Official Sureshs tribute thread

sureshs

Bionic Poster
I have a happy ttw family. Occasionally Resh calls Senti senile. I wonder though. Recently Senti celebrated his 20th.
That is his 20th anniversary after he became a Sannyasi at age 70. Sannyasis do not acknowledge their life before spiritual enlightenment happened.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Hahahaha can't wait for Senti to see this.....
Actually I was wrong. sentinel isn't spiritually enlightened at all. What happened was that his friends and family ordered a cake with 120 engraved on it, but the baker thought it was a mistake since he had never seen such a request in his life and he did not want to embarrass everyone by inquiring, so he quietly ignored the 1.
 

Azure

Legend
Actually I was wrong. sentinel isn't spiritually enlightened at all. What happened was that his friends and family ordered a cake with 120 engraved on it, but the baker thought it was a mistake since he had never seen such a request in his life and he did not want to embarrass everyone by inquiring, so he quietly ignored the 1.
Taking sannyasa does not actually mean being spirituality enlightened so I actually loved your first theory. The second one is just sloppy work of the baker. The baker could be @stringertom though. The bigger question is who ate the cake.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I have a happy ttw family. Occasionally Resh calls Senti senile. I wonder though. Recently Senti celebrated his 20th.
He has called me "unhinged" and all kinds of other words, LOL.

reshey harasses good god-loving people on the internet (like me) and then demands the Like button be removed to prevent harassment !!!

Piece of work, our Suresh Chacha.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I was begging for Saqueef and crying out for high level love making.
So disgusting, all your adult references and innuendoes fit only for mature audiences posted in a forum for young, athletic people, that I feel like crying out the mods to expunge you from the TTW Oracle database, and all the tape backups going back to the 1980s including all off-site and off-planet backups.

I will also reach out to the admin of flickr, geocities, yahoo, myspace, FB, instagram, github, bitbucket, reddit, perlmonks and 8chan to remove everything you have ever posted, or anything anyone has posted about you so as to make this world a better and cleaner place.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
So disgusting, all your adult references and innuendoes fit only for mature audiences posted in a forum for young, athletic people, that I feel like crying out the mods to expunge you from the TTW Oracle database, and all the tape backups going back to the 1980s including all off-site and off-planet backups.

I will also reach out to the admin of flickr, geocities, yahoo, myspace, FB, instagram, github, bitbucket, reddit, perlmonks and 8chan to remove everything you have ever posted, or anything anyone has posted about you so as to make this world a better and cleaner place.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
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So disgusting, all your adult references and innuendoes fit only for mature audiences posted in a forum for young, athletic people, that I feel like crying out the mods to expunge you from the TTW Oracle database, and all the tape backups going back to the 1980s including all off-site and off-planet backups.

I will also reach out to the admin of flickr, geocities, yahoo, myspace, FB, instagram, github, bitbucket, reddit, perlmonks and 8chan to remove everything you have ever posted, or anything anyone has posted about you so as to make this world a better and cleaner place.
Droop bye GulabJamunOnASticque win JollyDolly gits off shift anne git a Spray.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Maybe someday u will achieve Tennis Champion levels and have a clothing line empire built for u generating millions of secure bitcoins.

Ewe have mye dough ray me awlreddy four the Sureshsyeti leggings. fedral age gents will bee giving ewe free braiselets four mail frawd.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Maybe someday u will achieve Tennis Champion levels and have a clothing line empire built for u generating millions of secure bitcoins.
Just imagine if my colleagues at Apple Inc. come across Siri recordings of you screaming out to saqeef for comfort and solace at 5am every morning, and wonder who or what saqueef is.
Just imagine.


Then they would google/ddg saqueef and discover the Drop Volley(TM) and name the next MacOS release Saqueef.
 
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