Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
:-D :-D Eye tweeted that Russian puppet a long thyme ageaux that he kneads Sabooshs on that fence.
Sufreesh wood destroy the hole fence if he stands on it like Samson destroyed the temple. Democrats wood be delighted and Mexican migrants wood write a ballad named El Gordo and dedicate a recipy for an oversized burrito after him. So beautiful.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Behold that thought.

I'll just brew some coffee and revert back instantaneously.
Please make shore none of that coffee falls in The Flush's hands. He already moves too fast when he does his Swerve and Toddle and I knead to play the video at 0.25 speed to be able to see his bodily movements.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
Samson did not exists according to sareshi.

@Azure , you did not see me here.
I did not see you here as well, but if you dedicate yourself and sign up for the free trial at the STC on stroke mechanics with Jeejo, you can break through the veil of 3.5 Internet Tennis and transcend the barriers in exploring your full potential.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Please make shore none of that coffee falls in The Flush's hands. He already moves too fast when he does his Swerve and Toddle and I knead to play the video at 0.25 speed to be able to see his bodily movements.
Ewe r a trew ma.s.seaukised iff ewe wunt two sea Sabooshsian moovemints inn slo moshun. Sikh help frum a lyesensed mint tull helth expurrt.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
He can't, he is already a finished product.
But he is still expanding exponentially.

LOL, as always, superb humor! :)
I was quite serious. I only look at this forum and some tech sites. I stay away from everything else.
Glancing at the newspaper puts me into shock.

Raul ... there are always exceptions :) In any case, I curse but I'm hardly holy. Herr Sentinel has stated clearly that I'm very much in the bodily conception of life :)
We all are. There are very few liberated people who do not experience themselves as just body.
RKP was an exception. His language was God-awful.

My god what a day with Sentee. I feel like this thread should be dedicated to him now. He truly has released multiple times in the past few months.
Thanks for the kind words, but @JoelDali continues to admonish and excommunicate and exile me.

What kind of racquet does the Sureshs use? I searched Pro's Racquets and Gear and found no info. Is this information not publicly available?
I believe the suresh has published his specs from time to time but there is no dedicated thread about them since no one else can benefit from such a massive stick and such specs. Sticks used by ordinary pros like Federer and Nadal (not to mention the countless rec players) cannot handle the ball on third bounce so his specs are in a different league.

His racket is made by NASA or JPL using material that is used to make Voyager and Discovery. If it survives one set of Sureshez ball bashing then it can survive the tortures of the Solar System (e.g assteroid belt, rings of Saturn, emissions of the planet after Saturn etc etc).

His contributions to humanity are as immense as he is.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Tipping is an insult. It's like charity.
And even worse, it is not tax deductible.
Is that a quote from the Sureshs Chronicles ? Which page ? Which volume ?

When u are between shifts, have ewe ever fantasized about entering the Unisex restrooms at Flushing Meadows and walking in on Safuresha performing his fertility volley dance on Billie Jean King, and the ramifications on the international rec tennis Tolerance League scene?


It wood be a nail byter four shureshs butt my money will bee on the awl-thyme Slam Winner Maggie.
Will Shuresh and Maggie byte each other's toe nails at the same time.

Sufreesh wood destroy the hole fence if he stands on it like Samson destroyed the temple. Democrats wood be delighted and Mexican migrants wood write a ballad named El Gordo and dedicate a recipy for an oversized burrito after him. So beautiful.
Please make shore none of that coffee falls in The Flush's hands. He already moves too fast when he does his Swerve and Toddle and I knead to play the video at 0.25 speed to be able to see his bodily movements.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Some threads grow as we speak.
This one grows as I sleep, it’s like a psychedelic dream.
I just woke up to read a handful of alerts.
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
I was quite serious. I only look at this forum and some tech sites. I stay away from everything else.
Glancing at the newspaper puts me into shock.
Wonderful, Sentinel sahodara. Best to keep the mind clear as far as possible.

We all are. There are very few liberated people who do not experience themselves as just body.
RKP was an exception. His language was God-awful.
Who is RKP?
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
I believe the suresh has published his specs from time to time
I use a racket no longer made. I picked up 6 of them from a shop on the Internet called Fox Sports. The rackets were designed by Warren Bosworth and have his decagonal head shape. But they are not the ones made by him for his custom business, which served Lendl, Navratilova, and Stepanek.

I added 9 grams of tungsten total (near 10, 12 and 2).

The graphite is of a quality not seen nowadays in any racket. As a result, the feel is out of this world, probably the best in the world. A coach at my club has been wanting to buy one from me but I have refused.

I paid $120 for each, but got some discount too, making it only $80 I think.

There is a Japanese store which sells frames authorized by his company, for $400 each, same price as Bosworth today, but the frames speced too light for me and I don't know what the graphite quality is.
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
I swear I read those big fonts as the former president of USA. why do you confuse me and what does the word even mean??
Regards
Azure ... I'm hesitant to explain it to a lady but knowledge is power so I'll tell you. Omala is a variation of the Tamil word Otha which directly translates to f*uck :) Any more questions, please let me know.
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
Would u be willing to engage in a high level men’s 3.0 clinic Friday at the STC after dinner?

