Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Azure

Legend
After watching hours of many Sureshs tennis videos, among various instances of collateral damage, it came to my attention that sHRoOssH never changes his tennis attire.
Does he really always wear the same tennis clothes and shooz?
Is this a business stratagem?
Sorry for this question, in case this has already been disclothed.
Just like Jesus' robe was the same and only grew in length with passing years, saboosh's tent grows and grows to accommodate the belly with every passing raid.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Maybe sum day u will appreciate Sagoosh and admire men that work hard to achieve real stomach mussels. But u continue to point your finger and laugh at those that are performing high level tennis acrobatics, topless or clothed.

Sad for your future in 3.0 spider vein purgatory.


Ewe git a reel spessial Spray four the Mr. Roper gif!

Droop bye? Win duz ewer shift end? Eye will weight!
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Tonight's Seminar: The Between The Crotch And Blow Nose Towel Move. A Master Class.
Join us at the STC.

Nick Kyrgios wipes crotch, spits in towel before throwing it to US Open ...

https://www.express.co.uk › Sport › Tennis
8 hours ago - Nick Kyrgios has been filmed wiping the sweat from his crotch and armpits, and then spitting into a towel, before throwing it into the US Open ...
You are not expecting a like for this piece of news, do you?
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I will pray for u to accept Surroushher leading the way for his entry to the inside of your bosom and inhabit your soul to achieve 4.0 Intranet Immortality.

Last night while tossing and turning in bed, I realized that suresh is one of the greatest people alive. He is funny and intelligent. He also has a very large heart.

Don't loose hoap. Sum day he will answer your early mourning cries and whiskers for an early moaning supperize release(TM).
 

Raul_SJ

Legend
Has Nick mass turd the art of washing his paws terrier with a mug of water after skwatting in a big Endian restroom.
Did ewe no that Nick is the sun of a Malaysian Princess?
"Restroom" is a contra dicktion.
Eye can ass.sure there is little rest and very little room when Sabooshs does the needful.
:rolleyes:
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Dont need to play at the net if every groundstroke is a winner
I was in the meats section of the local Kmart yesturday they only had ground turkey and ground beef. They rolled their I's when I enquired about ground stork.

So basically I don't know what you are talking about. Check with your local kMarT.
 

russell

Semi-Pro
So excite to see that u have committed to the topless men’s 3.5 singles STC championcheep tournament. Jeejo is snorting cortex crystals and concentrating very hard on creating a fair draw and I axed him to put u on bottom.
I called the front desk hotline to confirm the reservation into the draw and turns out Jeejo registered me into the 4.0 women's bottomless championsheepskinny dipping event. I ordered Jeejo a Musto HPX Gore-Tex Ocean Drysuit for the wintour draw and sent him one of my last pouches of basalt fibres to speed up recovery.

I am still pre-paire'ing for the 3.5 topless championsheik tournament.

 
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Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I called the front desk hotline to confirm the reservation into the draw and turns out Jeejo registered me into the 4.0 women's bottomless championsheepskinny dipping event. I ordered Jeejo a Musto HPX Gore-Tex Ocean Drysuit for the wintour draw and sent him one of my last pouches of basalt fibres to speed up recovery.

I am still pre-paire'ing for the 3.5 topless championsheik tournament.

I see the STC has been performing intensive topless basaltic training for Winter Tour/Nationals during this Northern Hemisphere summer.
Will students be deployed to Tierra del Fuego at their own expense?
I demand an answer from you or from Dolly&Jolly. It’s more ore less the same 4 me.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I see the STC has been performing intensive topless basaltic training for Winter Tour/Nationals during this Northern Hemisphere summer.
Will students be deployed to Tierra del Fuego at their own expense?
I demand an answer from you or from Dolly&Jolly. It’s more ore less the same 4 me.
Do u desire a casual ball release with Satoosh?

Please revert before dinner.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I called the front desk hotline to confirm the reservation into the draw and turns out Jeejo registered me into the 4.0 women's bottomless championsheepskinny dipping event. I ordered Jeejo a Musto HPX Gore-Tex Ocean Drysuit for the wintour draw and sent him one of my last pouches of basalt fibres to speed up recovery.

I am still pre-paire'ing for the 3.5 topless championsheik tournament.

Can’t wait to finally meet u. Jeejo has confirmed you submitted the required tournament entry fee.

Spread forth thy wings and accept the next level of this highly secure Intranet tennis championchip messaging system.

 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I see right through these fake replies.

Jeejo rejects u. I’m sorry.

I see that you have become a doubter, therefore I am asking Shhrshhuuu that he never shows the Drop Volley(TM) to you again, no matter how hot you feel in your Insta-grammes.
By the way, as a result of the last audit, it has been brought to my attention that Giggio is not conducting business in a professional manner, as he has been caught filing fraudulent travel expense reports at the STC. His rejection is therefore a reassurance of my reputation.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I see that you have become a doubter, therefore I am asking Shhrshhuuu that he never shows the Drop Volley(TM) to you again, no matter how hot you feel in your Insta-grammes.
By the way, as a result of the last audit, it has been brought to my attention that Giggio is not conducting business in a professional manner, as he has been caught filing fraudulent travel expense reports at the STC. His rejection is therefore a reassurance of my reputation.
I will pray for u after my shift at the diner.
 

Azure

Legend
You should love anybody who reminds you of Srshs more.
Halep is a reputed graduate from the STC. Did you not check the previous page of this thread? Much disgust.

In other news, Saboosh has been crushing opponents and has entered the third round of the Open. What do you think of his form (not asking about geometric shapes here - please stick to droop wall-e appreciations)?
 
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