Official Sureshs tribute thread

[stringertom]

Eye mussed bee sabooshinating! Their are too UUUGGGEEE stinquebomb bacquehands pleighing eatch udder inn The CH4 Arheena.

 

[sureshs]

If you were straight you would be watching the woman, not the guy.
In some countries, this is illegal and immoral.

Hitting straight is obsolete. Everybody puts topspin on the ball these days

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[JoelDali]

One thyme when I was a little Persian and I was going to the Chuck-e-Cheese I saw Sureshs turn a corner and I thought it was the Macy's Thanksgiving's Day Parade.

This represents a classic click of the Report button.

I will observe your future posts and decide to Report or not based on the current extent of your Anti-Suroosh Defamation syndrome.

 

[megamind]

Thiem has used the Sureshian drop volley on multiple occasions

 

[IA-SteveB]

Hitting straight is obsolete. Everybody puts topspin on the ball these days

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Astonishing rpm. Second bounce takes off admirably.

 

[stringertom]

This represents a classic click of the Report button.

I will observe your future posts and decide to Report or not based on the current extent of your Anti-Suroosh Defamation syndrome.

Good two sea ewe toaned up a bit wile aweigh. Keep it up!

 

[JoelDali]

Astonishing rpm. Second bounce takes off admirably.

U do see that people are cheering for Shashroush right?

It’s not a joke if u look closely at the guy in the crowd who is clearly astonished.

 

[Genious at Work]

Eye raze a leg win aye sea Sabooshs inn Spandex.

Do ewe raise a leg while ewe sing "I Hope I Get it?" I dew!

 

[Genious at Work]

This represents a classic click of the Report button.

I will observe your future posts and decide to Report or not based on the current extent of your Anti-Suroosh Defamation syndrome.

 

[IA-SteveB]

Congrats to sursh on what many thought to be impossible. Back to back ATP Finals titles and finishing world #1 yet again. He has certainly come a long way since Suresh Tennis 1 on the youtubes. I can't even imagine the commitments he has in the off season and the endorsement deals coming his way. Nicely done, The Sureshs. Nicely done. Celebratory gifs coming tomorrow.

 

[Genious at Work]

U do see that people are cheering for Shashroush right?

It’s not a joke if u look closely at the guy in the crowd who is clearly astonished.

Sureshs needs some of ur emoshonal suppoart because he is weak ATM. Last Friday the Pillsbury Doughboy needed a transfusion after a horrible curling accident in Montreal and they had to airlift Sureshs from San Diego because he was the only donor in the database with corn syrup compatible, frosting positive blood type.

And here you are poasting triffles online and making nonsensical yokes while Sureshs battles for his BMI at the PF Changs. Four Shayme!

 

[Genious at Work]

Congrats to sursh on what many thought to be impossible. Back to back ATP Finals titles and finishing world #1 yet again. He has certainly come a long way since Suresh Tennis 1 on the youtubes. I can't even imagine the commitments he has in the off season and the endorsement deals coming his way. Nicely done, The Sureshs. Nicely done. Celebratory gifs coming tomorrow.

He has an endorsement fin with Seaworld that includes ten extra buckets of fish every week based on performance and fourth quarter projection fulfillments. As much as some would like to say that Sureshs missed on the gravy train, the fact is that the gravy train derailed outside Sureshs's neighborhood and he is licking it clean.

 

[stringertom]

Sureshs needs some of ur emoshonal suppoart because he is weak ATM. Last Friday the Pillsbury Doughboy needed a transfusion after a horrible curling accident in Montreal and they had to airlift Sureshs from San Diego because he was the only donor in the database with corn syrup compatible, frosting positive blood type.

And here you are poasting triffles online and making nonsensical yokes while Sureshs battles for his BMI at the PF Changs. Four Shayme!

Yes, it iz sad dat JollyDolly haz reeterned two lipht hiz laig anne marque hiz terry tory arownd hour Reelee Big See Ma’am El. Know bah dee lykes a cell fish bull E butt datz howe JollyDolly rolls.

 

[russell]

Do you think Ljuke P can still return and inhabit even a small place in Hannah's bosom after winning the International Indian Intranet World Wide Tennis Federation Championchip?

