Official Sureshs tribute thread

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I have never observed such things. Holy Men almost invariably speak very politely. Can't imagine anyone waiting for hours in the heat for their holy leader to curse at them.
They can stay at home and get that from their wives.
Seems he is behind bars now. But I am sure he can pay his way out.

Same allegations happened with another on a couple years back. Molestation and ra*pe accusations. Thousands of his followers protested and went violent, burned police vans etc. Unbelievable how people can be.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Sureshs defies Darwinism. He is far too advanced to neatly fit within the steady chain of common evolution. His great talents and physical gifts can only be explained as a fortuitous mootation. Sureshs is an X-Mammal.
Could sharoosh be genetically modified ??? Could he be a GMO ??
 
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Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I have never observed such things. Holy Men almost invariably speak very politely. Can't imagine anyone waiting for hours in the heat for their holy leader to curse at them.
They can stay at home and get that from their wives.
Sureshs is a Holey Man and that's why he never curses. He is too busy sticking food into his hole or releasing Bad Karma from his other hole to punish the Unbellyevers.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Sureshs defies Darwinism. He is far too advanced to neatly fit within the steady chain of common evolution. His great talents and physical gifts can only be explained as a fortuitous mootation. Sureshs is an X-Mammal.
Could sharoosh be genetically modified ??? A GMO ??
Who wood half the hurt to tick a weigh Gufrish from Daley? Abhor!

That would be like taking Cheeta away from Tarzan. No Weigh, Hosier!
(y) :-D:-D(y):-D
 

Sunny Ali

Professional
Do tell us. I'd like to know.
Omala, Sadguru has inspired seven million volunteers of Isha worldwide. He has initiated several large scale social projects like Project GreenHands and Action for Rural Rejuvenation. For its involvement in various community development programmes, the United Nations has recognised the Foundation by granting it special consultative status with the intergovernmental organisation’s Economic and Social Council.

And if you didn't know that he had been conferred India’s second-highest civilian award, the Padma Vibhushan, for his contribution to spirituality by President Pranab Mukherjee himself a couple of years ago, then it's clear you are indifferent to such causes which is alright ... to each his own :)

Sri Sri Ravishankar has also done quite a bit. I'll write up something about him later.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Omala, Sadguru has inspired seven million volunteers of Isha worldwide. He has initiated several large scale social projects like Project GreenHands and Action for Rural Rejuvenation. For its involvement in various community development programmes, the United Nations has recognised the Foundation by granting it special consultative status with the intergovernmental organisation’s Economic and Social Council.

And if you didn't know that he had been conferred India’s second-highest civilian award, the Padma Vibhushan, for his contribution to spirituality by President Pranab Mukherjee himself a couple of years ago, then it's clear you are indifferent to such causes which is alright ... to each his own :)

Sri Sri Ravishankar has also done quite a bit. I'll write up something about him later.
I am indifferent to everything almost. I've only begun taking a slight interest in the news after the pulwama incident.
This forum is my only window to the outside world :)
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I have never observed such things. Holy Men almost invariably speak very politely. Can't imagine anyone waiting for hours in the heat for their holy leader to curse at them.
They can stay at home and get that from their wives.
There are some exceptions.
I was once shocked to learn that the highly respected RKP used language that would make Sunny Ali blush.
 

Power Player

Talk Tennis Guru
Ring the bell at the gate in case the security staff are not already with you. Don't let their assault rifles scare you. They will park your car outside and drive you to the house.

I've put some coffee on and we are warming the Boston cream pie.

It's rained heavily last night so the courts on the backside are wet. But we can laze in the pool with tequilas till @JoelDali joins us.
My god what a day with Sentee. I feel like this thread should be dedicated to him now. He truly has released multiple times in the past few months.
 

Sunny Ali

Professional
Don't those oil trains end up as fiery infernos across the whole of North America?
Well the Americans are great at many things. But one thing that will eventually lead to their downfall is the mass slaughter of cows.

See in Vedic culture, cows are revered as mothers. If not for anything but the simple fact that people drink the milk of cows. In America there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a child being killed by a parent, either by abuse or outright murder. There's a Japanese saying ... first the man takes the drink. Next the drink takes the man. Likewise, with the slaughter of a mother.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Well the Americans are great at many things. But one thing that will eventually lead to their downfall is the mass slaughter of cows.

See in Vedic culture, cows are revered as mothers. If not for anything but the simple fact that people drink the milk of cows. In America there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a child being killed by a parent, either by abuse or outright murder. There's a Japanese saying ... first the man takes the drink. Next the drink takes the man. Likewise, with the slaughter of a mother.
It appears u have not accepted Saqueefa into your bosoms.

Have u seen the drop volley?
 
Sunny Ali said:
Well the Americans are great at many things.

But one thing that will eventually lead to their downfall is
the mass slaughter of cows.
. . Chill - try the BK "Impossible Whopper" . : )

Sunny Ali said:
In America there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a child being killed by a parent, either by abuse or outright murder. .
. .In India there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a slew of women being. rape.d....

