Official Sureshs tribute thread

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
You have a very fertile imagination. Almost as fertile as Saduresh's bossoms. But you always use it for salacious porpoises. Sadness.
It is apparent that you eschew the Sureshian Spray(TM) and do not wish to participate in the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney at the STC this Sunday after dinner.

Sad for all Indian scented 4.0 champion Internet Tennis players.
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Has The Sureshs ever brought up automating AYCE establishments? Imagine if he could just sit in a track guided chair that led him down the line allowing him to blink once for a ladle of pudding or whatever he desires. It would certainly save expended calories from having to scoop it yourself allowing the foodstuffs to contribute to the mass-building project.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
It is apparent that you eschew the Sureshian Spray(TM) and do not wish to participate in the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney at the STC this Sunday after dinner.

Sad for all Indian scented 4.0 champion Internet Tennis players.
Nobody's prefect, but I'm butter than moist.

I can't commit to topless practice at this time, but I wood be gratefool if you can send me a high resolution video of Sureshs's Fertility Dance body motions near the net in standard GIF form so I can enjoy it and dew the kneedful in the train to work to give some relaxation. Reply kindly and without resendment at your earliest conveyance.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Nobody's prefect, but I'm butter than moist.

I can't commit to topless practice at this time, but I wood be gratefool if you can send me a high resolution video of Sureshs's Fertility Dance body motions near the net in standard GIF form so I can enjoy it and dew the kneedful in the train to work to give some relaxation.
:-D :-D:-D
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
It's not fare. Why have physical prowess, beauty, generosity, and intelligence been so unequally partitioned by Divine Providence amongst man? Don't u have enough with ur secksi volleys that you must also flaunt ur ingenuity so? I feel like killing myself eating peanut butter cups right now. Disgust with myself right now for never having ideas like that. :cautious:
 

Raul_SJ

Legend
Souresherer's open letter to Federerer.
Drop him from the Laver Cup.
If you don't, it shows you have no balls and no respect for the game and its officials and umpires, and are only about money, and all your talk about the tradition of tennis is BS.
You have not taken a stand on any important issue in your life, like Justin Gimelstob. Here is a chance to redeem yourself.
I really despise the Laver Cup format... "Team World" versus "Team Europe". :rolleyes:

Such phony forced camaraderie between players. It is so cringey. Absolutely hate it.

This whole event needs to be scrapped.

@stringertom Revert back with your verdict on this lame event.
 
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stringertom

Bionic Poster
Souresherer's open letter to Federerer.


I really despise the Laver Cup format... "Team World" versus "Team Europe". :rolleyes:

Such phony forced camaraderie between players. It is so cringey. Absolutely hate it.

This whole event needs to be scrapped.

@stringertom Revert back with your verdict on this lame event.
Wood bee phun iff awl r dressed inn Sabooshsaris whiff plintea uv lamee seaqueens two sellabrait lameness.

Pleeze revert bacque whiff inny modi ficadhuns uv this IDa.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Distasteful and disgust to infer Sasoosh’s penile projectile is infertile is both vile and abhorrent.
I have reviewed your last 50,000 poasts and have come to the firm conclusion that you have lost your sanctity.



Reporting you after my post-prandial restroom visit.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
It is interesting how these religious preacher types make it a point to highlight their science or engineering background if they have one. There is one from India, Muktananda, who is always advertised as an engineering and MBA graduate.

In the original concept of Sannyasa or renunciation to become a monk, the person was " born again" with a new name and would never refer to his life before the initiation, and followers were also instructed not to ask, the analogy being that if you are thirsty and come across a river with pure water, would you first ask where the river had its tiny origins in the mountains?

But now any science background is paraded to show that person has "understood" science and is not a loser who turned to religion with no other choice.
Saw plenty of these PhD's, doctors etc being highlighted in front of the masses at the Kalki
I figured that the masses would think that if these educated people can believe in this stuff then it must be real.

That is why i think foreigners would also get front seats at all the darshans.

There were also a large number of people from the Navy who were into the Kalki thing. They would all come in uniform (either blue, or white starched with all the buttons / shiny stuff) for the functions. Must have had a very positive effect on the laity.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I haven't scene it per say, but I have scene the crop circles.

Know what I'm saying, dawg?
Manoj Night Shyamalan made a movie about dem crap circles. But he tried to link them with aliens.

Radioactive golden nuggets!!! Just imagine. What if the NK's got their hands on it :(
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Saw plenty of these PhD's, doctors etc being highlighted in front of the masses at the Kalki
I figured that the masses would think that if these educated people can believe in this stuff then it must be real.

That is why i think foreigners would also get front seats at all the darshans.

There were also a large number of people from the Navy who were into the Kalki thing. They would all come in uniform (either blue, or white starched with all the buttons / shiny stuff) for the functions. Must have had a very positive effect on the laity.
What do you think: these gurus should be revered, or imprisoned?
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.



I saw this in the papers today and thought that image of AA might look funny as my next avatar ??? :D :D
The ITF made the corresponding research and finally decided that the India - Pakistan Davis Cup tie will be held in a soon to be designated town in Kashmir.
 
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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I have reviewed your last 50,000 poasts and have come to the firm conclusion that you have lost your sanctity.



Reporting you after my post-prandial restroom visit.
Your constant reporting which instigated the removal of the Like Butt Ton is a travesty, an outrage and a scandal that must be investigated.

Sad for Jeejo and Latha today because they were willing to help u transcend 3.5 men’s topless purgatory. But now you will wake up crying out in the night for a drop volley and no one will revert back to you.
 

Raul_SJ

Legend



I saw this in the papers today and thought that image of AA might look funny as my next avatar ??? :D :D
Ananda is such a scary ugly looking fellow . Saboosh's cousin?
Is he spoken for? A/S/L?
:(
 
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IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
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Would he beat Ben Johnson by a full stride, or slightly less ?
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Sureshs doesn’t partake in the consumption of PEDs like Johnson did. His eyes are yellow for other reasons.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Manoj Night Shyamalan made a movie about dem crap circles. But he tried to link them with aliens.

Radioactive golden nuggets!!! Just imagine. What if the NK's got their hands on it :(
They might get their hands on Sureshs but they will never be able to get their arms around him.
 
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