Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Genious at Work

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How dair ewe caul innything Sabooshs duz “half” win wee awl no Hee putz awl Hee haz inn evereigh shot!
Even when Sureshs isn't trying he can still beat his opponents easily, because a Sureshsian half assed attempt counts as a full assed victory for a normal Persian.

Also, if you can't watch Sureshs half volley you can watch his full volley, but bee cairfool because watching the Sureshsian full volley once is like watching his half volley twice, and that comes to about 4 Federer full volleys in current market conditions, so even if you watch Sureshsian full volleys occasionally you can easily get indigestion and g.a.s.s.

JoeDaley will confirm.

Or report. :(
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Insiders tell me that they are bringing back the 90’s Agassi spandex/jean short look but with a Daisy Duke twist. Stay tuned.
I almost had an unconscious movement of the bowel upon hearing this news. Holey maccarrooney. Waiting for this release with baited breadth.

P.S.: I didn't say Wow because I'm out. I will watch Sureshs's droop trolley gif a few times to replenish and revert bacque.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Eye just drop volleyed inn two sea what condition Zooretch's condition was in, and was fully full-filled
Since we are on the topic of 80s hits, imagine if @IA-SteveB gets a quantum supercomputer for Christmas and releases a remake of the Simply Irresistible video with the face of Sureshs pasted on the face of every single femul model and the face of @JoelDali pasted on the face of Robert Palmer. If that wouldn't break the Internets then In donut now what wood. Wow.

 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Since we are on the topic of 80s hits, imagine if @IA-SteveB gets a quantum supercomputer for Christmas and releases a remake of the Simply Irresistible video with the face of Sureshs pasted on the face of every single femul model and the face of @JoelDali pasted on the face of Robert Palmer. If that wouldn't break the Internets then In donut now what wood. Wow.

Wow. How does this relate in any way to the Half Volley? Wow.

I implore anyone who wants to be a Tennis Champion Level Player to sign up for the Winter Advanced Internet clinics at the STC.

If u just want to make crass anonymous doody jokes about Saqueesh then stay here and do not strive for 4.0 glory.

Sad.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Insiders tell me that they are bringing back the 90’s Agassi spandex/jean short look but with a Daisy Duke twist. Stay tuned.
Spandex tank-top/manbra tawp? Eye can knot weight two sea Sabooshs inn dat kit!!!

Sew excite butt eye can knot pfind mye Shaq-inndourced Gold Bond trunque lowshun!
 
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Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Just imagine if India puts Safroosh on their national coin. It could happen if he continues to win major after major.

I suspected you always hoaped Sureshs wood won deigh bee legal and tender.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Maybe someday u will experience the greatness of Surruoush instead of spraying doodie and gopher joaks all over Sureushhhz incredible legacy. Wow.
Mebbe whiff ewer Sabooshs coyne ewe can bye sum knew yokes, JoeDelilah.

Selph-repoarted sew ewe donut knead two run two Maude.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Maybe someday u will experience the greatness of Surruoush instead of spraying doodie and gopher joaks all over Sureushhhz incredible legacy. Wow.
You actually remind me me of this here scene except instead of a plastic bag I imagine you would fancy Sureshs floating majestically over the court, and unlike the guy in that movie you are akchually getting a little creepy. There is so much Sureshsity in the whirled.

 
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Azure

Legend
Just imagine if India puts Safroosh on their national coin. It could happen if he continues to win major after major.

It would be ideal. Surpoosh's belly would perfectly outline the circumference of the coin.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
You actually remind me me of this here scene except instead of a plastic bag I imagine you would fancy Sureshs floating magestically over the court, and unlike the guy in that movie you are akchually getting a little creepy. There is so much Sureshsity in the whirled.

This clip reemineds me uv Anduh Murrah vs Joe Kovic and the bird feather dat cozzed hymn two loose foecus anne the tietell at AO’13. Iff ownleigh Kim babe had bin allowed on court two holed hiz hand inn hiz thyme uv dowbt thin hisstory wood have bin rewritten two innclued Anduh az a mimburr uv the Big Fore!
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
This clip reemineds me uv Anduh Murrah vs Joe Kovic and the bird feather dat cozzed hymn two loose foecus anne the tietell at AO’13. Iff ownleigh Kim babe had bin allowed on court two holed hiz hand inn hiz thyme uv dowbt thin hisstory wood have bin rewritten two innclued Anduh az a mimburr uv the Big Fore!
Whoze gonna hole Sureshs hand when hee eez 40-15 against Djokovic in the final of the Wimbledon? Who'll be dere for the big guy?

Anne whoze gonna drive heem home?

:unsure:


 
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