Sentinel
Bionic Poster
The restroom stalls are in the basement, that's where everyone must be right now. The security cams at the entrance show a lot of people going in, and none coming out yet, so they must be powdering their noses downstairs.
Official Sureshs tribute thread
- Thread starter vanioMan
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Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Say, are Sureshsian fumes still looming over Delhi?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
We are having another spike today.Say, are Sureshsian fumes still looming over Delhi?
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).
Sign the charter.
Air Pollution in Delhi NCR: Sign The Citizens' Charter To Fight Air Pollution
Due to Air Pollution in Delhi, Gurugram, Noida and Other NCR region, people are struggling to breathe. Sign the NDTV citizen's charter to fight air pollution and air quality index (AQI). We will send this charter to the Prime Minister, the Health and Environment Ministers and the Chief...
special.ndtv.com
megamind
Hall of Fame
you mean to tell me, Suresh is running an ILLEGAL establishment!
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Last year we got a good 2 or 3 weeks with really bad air. People walked around, even inside stores, with masks.We are having another spike today.
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).
Sign the charter.
Air Pollution in Delhi NCR: Sign The Citizens' Charter To Fight Air Pollution
Due to Air Pollution in Delhi, Gurugram, Noida and Other NCR region, people are struggling to breathe. Sign the NDTV citizen's charter to fight air pollution and air quality index (AQI). We will send this charter to the Prime Minister, the Health and Environment Ministers and the Chief...
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Senti protects Srrrushhhh like a mother protects the sacredness of her breast milk.
Maybe someday u will reach for 4.0 Glory. But no. You are unhinged and lashing out at the top Internet player Srrrzshhhh.
Azure
Legend
He looks disappoint. He would certainly have preferred gulab jamuns in the trophy.Congrats to The Sureshs. Another season of soaring expectations met.
sureshs
Bionic Poster
Didn't watch the video, but in the Vishnu Sahasranamam (1000 names of Vishnu), the names Padmanabham and Suresham occur next to each other.
Suresh can also refer to Shiva, BTW.
IA-SteveB
Hall of Fame
Sursh tends to maintain an even-keeled demeanor. It was already decided that he would win the championship in his mind so there was really no need for outward emotion.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Spoiler photo was my avatar, probably deployed during my first campaign innsighed The Vortex.You want to filter out, not vape in. If you have lost your regulation Vortex mask please send a massage to @stringertom via encrypted platform. Nobody should be without a g.a.s.s. mask in the Vortex.
junior74
G.O.A.T.
Colossus' impact is colossal.
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stringertom
Bionic Poster
Chili’s got obliterated; Awesome Blossom went on WoMD list.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Wow. Sarroushche just wins the US Open and you whip out the fecal jokes.
Sad. Sad for all Indian Champion Level players.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Ewe knead a Spray; droop bye?
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Jeejo and Latha are impress with your animations. Would u be willing to spray some practice balls Thursday?
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Nice Spray! Keep dat inn mined win ewe Spray whiff JollyDolly, Jeejo anne Latha!The word is out that The Sureshs is filming a movie in the off-season so that we may all be able to have the hope to follow in his footsteps on his fantastic journey to ATP World #1. He's living 25 hours a day.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Reported for violent attacks on Jeejo.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
???
Jeejo wood luv a good Spray, especially whiff @IA-SteveB . If ewe can knot droop bye, eye will sub inn.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Dew two a bad rite whing, eye will lurn lefty frum Jeejo anne Latha sew eye can bee ewer next mixed spyder vane 5.0 dubs pardner, know?Deny and deflect. You could have been a top player.
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
The Time’s Man of the Year?The word is out that The Sureshs is filming a movie in the off-season so that we may all be able to have the hope to follow in his footsteps on his fantastic journey to ATP World #1. He's living 25 hours a day.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
I only report those that break Terms of Service laws. Bullying or fat shaming Shashoosh is not going to improve your game to 3.5 levels or provide your entry to the 4.0 Topless Tuesday Tourney at the STC.
donquijote
Legend
That's not a dog, it's a cat!
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
What about best intranet coach.?
Sumit Nagal: The monk who sold his Ducati
Taking a set off Roger Federer at US Open might have been the highlight of Sumit Nagal’s year. But what defines 2019 for the young Indian tennis talent is the new-found maturity and poise in his game, as he remains grateful for staying injury-free and forging ahead with his furious forehand...
indianexpress.com
Nothing to imagine, Nothing to figure.
donquijote
Legend
Thanks God, Suresh is not qualified.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I recently tasked some engineers from an Asian country to analize Mr Dali's posts. Seems I have over a thousand reports from Mr Dali while StingerThiem has bailey 100. The rest of you stragglers are in single digits.
I also have many "One day you will wake up screaming for suresh", "No pray for you", "You will never assend to 4.0 topless potluck Jeejo glory".
You guys clearly have a lot of ketchup to do.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Seams he has got the tie shifted to Kazhakstan (from Pakistan). He was afraid the month long festival of Ramzaan (fasting all day) might fall during the tie, and that would hurt him in the fifth set.
It wood have been nice if he had explained the logic to the previous host country who is understandably disappointed by this change of venue given Sabooshes soaring social media ratings and the positive effect on the economy of witch ever country he rolls through.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That scary image doesnt do much justice to the handsome and well-endowed man Jeejo is.Defaming Jeejo will not get u to heaven.
Sad.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I could swear there are a few GJ's tucked in inside his cheeks.
(Please no cheek jokes from you, @Genious at Work )
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
People could walk ?
Here people are falling like flies. May take care of our population (and poopulation) problem in one stroke.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I knead glasses. I read that as proctological sessions.
megamind
Hall of Fame
I lost a close match today. Ended a 5 match winning streak. Feeling a little down, but I know I got work to do to improve my game. Hit some amazing winners tbh (opponent was legit stunned), but need to work on my patience in rallies hehe. But the real reason is I did not hit one drop volley. I am sorry suresh, I really am. Please forgive me
megamind
Hall of Fame
just wanna say, i always appreciate your art.Congrats to The Sureshs. Another season of soaring expectations met.
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
I don‘t know much about that in this thread. But it’s definitely clear I’d never compete with Sabboush.
megamind
Hall of Fame
do you know what your level is in NTRP/UTR/TT? For reference, Del Potro has a 4.5 Talk Tennis rating, whilst Suresh is 6.0
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
No, and besides, I don’t even know my IQ.
megamind
Hall of Fame
send your selfie to dgold, he will let you know what it is
btw, if I haven't said it before, you are one of my fave posters in all of Talk Tennis