Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Sentinel

Bionic Poster
On Sunday the entire country has been told to switch off all lights from 9pm to 909. To show our unity or some such. So now there will be an hour or so of staggered load shedding to prevent a grid breakdown. We are to wave candles and torches on our balconies.

I am told next Sunday, we will all stand on our balconies and throw water on the street for twelve minutes to show the walrus that we mean business and we are not going down

Thanks Maude. Pure genious at work.

WHO is very impressed with how seriously we are tackling this crisis.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Would you cair to explain what you mean by solid? Thank you.
There is nothing more tragic than a talented 3.5 Indian Internet player throwing away his future both on the court and in stall 1.

The STC welcomes all lost souls to join their Spring Spray league to get them back on track towards Pakistani USTA Punjabi immortality. The dream is so real now more than ever
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
If Suresh stops playing tennis, would he still exist?
If he stops posting videos, will Scientific American and Animal Planet think he is extinct.
Moist importantly, if he sneaks into Stall 2 at the PF Changs bathroom and he drops a log but there is nobody there to hear it, does he make a sound?

Unfortunately the janitor will know.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Moist importantly, if he sneaks into Stall 2 at the PF Changs bathroom and he drops a log but there is nobody there to hear it, does he make a sound?

Unfortunately the janitor will know.
Waistwater techs and bakery shop loss prevention man a jeerz r ekwalee on alert win Sabooshs pinches a loaf.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
On Sunday the entire country has been told to switch off all lights from 9pm to 909. To show our unity or some such. So now there will be an hour or so of staggered load shedding to prevent a grid breakdown. We are to wave candles and torches on our balconies.

I am told next Sunday, we will all stand on our balconies and throw water on the street for twelve minutes to show the walrus that we mean business and we are not going down

Thanks Maude. Pure genious at work.

WHO is very impressed with how seriously we are tackling this crisis.
Walruses are only afraid of two thinks: Darkness and Sureshsula.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
There is still hoap. My heart hasn't still hardened for Sureschez. Some other things have, but not my heart.

Self reported. Wow.
Ok. I will call Talk Tennis support and ask them to retract revert my 2 reports for u.

I don’t think they can take back the Reports I submitted yesterday though. We’ll see what happens.

Please continue to look towards Soooroosh for guidance for high USTA Internet championship level.
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
I've been making atta dosas for my mother since the lockdown.

And ragi rotis for myself. And of course various vegetables and daal and rice etc.

I've turned out to be a pretty decent cook. By pretty I mean rather.
My father is enjoying food provided by a neighbor. He helped the daughter get admitted to a computer science program and she is now settled in the USA and her parents have demanded that he get his lunch and dinner from them.

Sent from my SM-G935V using Tapatalk
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Ok. I will call Talk Tennis support and ask them to retract revert my 2 reports for u.

I don’t think they can take back the Reports I submitted yesterday though. We’ll see what happens.

Please continue to look towards Soooroosh for guidance for high USTA Internet championship level.
Thank you, kind Sire. I share my interest in Goufresh with you. I will reflect upon his achievements and revert back in the morrow.

Looking towards Gurish for inspiration in further achievements and management of life issues as well as increased team performance and enabling of team goals within the STC infrastructure which will cause great merriment amongst my superiors.



 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Thank you, kind Sire. I share my interest in Goufresh with you. I will reflect upon his achievements and revert back in the morrow.

Looking towards Gurish for inspiration in further achievements and management of life issues as well as increased team performance and enabling of team goals within the STC infrastructure which will cause great merriment amongst my superiors.



Wow. Back to Sentease bait and switch methodology after I said I would undo a revert.

Wow. No words.

W........ow.
 

gut wax

Hall of Fame
Moist importantly, if he sneaks into Stall 2 at the PF Changs bathroom and he drops a log but there is nobody there to hear it, does he make a sound?

Unfortunately the Men's Room Attendant will (A) Know. (B) Quit. (C) Be Replaced (D) Quit As Soon As Door To Men's Room Opens (E) Repeat Cycles ad nauseum(C-D)
FTFY


"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs[/b]
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
. .JoelDali succinctness (and sureshs logic) ftw.

. . and, .you didn't even pull out the ace o' spades by mentioning the *swoon* .the poobescent drop volley..

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Some of the top 3.5 players in my section have tried to emulate the drop volley but they end up injured and quit the sport altogether.

The natural transition to the half volley makes sense. Even our club pro strongly advises against the drop volley. But he hit one in our club championships final and everyone’s jaws dropped to the floor when he scratched his back just like Samooshu.
 
Some of the top 3.5 players in my section have tried to emulate the drop volley but they end up injured and quit the sport altogether.

The natural transition to the half volley makes sense. Even our club pro strongly advises against the drop volley. But he hit one in our club championships final and everyone’s jaws dropped to the floor when he scratched his back just like Samooshu.
. .Taking a joke (the 'sureshs drop volley). . . and running with it . . by presenting it . . in a thousand different iterations . . takes talent.

. .Youze JD, .'gots talent' . . lots..

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gut wax

Hall of Fame
. .Taking a joke (the 'sureshs drop volley). . . and running with it . . by presenting it . . in a thousand different iterations . . takes talent.

. .Youze JD, .'gots talent' . . lots..

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Dis-gust.

suresh's droop valley is no joke.

I'm so angry, upset and poffed iss, I can't even smell right!

Repoarted!




"That is not the point. I am superior to all posters on the forum, that is the main thing." - sureshs
 

Bartelby

Bionic Poster
I'll let sureshs speak to that point. It's his thread. You are just here to pay tribute.

Have u invited Surroosh tennis technology and philosophies to inhabit your bosoms?

Please revert with a desired user name and pastword for your inclusion into an exclusive seat at the table of Internet Tennis Immortality.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
My father is enjoying food provided by a neighbor. He helped the daughter get admitted to a computer science program and she is now settled in the USA and her parents have demanded that he get his lunch and dinner from them.
So now you are trying to help your neighbours children to get jobs in NAS(s)A so the children can demand that their parents feed you ?

Brilliant, Sir !!!
 
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