Please revert back to this PHP based messaging system with your championship play level.
Otha Dali ... if it's a kabbadi clinic, count me in. I'm a chicken on a tennis court but a lion in a game of kabbadi :)
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
You're the cat's meow Sunny A (y)
Dedans ... I don't understand but I hope that's a compliment because I see a thumbs up :)

College going Indian males can be the biggest p*ricks. These guys can't so much as conjure up enough courage to talk a pretty girl so they have to resort to eve-teasing and making snide remarks. I wonder if the rape culture is related to this inability. Its always been a mystery to me ... how can the country that gave the world classics such as Bhagavad Gita also produce such low class cretins?
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Dedans ... I don't understand but I hope that's a compliment because I see a thumbs up :)

College going Indian males can be the biggest p*ricks. These guys can't so much as conjure up enough courage to talk a pretty girl so they have to resort to eve-teasing and making snide remarks. I wonder if the rape culture is related to this inability. Its always been a mystery to me ... how can the country that gave the world classics such as Bhagavad Gita also produce such low class imbeciles?
So you don't remember stories like Draupadi vastraharan in the court, abduction of Sita, etc.? It was always the same. The epics showed all sides and kinds of people.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Otha Dali ... if it's a kabbadi clinic, count me in. I'm a chicken on a tennis court but a lion in a game of kabbadi :)
Kabaddi has become very popular. Previously, only DD Sports would show it, now there are private channels showing Kabaddi leagues!

Is there any concept of "mixed" kabaddi? (coed) I would like to enroll for a class on that.
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
So you don't remember stories like Draupadi vastraharan in the court, abduction of Sita, etc.? It was always the same. The epics showed all sides and kinds of people.
Otha mayiru Suresh ... Sita was abducted by Ravana who was a Sri Lanakan not Indian. And Duryodhana and his useless brothers were Afghans, not Indians.

Hindustan has plenty of flaws but please don't attribute the crimes of Sri Lankans and Afghans to Hindustan.
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
Kabaddi has become very popular. Previously, only DD Sports would show it, now there are private channels showing Kabaddi leagues!

Is there any concept of "mixed" kabaddi? (coed) I would like to enroll for a class on that.
Mixed Coed Kabbadi? You mean ladies playing with the men? LOL, that will be awesome! :)
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I use a racket no longer made. I picked up 6 of them from a shop on the Internet called Fox Sports. The rackets were designed by Warren Bosworth and have his decagonal head shape. But they are not the ones made by him for his custom business, which served Lendl, Navratilova, and Stepanek.

I added 9 grams of tungsten total (near 10, 12 and 2).

The graphite is of a quality not seen nowadays in any racket. As a result, the feel is out of this world, probably the best in the world. A coach at my club has been wanting to buy one from me but I have refused.

I paid $120 for each, but got some discount too, making it only $80 I think.

There is a Japanese store which sells frames authorized by his company, for $400 each, same price as Bosworth today, but the frames speced too light for me and I don't know what the graphite quality is.
With your skillset you could hit the ball with a skillet and make a wiener from anywhere in the court.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Otha mayiru Suresh ... Sita was abducted by Ravana who was a Sri Lanakan not Indian. And Duryodhana and his useless brothers were Afghans, not Indians.

Hindustan has plenty of flaws but please don't attribute the crimes of Sri Lankans and Afghans to Hindustan.
Ravana was a Shiva bhakta and DY was a cousin of the Pandavas, how can he be Afghan. Is that a new theory?
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
With your skillset you could hit the ball with a skillet and make a wiener from anywhere in the court.
Distasteful and disgust to infer Sasoosh’s penile projectile is infertile is both vile and abhorrent.

Reported?

Yep.

When?

Right after my morning shift at the thrift store ends.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Dedans ... I don't understand but I hope that's a compliment because I see a thumbs up :)

College going Indian males can be the biggest p*ricks. These guys can't so much as conjure up enough courage to talk a pretty girl so they have to resort to eve-teasing and making snide remarks. I wonder if the rape culture is related to this inability. Its always been a mystery to me ... how can the country that gave the world classics such as Bhagavad Gita also produce such low class cretins?
How can the country that produced Suresh also produce such low class imbeciles?
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Ravana was a Shiva bhakta and DY was a cousin of the Pandavas, how can he be Afghan. Is that a new theory?
Is he suggesting their mother is from that region?
Was the mother named Gandhari? Or Madri?
Gandhar is somewhere in the Afghan area or near about. I think.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Is he suggesting their mother is from that region?
Was the mother named Gandhari? Or Madri?
Gandhar is somewhere in the Afghan area or near about. I think.
Yes it seems Gandhar is modern day Kandahar in Afghanistan, and the place had a majority of Hindus in those days, and hundreds of Shiva temples.

The name “Afghanistan” comes from “Upa-Gana-stan” which means in Sanskrit “the place inhabited by allied tribes”.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Bravo, Herr Sentinel, you know your history well! @sureshs ... there's your answer.
The answer is that she was a Hindu from a Hindu majority area which happened to be in present-day Afghanistan, which directly contradicts your claims. Like Ravana was a devout Hindu bhakta of Shiva and happened to be in present-day Sri Lanka.

If you are a Hindu not inside India, should you be considered a beef eater by default?
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
The answer is that she was a Hindu from a Hindu majority area which happened to be in present-day Afghanistan, which directly contradicts your claims. Like Ravana was a devout Hindu bhakta of Shiva and happened to be in present-day Sri Lanka.

If you are a Hindu not inside India, should you be considered a beef eater by default?
I don't know enough about the religious demographics of that region during that time to agree or disagree with your view so I'll just have to be neutral about it for now :)
 
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