Official Sureshs tribute thread

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Never in his or her wildest dreams did any koodi here imagine that this thread would get to over 600 pages and counting! :oops:

Otha, this is staggering! :oops:
Your man Runny Deol was seen the other day trying to get into the news by landing up at the Kartarpur event at the border. Sadly, his attempt at getting his fifteen minutes of fame was undermined by the sudden Ayodhya temple thing which took over the news for two days or so.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Where are delulah and senti? Have they taken a flight to see the man in action?
I watched "To Suresh, with Love" a few days ago, in witch surehs tries to teach the Drop Volley(™) to some British kids who just don't have the exceptional talent to learn it. After that, I've been unable to watch anything. I was gutted to see that sureshs finally walked away from them and went back to competitive tennis where he felt he could win a phew more slams.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I watched "To Suresh, with Love" a few days ago, in witch surehs tries to teach the Drop Volley(™) to some British kids who just don't have the exceptional talent to learn it. After that, I've been unable to watch anything. I was gutted to see that sureshs finally walked away from them and went back to competitive tennis where he felt he could win a phew more slams.
Sabooshs wuz bizzy twodeigh scamming every Denny’s four free Grand Slams given owt two veterans. Hee just added sum camouflage patturns two the slime green tent anne dat fooled the staphs at thoze lowcashuns inntwo pheeding hymn free uv charge.
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
Your man Runny Deol was seen the other day trying to get into the news by landing up at the Kartarpur event at the border. Sadly, his attempt at getting his fifteen minutes of fame was undermined by the sudden Ayodhya temple thing which took over the news for two days or so.
Sentinel ... respect for our MP, please. The most popular actor in the country doesn't need to get 15 minutes of fame. He has more fame than he can use :)
 

Azure

Legend
I watched "To Suresh, with Love" a few days ago, in witch surehs tries to teach the Drop Volley(™) to some British kids who just don't have the exceptional talent to learn it. After that, I've been unable to watch anything. I was gutted to see that sureshs finally walked away from them and went back to competitive tennis where he felt he could win a phew more slams.
Dalulah and you were missing.

You're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Wow. Did she bring her bags to the court?
I did not want to get into this, but you are forcing me. She did have a bag but no hopper. When she first arrived on the court, she was alone, and wanted to carry a dozen balls to one side to serve. So she bent down, lifted her mini skirt totally up, took the balls one by one from her bag, and put it into her skirt like someone collecting alms, and then walked down the court with the skirt completely pulled up and holding the balls. Yes she was wearing compression shorts underneath.

Then after the 3rd warmup with me, she stood a couple of feet in front of me and explained how she watches every slow motion video out there to improve her technique, all the while with her skirt again pulled up and polishing her sunglasses with it.

The last time something like this happened involved a woman who would store extra balls in her top, and then meticulously search and take them out, but nothing like this.

And yes she is a bonafide beach volleyball semi pro. Saw photos of her with her team.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Your man Runny Deol was seen the other day trying to get into the news by landing up at the Kartarpur event at the border. Sadly, his attempt at getting his fifteen minutes of fame was undermined by the sudden Ayodhya temple thing which took over the news for two days or so.
LOL Runny Deol LOL sounds like someone with diarrhoea LOL.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Eye am beginning two get excite abowt pfinding their iz won feemail inn Indian hystory moar powerrphull than hour gindurr flewint warryer...the knew movie The Warrior Queen Of Jhansi gives mee hoap dat Sabooshs will loose two hur 6-0 3-0 retired!
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Dalulah and you were missing.
He hassent repawted me in a long time. I am wretching out to his other niece in Milan but getting no respawnse. Their orifices offices are shut it seams.

As you no, things have been cray zee over here. Baboosh Jollydolly monoPolly potty unable to form a garment in the Large Country. Unlie Kelly Koala shuns and old Al lies braking apart.

Then Bubbery mouse jeered. Just too much going on. Even forgot to log on here :(
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Sentinel ... respect for our MP, please. The most popular actor in the country doesn't need to get 15 minutes of fame. He has more fame than he can use :)
You should have heard what Captain Amarinder Singh had to say about him a few months back. LOL. That was complete pawnage.
 

donquijote

Legend
I did not want to get into this, but you are forcing me. She did have a bag but no hopper. When she first arrived on the court, she was alone, and wanted to carry a dozen balls to one side to serve. So she bent down, lifted her mini skirt totally up, took the balls one by one from her bag, and put it into her skirt like someone collecting alms, and then walked down the court with the skirt completely pulled up and holding the balls. Yes she was wearing compression shorts underneath.

Then after the 3rd warmup with me, she stood a couple of feet in front of me and explained how she watches every slow motion video out there to improve her technique, all the while with her skirt again pulled up and polishing her sunglasses with it.

The last time something like this happened involved a woman who would store extra balls in her top, and then meticulously search and take them out, but nothing like this.

And yes she is a bonafide beach volleyball semi pro. Saw photos of her with her team.
Did she also grab your balls by mistake?
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I did not want to get into this, but you are forcing me. She did have a bag but no hopper. When she first arrived on the court, she was alone, and wanted to carry a dozen balls to one side to serve. So she bent down, lifted her mini skirt totally up, took the balls one by one from her bag, and put it into her skirt like someone collecting alms, and then walked down the court with the skirt completely pulled up and holding the balls. Yes she was wearing compression shorts underneath.

Then after the 3rd warmup with me, she stood a couple of feet in front of me and explained how she watches every slow motion video out there to improve her technique, all the while with her skirt again pulled up and polishing her sunglasses with it.

The last time something like this happened involved a woman who would store extra balls in her top, and then meticulously search and take them out, but nothing like this.

And yes she is a bonafide beach volleyball semi pro. Saw photos of her with her team.
Btw, how did you learn Hindi? School or watching Sunny Deol block busters ?
 
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