Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Poor Lonely Dali kneads a little love, don't you think ?

I don't think you were here when Dali used to post about waking up in the middle of the night screaming for suresh while lying on the kitchen floor. Now he wishes that on the rest of us, LOL.
Lies.

I have asked my attorney Barrister Venkatanarasimadooptibooshkanda to investigate these libelous claims.

Oh the humanity.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Let me get that name right - you actually combined the name of a person with a geographical state of India and added the German 'er' at the end. That's crazy o_O o_O
What’s crazy is not believing in truth.

I can’t think of anything more exasperating than witnessing those that deny the simplest of truths.

Thankfully there are some here that recognize truth when they see it.

And then there are those that will post a cute fluffy puppy in order to deflect the purpose of this threat.

I will continue to keep the discussion underailed without the constant fecally infested fixations and shamefully brutal fat shaming.
 

donquijote

Legend
Lies.

I have asked my attorney Barrister Venkatanarasimadooptibooshkanda to investigate these libelous claims.

Oh the humanity.
Your barrister is an attorney? I am confuse. That name will delay the justice.

Full name: Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta (28 letters) Location: a village in Andhra Pradesh, India Language: Telugu Translation: "Venkatanarasimharaju's city" Notes: The longest one-word placename in India.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Donut you know that these are Joel's secret service people who are knot on the googly's index.

these are encriptid names. These peepul hang out on the dark web

We must keep a Liszt of Dali's secret service people. Lots of money to be made selling these names.

Rajesh Koothrapali could be one more of Dali's STC crowd, but I have to confirm that.

The thing is that Dali's names sound plausible to a non-Indian Persian.

Matter of fact, on Thanksgiving he massaged the STC Telegram saying that Sureshs had drooped bye with his bodyguard Tryptophanasipuranan for some taters and gravy and nobody said anything about it. He also said the dinner wasn't too good (he said it was "a turkey.")

Sureshs's bodyguard has very big hands.
 

Genious at Work

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Jeejo anne Latha did moar than a spyder vane dubbles sesshun won knight. Theigh whirr knot carephull awl knight sew, 16 munthz l8r (normull jest stashun peeriod four hour largest cetaceans) Latha braught inntwo the STC whirled a baybee they named Bangareshs RamaRamaBingBang.
Oh noes! Dey shouldn't half watched Free Willy! Dat movie awakens romance whenever well rounded Persians watch it with all its excite of cetaceans jumping around naked.

 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Yup, I was shocked. Why could they not think of a simple name. Or was it intended to be funny. And i just found that his middle name is Ramayana !!!

Or do you think Joel is one of the producers of Big Bang Theory ? I imagine him to be someone like the Wolowitz guy :D

Okay so here are three of Joel's gun-toting secret service chsps :

1. Chowdrunduparu
2. Kumarpunjabar
3. Kadhradoopthil

Had to really hunt around for Herr Chowdrunduparu as the so-called search engine of TTW tried hard to hide him from me.
Tryptophanasipuranan seems to belong to that category too.

And maybe you need to add Nahasapeemapetilon while you are at it.


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apu_Nahasapeemapetilon
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
The dark side of what? Sureshs? That is concerning. I'll try to escape the orbit of the Sureshsian moon before it expels some a.s.s.tral radiation.
Perhaps someday u will wake up alone and afeard, in your soiled baby blue boy shorts, crying out for Sureeshh, shaking your fists at the invisible God of Porcelain, wishing u could play 8.0 Mixed with Choorakundra’s sectional level team. But no. You have forsaken high level tennis tactics from Surroshh and the STC staph.
 

Azure

Legend
The thing is that Dali's names sound plausible to a non-Indian Persian.

Matter of fact, on Thanksgiving he massaged the STC Telegram saying that Sureshs had drooped bye with his bodyguard Tryptophanasipuranan for some taters and gravy and nobody said anything about it. He also said the dinner wasn't too good (he said it was "a turkey.")

Sureshs's bodyguard has very big hands.
o_Oo_O tryptophan - C11H12N2O2 the second part sounds like a variation of Aspirin!!
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Win eye sea dis hear Charmin commercial eye imajine JoeDelilah anne hiz altar egeaux russell unwillink two pick up the soyled Sabooshs loynecloth wile reel beliefer Sentipeed nose it iz Otay two Handel dem dyepurrs if ewe truleigh akksept the big Sabooshs inntwo ewer buzzoms:

 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Venkatanarasimadooptibooshkanda
Tryptophanasipuranan
Nahasapeemapetilon
Choorakundra’s
I am so getting out of here guys before my head explodes ...


o_Oo_O tryptophan - C11H12N2O2 the second part sounds like a variation of Aspirin!!
excellent call. I missed the second part, sounds so Sanskritish.

