Official Sureshs tribute thread

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Sentinel said:
Those were surely the drop volleys that escaped earth's gravity and pummeled the moon. He has since reduced intake of cabbage and red beans.
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So u don’t believe in Saqueef.

You don’t believe in the Spray.

You don’t believe in experiencing a soothing Sureshian Surprise Summer Release(TM)

And you don’t want to get to know Jeejo and take part in Topless Men’s League Night.

With these facts in hand for the Maude, I shall click Report and wait for the Ban Hammer to engage.

Sad for all Indian Internet Champions.
 
JoelDali said:
So u don’t believe in Saqueef.

You don’t believe in the Spray.

You don’t believe in experiencing a soothing Sureshian Surprise Summer Release(TM)

And you don’t want to get to know Jeejo and take part in Topless Men’s League Night.

With these facts in hand for the Maude, I shall click Report and wait for the Ban Hammer to engage.

Sad for all Indian Internet Champions.
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Won thing eye have knot mist dew two trib beaut thread ab stenence iz ewer purr pet ewell threatz uv maud arashun. Kann ewe knot bee sew inn tolerant???
 
stringertom said:
Won thing eye have knot mist dew two trib beaut thread ab stenence iz ewer purr pet ewell threatz uv maud arashun. Kann ewe knot bee sew inn tolerant???
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ASL?

Pics?

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JoelDali said:
So u don’t believe in Saqueef.

You don’t believe in the Spray.

You don’t believe in experiencing a soothing Sureshian Surprise Summer Release(TM)

And you don’t want to get to know Jeejo and take part in Topless Men’s League Night.

With these facts in hand for the Maude, I shall click Report and wait for the Ban Hammer to engage.

Sad for all Indian Internet Champions.
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Sad for you that you single me out for your discriminatory threats and continuous persecution.

Sadder for Stanislasses cheque sharts.

Saddest for Ralphies failed hair transplant.
 
JoelDali said:
Naughty Senti inserting fallopian tadpoles in moist senior Indian Internet Champions.
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I trust the 73 yo lady saw the sureshsian dwop volley and went preggers. It happens.

Yesterday I was telling a woman who visited the Surehs Fertility Clinic saying could not have children that there are 10 kinds of women in the world -- those who accept suresh in their heart and soul, and those who don't have babies. She called up the next morning saying she could feel baby suresh kicking in her belly.
It happened just like that.
 
Sentinel said:
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I trust the 73 yo lady saw the sureshsian dwop volley and went preggers. It happens.

Yesterday I was telling a woman who visited the Surehs Fertility Clinic saying could not have children that there are 10 kinds of women in the world -- those who accept suresh in their heart and soul, and those who don't have babies. She called up the next morning saying she could feel baby suresh kicking in her belly.
It happened just like that.
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Wow. Extra. Wow.

So u deny Surrrahhhsh after multiple miracle baby releases?
 
Eye can knot think uv innything moar moar bid than wut awl Sabooshsian hairum mimburrs mussed geaux thru win Hiz Hindness maiks a reelease phull uv Spray fur tillity baahdee gin durr flewids. The last thyme eye psaw sutch a thing mye moast fave actress wuz waring Hiz elick sur:

 
I can't wait for the movie "Gemini Man: Tennis Evolution" where the Sureshs is challenged by a cloned version of himself who is younger, stronger and faster. His elite opponent knows his moves before HE does. Imagine getting dominated with your own SDV!
 
IA-SteveB said:
I can't wait for the movie "Gemini Man: Tennis Evolution" where the Sureshs is challenged by a cloned version of himself who is younger, stronger and faster. His elite opponent knows his moves before HE does. Imagine getting dominated with your own SDV!
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Suresherer(TM) 2019 Wimbledon Internet Champion
 
I am on pins and needles awaiting The Suresh's semifinal match. I am hopeful that his mind is ready for the adjustments he will need. There has been much study of available match footage so his game is becoming known. The result of this match will surely set the tone for the final. My bitcoins are on The Sureshs.
 
IA-SteveB said:
I am on pins and needles awaiting The Suresh's semifinal match. I am hopeful that his mind is ready for the adjustments he will need. There has been much study of available match footage so his game is becoming known. The result of this match will surely set the tone for the final. My bitcoins are on The Sureshs.
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I bought a quarter pound of Excite at Trader Joe’s today.
 
megamind said:
Have any of you seen the backscratch volley followthrough
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Eye have scene the phull belhi wiggle pryor two phail ewer two launch on the pachydermal stampeed two the base lyne anne it scent shiver me timbers down my spyne.

Eye have awlsew scene the Coachreshs sesshun on the manna tea berthing binch aptly named The Mowbee Dicque Throne. Az Colonel Kurtz wood seigh:

 
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