Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sudacafan]

also, i am just curious, how many of you compete regularly (either at an amateur level, or for sabooshi, professional level)?

just curious what the ratio of tennis enthusiasts to tennis players is

I don‘t know much about that in this thread. But it’s definitely clear I’d never compete with Sabboush.

 

[megamind]

I don‘t know much about that in this thread. But it’s definitely clear I’d never compete with Sabboush.

do you know what your level is in NTRP/UTR/TT? For reference, Del Potro has a 4.5 Talk Tennis rating, whilst Suresh is 6.0

 

[Sudacafan]

do you know what your level is in NTRP/UTR/TT? For reference, Del Potro has a 4.5 Talk Tennis rating, whilst Suresh is 6.0

No, and besides, I don’t even know my IQ.

 

[megamind]

No, and besides, I don’t even know my IQ.

send your selfie to dgold, he will let you know what it is

btw, if I haven't said it before, you are one of my fave posters in all of Talk Tennis

 

[JoelDali]

you are my fave poster in all of Talk Tennis

Thank you. These truths are self evident.

 

[sureshs]

also, i am just curious, how many of you compete regularly (either at an amateur level, or for sabooshi, professional level)?

just curious what the ratio of tennis enthusiasts to tennis players is

@Sentinel does not play tennis

 

[Sudacafan]

@Sentinel does not play tennis

Not so strange. I don’t play any music, but I listen a lot.

 

[JoelDali]

Not so strange. I don’t play any music, but I listen a lot.

Senti has not accepted Sazooush into his bosoms. This is the entirety of the whole problem we are trying to break down for the American people.

 

[Sudacafan]

Senti has not accepted Sazooush into his bosoms. This is the entirety of the whole problem we are trying to break down for the American people.

I believe you are trying to break down American peoples.

 

[JoelDali]

I believe you are trying to break down American peoples.

 

[IA-SteveB]

send your selfie to dgold, he will let you know what it is

Now THAT is a great response!

 

[JoelDali]

Not so strange. I don’t play any music, but I listen a lot.

I was in Guitar Center yesterday on 14th street and I played Stairway To Sourush very loudly on a Les Paul black beauty. The people bowed and prayed, half volleys were performed all around me. With a tinge of glory I left the store and hopped on the A train which then transported me to Internet Tennis Immortality.

 

[Azure]

I was in Guitar Center yesterday on 14th street and I played Stairway To Sourush very loudly on a Les Paul black beauty. The people bowed and prayed, half volleys were performed all around me. With a tinge of glory I left the store and hopped on the A train which then transported me to Internet Tennis Immortality.

And the guitar gently weeped when you left it there after an exhilarating experience.

Say, does the A train go directly to STC in Bangalore or do I change at Majestic Terminus? I am planning to practice in the off season to enter level 5 STC next year. Gotta work hard with the lassies.

 

[JoelDali]

And the guitar gently weeped when you left it there after an exhilarating experience.

Say, does the A train go directly to STC in Bangalore or do I change at Majestic Terminus? I am planning to practice in the off season to enter level 5 STC next year. Gotta work hard with the lassies.

You’re being facetious and denying a Sureshian Surprise Rocket Release(TM).

This is sad and disheartening to the sport.

 

[Genious at Work]

I knead glasses. I read that as proctological sessions.

 

[Genious at Work]

People could walk ?
Here people are falling like flies. May take care of our population (and poopulation) problem in one stroke.

Can't the gummint force Sureshs to change his diet?

 

[Genious at Work]

I could swear there are a few GJ's tucked in inside his cheeks.



(Please no cheek jokes from you, @Genious at Work )

You can be insured I won't crack any jokes about Sureshs's gassy knolls.

 

[Genious at Work]

Spoiler photo was my avatar, probably deployed during my first campaign innsighed The Vortex.

Yes, those brave donkeys did their best. Too bad they didn't get regulation blinders also to help them avoid the visual excite of the droop volley. We know what that led to.

Spoiler: Donut click here

Got you.

 

[Genious at Work]

Senti protects Srrrushhhh like a mother protects the sacredness of her breast milk.

Maybe someday u will reach for 4.0 Glory. But no. You are unhinged and lashing out at the top Internet player Srrrzshhhh.

I still believe in Sureshs, and I donut cair what u or Jeejo say.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

And the guitar gently weeped when you left it there after an exhilarating experience.

Say, does the A train go directly to STC in Bangalore or do I change at Majestic Terminus? I am planning to practice in the off season to enter level 5 STC next year. Gotta work hard with the lassies.

I am surprised that the guitar was able to do anything. He just said that he loaded it with a Sureshs on a stairway.

 

[Genious at Work]

Thank you. These truths are self evident.

Do ewe have some uncensored nursing footage?

 

[Genious at Work]

Is this Suresh national anthem?
What does the lyric say? Padmanabham...Suresham????

