Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
I joust realized that you are flouting the Intellectual Property rights of Joel Dali and he may approach his attorneys in Tijuana to court you.
I think it’s way moar serious.
Natalia has Dali locked in her basement and she is making him poast under her name.
I believe that in a couple of days she will be asking for ransom. Or paying him to leave.
 
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Turbo-87

Hall of Fame
What does The Sureshs think about the US Openings using electronic line calling? Will this affect his play at all? I hope they don't limit the size of his entourage.
 

Sunny Ali

Hall of Fame
Yeah big news.

And all the conspiracy theories around Rajput's suicide and the hatred of "nepo kids."

Does @Sunny Ali think of Runny, Bunny and Funny Deols as nepo kids of Dharmendra?

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Suresh machan ... as you know, I've made my dislike for the 3 worthless Khans of Bollywood very clear here. Now some people are saying Mr Johar has something to do with it. Despite my dislike for the Khans and people like Johar, we must note that Rajput was reported to have suffered from depression. That's a medical condition. I'm not a doctor but maybe our resident forum Doctor @Bhagi Katbamna can tell us, but if someone suffering from a medical condition such as depression commits suicide, can that be attributable to people in his profession and their actions?

Often times in life, there's more to it than meets the eye. The BLM movement is finding out the hard way. For years, Mohandas Gandhi was revered as a near saint! And just like that, having looked into Gandhi's past carefully and understood him for who he really was, now they're demanding that his statue in Fresno be removed. While I absolutely support their demand to remove it, I'm asking ... what the hell were they doing all these years? That man's statue should not have been allowed to be installed to begin with!
 

natalia

Hall of Fame
I think it’s way moar serious.
Natalia has Dali locked in her basement and he is making him poast under her name.
I believe that in a couple of days she will be asking for ransom. Or paying him to leave.
Maybe someday u will accept Surroush into your bosoms and become the Internet Championship Player that Jeejo has been trying to mould u into all these years. You deserve to be a high level champion and escape Spider Vein 8.0 Mixed Doubles purgatory.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Sabooshs haz shone grate leedership inn theze hear tuff thymes bye allowing USTA two moove Hiz The Real Slam frum Cincinnati two Flushing. Eye hoap theigh reewarded hymn whiff a WC!
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Yeah big news.

And all the conspiracy theories around Rajput's suicide and the hatred of "nepo kids."

Does @Sunny Ali think of Runny, Bunny and Funny Deols as nepo kids of Dharmendra?

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I read something a week back that three or four people (one was Salman, and maybe Johar) buy up all the theaters whenever someone is releasing a film (someone outside of the group of four or so), so others simply are unable to release their films. At least this happens during certain times. Not sure how true this is. But its awful if its true.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Copernicus once got pinkeye from observing Suranus through his telescope. True story. The infaust day he forgot he needed a colonoscope instead of a telescope.
Fake staw wee.
Colonoscopes were invented after The Suresh was borne, inspired by hymn off coarse.

Copper Nickles was born too early to have used one. He was bourne too Orly to have used a telescope, too. He had to do with naked eye.
 

blablavla

Hall of Fame
What does The Sureshs think about the US Openings using electronic line calling? Will this affect his play at all? I hope they don't limit the size of his entourage.
giggles, the electronic line calling will fail regularly due to some unrecognized obstruction.
but that doesn't matter much to Saboosh, as long as they don't introduce such electronic systems to call for noncompliance with the AYCE Buffet portions
and that doesn't matter much to Saboosh as long as PF Chang doesn't introduce the 25 seconds timer when entering their WC
 

Tennease

Legend
What does The Sureshs think about the US Openings using electronic line calling? Will this affect his play at all? I hope they don't limit the size of his entourage.
Sad for Tsurubuchi. But we must not allow any person to yell during a match because yelling can transmit the virus. There shouldn't be any ball kids either. They shouldn't be on the front line fighting against covid infested players yelling at their face.
 

blablavla

Hall of Fame
Sad for Tsurubuchi. But we must not allow any person to yell during a match because yelling can transmit the virus. There shouldn't be any ball kids either. They shouldn't be on the front line fighting against covid infested players yelling at their face.
we shouldn't allow people in the public toilets as well, cause the water splash creates a potentially dangerous and infected cloud.
so bring everything back home baby.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
Fake staw wee.
Colonoscopes were invented after The Suresh was borne, inspired by hymn off coarse.

Copper Nickles was born too early to have used one. He was bourne too Orly to have used a telescope, too. He had to do with naked eye.
Correct. Current protocols dictate that Shurrusshs bosoms should be examined with telescolonoscopes given the massive dimensions of the area of study.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Fake staw wee.
Colonoscopes were invented after The Suresh was borne, inspired by hymn off coarse.

Copper Nickles was born too early to have used one. He was bourne too Orly to have used a telescope, too. He had to do with naked eye.
Trying to observe Suranus with the naked eye is like trying to pick a spent Plutonium rod from a reactor pool with the tip of your dingledoodle stick. No wonder Copernicus is dead. He didn't follow the most elementary precautions when observing the Droop Volley. He deserves it though, for not realizing that the Whirled revolves about Samooch.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Water Closet eweshully butt inn Sabooshs’ case their iz know closet UUUGGGEEE enuff four hymn. It’z a Water Coliseum.
When Sureshs comes out of the Water Closet it is not a very good moment to establish conversation with him because he is really emoshonull.

Imagine giving birth to something so bootyfull that has been a part of yourself for sow long, only to see it taken away from you and flushed into some remote water treatmint facility.

No wonder he is deva.s.s.tated.

 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Water Closet eweshully butt inn Sabooshs’ case their iz know closet UUUGGGEEE enuff four hymn. It’z a Water Coliseum.
Are ewe saying that when Sureshs eats spicy stuff he can produce some really combative offspring at the WC and that gladiatorial fights are organized amongst them to gain the favor of Sureshsius Maximus? No wonder the motto of janitors in the Mira Mesa area is Morituri te salutant. Wow.
 

Azure

Legend
Fake staw wee.
Colonoscopes were invented after The Suresh was borne, inspired by hymn off coarse.

Copper Nickles was born too early to have used one. He was bourne too Orly to have used a telescope, too. He had to do with naked eye.
When referring to saboosh can you please avoid x-rated content?
 

Bhagi Katbamna

Hall of Fame
Suresh machan ... as you know, I've made my dislike for the 3 worthless Khans of Bollywood very clear here. Now some people are saying Mr Johar has something to do with it. Despite my dislike for the Khans and people like Johar, we must note that Rajput was reported to have suffered from depression. That's a medical condition. I'm not a doctor but maybe our resident forum Doctor @Bhagi Katbamna can tell us, but if someone suffering from a medical condition such as depression commits suicide, can that be attributable to people in his profession and their actions?

Often times in life, there's more to it than meets the eye. The BLM movement is finding out the hard way. For years, Mohandas Gandhi was revered as a near saint! And just like that, having looked into Gandhi's past carefully and understood him for who he really was, now they're demanding that his statue in Fresno be removed. While I absolutely support their demand to remove it, I'm asking ... what the hell were they doing all these years? That man's statue should not have been allowed to be installed to begin with!
I have no idea about Bollywood.
 

megamind

Hall of Fame
Playing another match today, this time not against the Wall.

Will try my best to perform the backscratch drop volley with a smug “take that” reaction

hopefully the opponent won’t mind my arrogant sureshian ways
 
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