 

[JoelDali]

Sureshs needs some of ur emoshonal suppoart because he is weak ATM. Last Friday the Pillsbury Doughboy needed a transfusion after a horrible curling accident in Montreal and they had to airlift Sureshs from San Diego because he was the only donor in the database with corn syrup compatible, frosting positive blood type.

And here you are poasting triffles online and making nonsensical yokes while Sureshs battles for his BMI at the PF Changs. Four Shayme!

U turned your back on Saqueef and the Indian Tennis Fereration.

This is outrageous and will have drastic consequences at the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney @ the STC.

Jeejo has expressed his sadness in a new blog posting. Please review it and then revert back before dinner with your reaction.

 

[Sudacafan]

U turned your back on Saqueef and the Indian Tennis Fereration.

This is outrageous and will have drastic consequences at the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney @ the STC.

Jeejo has expressed his sadness in a new blog posting. Please review it and then revert back before dinner with your reaction.

I have reviewed your post and I am wondering how will the upcoming and acclaimed Winter Indian Men Topless Tourney/Contest for 3.5 Indian players in the Himalayan districts will develope.
Men frozen nipples may be a wild experience combined with high altitude balls for the outdoors.
I just don’t know if a revert should be encouraged to my virus-fried message.

 

[Sudacafan]

Are Suresh Vaping Fumes Devices(Patent Pending) allowed in the STC?
I’m worried they may have been banned by the STC competent management.

 

[Sudacafan]

Very excite by the victories of Sharrush in both singles and doubles finals today.
I think that STC tennis is in its best shape ever.

 

[IA-SteveB]

I didn’t see dubs. I’m sure his footwork was sublime. How does he have room for all of the trophies? I hope they publish his off-season training regimen. I need help and will never stop searching for the secrets to being The Sureshs.

 

[stringertom]

I didn’t see dubs. I’m sure his footwork was sublime. How does he have room for all of the trophies? I hope they publish his off-season training regimen. I need help and will never stop searching for the secrets to being The Sureshs.

Have ewe tyred uv thoze gr8 Sabooshsian avatars? Eye anne mye useusely gleephull ayes are sad.

 

[donquijote]

U do see that people are cheering for Shashroush right?

It’s not a joke if u look closely at the guy in the crowd who is clearly astonished.

I have a nice bridge that I can sell you cheap. Revert asap and meet me at the bank branch for a quick release and a money transfer.

 

[donquijote]

@Sudacafan what's going on in Bolivia my friend?
People rioting for the government to bring Suresh over for an exhibition match?

 

[JoelDali]

I have a nice bridge that I can sell you cheap. Revert asap and meet me at the bank branch for a quick release and a money transfer.

ASL?

 

[Sudacafan]

@Sudacafan what's going on in Bolivia my friend?
People rioting for the government to bring Suresh over for an exhibition match?

Exactly.

 

[Azure]

I have a nice bridge that I can sell you cheap. Revert asap and meet me at the bank branch for a quick release and a money transfer.

Why do you sound like those Nigerian princes who keep sending me e-mails and asking for my bank details?

 

[Genious at Work]

U turned your back on Saqueef and the Indian Tennis Fereration.

This is outrageous and will have drastic consequences at the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney @ the STC.

Jeejo has expressed his sadness in a new blog posting. Please review it and then revert back before dinner with your reaction.

 

[Genious at Work]

Yes, it iz sad dat JollyDolly haz reeterned two lipht hiz laig anne marque hiz terry tory arownd hour Reelee Big See Ma’am El. Know bah dee lykes a cell fish bull E butt datz howe JollyDolly rolls.

So much intolerance and pent up sureseshual aggresion.

 

[Genious at Work]

Are Suresh Vaping Fumes Devices(Patent Pending) allowed in the STC?
I’m worried they may have been banned by the STC competent management.

You want to filter out, not vape in. If you have lost your regulation Vortex mask please send a massage to @stringertom via encrypted platform. Nobody should be without a g.a.s.s. mask in the Vortex.

Spoiler: Nobody

 

[Genious at Work]

I didn’t see dubs. I’m sure his footwork was sublime. How does he have room for all of the trophies? I hope they publish his off-season training regimen. I need help and will never stop searching for the secrets to being The Sureshs.

Sureshs ate his first three trophies because he thought they were filled with chocolate. He's figured it out by now though.

 

[donquijote]

ASL?