I'm Preti Shore the Sureshs anthem was written by Randy Newman

 

[Genious at Work]

Didn't watch the video, but in the Vishnu Sahasranamam (1000 names of Vishnu), the names Padmanabham and Suresham occur next to each other.

Suresh can also refer to Shiva, BTW.

Is it true that Sureshs in sanskrit means "Ruler of AYCEs"?

Please reach around when you can revert back.

 

[Genious at Work]

Thanks God, Suresh is not overqualified.

FTFY

 

[IA-SteveB]

I was shocked when I saw this on the shelves at the local supermarket. These will now be part of my complete balanced breakfast.

 

[Genious at Work]

I was shocked when I saw this on the shelves at the local supermarket. These will now be part of my complete balanced breakfast.

Low Fat.

 

[Sephiroth]

Wtf is this thread about? 640 pages. Who is Suresh?

 

[IA-SteveB]

It appears you have 640 pages worth of research ahead of you.

 

[JoelDali]

Wtf is this thread about? 640 pages. Who is Suresh?

ASL/pics

 

[Sudacafan]

Wtf is this thread about? 640 pages. Who is Suresh?

You will remember this day forever...
The day you discovered Shoorroossh.
The Epiphany.

 

[Tennis_Hands]

You will remember this day forever..
The day you discovered Shoorroossh.
The Epiphany.

I still remember when I met my first white rhino.

 

[Sudacafan]

I was shocked when I saw this on the shelves at the local supermarket. These will now be part of my complete balanced breakfast.

I think there was a confusion in the printing of the box.
Should read 100% whole fat, and low wheat.
General Mills already started the recall process.

 

[stringertom]

Is it true that Sureshs in sanskrit means "Ruler of AYCEs"?

Please reach around when you can revert back.

Moar lyke “AYCE Wrecker.”

 

[stringertom]

I still remember when I met my first white rhino.

White on the owtsighed butt qwite slime green on the innsighed:

 

[IA-SteveB]

I think there was a confusion in the printing of the box.
Should read 100% whole fat, and low wheat.
General Mills already started the recall process.

They have done the needful. In retrospect, the cereal name makes no sense now.

 

[Sephiroth]

You will remember this day forever...
The day you discovered Shoorroossh.
The Epiphany.

Wut

 

[Sudacafan]

Wut

Call 1-800-DALI

 

[Sephiroth]

Call 1-800-DALI

This is a ****post thread ennit?

 

[JoelDali]

Wut

Do u believe Surrushhh will be bumped to 5.5?

Cite your opinion in this secure messaging communications channel.

 

[russell]

Wtf is this thread about? 640 pages. Who is Suresh?

 

[Raul_SJ]

Wtf is this thread about? 640 pages. Who is Suresh?

Sarooshs is our Guru. Preferred Gender Pronouns: Ze/Zim.
Ze is currently attending the theater hearings in D.C..
Can hear zim release off-camera and behind the scenes here.

 

[Azure]

I was shocked when I saw this on the shelves at the local supermarket. These will now be part of my complete balanced breakfast.

One bowl in the left hand and one on the right. It will be a very balanced diet.

I would like to know the countries that Air Suresh transits through.

 

[Azure]

You’re being facetious and denying a Sureshian Surprise Rocket Release(TM).

This is sad and disheartening to the sport.

Why are you asking GIJoe to deny my entry into the halloweened grounds of the STC?

I doth protest.

 

[IA-SteveB]

One bowl in the left hand and one on the right. It will be a very balanced diet.

I would like to know the countries that Air Suresh transits through.

That was meant to be a parody of Air Jordan. Sursh was taking flight on that deep court attempt. You can slide a phone book under that shoe.

 

[Azure]

That was meant to be a parody of Air Jordan. Sursh was taking flight on that deep court attempt. You can slide a phone book under that shoe.

Hehe lost on BB lingo there.

After the landing was a crater created?

 

[megamind]

The mods are being DISCRIMANATORY against the @sureshs !!!

They deleted my post because I referenced the Great One

 

[IA-SteveB]

Heartwarming that there is a Sureshs Spam choice in the reason picklist.

 

[Genious at Work]

Wtf is this thread about? 640 pages. Who is Suresh?

I feel sorry for you, living like an animal all these years without Surehslightenment. Open your bossoms to the droop volley and everything is possible in ur life.

 

[Genious at Work]

Heartwarming that there is a Sureshs Spam choice in the reason picklist.

Sureshs Spam is very expensive. Suricream is gathered from special glands near Suresh's erogenous zones during mating season, fermented, and made into a paste. It works 100% of the time though. Getting laid insurance in a jar they like to call it. Turns femuls into carnivorous monsters.

 

[Genious at Work]

That was meant to be a parody of Air Jordan. Sursh was taking flight on that deep court attempt. You can slide a phone book under that shoe.

Maybe the phone book for Billings, MT printed on India paper.