Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
JD

this post is good enough for at least 1 like, amirite?
Most of the top 3.5 players in my section are keenly aware of this threat. In fact, many of them post among us, but choose to remain anonymous. Praise and worship should not be public. Much the same way we don’t announce charitable works for favor amongst men, but we perform them and remain silent for favor from our creator, Saroosh, who will surely get us to worldwide internet 4.0 levels.
 

Azure

Legend
LOL !!!!



It's crazy. You'd think I was feeding an army by the number of dishes and pans I am washing and then the cooking. I know a lot could be saved if we just had bread but then I am avoiding going out, and bigbasket has crashed again after making one delivery. Indian cooking is really involved and without realizing, you use up so many pans.
Even for the macaroni I made, there was quite a bit of wash eventually. And then the cooking area has to be wiped clean to avoid roaches, the floor has to be mopped, the previous lot of semi-dried things wiped and put away before the next round of washing.

Just finished changing the bedsheets and pillow covers etc and putting them for a wash and now I have to start working for lunch. First of all making a batch of chillas (pancakes) with daal (urad plus moong) for my breakfast ( I avoid bread). Then redo yesterday's daal which is quite thick. Probably have to make wheat dosas for my mum (in place of chapattis).
My blender went bust yesterday - a lot of cool dishes are out of the window now, such a shame :( and I can't get it repaired for I don't know until what time. I had wheat dosas this morning myself. I wanted to grind lentils and rice, luckily noticed my blender before soaking everything. Would have been a disaster.

Planning poori-bhaji tomorrow for breakfast because, why not? :)

Yeah, lots of pans to wash but just worth it to me. I can't eat just bread or Pasta all day. Made some sambar and chopped beans with grated coconut for lunch today.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
SW19 cancelled due to Covid19. Sabooshs will knot deefend Hiz tietull anne remanes stucque on 19 career slams. Trane hard four RG...eat 19 Grand Slams deelivered bye Denny’s evereigh deigh two steigh inn shaype.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
SW19 cancelled due to Covid19. Sabooshs will knot deefend Hiz tietull anne remanes stucque on 19 career slams. Trane hard four RG...eat 19 Grand Slams deelivered bye Denny’s evereigh deigh two steigh inn shaype.
Do u think Sirrouche will achieve Grand Slam Glory before 8.0 Mixed Nationals?
 

gut wax

Hall of Fame
SW19 cancelled due to Covid19. Sabooshs will knot deefend Hiz tietull anne remanes stucque on 19 career slams. Trane hard four RG...eat 19 Grand Slams deelivered bye Denny’s evereigh deigh two steigh inn shaype.
sureshs needs betters securits arounds hiss oarchards, hiss 3s.5s harems ares restlesss

"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
 

tennishabit

Hall of Fame
I wish I had private tennis courts in my home.
gr8 chk in n apparently not killed yet by dis sabootashy smacking thread b4 cvd19 even trying to find ya.............lolololololol:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D..................

btw whether private or public tennis court or even no court at all there has nothing to do w/ ur tennis. courts/rkts/strings/shoes/dresses/watava/etcetc are absolutely depending on who's using them:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D....................
 
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tennishabit

Hall of Fame
If you want to have the chance to win a toaster and dozens of other incredible prizes please send an encephalogram in a large padded envelope with prepostage stamps to:

Encephalopathy Foundation
10000 Tyson's Way Ste 214
Burbank, California 91516

Re: Dr. Fedace
lololololololol manohman..................only worth of a toaster:?)) the stamps from aus to usa cost more than the toaster. i'm expecting a diamond drill for iron lady @Zara, man. a toaster won't make a cut on the iron lady:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D..............
 

megamind

Hall of Fame
gr8 chk in n apparently not killed yet by dis sabootashy smacking thread b4 cvd19 even trying to find ya.............lolololololol:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D..................

btw whether private or public tennis court or even no court at all there has nothing to do w/ ur tennis. courts/rkts/strings/shoes/dresses/watava/etcetc are absolutely depending on who's using them:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D....................
glad to have someone with your talents on this threat
 

Azure

Legend
I wish Nabokov had been alive to be there that night. The sounds, the smells, the antisipashun. Sureshs made magic that night. Where moist people just make noises he made Art. He spoilt Classical Music and Chinese food dad dere night fur me, and since then I have suffered through a depraved existence marked by the consumption of Cheeseburgers and Kid Rock. Please Dr. Brewster, stop this madness! Either eutanasia or full frontal lobotomy, I implore you!
The man did say "It was love at first sight, at last sight, at ever and ever sight."

