Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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. . > Let out test fart to ease pressure
. . > Not bad, no one heard
. . > Let out full fart
. . > Ass nebula of filth
. . > Everyone heard
. . > Cough to try and cover it up
. . > Fart again, .brutal...
. . > Leave tennis court
. . > Race into clubhouse, run into bathroom
. . > 2 stalls occupied
. . > Handicap open
. . > Run in, rip off tennis shorts
. . > Sit down
. . > Cramp in leg, start breathing hard
. . > Shlt comes flying out my ass at Mach 6
. . > Feel like I'm blasting off to the moon
. . > The only thing I can say is "Yep" every 2 seconds because I'm' so relieved
. . > People in other stalls start choking
. . > They all pull up their undergarments, flush and leave quickly
. . > Finish shlt
. . > Wipe assureshs
. . > Go to leave
. . > Where the hell are the urinals
. . > Wrong bathroom

- from "Sureshs Confidential" . (pg. 462).

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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Just marking territory, from Wiki:
Hippos mark their territory by defecation. While depositing the faeces, hippos spin their tails to distribute their excrement over a greater area.
This is a clASSic case of evolution overdoing it.

Saboosh just walks around depositing his droppings as.s he walks. No knead for tales.

But maybe he uses the same techneek for spraying kidney waist pawducts.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Where is the part where it hits the fan and coats the entire restroom ?


hey hey, that is Eau de Sureshs you are mawking. Very preshus substance.
Well you’re back and posting more hurtful arrows at those who wish to get betterer at Internet tennis. This obsession with fecal fractals has not been reported yet as I will pray you at midnight with hoap that you will turn around and reach out to the STC and sigh up for the Summer Clay clinics that Muthujaba is organizing for 3.5 level players.

 

russell

Semi-Pro
Well you’re back and posting more hurtful arrows at those who wish to get betterer at Internet tennis. This obsession with fecal fractals has not been reported yet as I will pray you at midnight with hoap that you will turn around and reach out to the STC and sigh up for the Summer Clay clinics that Muthujaba is organizing for 3.5 level players.

I sleighed up for the Summer Spray on Clay Kleenex at the STC and will be praying for Buddhabrot fractal renderings by muthusjabus of shurihabib.

 

russell

Semi-Pro
There was a VBscript programmer convention in Moscova this weekend and Sheremetyevo was in lockdown due to the brothers Sureshsmazov Putin too much waist in the toilet system and flooding all terminals.
When you have Putin the time to be sureashreddy and devlops the instinct to knead Visual Basic Gooey interfaces to track IP addresses, massage me @ the STC via UUCP bang path STC!Mahabharata!BhagavadGita!officeofshrush!rsh and I will sign you up for a free trail to experience a release spray of a lifetime. The first hit will be free towards devlobing a touch of the drop volley.
 
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russell

Semi-Pro
Loving Peter.

Sad for Mike. He said he didn’t want to get his heart broken. He’s toast.

Saddest for Johan Kriek’s chocolate release valve distribution capsule.
I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah, or to become a strong open-level batchlore contender to string only 3 Wilson Pro Staff St. Vincents to face off against J0l1y in an official USTA Semi-Quarter Finals bracket and bring home DGoald.
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
There was a VBscript programmer convention in Moscova this weekend and Sheremetyevo was in lockdown due to the brothers Sureshsmazov Putin too much waist in the toilet system and flooding all terminals.
All VBScript programmers should be sent to Siberia to perish. Along with ASP programmers who have created awful applications for the govt here which keep throwing up errors on usage. Maybe they can be released after a few months if they are willing to convert to Linux.
And show some aptitude for the drop volley.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah
I have heard of Mickey Rooney but the rest of your poast makes no sense. Who is this wench with a palindromic name ? Is she Hannah's sister's sister ?
What is all this doing in sureshez thread ?
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah, or to become a strong open-level batchlore contender to string only 3 Wilson Pro Staff St. Vincents to face off against J0l1y in an official USTA Semi-Quarter Finals bracket and bring home DGoald.
Is this Ssrrsshh-related?
As JLB said, forgive my ignorance.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I still have hi hope for Mickey to open his heart and rejuvunite a deep love with Hannah, or to become a strong open-level batchlore contender to string only 3 Wilson Pro Staff St. Vincents to face off against J0l1y in an official USTA Semi-Quarter Finals bracket and bring home DGoald.

Pray for Luke.

Please, please pray for him.

 
I can usually make it through a day without having to take a dump at work. But when it hits me, I like to go down to the media center because the handicapped stall in there is a dump-taking fortress.

I wandered over there and walk in...awful freaking smell hits me. Someone is in my stall. I don't want to leave because I've come too far, so I go into the able-bodied pooper and the smell gets even worse. I can't do it.

I leave and walk about 200 yards of hallways to the lounge whilst prairie dogging it. By the time I get there, I'm sweating my derriere off from pure exhaustion...I walk into the men's room and it's just a sink, a toilet, and a urinal on the wall.

Release the hounds.

Walk out, bundle of sticks marketing geek is waiting to use it, give him a nod, and he walked towards his impending death.

- from "Sureshs Confidential" (page 569)
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russell

Semi-Pro
Pray for Luke.

Please, please pray for him.

Luke is an advanced pure technical open level player and I will pray for Luke to dig deep in the right hive to tweak registry keys into Hannah's heart to release her frustration and pass the LjukCheck after Hannah looks and considers all the d-tales.

But can Luke accept Hannah into his pure bossom even if Hannah has played mixed doubles with Chris Harrison and/or Tyler C on and off the court on the Extranet?





 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Luke is an advanced pure technical open level player and I will pray for Luke to dig deep in the right hive to tweak registry keys into Hannah's heart to release her frustration and pass the LjukCheck after Hannah looks and considers all the d-tales.

But can Luke accept Hannah into his pure bossom even if Hannah has played mixed doubles with Chris Harrison and/or Tyler C on and off the court on the Extranet?





Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.
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russell

Semi-Pro
Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.
If Jed remains faithful to Hannah and harnesses the foundational principals taught at the STC to synergize regular serenade releases under strong moon phases he can diffuse Luke's Power Play and become a Champion laureaut.



 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
If Jed remains faithful to Hannah and harnesses the foundational principals taught at the STC to synergize regular serenade releases under strong moon phases he can diffuse Luke's Power Play and become a Champion laureaut.



Are you commenting on soap box operas? Oh my.
Again, sorry for my ignorance, if applicable.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
Is this Ssrrsshh-related?
As JLB said, forgive my ignorance.
Are you commenting on soap box operas? Oh my.
Again, sorry for my ignorance, if applicable.
If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?
Donut the hannahhoe volleighs droop awlreddy ore did she innvest inn silly cone two ess cape tray lore trash whirled???
 

russell

Semi-Pro
Donut the hannahhoe volleighs droop awlreddy ore did she innvest inn silly cone two ess cape tray lore trash whirled???
Hannah is a grown a** woman and former beauty pageant titleholder that is strong and independent and can figure it out on her own as long as the group shifts their focus on her away from Luke.

 
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