Official Sureshs tribute thread

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
The first time I saw the droop volley I was like



but then it didn't take too long for me to start


However, after realizing the reepercushions of Sureshs in the men's game I began


Now, every time I watch the droop volley I always pheel the same way.

Siriusly, I really think you should think what you are doing.
I don't think you are ready for the truth, I tell ewe close ur browser now and forget this ever happened.
I implore you, stop now. Donut continue. I repeat, Hitman. Do not continue

Donut say I didn't warn you.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Jeejo has offered to help your declining game on multiple occasions. But your unwillingness to strive for 4.0 Topless Tuesday men’s league immortality is detrimental and disgraceful to the Indian Internet Tennis Professional Federeration.

Latha is still open to welcoming you back to the STC with multiple chocolate shower shaves if u choose to revert before dinner time.
You are back !!!

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Jeejo has offered to help your declining game on multiple occasions. But your unwillingness to strive for 4.0 Topless Tuesday men’s league immortality is detrimental and disgraceful to the Indian Internet Tennis Professional Federeration.

Latha is still open to welcoming you back to the STC with multiple chocolate shower shaves if u choose to revert before dinner time.
Regret to inform you that Jeejo and Latha are on honeymoon in Bangkok.

Shetty is handling the STC Front Desk. Dikshit is heading the backend team.
Please contact them for any requirements via gishpuppy.

 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Shetty is handling the STC Front Desk. Dikshit is heading the backend team.
Please contact them for any requirements via gishpuppy.

I copied below the Suresh Shetty Wiki article starting caveat for your guidance.

This biography of a living person needs additional citations for verification. Please help by adding reliable sources. Contentious material about living persons that is unsourced or poorly sourced must be removed immediately, especially if potentially libelous or harmful.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Everyone in the club is watching a guy on a far court bent over a woman and giving her a massage on the bench

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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Mutch exsight that Senyore Dali is bacque.

Kant weight to be repawted.

U denied sureshh and rejected the half volley. U had an opportunity to train and reach for top 4.0 levels. Jeejo was willing to take u into his bedroom and change your life and Internet tennis levels. But now in your old age you’re declining swiftly. Sad.

No srrhhhhoshhh
No peace
Know srrroushhh
Pain-free release

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
U denied sureshh and rejected the half volley. U had an opportunity to train and reach for top 4.0 levels. Jeejo was willing to take u into his bedroom and change your life and Internet tennis levels. But now in your old age you’re declining swiftly. Sad.

No srrhhhhoshhh
No peace
Know srrroushhh
Pain-free release

Still waiting for you to report me.

 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
If you were straight you would be watching the woman, not the guy.
In some countries, this is illegal and immoral.
Fedace said in 4chan's Sureshs Area that Dali was missing because he filed for workman's comp because he tried to forward Sureshs an instant massage in an unsecured platform and the platform released and Sureshs fell hine first on Dali's foot.

Fedace is pretty unreliable as far as newstories go.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I learned today that Sureshs attracts the Earth with a force equal to the force the Earth attracts Sureshs with but with an opposite direction. That will show the Earth.


The next lesson the teacher says we will learn how many Fig Newtons it takes for Sureshs to reach terminal velocity.


Knowlege is fun.
 
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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Fedace said in 4chan's Sureshs Area that Dali was missing because he filed for workman's comp because he tried to forward Sureshs an instant massage in an unsecured platform and the platform released and Sureshs fell hine first on Dali's foot.

Fedace is pretty unreliable as far as newstories go.
Can you pls talk in plain english, this is not slashdot.org or ycombinator.com. we are not tech geeks.
What do you mean Dali got lost in Sureshs Area ? (that is all i could get from the gobbledegook you threw up on this secure encrypted fault-tolerant highly-available globally distributed decentralized microblogging platefarm.)
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I learned today that Sureshs attracts the Earth with a force equal to the force the Earth attracts Sureshs with but with an opposite direction. That will show the Earth.
That's nothing. In Kinter Garden they taught us that Sureshez mass is greater than that of the Earth, He is attracting the Andromeda Galaxy and will consume it in a few billion years just after he has expanded and swallowed the Earth into himself.
Our teacher refused to tell us the outcome of this gastronomic exercise.

I've been afrayed of knowledge ever since.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I learned today that Sureshs attracts the Earth with a force equal to the force the Earth attracts Sureshs with but with an opposite direction. That will show the Earth.
You are lucky he also repels Uranus with equal force otherwise we'd be choking and gasping all our lives in a cold, methane blob.

Actually, judging by the "severe plus" pollution levels in my city, I guess Uranus would not be much worse, so I gass you would survive too.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
I learned today that Sureshs attracts the Earth with a force equal to the force the Earth attracts Sureshs with but with an opposite direction. That will show the Earth.


The next lesson the teacher says we will learn how many Fig Newtons it takes for Sureshs to reach terminal velocity.


Knowlege is fun.
Hear iz sum gnawledge mini cunsidder phun:

De minnie mum speed reechoired four de Desabooshian two wretch phull pflux capacitor operation iz 88 mph ore rufflee haff the speed uv pflautence butt 4x the speed uv a Poobartoli serve.
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Much excite for the Sureshs match today. With his UTR soaring, I don’t see how he doesn’t claim the ATP world #1. The history books will be rewritten in mere hours. His walk down the fogged hallway will be amaze.
 
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