Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Azure

Legend
I was in Guitar Center yesterday on 14th street and I played Stairway To Sourush very loudly on a Les Paul black beauty. The people bowed and prayed, half volleys were performed all around me. With a tinge of glory I left the store and hopped on the A train which then transported me to Internet Tennis Immortality.

And the guitar gently weeped when you left it there after an exhilarating experience.

Say, does the A train go directly to STC in Bangalore or do I change at Majestic Terminus? I am planning to practice in the off season to enter level 5 STC next year. Gotta work hard with the lassies.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
And the guitar gently weeped when you left it there after an exhilarating experience.

Say, does the A train go directly to STC in Bangalore or do I change at Majestic Terminus? I am planning to practice in the off season to enter level 5 STC next year. Gotta work hard with the lassies.
You’re being facetious and denying a Sureshian Surprise Rocket Release(TM).

This is sad and disheartening to the sport.

 

Tennis_Hands

Bionic Poster
And the guitar gently weeped when you left it there after an exhilarating experience.

Say, does the A train go directly to STC in Bangalore or do I change at Majestic Terminus? I am planning to practice in the off season to enter level 5 STC next year. Gotta work hard with the lassies.
I am surprised that the guitar was able to do anything. He just said that he loaded it with a Sureshs on a stairway.

:cool:
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Heartwarming that there is a Sureshs Spam choice in the reason picklist.
Sureshs Spam is very expensive. Suricream is gathered from special glands near Suresh's erogenous zones during mating season, fermented, and made into a paste. It works 100% of the time though. Getting laid insurance in a jar they like to call it. Turns femuls into carnivorous monsters.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Sureshs Spam is very expensive. Suricream is gathered from special glands near Suresh's erogenous zones during mating season, fermented, and made into a paste. It works 100% of the time though. Getting laid insurance in a jar they like to call it. Turns femuls into carnivorous monsters.
There's been a huge fight between lawyers and the cops in my city recently. The cops could not find a single lawyer willing to represent them.

Seems after analysing video feetage, that a lawyer tried to execute an impromptu half-volley in a parking lot of a court complex (this is not a tennis court but the legal one). A cop asked him not to endanger lives and compromise the sanctity of the court. More lawyers jumped in, the cop executed a Bullet Release(™) on the lawyer injuring him greviously, and that put the city virtually in a lockdown for many days with both sides protesting each other. This flouts the fundamental right of all Indians to execute sureshsiam approved maneouvres anywhere at any time.

Also, they are not permitting girls between 10 and 50 to attend some Suresh temple even thgouh the Supreme Coart has said that all men and women, even menstruating men and women have a right to Surehsez Darshan. I think this has to do with that 79 yo woman who saw the Drop Volley and had a child a phew munths laytur.

its all becoming very complicated here. A PhD in Surehsology was appointed to teach Sureshsian Maneouvres at a University (BHU) but the students are protesting that they cannot have somone touch them who has not truly accepted saqueesh in his boosemtry.
 
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