Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Sudacafan

Talk Tennis Guru
My insiders snapped a photo of early morning practice sessions. The media was not invited to The Sureshs' session but here is a peek.
Any indication about why The Media was not invited by The Sureshs?
I am sure there must be a very reasonable explanation.
 

Turbo-87

Legend
Not really since my assumption is based on hearsay. Stills don't show the entire sublime techniques on display. I think I am ok just mentioning what he is doing.
 

Tennis_Hands

Bionic Poster
My insiders snapped a photo of early morning practice sessions. The media was not invited to The Sureshs' session but here is a peek.
Up until now I never thought of McD's as a seller of proprietary tennis training equipment. Now I know why sureshs is considered one of the most forward thinking men on the planet.

Thank you, sureshs sir!

:cool:
 

Turbo-87

Legend
Otha koodis ... where do you folks get all the pictures of the guy in the green T-shirt? :rolleyes:
It is really hard to come by good examples to use. I am limited in my capability using paint.net since I no longer have Photoshop for the proper effects and blending. :(
Sometimes you have to come up with your own stuff. The event poster in #31,638 is The Sureshs' body with his head from a different picture pasted on so he is looking at the camera. Other stuff is just low res captures from scarce video footage on the youtubes.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Bcoz Sabooshs iz considered anne expanding universe uv Hiz oan, iz it posse bell two a.s.sign hymn anne akkurate Universal Tennis Rating??? Iff sew, wood itt bee inn phin a tea???
 

Turbo-87

Legend
I may be misguided but I always thought a person's UTR reflected their percentage of tennis ability when compared to Sureshs. Nadal is 16.32% as good as Sureshs right now. That's how I have interpreted it. It's a shame they haven't renamed it to SCR (Sureshs Comparative Rating)
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
It is really hard to come by good examples to use. I am limited in my capability using paint.net since I no longer have Photoshop for the proper effects and blending. :(
Sometimes you have to come up with your own stuff. The event poster in #31,638 is The Sureshs' body with his head from a different picture pasted on so he is looking at the camera. Other stuff is just low res captures from scarce video footage on the youtubes.
Otha Steve ... I had no idea so much work goes into making those pictures! I tip my hat to you (y)
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Omala, you guys will eventually make it one of the most watched videos on the internet :laughing:
Otha, Sunny A.! Their iz know knead two add “eventually” inn ewer poast!

The pooblished view count iz knot akkuratelee shaired four phear uv innphlating the numb burr uv pillgrims geauxing two San Poobiego two sea Sabooshs inn the phlesh.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Never in his or her wildest dreams did any koodi here imagine that this thread would get to over 600 pages and counting! :oops:

Otha, this is staggering! :oops:
Your man Runny Deol was seen the other day trying to get into the news by landing up at the Kartarpur event at the border. Sadly, his attempt at getting his fifteen minutes of fame was undermined by the sudden Ayodhya temple thing which took over the news for two days or so.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Where are delulah and senti? Have they taken a flight to see the man in action?
I watched "To Suresh, with Love" a few days ago, in witch surehs tries to teach the Drop Volley(™) to some British kids who just don't have the exceptional talent to learn it. After that, I've been unable to watch anything. I was gutted to see that sureshs finally walked away from them and went back to competitive tennis where he felt he could win a phew more slams.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I watched "To Suresh, with Love" a few days ago, in witch surehs tries to teach the Drop Volley(™) to some British kids who just don't have the exceptional talent to learn it. After that, I've been unable to watch anything. I was gutted to see that sureshs finally walked away from them and went back to competitive tennis where he felt he could win a phew more slams.
Sabooshs wuz bizzy twodeigh scamming every Denny’s four free Grand Slams given owt two veterans. Hee just added sum camouflage patturns two the slime green tent anne dat fooled the staphs at thoze lowcashuns inntwo pheeding hymn free uv charge.
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
Your man Runny Deol was seen the other day trying to get into the news by landing up at the Kartarpur event at the border. Sadly, his attempt at getting his fifteen minutes of fame was undermined by the sudden Ayodhya temple thing which took over the news for two days or so.
Sentinel ... respect for our MP, please. The most popular actor in the country doesn't need to get 15 minutes of fame. He has more fame than he can use :)
 

Azure

Legend
I watched "To Suresh, with Love" a few days ago, in witch surehs tries to teach the Drop Volley(™) to some British kids who just don't have the exceptional talent to learn it. After that, I've been unable to watch anything. I was gutted to see that sureshs finally walked away from them and went back to competitive tennis where he felt he could win a phew more slams.
Dalulah and you were missing.

You're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Wow. Did she bring her bags to the court?
I did not want to get into this, but you are forcing me. She did have a bag but no hopper. When she first arrived on the court, she was alone, and wanted to carry a dozen balls to one side to serve. So she bent down, lifted her mini skirt totally up, took the balls one by one from her bag, and put it into her skirt like someone collecting alms, and then walked down the court with the skirt completely pulled up and holding the balls. Yes she was wearing compression shorts underneath.

Then after the 3rd warmup with me, she stood a couple of feet in front of me and explained how she watches every slow motion video out there to improve her technique, all the while with her skirt again pulled up and polishing her sunglasses with it.

The last time something like this happened involved a woman who would store extra balls in her top, and then meticulously search and take them out, but nothing like this.

And yes she is a bonafide beach volleyball semi pro. Saw photos of her with her team.
 
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