Official Sureshs tribute thread

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Are all passwords exchanged through this secure communication channel kept 100% secret thru enkryption, or other cutting corners methods, and requested to be changed every 30 days on mandatory fashion?
If yes, please enroll me for the Elementary Drop Volley Seminar using the username and password I already provided.
Should you have any questions or comments, please let me know at your earliest convenience.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Are all passwords exchanged through this secure communication channel kept 100% secret thru enkryption, or other cutting corners methods, and requested to be changed every 30 days on mandatory fashion?
If yes, please enroll me for the Elementary Drop Volley Seminar using the username and password I already provided.
Should you have any questions or comments, please let me know at your earliest convenience.
Just imagine iff ewe cood foe cuss four just tin minites on inn ding whirled ree lye unce on phossil fewls two whatch the Sabooshs droop volleigh, cood ewe bee sew kined az two Hee-d the war kning uv Greta Thunberg dat hour haus iz on fyre???

Ewe inn a Southern disc trick will pheel the pane anne will have two cry owt inn the knight lyke silleigh JollyDolly awlreddy duz. Know Jeejo will bee abel two say ve ewe att dat pointe.

Reepint! Dee neigh the droop volleigh moovemint az a waist uv thyme anne nrg!

Saive Mudder Urth!
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Just imagine iff ewe cood foe cuss four just tin minites on inn ding whirled ree lye unce on phossil fewls two whatch the Sabooshs droop volleigh, cood ewe bee sew kined az two Hee-d the war kning uv Greta Thunberg dat hour haus iz on fyre???

Ewe inn a Southern disc trick will pheel the pane anne will have two cry owt inn the knight lyke silleigh JollyDolly awlreddy duz. Know Jeejo will bee abel two say ve ewe att dat pointe.

Reepint! Dee neigh the droop volleigh moovemint az a waist uv thyme anne nrg!

Saive Mudder Urth!
Apparently U have not seen the drop volley but are consumed with the half volley.

Outrageous and sad.

Sadness and outrage.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Just imagine iff ewe cood foe cuss four just tin minites on inn ding whirled ree lye unce on phossil fewls two whatch the Sabooshs droop volleigh, cood ewe bee sew kined az two Hee-d the war kning uv Greta Thunberg dat hour haus iz on fyre???

Ewe inn a Southern disc trick will pheel the pane anne will have two cry owt inn the knight lyke silleigh JollyDolly awlreddy duz. Know Jeejo will bee abel two say ve ewe att dat pointe.

Reepint! Dee neigh the droop volleigh moovemint az a waist uv thyme anne nrg!

Saive Mudder Urth!
How r ewe going two save Mudder Girth from Girthreshs?
 

russell

Rookie
Are all passwords exchanged through this secure communication channel kept 100% secret thru enkryption, or other cutting corners methods, and requested to be changed every 30 days on mandatory fashion?
If yes, please enroll me for the Elementary Drop Volley Seminar using the username and password I already provided.
Should you have any questions or comments, please let me know at your earliest convenience.
resh assured, your password will be channeled thru a secure virtual private v@d3r fad3r to ensure all ur secrets r kept safe within an ASP .NET SP1 software-defined Intrawebnetwork framework.

 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Just imagine iff ewe cood foe cuss four just tin minites on inn ding whirled ree lye unce on phossil fewls two whatch the Sabooshs droop volleigh, cood ewe bee sew kined az two Hee-d the war kning uv Greta Thunberg dat hour haus iz on fyre???

Ewe inn a Southern disc trick will pheel the pane anne will have two cry owt inn the knight lyke silleigh JollyDolly awlreddy duz. Know Jeejo will bee abel two say ve ewe att dat pointe.

Reepint! Dee neigh the droop volleigh moovemint az a waist uv thyme anne nrg!

Saive Mudder Urth!
On a serious note, fires in the Eastern lowlands Bolivia region I live, have already consumed more than 2 million hectares of native forests.
Together with the Amazon forest fires this season, this can be named as an ecocide.
It is very sad that politicians and economic interests are just blaming each other about this and no real solutions are found.
 
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megamind

Professional
On a serious note, forestal fires in the Eastern lowlands Bolivia region I live, have already consumed more than 2 million hectares of native forests.
Together with the Amazon forest fires this season, this can be named as an ecocide.
It is very sad that politicians and economic interests are just blaming each other about this and no real solutions are found.
Damn.... never woulda guessed u bolivian

Oh, and that forest thing sucks too
 

donquijote

Legend
On a serious note, forestal fires in the Eastern lowlands Bolivia region I live, have already consumed more than 2 million hectares of native forests.
Together with the Amazon forest fires this season, this can be named as an ecocide.
It is very sad that politicians and economic interests are just blaming each other about this and no real solutions are found.
Do you think Suresh could be related to the high carbon emission levels since 1966?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
When they talked about increased emissions and climate change is this what everyone was talking about?
Itt beecayme panephully obveeus inn fore yeers uv Sabooshs sukking dat the whirled wood bee FUBAR whiffinn hour thyme sew mini uv the brayve jung Gretas uv dat thyme maid April 22 hour Earth Day inn 1970.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I just found this old news in a microfilmed back issue of the Idaho Statesman that talks about this Indian guru named Suri Sri Maharishi Babooreshs that opened this commune back in the 80s in SoCal where he admitted willing femuls to learn his tennis secretes.

The article says that he would tell all deese dere femuls to grab his balls for maximum relaxation.


Maximum Sureshs relaxation, that is!

 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I just found this old news in a microfilmed back issue of the Idaho Statesman that talks about this Indian guru named Suri Sri Maharishi Babooreshs that opened this commune back in the 80s in SoCal where he admitted willing femuls to learn his tennis secretes.

The article says that he would tell all deese dere femuls to grab his balls for maximum relaxation.


Maximum Sureshs relaxation, that is!

Sure(shs)ly ewe jest!

#Don’tCallMeShirley
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Introducing The Sureshs to my peers in club league has had a great effect but in a different way. Between sets and sometimes even points they are checking their phones to watch Sureshs Tennis 1 when they should be collecting their thoughts and creating new strategies during matches. It has helped me out because I have already absorbed all I can from The Sureshs videos and have adopted his teachings as part of my tennis schemata. While others are distracted, I am ready to perform the half volley/back scratch to perfection.
 
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