Official Sureshs tribute thread

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
the hotel even has a restaurant downstairs it seems! too bad it isn't very busy, not enough ppl know about suresh
The restroom stalls are in the basement, that's where everyone must be right now. The security cams at the entrance show a lot of people going in, and none coming out yet, so they must be powdering their noses downstairs.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Say, are Sureshsian fumes still looming over Delhi? :(
We are having another spike today.
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).

Sign the charter.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
We are having another spike today.
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).

Sign the charter.
Last year we got a good 2 or 3 weeks with really bad air. People walked around, even inside stores, with masks.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
He poobably figgered it out by the next morning which the world knows as the Restroom Catastrophe of 1995.

Good people still leave flowers and light incense sticks outside that stall on every anniversary. Its funny how things bring people together. Even things like this.

America needed its own Tunguska Event. Suresh delivered.

America kneaded a hero. America got Suresh.
Chili’s got obliterated; Awesome Blossom went on WoMD list.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
The word is out that The Sureshs is filming a movie in the off-season so that we may all be able to have the hope to follow in his footsteps on his fantastic journey to ATP World #1. He's living 25 hours a day.
Nice Spray! Keep dat inn mined win ewe Spray whiff JollyDolly, Jeejo anne Latha!
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I am beginning to suspect that the Report Button(TM) is absolutely useless in a thread like this.
A complete waste of time.
Sad, very sad.

P/S: All reversions should be submitted to Mr. Joel Dali. He always promises to report any posts in 24 hours.
 
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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I am beginning to suspect that the Report Button(TM) is absolutely useless in a thread like this.
A complete waste of time.
Sad, very sad.

P/S: All reversions should be submitted to Mr. Joel Dali. He always promises to report any posts in 24 hours.
I only report those that break Terms of Service laws. Bullying or fat shaming Shashoosh is not going to improve your game to 3.5 levels or provide your entry to the 4.0 Topless Tuesday Tourney at the STC.

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
The Sureshs can be crowned in both singles and doubles today. Just imagine, go figure.
What about best intranet coach.?


Nothing to imagine, Nothing to figure.

 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I see that Swoorrassh is representing lots of countries in this new Davis Cup for-mat.
In spite of no ranking points awarded, we can see his unwavering commitment to all the expressions of the game.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I am beginning to suspect that the Report Button(TM) is absolutely useless in a thread like this.
A complete waste of time.
Sad, very sad.

P/S: All reversions should be submitted to Mr. Joel Dali. He always promises to report any posts in 24 hours.
I recently tasked some engineers from an Asian country to analize Mr Dali's posts. Seems I have over a thousand reports from Mr Dali while StingerThiem has bailey 100. The rest of you stragglers are in single digits.

I also have many "One day you will wake up screaming for suresh", "No pray for you", "You will never assend to 4.0 topless potluck Jeejo glory".

You guys clearly have a lot of ketchup to do.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I see that Swoorrassh is representing lots of countries in this new Davis Cup for-mat.
In spite of no ranking points awarded, we can see his unwavering commitment to all the expressions of the game.
Seams he has got the tie shifted to Kazhakstan (from Pakistan). He was afraid the month long festival of Ramzaan (fasting all day) might fall during the tie, and that would hurt him in the fifth set.

It wood have been nice if he had explained the logic to the previous host country who is understandably disappointed by this change of venue given Sabooshes soaring social media ratings and the positive effect on the economy of witch ever country he rolls through.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I recently tasked some engineers from an Asian country to analize Mr Dali's posts. Seems I have over a thousand reports from Mr Dali while StingerThiem has bailey 100. The rest of you stragglers are in single digits.

I also have many "One day you will wake up screaming for suresh", "No pray for you", "You will never assend to 4.0 topless potluck Jeejo glory".

You guys clearly have a lot of ketchup to do.
Defaming Jeejo will not get u to heaven.

Sad.

 

megamind

Hall of Fame
I lost a close match today. Ended a 5 match winning streak. Feeling a little down, but I know I got work to do to improve my game. Hit some amazing winners tbh (opponent was legit stunned), but need to work on my patience in rallies hehe. But the real reason is I did not hit one drop volley. I am sorry suresh, I really am. Please forgive me
 

megamind

Hall of Fame
also, i am just curious, how many of you compete regularly (either at an amateur level, or for sabooshi, professional level)?

just curious what the ratio of tennis enthusiasts to tennis players is
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
also, i am just curious, how many of you compete regularly (either at an amateur level, or for sabooshi, professional level)?

just curious what the ratio of tennis enthusiasts to tennis players is
I don‘t know much about that in this thread. But it’s definitely clear I’d never compete with Sabboush.
 
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