Currently residing here for a Surreshreal experience.

 

[donquijote]

Why do you sound like those Nigerian princes who keep sending me e-mails and asking for my bank details?

You feel good now? This sweet lady caired moar for the good-hearted fella.

 

[Genious at Work]

Currently residing here for a Surreshreal experience.

Bee cairful. If a bed bug bites you its name is probably Joel.

Spoiler

First it will bite you and then it will repoart you.

 

[Sentinel]

saw Sureshs turn a corner

What utter lies and defamation.

Suresh has no corners. He is round.
He spins and rotates but he has no corner to turn.

Silly you. The Report Button is a befitting tribute to you and your ilk.

 

[Sentinel]

You feel good now? This sweet lady caired moar for the good-hearted fella.

All he wanted in return for his ill-gotten wealth was a decent respectable half volley but even that no one could oglibe.

 

[Sentinel]

Currently residing here for a Surreshreal experience.

I was scouring the intranets yesturdeigh looking for a Suresh Bank to invest my millions in but could not find one. We even have a Yes Bank and a Lord Krishna Bank. You name it and there 's a bank by that name.

But no Suresh Bank. Much disgust and disillusionment.

 

[megamind]

Currently residing here for a Surreshreal experience.

the hotel even has a restaurant downstairs it seems! too bad it isn't very busy, not enough ppl know about suresh

 

[Genious at Work]

What utter lies and defamation.

Suresh has no corners. He is round.
He spins and rotates but he has no corner to turn.

Silly you. The Report Button is a befitting tribute to you and your ilk.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs ate his first three trophies because he thought they were filled with chocolate. He's figured it out by now though.

He poobably figgered it out by the next morning which the world knows as the Restroom Catastrophe of 1995.

Good people still leave flowers and light incense sticks outside that stall on every anniversary. Its funny how things bring people together. Even things like this.

America needed its own Tunguska Event. Suresh delivered.

America kneaded a hero. America got Suresh.

 

[Genious at Work]

He poobably figgered it out by the next morning which the world knows as the Restroom Catastrophe of 1995.

Good people still leave flowers and light incense sticks outside that stall on every anniversary. Its funny how things bring people together. Even things like this.

America needed its own Tunguska Event. Suresh delivered.

America kneaded a hero. America got Suresh.

 

[Sentinel]

Even moah disgustful.

The banhammer kneads to be dusted out, oiled and brought back into service and you would be a worthy recepient.

 

[Sentinel]

The air in the background certainly seems very clear. It has never scene a Violent Sureshsian Release (™). Reported to the Pollution Control Bored of India.

 

[Genious at Work]

Even moah disgustful.

The banhammer kneads to be dusted out, oiled and brought back into service and you would be a worthy recepient.

Has Joel hijacked your account? Wow.

 

[Sentinel]

the hotel even has a restaurant downstairs it seems! too bad it isn't very busy, not enough ppl know about suresh

The restroom stalls are in the basement, that's where everyone must be right now. The security cams at the entrance show a lot of people going in, and none coming out yet, so they must be powdering their noses downstairs.

 

[Genious at Work]

The air in the background certainly seems very clear. It has never scene a Violent Sureshsian Release (™). Reported to the Pollution Control Bored of India.

Say, are Sureshsian fumes still looming over Delhi?

 

[Sentinel]

Has Joel hijacked your account? Wow.

 

[Sentinel]

Say, are Sureshsian fumes still looming over Delhi?

We are having another spike today.
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).

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[megamind]

so they must be powdering their noses downstairs.

you mean to tell me, Suresh is running an ILLEGAL establishment!

 

[Genious at Work]

We are having another spike today.
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).

Sign the charter.

Air Pollution in Delhi NCR: Sign The Citizens' Charter To Fight Air Pollution

Due to Air Pollution in Delhi, Gurugram, Noida and Other NCR region, people are struggling to breathe. Sign the NDTV citizen's charter to fight air pollution and air quality index (AQI). We will send this charter to the Prime Minister, the Health and Environment Ministers and the Chief...

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Last year we got a good 2 or 3 weeks with really bad air. People walked around, even inside stores, with masks.

 

[megamind]

plz vote for suresh here

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[Tennease]

Is this Suresh national anthem?
What does the lyric say? Padmanabham...Suresham????