What a sigh...t it must have been
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
You could move to an apartment complex with private tennis court.
When we used to rent, there were two lighted tennis courts.

That is not the point. The apartment complexes here are not allowing use of the courts, and people do not look favorably on people playing now. Usually in these cases it is rare to find another person in the complex who wants to play, so the second person is usually a guest, and other residents don't want outsiders coming in.
 

Turbo-87

Hall of Fame
I think the thing I love most about him (other than his natural beauty) is his humility. Look at him, mingling with these lesser mortals, and not even wearing gloves or a mask.
That was just a glimpse of the past and what may never be again. Back then, none of us knew what we were in for. The Sureshs does look after himself, though. Notice relatively no change in appearance from 1973 to 2019.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
When we used to rent, there were two lighted tennis courts.

That is not the point. The apartment complexes here are not allowing use of the courts, and people do not look favorably on people playing now. Usually in these cases it is rare to find another person in the complex who wants to play, so the second person is usually a guest, and other residents don't want outsiders coming in.
What does that have to do with you? Don't you live in a mansion payed for with your droop volley royal tea czechs?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Wimbledon 2020 could be held in your home then.
The million dollar question is whether there will be any strawberries and cream left for the others.
Dat iz a too scent kwestshun. Sabooshs smellz thoze too cents uv strawberries anne creem anne eatz it awl.

Saim scentnario the next mourning win itz dingleberries anne creem.
 

donquijote

G.O.A.T.
I wish Nabokov had been alive to be there that night. The sounds, the smells, the antisipashun. Sureshs made magic that night. Where moist people just make noises he made Art. He spoilt Classical Music and Chinese food dad dere night fur me, and since then I have suffered through a depraved existence marked by the consumption of Cheeseburgers and Kid Rock. Please Dr. Brewster, stop this madness! Either eutanasia or full frontal lobotomy, I implore you!
Imagine Souresh playing the pervert guy in a remake of Lolita movie. Just imagine and diss gust.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
WOW. JUST. WHATEVER.
Easy there, newbie - behave! I have been proudly despising this thread since its lame beginning, while hoaping for JD to come back - simultaneously - to his senses and to his ingenius thread.
Look, most of the top 3.5 Indian players in the world follow Suerouche and apply his techniques both on the court and in stall 2 in country clubs across all of Pakistan. Jeejo and his top tier team at the STC are training the next generation of 4.0 top level Internet level players. This is indisputable. Players desire a full frontal release and a casual spray in recreational Indian USTA leagues and NTRP sanctioned tournaments.
 

natalia

Hall of Fame
Look, most of the top 3.5 Indian players in the world follow Suerouche and apply his techniques both on the court and in stall 2 in country clubs across all of Pakistan. Jeejo and his top tier team at the STC are training the next generation of 4.0 top level Internet level players. This is indisputable. Players desire a full frontal release and a casual spray in recreational Indian USTA leagues and NTRP sanctioned tournaments.
My.Oh.My.......
Should.I.Cair?? And.WHY???????
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Dat iz a too scent kwestshun. Sabooshs smellz thoze too cents uv strawberries anne creem anne eatz it awl.

Saim scentnario the next mourning win itz dingleberries anne creem.
Pee Emm thinks we are monkeys who will all jump to his tunes.

Sad and wow at the same time.

Shock and discussed.

People hungry and starving. People dying while walking a thousand miles to their homes. Migrant exodus. And we are giving hope by flashing torches. Or are we masking the suffering of thousands with these gimmicks.
 
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