Venkatanarasimharajuvaripeta
LOL, please don't encourage Mr Dali !!
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
The thing is that Dali's names sound plausible to a non-Indian Persian.
India has so many different languages and dialects that its quite possible to fool even us with such names. It's like a Christian name can be spelled differently in France or Russia or Poland.

Many people in Sri Lanka have Hindu names but spelled differrently. I imagine the same thing happens in Malaysia and maybe Nepal too. Sri Lankan cricket players names always have slightly "odd" spellings but we've got used to it now.

Anyway, the thing is that the goggles (™), Bings and Ducks have no entree for Dali's fictitious names.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Ewe mean JoeDelilahJeejoLathaApuDoesaPoopInnPantzWinHeeSiezeADroopVolleigh???
I suspect there are some South Indian people working in Dali's office, or maybe his offshore team.
In the north, we spell the name as "Lata" but in the South they add an "h".
Also, Jeejo or Jojo are south Indian names.

Paramjit is a Punjabi name (north) but sadly Dali added an extra "i" in it between the "m" and "j". Imagine if I insisted I had an American colleague named Miciheal Jacikson.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
The thing is that Dali's names sound plausible to a non-Indian Persian.

Matter of fact, on Thanksgiving he massaged the STC Telegram saying that Sureshs had drooped bye with his bodyguard Tryptophanasipuranan for some taters and gravy and nobody said anything about it. He also said the dinner wasn't too good (he said it was "a turkey.")

Sureshs's bodyguard has very big hands.
I think you are referring to sureshez nutritionist.

Surehs'es bodyguard is actually Mr Ardhanareeshwara.

Everyone is fond of him.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
India has so many different languages and dialects that its quite possible to fool even us with such names. It's like a Christian name can be spelled differently in France or Russia or Poland.

Many people in Sri Lanka have Hindu names but spelled differrently. I imagine the same thing happens in Malaysia and maybe Nepal too. Sri Lankan cricket players names always have slightly "odd" spellings but we've got used to it now.

Anyway, the thing is that the goggles (™), Bings and Ducks have no entree for Dali's fictitious names.
JoeDelilah’s imajinashun runs wilde lyke hiz idle’s waxed mustache anne hiz exotic pet companyun on tawk shows inn the 60’s:


Now ewe may have a klew y the JoeDelilah iz sew inscrewabel!
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I suspect there are some South Indian people working in Dali's office, or maybe his offshore team.
In the north, we spell the name as "Lata" but in the South they add an "h".
Also, Jeejo or Jojo are south Indian names.

Paramjit is a Punjabi name (north) but sadly Dali added an extra "i" in it between the "m" and "j". Imagine if I insisted I had an American colleague named Miciheal Jacikson.
Paramjiti has led many 3.0 players to 4.5 Internet levels within 6 months. He was one the top coaches in Chikkaballapur and is the STCs most respected fitness and diet expert.

Pleases revert.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
The thing is that Dali's names sound plausible to a non-Indian Persian.

Matter of fact, on Thanksgiving he massaged the STC Telegram saying that Sureshs had drooped bye with his bodyguard Tryptophanasipuranan for some taters and gravy and nobody said anything about it. He also said the dinner wasn't too good (he said it was "a turkey.")

Sureshs's bodyguard has very big hands.
Did you know that his grandfather's name was TriceratopsTylenolam.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Paramjiti has led many 3.0 players to 4.5 Internet levels within 6 months. He was one the top coaches in Chikkaballapur and is the STCs most respected fitness and diet expert.

Pleases revert.
Ah, so the "i" has traveled to the end of his name. Maybe after a while it will become a middle initial and finally hop on to his last name.

Edit: there is actually a name of a place Chikamagaloor. I believe Indira Gandhi once stood for elections from there.
 
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Azure

Legend
Ah, so the "i" has traveled to the end of his name. Maybe after a while it will become a middle initial and finally hop on to his last name.

Edit: there is actually a name of a place Chikamagaloor. I believe Indira Gandhi once stood for elections from there.
It was, when she stood from two places - the congress bastion Rae Bareli and Chikmagloor. She lost in Rae Bareli because of the emergency aftermath and Chikmagloor was a safe bet. This is very similar to Rahul Gandhi standing from both Amethi and Wayanad. These politicians know how to win some seat or the other to be in the Lok Sabha :rolleyes:
 
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Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I think you are referring to sureshez nutritionist.

Surehs'es bodyguard is actually Mr Ardhanareeshwara.

