Official Sureshs tribute thread

russell

Semi-Pro
Do u believe in Jed?

Please advice before dinner.
If Jed remains faithful to Hannah and harnesses the foundational principals taught at the STC to synergize regular serenade releases under strong moon phases he can diffuse Luke's Power Play and become a Champion laureaut.



 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
If Jed remains faithful to Hannah and harnesses the foundational principals taught at the STC to synergize regular serenade releases under strong moon phases he can diffuse Luke's Power Play and become a Champion laureaut.



Are you commenting on soap box operas? Oh my.
Again, sorry for my ignorance, if applicable.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
Is this Ssrrsshh-related?
As JLB said, forgive my ignorance.
Are you commenting on soap box operas? Oh my.
Again, sorry for my ignorance, if applicable.
If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?
Donut the hannahhoe volleighs droop awlreddy ore did she innvest inn silly cone two ess cape tray lore trash whirled???
 

russell

Semi-Pro
Donut the hannahhoe volleighs droop awlreddy ore did she innvest inn silly cone two ess cape tray lore trash whirled???
Hannah is a grown a** woman and former beauty pageant titleholder that is strong and independent and can figure it out on her own as long as the group shifts their focus on her away from Luke.

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?
from your blabberings it is clear that senile joel has infiltrated your brian seles.

no hoap or gulab jamuns for you. Only sterile Joal's puerile gifs. And impending penility.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
from your blabberings it is clear that senile joel has infiltrated your brian seles.

no hoap or gulab jamuns for you. Only sterile Joal's puerile gifs. And impending penility.
I will not accept gulab jamuns under any circumstances, and give back to srhsrhs knowing how precious they are. I will only accept a desi gulab.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?
Welcomme to STC.
After explanations received, which I am not quite sure if I should thank for, I believe this place is entering its Decline & Fall phase.
I am more sad, sadder, than anybody here, or in my district.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
After explanations received, which I am not quite sure if I should thank for, I believe this place is entering its Decline & Fall phase.
I am more sad, sadder, than anybody here, or in my district.
It appears you are purposely avoiding a Summer STC Release with all of our 3.5 Indian friends.

Jeejo is sad. Sad for Latha too.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Suresh is fat. this guy drinking water is skinny and has billions in the swiss bank account. and he controls all the nukes around the world. you didn't know that did you ?
Would u be willing to spray some balls at the STC?

Please advice and revert back to this secure messaging platform.

 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I can usually make it through a day without having to take a dump at work. But when it hits me, I like to go down to the media center because the handicapped stall in there is a dump-taking fortress.

I wandered over there and walk in...awful freaking smell hits me. Someone is in my stall. I don't want to leave because I've come too far, so I go into the able-bodied pooper and the smell gets even worse. I can't do it.

I leave and walk about 200 yards of hallways to the lounge whilst prairie dogging it. By the time I get there, I'm sweating my derriere off from pure exhaustion...I walk into the men's room and it's just a sink, a toilet, and a urinal on the wall.

Release the hounds.

Walk out, bundle of sticks marketing geek is waiting to use it, give him a nod, and he walked towards his impending death.

- from "Sureshs Confidential" (page 569)
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More poignant (I mean pungent) than The Diary of Anna Frank and Beans.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I’ve been to those dangerous pits and to compare a top ranked Internet Champion to a Wooley mammoth or a big stinky tar pit is big disgust and seriously revolt.

I have contacted my partner attorneys in Milan for advise on next steps towards securing reparations for Saqueef and his famly.
I see that you live in constant disgust, revolt and even sadness. I think you should increase your release frequency between shifts, or demand the vacation weeks they owe you at the STC. Please consult with your attorneys and let me know at your earliest reversion.
 

Power Player

Talk Tennis Guru
I was at the stc tonight and threatened to report two patrons who engaged in a public chocolate suprise release right upon court 12, which happens to be my favorite spray station.

Instead of reporting, i let go and let srrubloosh. As a trickle of cortex ran down my leg, i felt inner peace like i had never felt before. I channeled that energy towards tom and hope that one day he can tell us that he too believes in a complete and public sureshian spray surprise.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I have an important match on Friday and would like to deploy a drop volley to my opponent. Do you think I should string my basalt staff with Kirschbaum Pro Line II or Spiky Shark to get the win?
The sun is rising now, pinkish green tones are lighting up the sky, and I am preying for you that the drop volley provides a stimulating and peaceful elixir secretion upon your opponent, leading u to victory achieving 3.5 Flex League immortality.

 
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