Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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megamind

Hall of Fame
I miss when you and Senti celebrated Saqueefa and actually followed his champion level doctrine. Now it’s just a constant flow anti Sooroosh imagery and lack of prayerful, spiritual release.

I don’t bother reporting anymoar. It’s basically over.

where can i purchase this shirt

i am willing to pay good monies for it!
 

megamind

Hall of Fame
I miss when you and Senti celebrated Saqueefa and actually followed his champion level doctrine. Now it’s just a constant flow anti Sooroosh imagery and lack of prayerful, spiritual release.

I don’t bother reporting anymoar. It’s basically over.

When fellow servebots see me walk up to them wearing this t-shirt, they will instantly forfeit the match in honour of the great sarooshi!
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Sabooshs haz dat saim phayshul expresshun win Hee gits whiffinn armz reech uv Hiz furst serve at the AYCE.
By the thyme he is crossing the salad bar his body is reaching terminal velocity. He is known as The Green Blur both at the court and at the AYCE. But at the court he is often not as motivated to use his super powers, as @Tennease 's previous GIF clearly illustrates.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Just got done watching Sureshcilla Queen of the Dessert and I have a tear running down my eyeliner. Beautiful singing and pie eating by Sureshs in that movie. It also makes me question my Sureshsexuality. Bee four I was only partially Sureshsexual because I still got a rise from Kate Upton. But now I donut now. Paging @JoelDali for add vice.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Just got done watching Sureshcilla Queen of the Dessert and I have a tear running down my eyeliner. Beautiful singing and pie eating by Sureshs in that movie. It also makes me question my Sureshsexuality. Bee four I was only partially Sureshsexual because I still got a rise from Kate Upton. But now I donut now. Paging @JoelDali for add vice.
Iff KU gits ewe az excite az Sabooshs’ amp ell buzzoms ewe r OK two geaux.
 

Tennease

Legend
Cygnus - Zeusreshs - 2 sets of twins <=> RF ?


Cygnus constellation is associated with several myths, most frequently the one of the Spartan Queen Leda, who gave birth to two sets of twins, the immortal Pollux and Helen and mortal Castor and Clytemnestra, after being seduced by the god Zeus, who had transformed himself into a swan.



 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Cygnus - Zeusreshs - 2 sets of twins <=> RF ?


Cygnus constellation is associated with several myths, most frequently the one of the Spartan Queen Leda, who gave birth to two sets of twins, the immortal Pollux and Helen and mortal Castor and Clytemnestra, after being seduced by the god Zeus, who had transformed himself into a swan.



Did ewe cyrcle inn redd sew @Sunny Ali will approve uv Trunquereshs beecoming Sunny Leone’s next on-screen partner???
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Heard of the legendary tennis coach the late Dennis Van Der Meer? It seems he owned a pet cheetah which used to be on the courts, playing with the likes of B.J. King. Its name was Dropshot!

When your career as a WTA coach of some obscure Russian player hotter than Kournikova starts you can bring a Party sized bag of Cheetos to matches.

Seriously though, you need to quit ur new job. It's affecting ur posting and holding back your tennis career. Please consider the repercushions of ur acts and hand in ur resignation for the betterment of tennis.
 
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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
When I observe KU's awsum bossoms now I can only see the droop volley. Please halp?
Your persistent subtle reference to sexualized Sureshian inferences is indicative of the absence of genuine passion for the spray and absorbing the holy teachings of Soureeshz into your naked moist bosomry.

Sad for all students of Samoush you are negatively distracting their desire to improve and reach 4.0 Internet levels.
 

donquijote

G.O.A.T.
Cygnus - Zeusreshs - 2 sets of twins <=> RF ?


Cygnus constellation is associated with several myths, most frequently the one of the Spartan Queen Leda, who gave birth to two sets of twins, the immortal Pollux and Helen and mortal Castor and Clytemnestra, after being seduced by the god Zeus, who had transformed himself into a swan.



Cygnus is too too thin to match Sureshz and missing the bulge in two places.
 
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