Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


  • Total voters
    11

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Congrats to sursh on what many thought to be impossible. Back to back ATP Finals titles and finishing world #1 yet again. He has certainly come a long way since Suresh Tennis 1 on the youtubes. I can't even imagine the commitments he has in the off season and the endorsement deals coming his way. Nicely done, The Sureshs. Nicely done. Celebratory gifs coming tomorrow.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
U do see that people are cheering for Shashroush right?

It’s not a joke if u look closely at the guy in the crowd who is clearly astonished.
Sureshs needs some of ur emoshonal suppoart because he is weak ATM. Last Friday the Pillsbury Doughboy needed a transfusion after a horrible curling accident in Montreal and they had to airlift Sureshs from San Diego because he was the only donor in the database with corn syrup compatible, frosting positive blood type.

And here you are poasting triffles online and making nonsensical yokes while Sureshs battles for his BMI at the PF Changs. Four Shayme!
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Congrats to sursh on what many thought to be impossible. Back to back ATP Finals titles and finishing world #1 yet again. He has certainly come a long way since Suresh Tennis 1 on the youtubes. I can't even imagine the commitments he has in the off season and the endorsement deals coming his way. Nicely done, The Sureshs. Nicely done. Celebratory gifs coming tomorrow.
He has an endorsement fin with Seaworld that includes ten extra buckets of fish every week based on performance and fourth quarter projection fulfillments. As much as some would like to say that Sureshs missed on the gravy train, the fact is that the gravy train derailed outside Sureshs's neighborhood and he is licking it clean.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Sureshs needs some of ur emoshonal suppoart because he is weak ATM. Last Friday the Pillsbury Doughboy needed a transfusion after a horrible curling accident in Montreal and they had to airlift Sureshs from San Diego because he was the only donor in the database with corn syrup compatible, frosting positive blood type.

And here you are poasting triffles online and making nonsensical yokes while Sureshs battles for his BMI at the PF Changs. Four Shayme!
Yes, it iz sad dat JollyDolly haz reeterned two lipht hiz laig anne marque hiz terry tory arownd hour Reelee Big See Ma’am El. Know bah dee lykes a cell fish bull E butt datz howe JollyDolly rolls.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Sureshs needs some of ur emoshonal suppoart because he is weak ATM. Last Friday the Pillsbury Doughboy needed a transfusion after a horrible curling accident in Montreal and they had to airlift Sureshs from San Diego because he was the only donor in the database with corn syrup compatible, frosting positive blood type.

And here you are poasting triffles online and making nonsensical yokes while Sureshs battles for his BMI at the PF Changs. Four Shayme!
U turned your back on Saqueef and the Indian Tennis Fereration.

This is outrageous and will have drastic consequences at the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney @ the STC.

Jeejo has expressed his sadness in a new blog posting. Please review it and then revert back before dinner with your reaction.

 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
U turned your back on Saqueef and the Indian Tennis Fereration.

This is outrageous and will have drastic consequences at the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney @ the STC.

Jeejo has expressed his sadness in a new blog posting. Please review it and then revert back before dinner with your reaction.

I have reviewed your post and I am wondering how will the upcoming and acclaimed Winter Indian Men Topless Tourney/Contest for 3.5 Indian players in the Himalayan districts will develope.
Men frozen nipples may be a wild experience combined with high altitude balls for the outdoors.
I just don’t know if a revert should be encouraged to my virus-fried message.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I didn’t see dubs. I’m sure his footwork was sublime. How does he have room for all of the trophies? I hope they publish his off-season training regimen. I need help and will never stop searching for the secrets to being The Sureshs.
Sureshs ate his first three trophies because he thought they were filled with chocolate. He's figured it out by now though.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Sureshs ate his first three trophies because he thought they were filled with chocolate. He's figured it out by now though.
He poobably figgered it out by the next morning which the world knows as the Restroom Catastrophe of 1995.

Good people still leave flowers and light incense sticks outside that stall on every anniversary. Its funny how things bring people together. Even things like this.

America needed its own Tunguska Event. Suresh delivered.

America kneaded a hero. America got Suresh.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
He poobably figgered it out by the next morning which the world knows as the Restroom Catastrophe of 1995.

Good people still leave flowers and light incense sticks outside that stall on every anniversary. Its funny how things bring people together. Even things like this.

America needed its own Tunguska Event. Suresh delivered.

America kneaded a hero. America got Suresh.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
the hotel even has a restaurant downstairs it seems! too bad it isn't very busy, not enough ppl know about suresh
The restroom stalls are in the basement, that's where everyone must be right now. The security cams at the entrance show a lot of people going in, and none coming out yet, so they must be powdering their noses downstairs.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Say, are Sureshsian fumes still looming over Delhi? :(
We are having another spike today.
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).

Sign the charter.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
We are having another spike today.
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).

Sign the charter.
Last year we got a good 2 or 3 weeks with really bad air. People walked around, even inside stores, with masks.
 
Top