JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Thank you. These truths are self evident.you are my fave poster in all of Talk Tennis
Official Sureshs tribute thread
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Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
Not so strange. I don’t play any music, but I listen a lot.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Senti has not accepted Sazooush into his bosoms. This is the entirety of the whole problem we are trying to break down for the American people.
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
I believe you are trying to break down American peoples.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
IA-SteveB
Hall of Fame
Now THAT is a great response!
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
I was in Guitar Center yesterday on 14th street and I played Stairway To Sourush very loudly on a Les Paul black beauty. The people bowed and prayed, half volleys were performed all around me. With a tinge of glory I left the store and hopped on the A train which then transported me to Internet Tennis Immortality.
Azure
Legend
And the guitar gently weeped when you left it there after an exhilarating experience.I was in Guitar Center yesterday on 14th street and I played Stairway To Sourush very loudly on a Les Paul black beauty. The people bowed and prayed, half volleys were performed all around me. With a tinge of glory I left the store and hopped on the A train which then transported me to Internet Tennis Immortality.
Say, does the A train go directly to STC in Bangalore or do I change at Majestic Terminus? I am planning to practice in the off season to enter level 5 STC next year. Gotta work hard with the lassies.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
You’re being facetious and denying a Sureshian Surprise Rocket Release(TM).
This is sad and disheartening to the sport.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Can't the gummint force Sureshs to change his diet?
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
You can be insured I won't crack any jokes about Sureshs's gassy knolls.
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Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Yes, those brave donkeys did their best. Too bad they didn't get regulation blinders also to help them avoid the visual excite of the droop volley. We know what that led to.
Got you.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
I still believe in Sureshs, and I donut cair what u or Jeejo say.Senti protects Srrrushhhh like a mother protects the sacredness of her breast milk.
Maybe someday u will reach for 4.0 Glory. But no. You are unhinged and lashing out at the top Internet player Srrrzshhhh.
Tennis_Hands
Talk Tennis Guru
I am surprised that the guitar was able to do anything. He just said that he loaded it with a Sureshs on a stairway.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Do ewe have some uncensored nursing footage?Thank you. These truths are self evident.
Genious at Work
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I'm Preti Shore the Sureshs anthem was written by Randy Newman
Genious at Work
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Is it true that Sureshs in sanskrit means "Ruler of AYCEs"?
Please reach around when you can revert back.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
FTFY
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Low Fat.I was shocked when I saw this on the shelves at the local supermarket. These will now be part of my complete balanced breakfast.
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
ASL/pics
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
You will remember this day forever...
The day you discovered Shoorroossh.
The Epiphany.
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Tennis_Hands
Talk Tennis Guru
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
I think there was a confusion in the printing of the box.I was shocked when I saw this on the shelves at the local supermarket. These will now be part of my complete balanced breakfast.
Should read 100% whole fat, and low wheat.
General Mills already started the recall process.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Moar lyke “AYCE Wrecker.”
stringertom
Bionic Poster
White on the owtsighed butt qwite slime green on the innsighed:I still remember when I met my first white rhino.
IA-SteveB
Hall of Fame
Sephiroth
Professional
Sudacafan
G.O.A.T.
Call 1-800-DALI
Sephiroth
Professional
This is a ****post thread ennit?
JoelDali
G.O.A.T.
Do u believe Surrushhh will be bumped to 5.5?
Cite your opinion in this secure messaging communications channel.
russell
Semi-Pro
Raul_SJ
Legend
Sarooshs is our Guru. Preferred Gender Pronouns: Ze/Zim.
Ze is currently attending the theater hearings in D.C..
Can hear zim release off-camera and behind the scenes here.
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Azure
Legend
One bowl in the left hand and one on the right. It will be a very balanced diet.I was shocked when I saw this on the shelves at the local supermarket. These will now be part of my complete balanced breakfast.
I would like to know the countries that Air Suresh transits through.
Azure
Legend
Why are you asking GIJoe to deny my entry into the halloweened grounds of the STC?You’re being facetious and denying a Sureshian Surprise Rocket Release(TM).
This is sad and disheartening to the sport.
I doth protest.
IA-SteveB
Hall of Fame
That was meant to be a parody of Air Jordan.
Sursh was taking flight on that deep court attempt. You can slide a phone book under that shoe.
Azure
Legend
Hehe lost on BB lingo there.That was meant to be a parody of Air Jordan.
After the landing was a crater created?
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
I feel sorry for you, living like an animal all these years without Surehslightenment. Open your bossoms to the droop volley and everything is possible in ur life.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Sureshs Spam is very expensive. Suricream is gathered from special glands near Suresh's erogenous zones during mating season, fermented, and made into a paste. It works 100% of the time though. Getting laid insurance in a jar they like to call it. Turns femuls into carnivorous monsters.
Genious at Work
Hall of Fame
Maybe the phone book for Billings, MT printed on India paper.That was meant to be a parody of Air Jordan.
Genious at Work
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Genious at Work
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Bumping Sureshs sounds risky. Won't that affect your deductible?