Everyone is fond of him.
Does Ardhanareeshwara get on the left side of the bed moist days? Anyway, I am sick and tired of people thinking they know better because they have lived their whole life in India. There is nothing wrong with Dali's names, they seem legit to me. My friend from the QA department Vimanakunjumarish agrees. He told his cousin at the University of Chindakanahar is an old tongues speshalist and that you are wrong. He thinks you and @Azure are just not well traveled enough to understand the sheer variety of Persian names in your own country. Sad.
 

Genious at Work

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It was, when she stood from two places - the congress bastion Rae Bareli and Chikmagloor. She lost in Ray Bareli because of the emergency aftermath and Chikmagloor was a safe bet. This is very similar to Rahul Gandhi standing from both Amethi and Wayanad. These politicians know how to win some seat or the other to be in the Lok Sabha :rolleyes:
Ray Bareli won, and you are surprised? Don't u know that the Italian mafia can fix elections too? Wow, so naive.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Paramjiti has led many 3.0 players to 4.5 Internet levels within 6 months. He was one the top coaches in Chikkaballapur and is the STCs most respected fitness and diet expert.

Pleases revert.
I like ur avaturd. That lil Persian right there looks like he is feeling (im)peachy.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
India has so many different languages and dialects that its quite possible to fool even us with such names. It's like a Christian name can be spelled differently in France or Russia or Poland.

Many people in Sri Lanka have Hindu names but spelled differrently. I imagine the same thing happens in Malaysia and maybe Nepal too. Sri Lankan cricket players names always have slightly "odd" spellings but we've got used to it now.

Anyway, the thing is that the goggles (™), Bings and Ducks have no entree for Dali's fictitious names.
Just because Google doesn't show it that doesn't mean anything. Did u know that Vimanakunjumarish also doesn't show up in Google, but he is as real as ewe and me? Though perhaps a little less real than Sureshs? I have scene Vimanakunjumarish's Library card and his name was very clearly spelled. He just doesn't advertise in the Internets because he is a modest family man of 9 trying to keep a job and doesn't have time for social networks.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Win eye sea dis hear Charmin commercial eye imajine JoeDelilah anne hiz altar egeaux russell unwillink two pick up the soyled Sabooshs loynecloth wile reel beliefer Sentipeed nose it iz Otay two Handel dem dyepurrs if ewe truleigh akksept the big Sabooshs inntwo ewer buzzoms:

They couldn't bear handling the Sureshsian saucy meatball flapper even a few feet because they have human feelings. But if Senti could then maybe Senti is just as saintly as Mother Teresa.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Perhaps someday u will wake up alone and afeard, in your soiled baby blue boy shorts, crying out for Sureeshh, shaking your fists at the invisible God of Porcelain, wishing u could play 8.0 Mixed with Choorakundra’s sectional level team. But no. You have forsaken high level tennis tactics from Surroshh and the STC staph.
I still believe in Sureshs, I'm just getting in-patient because he seems to have forsaken this threat. Always showing off his ptenis at the country club to the young wives of his colleagues and the Mira Mesa high society, and rearly posting here. I believe in his tacticques but I starting to believe very less in the man(atee.)
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Just because Google doesn't show it that doesn't mean anything. Did u know that Vimanakunjumarish also doesn't show up in Google, but he is as real as ewe and me? Though perhaps a little less real than Sureshs? I have scene Vimanakunjumarish's Library card and his name was very clearly spelled. He just doesn't advertise in the Internets because he is a modest family man of 9 trying to keep a job and doesn't have time for social networks.
This is precisely correct. All of these coaches and nutritionists have no time for social media. Just like Putin.

They are focused on Internet Tennis training principles and improving their Internet Tennis games.

I’m glad we agree.

Please revert when u have a free moment before dinner.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
This is perfect. This is a perfect post.

Please revert one more time back to this secure messaging platform to confirm what you are having for dinner.
I agree my post is prefect, but I'm not shore I can revert in time. I will be having dinner at the country club with Amil, Adil, Senthil, Pterodactyl, and Amoxicil 10mg Capsules. Another friend couldn't come because he felt indisposed. I will reach around later.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Inside sources confirm Soureshs is travelling across the San Diego border for some exciting P-Shots treatment.
:unsure:



I'm sorry to tell you, mate, but Sureshs doesn't need pills to lift his trunque at 45 degrees (60 degrees in the presence of Annabel Croft.)
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I agree my post is prefect, but I'm not shore I can revert in time. I will be having dinner at the country club with Amil, Adil, Senthil, Pterodactyl, and Amoxicil 10mg Capsules. Another friend couldn't come because he felt indisposed. I will reach around later.
This is a solid decryption device and platform. I assure u all messages will remain private until u induce an unpressurized release at sunrise during your coffee ingestion period.
 
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