Sssssrrrshs may ting hablitz.
The government hides reports of Surrshquakes because they intend to use him in the Philadelphia Cheese Experiment(TM) as a WAD (Weapon of Ass Distraction.) You need to get your own apparatus to measure his mating and digestion cycle, but u can also go to Instagram to see pictures of mud slides and the like.
 
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. . > Let out test fart to ease pressure
. . > Not bad, no one heard
. . > Let out full fart
. . > Ass nebula of filth
. . > Everyone heard
. . > Cough to try and cover it up
. . > Fart again, .brutal...
. . > Leave tennis court
. . > Race into clubhouse, run into bathroom
. . > 2 stalls occupied
. . > Handicap open
. . > Run in, rip off tennis shorts
. . > Sit down
. . > Cramp in leg, start breathing hard
. . > Shlt comes flying out my ass at Mach 6
. . > Feel like I'm blasting off to the moon
. . > The only thing I can say is "Yep" every 2 seconds because I'm' so relieved
. . > People in other stalls start choking
. . > They all pull up their undergarments, flush and leave quickly
. . > Finish shlt
. . > Wipe assureshs
. . > Go to leave
. . > Where the hell are the urinals
. . > Wrong bathroom

- from "Sureshs Confidential" . (pg. 462).

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Just marking territory, from Wiki:
Hippos mark their territory by defecation. While depositing the faeces, hippos spin their tails to distribute their excrement over a greater area.
This is a clASSic case of evolution overdoing it.

Saboosh just walks around depositing his droppings as.s he walks. No knead for tales.

But maybe he uses the same techneek for spraying kidney waist pawducts.
 
Where is the part where it hits the fan and coats the entire restroom ?


hey hey, that is Eau de Sureshs you are mawking. Very preshus substance.
Well you’re back and posting more hurtful arrows at those who wish to get betterer at Internet tennis. This obsession with fecal fractals has not been reported yet as I will pray you at midnight with hoap that you will turn around and reach out to the STC and sigh up for the Summer Clay clinics that Muthujaba is organizing for 3.5 level players.

 
Well you’re back and posting more hurtful arrows at those who wish to get betterer at Internet tennis. This obsession with fecal fractals has not been reported yet as I will pray you at midnight with hoap that you will turn around and reach out to the STC and sigh up for the Summer Clay clinics that Muthujaba is organizing for 3.5 level players.

I sleighed up for the Summer Spray on Clay Kleenex at the STC and will be praying for Buddhabrot fractal renderings by muthusjabus of shurihabib.

 
There was a VBscript programmer convention in Moscova this weekend and Sheremetyevo was in lockdown due to the brothers Sureshsmazov Putin too much waist in the toilet system and flooding all terminals.
When you have Putin the time to be sureashreddy and devlops the instinct to knead Visual Basic Gooey interfaces to track IP addresses, massage me @ the STC via UUCP bang path STC!Mahabharata!BhagavadGita!officeofshrush!rsh and I will sign you up for a free trail to experience a release spray of a lifetime. The first hit will be free towards devlobing a touch of the drop volley.
 
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Loving Peter.

Sad for Mike. He said he didn’t want to get his heart broken. He’s toast.

Saddest for Johan Kriek’s chocolate release valve distribution capsule.
I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah, or to become a strong open-level batchlore contender to string only 3 Wilson Pro Staff St. Vincents to face off against J0l1y in an official USTA Semi-Quarter Finals bracket and bring home DGoald.
 
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There was a VBscript programmer convention in Moscova this weekend and Sheremetyevo was in lockdown due to the brothers Sureshsmazov Putin too much waist in the toilet system and flooding all terminals.
All VBScript programmers should be sent to Siberia to perish. Along with ASP programmers who have created awful applications for the govt here which keep throwing up errors on usage. Maybe they can be released after a few months if they are willing to convert to Linux.
And show some aptitude for the drop volley.
 
I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah, or to become a strong open-level batchlore contender to string only 3 Wilson Pro Staff St. Vincents to face off against J0l1y in an official USTA Semi-Quarter Finals bracket and bring home DGoald.

Pray for Luke.

Please, please pray for him.

 
I can usually make it through a day without having to take a dump at work. But when it hits me, I like to go down to the media center because the handicapped stall in there is a dump-taking fortress.

I wandered over there and walk in...awful freaking smell hits me. Someone is in my stall. I don't want to leave because I've come too far, so I go into the able-bodied pooper and the smell gets even worse. I can't do it.

I leave and walk about 200 yards of hallways to the lounge whilst prairie dogging it. By the time I get there, I'm sweating my derriere off from pure exhaustion...I walk into the men's room and it's just a sink, a toilet, and a urinal on the wall.

Release the hounds.

Walk out, bundle of sticks marketing geek is waiting to use it, give him a nod, and he walked towards his impending death.

- from "Sureshs Confidential" (page 569)
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Pray for Luke.

Please, please pray for him.

Luke is an advanced pure technical open level player and I will pray for Luke to dig deep in the right hive to tweak registry keys into Hannah's heart to release her frustration and pass the LjukCheck after Hannah looks and considers all the d-tales.

But can Luke accept Hannah into his pure bossom even if Hannah has played mixed doubles with Chris Harrison and/or Tyler C on and off the court on the Extranet?





 
Luke is an advanced pure technical open level player and I will pray for Luke to dig deep in the right hive to tweak registry keys into Hannah's heart to release her frustration and pass the LjukCheck after Hannah looks and considers all the d-tales.

But can Luke accept Hannah into his pure bossom even if Hannah has played mixed doubles with Chris Harrison and/or Tyler C on and off the court on the Extranet?





Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.
 
Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.
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