Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Sureshs Tennis Legend VR for the Oculus would be a cool idea. Imagine playing with the deity while in your living room.
Sankeetpumarguptar is working on a Microsoft Kinect application for this specific purpose. He received the updated Kinect test hardware and is installing the entire SDK on his Gateway 2000 workstation as I type. It will revolutionary for the future of Internet Topless Tennis Instruction and Collusion with coaches and players around India and the entire world.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Make a betterer plan, Sudacafan!
Sorry. I heard the song the other day and I got stuck to it.
Whenever that happens, I enter in a Sureshsian type of loop by which I cannot think, write or talk any other thing.
I should be fine in less than 48 hours, else, I’ll call Dali and his supermarket trolley.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Sorry. I heard the song the other day and I got stuck to it.
Whenever that happens, I enter in a Sureshsian type of loop by which I cannot think, write or talk any other thing.
I should be fine in less than 48 hours, else, I’ll call Dali and his supermarket trolley.
Someday u may find yourself crying out in the night, in your nude flavored neglige, reaching out for sursshshh to save u from men’s 3.0 singles league purgatory. But u have eschewed his teachings. Sad. Sad for Jeejo and Latha who want to help u.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Someday u may find yourself crying out in the night, in your nude flavored neglige, reaching out for sursshshh to save u from men’s 3.0 singles league purgatory. But u have eschewed his teachings. Sad. Sad for Jeejo and Latha who want to help u.
Good. I see you are acquiring Dgold’s techniques of answering totally unrelated content to my messages.
Moreover, I really don’t know who copied who.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Good. I see you are acquiring Dgold’s techniques of answering totally unrelated content to my messages.
Moreover, I really don’t know who copied who.
Please revert back with your encryption key so we may sign you up for tonight’s advanced men’s drill.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
All this got me thinking that we will be ready to consider this forum as the realm of absurdity when Dali and Dgold engage in an exchange of posts, or in a conversation.
It may be interesting to watch.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Many of us saw what you wrote earlier.

I have reported this egregious impeachable act to the Maude for review.

This unprecedented obstruction of Suroushe.

May Surroosh have mercy on your 3.5 Internet Tennis improvement program.
You’re very smart, I know.
I got busted and I am awfully ashamed.
Can we sort this out if I send a contribution to the STC?
Please consult your attorneys in Pondicherry and revert back if this proposal complies with STC bylaws.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Many of us saw what you wrote earlier.

I have reported this egregious impeachable act to the Maude for review.

This is unprecedented obstruction of Suroushe.

May Surroosh have mercy on your 3.5 Internet Tennis improvement program.
Eye can seigh frum purrsunal expeerince dat a Sabooshsian obstruckshun iz verry panephull. Eye had two eet Ex-Lax 24/7 two pa.s.s itt.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
You’re very smart, I know.
I got busted and I am awfully ashamed.
Can we sort this out if I send a contribution to the STC?
Please consult your attorneys in Pondicherry and revert back if this proposal complies with STC bylaws.
Last night during Topless Tuesday Latha shared her story of her children’s children who stood up for justice and truth to protect and defend Souroush and his principles. It was inspiring.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
women's locker rooms. I asked her why there was no sign and she said it used to be there but is gone. Luckily no one was in the locker room when I was there.
You may consider yourself lucky, but think of all the old wrinkled ladies at your club who could have heard the sound effects of your visit to the stall. That memory would have lasted them a lifetime and kept them smiling till the last breadth.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Dear Liladhar -

Hope this day brings you cheerfulness and joy to you. I am very happy about our relationship focusing on Sapoosh. It’s been more than 4 years and our bond is strengthening as days pass by. You are the precious gift I have ever received ‘till now. Your presence makes me happy and my heart fills with joyous sprays of light.

You have always inspired me to take up new challenges in my Internet Tennis career. I am surprised at the latent talent I possess. It is just because of you that I am doing exceptionally well in 8.0 Mixed Spider Vein league. I want your presence in my life all through and wish the day will come true when we start living through the Internet together.

My love, how much should I praise you? You have taught me how to live, and I feel so joyful in your presence. You carry an aura around you and trigger happy pre-sprays wherever you go. I am indeed fortunate to win your heart, and I never hesitate to say that I owe you my life to you.

Honey, when can we meet? I look forward to meeting you at the earliest.

Revert back before dinner and after you shower.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
You must understand that the Earth has been undergoing an irreversible process of Sureshsforming since the mid 60s. This is well documented by NASA. In udder words, u don't need to worry about permafrost, because the Earth will be 100% Sureshs at the current rate of expansion of the Sureshsian belly by the end of the century. Nothing bothers Sureshs as long as he has enough food and a tribute thread to feed his pathological eggo.
That is ate tea years from now. I won't be alive then. Of course, I knead to weary.
 
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