Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Fifteen years back, I did some rounds of these gurus. Met lots of people there and heard a lot of stories. Others tracked me down somehow. Jim Jones was in the papers. I met someone who had escaped from that island, a very nice lady with three wonderful kids. Most if not all the people I met at these ashrams were very nice and normal people.
After Sri Nit, I never visited any others, and never want to.
Is that why you resist Jolly's advances to let Surroosh into your bossoms?
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Is that why you resist Jolly's advances to let Surroosh into your bossoms?
Seems like Sri Nit's pA.S.S.port is cancelled, and Ecuador has rejected him.


Now his only recourse is to join Jeejo's top lass 4.0 clinique and rise to internet stardom with Lathasundari and Jeejolingaswamy.

@Azure @sureshs
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
"Swami claims to have developed a software to teach cattle Tamil and Sanskrit".
That's nothing. If the cows come to Jeejo's and Latha's Topless Winter 4.35 Internet Clinic, they can be taught to drop volleys in the center of the court with complimentary surprise chocolate sprays (™) which will help upcoming stars and future champions to surpass Vijay Amritraj's unparalleled achievements, and Suresh to win one last golden calendar slam in 2020 Dungeons and Dragons.
 

IA-SteveB

Hall of Fame
Nike just informed me that the designs are coming along well for the Sureshs Challenge Court Collection (SCCC) which is due for release by the AO 2020. Prototype shorts are almost complete. Much to the chagrin of people in this thread, they have deleted pink and green from the color selections. They do tell me that they have reconsidered and have added medium and large sizes to the options. Current promotion is planned to be a free foam visor with purchases over $89.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
That's nice. I guess if you curve the wall a bit near the bottom at about knee height, then the liquid will just collect and pour back on the pourer.

But then they would start peeing diagonally ! People are clever and resourceful, let me tail ewe.

In India, they put pictures of deities of all faiths on walls to prevent people from wetting them. I think it works.
Are you saying that in The Vortex should we put pictures of Sureshs to avoid recalcitrant miction?
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Seems like Sri Nit's pA.S.S.port is cancelled, and Ecuador has rejected him.


Now his only recourse is to join Jeejo's top lass 4.0 clinique and rise to internet stardom with Lathasundari and Jeejolingaswamy.

@Azure @sureshs
Will the clinique take place in Bang Galore?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Just imagine JoeDelilah weighting owtsighed the Mira Mesa Manure four hiz furst meating whiff Sabooshs four a topless droop volleigh sesshun. Eye thinque itt wood geaux lyke this:

 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Sureshs put a pitcher of his rack in Instagram. Did ewe see it? It's Hewwwwge!

Everyone at the STC monitors this threat and they are generally appalled at the disparagement of an Internet grand slam player, but, like Putin, they do not engage in social media wars at all.

Please consider being nice from now on with only a positive revert.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Wow. No need to report this. Maude only needs to see it when he catches up on the latest Sooroosh news on his next coffee break. Wow.
Ewe have a philthy mined frum awl ewer shifts owtsighed the Mira Mesa Manure. Sabooshs iz knot anne awlspice gye, prefurring just plane cumin two mass age Hiz taiste buds.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I’m watching Flashdance on Amazon Prime now and I am amaze at how Jennifer Beals strived for the same greatness through hard work and determination just as Sarush did as a young Internet grand slam level player in Bangalore. So many similarities and coincidences. Wow.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Everyone at the STC monitors this threat and they are generally appalled at the disparagement of an Internet grand slam player, but, like Putin, they do not engage in social media wars at all.

Please consider being nice from now on with only a positive revert.
Sorry, I have an encrypted communication in ur channel and my hamming distance is too large to revert. Can you revert your revert and reach around when your channel is clear from Sureshsian dis turbans?

 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I’m watching Flashdance on Amazon Prime now and I am amaze at how Jennifer Beals strived for the same greatness through hard work and determination just as Sarush did as a young Internet grand slam level player in Bangalore. So many similarities and coincidences. Wow.
Donut tell me moar. I'm shore @IA-SteveB can get a pitcher with Sureshs wearing leg warmers.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Donut you know that these are Joel's secret service people who are knot on the googly's index.

these are encriptid names. These peepul hang out on the dark web

We must keep a Liszt of Dali's secret service people. Lots of money to be made selling these names.

Rajesh Koothrapali could be one more of Dali's STC crowd, but I have to confirm that.

 

Azure

Legend
Donut you know that these are Joel's secret service people who are knot on the googly's index.

these are encriptid names. These peepul hang out on the dark web

We must keep a Liszt of Dali's secret service people. Lots of money to be made selling these names.

Rajesh Koothrapali could be one more of Dali's STC crowd, but I have to confirm that.

That koothrapali name is equally bizarre o_O assuming his surname is of Andhra origin (even if wrong), his first name is totally not. Very weird.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Donut you know that these are Joel's secret service people who are knot on the googly's index.

these are encriptid names. These peepul hang out on the dark web

We must keep a Liszt of Dali's secret service people. Lots of money to be made selling these names.

Rajesh Koothrapali could be one more of Dali's STC crowd, but I have to confirm that.

Jeejo anne Latha did moar than a spyder vane dubbles sesshun won knight. Theigh whirr knot carephull awl knight sew, 16 munthz l8r (normull jest stashun peeriod four hour largest cetaceans) Latha braught inntwo the STC whirled a baybee they named Bangareshs RamaRamaBingBang.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
That koothrapali name is equally bizarre o_O assuming his surname is of Andhra origin (even if wrong), his first name is totally not. Very weird.
Yup, I was shocked. Why could they not think of a simple name. Or was it intended to be funny. And i just found that his middle name is Ramayana !!!

Or do you think Joel is one of the producers of Big Bang Theory ? I imagine him to be someone like the Wolowitz guy :D

Okay so here are three of Joel's gun-toting secret service chsps :

1. Chowdrunduparu
2. Kumarpunjabar
3. Kadhradoopthil

Had to really hunt around for Herr Chowdrunduparu as the so-called search engine of TTW tried hard to hide him from me.
 

Azure

Legend
Yup, I was shocked. Why could they not think of a simple name. Or was it intended to be funny. And i just found that his middle name is Ramayana !!!

Or do you think Joel is one of the producers of Big Bang Theory ? I imagine him to be someone like the Wolowitz guy :D

Okay so here are three of Joel's gun-toting secret service chsps :

1. Chowdrunduparu
2. Kumarpunjabar
3. Kadhradoopthil

Had to really hunt around for Herr Chowdrunduparu as the so-called search engine of TTW tried hard to hide him from me.
o_Oo_Oo_Oo_O imagine someone being called Koran or Bible!

These names are fantastic. I want the AI Python algorithm that throws out such names.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Yup, I was shocked. Why could they not think of a simple name. Or was it intended to be funny. And i just found that his middle name is Ramayana !!!

Or do you think Joel is one of the producers of Big Bang Theory ? I imagine him to be someone like the Wolowitz guy :D

Okay so here are three of Joel's gun-toting secret service chsps :

1. Chowdrunduparu
2. Kumarpunjabar
3. Kadhradoopthil

Had to really hunt around for Herr Chowdrunduparu as the so-called search engine of TTW tried hard to hide him from me.
According two won web surtch eye ewese, “Sumit” shood bee Sabooshs’ reel name bcoz innywon whiff dat name is “a sassy purrsun eweusali mail anne chubby.”
 
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