. . 'moo hoo'
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Sunny Ali

Professional
. . Chill - try the BK "Impossible Whopper"


. .In India there isn't a single week, and I'm not exaggerating, that goes by when I do not read about a slew of women being. rape.d....

. . "moo hoo"
LOL Dedans, brilliant! There isn't a single week that a Dedans post doesn't bring a smile to my face :)

New Delhi, not too long ago, was called the rape capital of the world. Perhaps still is. And it's the capital of the country. I'm truly ashamed that my country's capital has such a cringe-worthy moniker. Really, is it that difficult to find p*ussy? What a shame.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
LOL Dedans, brilliant! There isn't a single week that a Dedans post doesn't bring a smile to my face :)

New Delhi, not too long ago, was called the rape capital of the world. Perhaps still is. And it's the capital of the country. I'm truly ashamed that my country's capital has such a cringe-worthy moniker. Really, is it that difficult to find p*ussy? What a shame.
Would u be willing to engage in a high level men’s 3.0 clinic Friday at the STC after dinner?

Please revert back to this PHP based messaging system with your championship play level.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
What kind of racquet does the Sureshs use? I searched Pro's Racquets and Gear and found no info. Is this information not publicly available?
Sureshs wood beat most 4.5s with a rusty frying pan. He can't be bothered to though, he has nothing left to prove (except perhaps his impregnability to Dali's incessant advances.)
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
It appears u have not accepted Saqueefa into your bosoms.

Have u seen the drop volley?
Do u think u will ever appreciate Sadoosh or will u continue to disparage his high level tennis championship level?
Would u be willing to engage in a high level men’s 3.0 clinic Friday at the STC after dinner?

Please revert back to this PHP based messaging system with your championship play level.
When u are between shifts, have ewe ever fantasized about entering the Unisex restrooms at Flushing Meadows and walking in on Safuresha performing his fertility volley dance on Billie Jean King, and the ramifications on the international rec tennis Tolerance League scene?
 
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Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
You haven't lived until thou have tipped a cow. Just make sure to check the undercarriage beforehand to make shore or you might make a regrettable mistake.
I really did not know about that endeavor, as we prefer more violent hobbies here in South America. I had to do some research and found this, an excerpt in Wikipedia:
“All agree that cows are large animals that are difficult to surprise and will generally resist attempts to be tipped. Estimates suggest a force of between 3,000 and 4,000 newtons (670 and 900 pounds-force) is needed, and that at least four and possibly as many as fourteen people would be required to achieve this.”

Compared to tipping Shiraz, this seams piece of cake.
Moreover, Shroosssh will surely be more difficult than cows to be surprised, and will certainly resist to be tipped.
 
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Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
When u are between shifts, have ewe ever fantasized about entering the Unisex restrooms at Flushing Meadows and walking in on Safuresha performing his fertility volley dance on Billie Jean King, and the ramifications on the international rec tennis Tolerance League scene?
BJ King and Margaret Court will shoorely reconcile their different points of view about life and sex, if Saboosh calls them into his blossoms to perform assorted mixed volleys.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I really did not know about that endeavor, as we prefer more violent hobbies here in South America. I had to do some research and found this, an excerpt in Wikipedia:
“All agree that cows are large animals that are difficult to surprise and will generally resist attempts to be tipped. Estimates suggest a force of between 3,000 and 4,000 newtons (670 and 900 pounds-force) is needed, and that at least four and possibly as many as fourteen people would be required to achieve this.”

Compared to tipping Shiraz, this seams piece of cake.
Moreover, Shroosssh will surely be more difficult than cows to be surprised, and will certainly resist to be tipped.
You can easily tip a cow by yourself if you show her the Droop Volley first, but that is not allowed by the ITF anymoar. Just like Meldonium, it was a secrete that only a few Russian athletes used profitably for a while. That's why Sharapova hasn't tipped a decent cow in a while.
 

Raul_SJ

Legend
BJ King and Margaret Court will shoorely reconcile their different points of view about life and sex, if Saboosh calls them into his blossoms to perform assorted mixed volleys.
Imagine a 2019 Battle of the Sexes between Margaret and Saboosh.
It wood be a nail byter four shureshs butt my money will bee on the awl-thyme Slam Winner Maggie.
A true GOAT.
:rolleyes:

 
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stringertom

Bionic Poster
Imagine a 2019 Battle of the Sexes between Margaret and Saboosh.
It wood be a nail byter four shureshs butt my money will bee on the awl-thyme Slam Winner Maggie.
A true GOAT.
:rolleyes:

Maggie C wood beet Sabooshs whiff a frying pan just four Hiz/Hur gin durr flewidity anne then she wood taik Hiz manbuzzoms two maik a nyce pill low two sit on wile she weights four the rite moe mint two whack JollyDolly aftur hiz shift at SamosasOnAStique inn the mall.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Maggie C wood beet Sabooshs whiff a frying pan just four Hiz/Hur gin durr flewidity anne then she wood taik Hiz manbuzzoms two maik a nyce pill low two sit on wile she weights four the rite moe mint two whack JollyDolly aftur hiz shift at SamosasOnAStique inn the mall.
Reported for unnecessary violence.
 
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