stringertom
Bionic Poster
Eye mussed bee sabooshinating! Their are too UUUGGGEEE stinquebomb bacquehands pleighing eatch udder inn The CH4 Arheena.
Official Sureshs tribute thread
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sureshs
Bionic Poster
Hitting straight is obsolete. Everybody puts topspin on the ball these days
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JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
This represents a classic click of the Report button.
I will observe your future posts and decide to Report or not based on the current extent of your Anti-Suroosh Defamation syndrome.
IA-SteveB
Hall of Fame
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Good two sea ewe toaned up a bit wile aweigh. Keep it up!This represents a classic click of the Report button.
I will observe your future posts and decide to Report or not based on the current extent of your Anti-Suroosh Defamation syndrome.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
U do see that people are cheering for Shashroush right?Astonishing rpm. Second bounce takes off admirably.
It’s not a joke if u look closely at the guy in the crowd who is clearly astonished.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
This represents a classic click of the Report button.
I will observe your future posts and decide to Report or not based on the current extent of your Anti-Suroosh Defamation syndrome.
IA-SteveB
Hall of Fame
Congrats to sursh on what many thought to be impossible. Back to back ATP Finals titles and finishing world #1 yet again. He has certainly come a long way since Suresh Tennis 1 on the youtubes. I can't even imagine the commitments he has in the off season and the endorsement deals coming his way. Nicely done, The Sureshs. Nicely done. Celebratory gifs coming tomorrow.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Sureshs needs some of ur emoshonal suppoart because he is weak ATM. Last Friday the Pillsbury Doughboy needed a transfusion after a horrible curling accident in Montreal and they had to airlift Sureshs from San Diego because he was the only donor in the database with corn syrup compatible, frosting positive blood type.
And here you are poasting triffles online and making nonsensical yokes while Sureshs battles for his BMI at the PF Changs. Four Shayme!
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
He has an endorsement fin with Seaworld that includes ten extra buckets of fish every week based on performance and fourth quarter projection fulfillments. As much as some would like to say that Sureshs missed on the gravy train, the fact is that the gravy train derailed outside Sureshs's neighborhood and he is licking it clean.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Yes, it iz sad dat JollyDolly haz reeterned two lipht hiz laig anne marque hiz terry tory arownd hour Reelee Big See Ma’am El. Know bah dee lykes a cell fish bull E butt datz howe JollyDolly rolls.
russell
Semi-Pro
Do you think Ljuke P can still return and inhabit even a small place in Hannah's bosom after winning the International Indian Intranet World Wide Tennis Federation Championchip?
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
U turned your back on Saqueef and the Indian Tennis Fereration.
This is outrageous and will have drastic consequences at the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney @ the STC.
Jeejo has expressed his sadness in a new blog posting. Please review it and then revert back before dinner with your reaction.
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
I have reviewed your post and I am wondering how will the upcoming and acclaimed Winter Indian Men Topless Tourney/Contest for 3.5 Indian players in the Himalayan districts will develope.U turned your back on Saqueef and the Indian Tennis Fereration.
This is outrageous and will have drastic consequences at the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney @ the STC.
Jeejo has expressed his sadness in a new blog posting. Please review it and then revert back before dinner with your reaction.
Men frozen nipples may be a wild experience combined with high altitude balls for the outdoors.
I just don’t know if a revert should be encouraged to my virus-fried message.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Have ewe tyred uv thoze gr8 Sabooshsian avatars? Eye anne mye useusely gleephull ayes are sad.
donquijote
Legend
I have a nice bridge that I can sell you cheap. Revert asap and meet me at the bank branch for a quick release and a money transfer.
donquijote
Legend
@Sudacafan what's going on in Bolivia my friend?
People rioting for the government to bring Suresh over for an exhibition match?
People rioting for the government to bring Suresh over for an exhibition match?
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
ASL?
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
Exactly.
Azure
Legend
Why do you sound like those Nigerian princes who keep sending me e-mails and asking for my bank details?
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
U turned your back on Saqueef and the Indian Tennis Fereration.
This is outrageous and will have drastic consequences at the 3.5 Men’s Topless Tourney @ the STC.
Jeejo has expressed his sadness in a new blog posting. Please review it and then revert back before dinner with your reaction.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
So much intolerance and pent up sureseshual aggresion.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
You want to filter out, not vape in. If you have lost your regulation Vortex mask please send a massage to @stringertom via encrypted platform. Nobody should be without a g.a.s.s. mask in the Vortex.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Sureshs ate his first three trophies because he thought they were filled with chocolate. He's figured it out by now though.
donquijote
Legend
donquijote
Legend
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Bee cairful. If a bed bug bites you its name is probably Joel.Currently residing here for a Surreshreal experience.
First it will bite you and then it will repoart you.
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
What utter lies and defamation.
Suresh has no corners. He is round.
He spins and rotates but he has no corner to turn.
Silly you. The Report Button is a befitting tribute to you and your ilk.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
All he wanted in return for his ill-gotten wealth was a decent respectable half volley but even that no one could oglibe.You feel good now? This sweet lady caired moar for the good-hearted fella.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I was scouring the intranets yesturdeigh looking for a Suresh Bank to invest my millions in but could not find one. We even have a Yes Bank and a Lord Krishna Bank. You name it and there 's a bank by that name.Currently residing here for a Surreshreal experience.
But no Suresh Bank. Much disgust and disillusionment.
megamind
Hall of Fame
the hotel even has a restaurant downstairs it seems! too bad it isn't very busy, not enough ppl know about sureshCurrently residing here for a Surreshreal experience.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
He poobably figgered it out by the next morning which the world knows as the Restroom Catastrophe of 1995.
Good people still leave flowers and light incense sticks outside that stall on every anniversary. Its funny how things bring people together. Even things like this.
America needed its own Tunguska Event. Suresh delivered.
America kneaded a hero. America got Suresh.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Even moah disgustful.
The banhammer kneads to be dusted out, oiled and brought back into service and you would be a worthy recepient.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
The air in the background certainly seems very clear. It has never scene a Violent Sureshsian Release (™). Reported to the Pollution Control Bored of India.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Has Joel hijacked your account? Wow.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
The restroom stalls are in the basement, that's where everyone must be right now. The security cams at the entrance show a lot of people going in, and none coming out yet, so they must be powdering their noses downstairs.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Say, are Sureshsian fumes still looming over Delhi?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
We are having another spike today.Say, are Sureshsian fumes still looming over Delhi?
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).
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megamind
Hall of Fame
you mean to tell me, Suresh is running an ILLEGAL establishment!
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Last year we got a good 2 or 3 weeks with really bad air. People walked around, even inside stores, with masks.We are having another spike today.
Yesterday was slightly better due to some winds. Children are protesting in the suburbs (Gurugram).
Sign the charter.
Air Pollution in Delhi NCR: Sign The Citizens' Charter To Fight Air Pollution
Due to Air Pollution in Delhi, Gurugram, Noida and Other NCR region, people are struggling to breathe. Sign the NDTV citizen's charter to fight air pollution and air quality index (AQI). We will send this charter to the Prime Minister, the Health and Environment Ministers and the Chief...
