Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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blablavla

Hall of Fame
The club where I used to drop off my frames for stringing (from where an independent stringer's wife would pick them up and drop off) is not doing that now to minimize club traffic. So I am meeting his wife in the parking lot of an Olive Garden restaurant near their home. I will use the opportunity to pick up food from there for dinner.
and my first thought was about the Tuesday Topless clinic
 

blablavla

Hall of Fame
Did Rafesh Federesh disinfect his racquet before he handed it over to the lady at the Olive Garden?

Rafesh Federesh racket is a blessing. That wife and stringer should never ever wash their hands, after having the blessing to touch it.
Beyond, doesn't Rafesh Federesh heal, disinfect, sanitize by positive thinking? or is that exclusive to Novaxx Covidovic?
 

Azure

Legend
When - recently
Why - coming to terms with reality.

Don't be supperrized if this is hix next one.



Actually this would give a more complete picture.

ROFL.

I hear Saboosh's vitalstatistix hit peak levels after he gotafix at the recent raid. The heavyweight champion continues to asstound everyone with his pragmatix approach towards peaking the curve, so to speak.
 

blablavla

Hall of Fame
Where can I buy a subscription of The Tennease Times?
I can sell it to you.
It's easy.
Just post here following information:
your real last name and first name
your real credit card number
month and expiry of your real credit card
CVV of your real credit card

and please don't check the transactions.
just patiently wait till the subscription will turn active
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster

Rafesh Federesh racket is a blessing. That wife and stringer should never ever wash their hands, after having the blessing to touch it.
Beyond, doesn't Rafesh Federesh heal, disinfect, sanitize by positive thinking? or is that exclusive to Novaxx Covidovic?
Az the fourum member dat haz Zoomed bye boath Yin (Sentipeed) anne Yang (Sabooshs) inn the poasting rankings lykes two seigh:

EWWW!

Inny more tull inn there rite mined nose two never geaux phull Sabooshs win trying two handel Hiz sticque.
 

blablavla

Hall of Fame
Az the fourum member dat haz Zoomed bye boath Yin (Sentipeed) anne Yang (Sabooshs) inn the poasting rankings lykes two seigh:

EWWW!

Inny more tull inn there rite mined nose two never geaux phull Sabooshs win trying two handel Hiz sticque.
can you please send me the encryption code? so I can translate back these characters?
I start developing an allergy, just like in case of @tennishabit postings...
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Saquuef's methane is an inexhaustible sustainable energy source, but the cost of input is high and results in global warming and deforestation. So Ms Thunberg is not clear on what her response should be.
On the other hand, Sureshs is neither inexhaustible (specially on a treadmill) nor sustainable (except perhaps by a crane certified to transfer large cetaceans into water tanks). Some people would say this is paradoxical. I just say it perplexes the fecal matter out of me.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
The Sureshs changing sides with his opponent. He was already at the net performing a drop volley on a baseline Tsitsipas, so it was a quick changeover without a break. Steal Food card was not active ... yet.
Sureshs' alpha male belly bump intimidates Tsitsipas who is not macho enough to look Sureshs way. Awsome mental games by Sureshs. He basically won that match when he undid his jock strap in the locker room.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
You are supposed to focus on Saboosh not those pretty gals smiling all around him, happy to be there.
By now they will be old and lonely and greying, but still waking up with a smile on their face remembering the day they sat behind Seweresh with all the benefits that being downwind of him bring.

But you will wake up old and lonely and greying one day, thinking of those gals who are by now old and gnarly with lines on their faces, in some old-age home surviving on dementia medication.
Senility is a defense mechanism against a**holes and an increasingly illogical world. I look forward to the day I won't remember what day of the week it is or what state I live in.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Very true. Nobody shuffles and waddles the way Sureshs does out there. It is a true prodigy of nature, and a testament to God's might that he created a creature of such outstanding talents as Surrsherer.
Hello -

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Please revert back with your login credentials for this secure messaging system so we can place you in the correct group based on the encryption algorithm of your Visual Breakfast 6.0 setting.

 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Hello -

I have reviewed and verified this poast for authenticity and want to invite you to Frisky Friday at the STC.

Please revert back with your login credentials for this secure messaging system so we can place you in the correct group based on the encryption algorithm of your Visual Breakfast 6.0 setting.

I agree that Sureshs swat smash volley is fantastic, but I think you have to go easy on the Photoshop. It's not like Sureshs needs to be enhanced, he is already fat the way he is without the Blobify plugin. The man doesn't have a gluten problem. Gluten has a Sureshs problem.

Is that from The Game of Porcelain Thrones DVD set? I accept your challenge.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
I agree that Sureshs swat smash volley is fantastic, but I think you have to go easy on the Photoshop. It's not like Sureshs needs to be enhanced, he is already fat the way he is without the Blobify plugin. The man doesn't have a gluten problem. Gluten has a Sureshs problem.

Is that from The Game of Porcelain Thrones DVD set? I accept your challenge.
Wow. No revert necessary. Wow.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
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Please revert back with your login credentials for this secure messaging system so we can place you in the correct group based on the encryption algorithm of your Visual Breakfast 6.0 setting.

Dat stallyun on the rite nose a knightmare win Hee seize won. Theigh could preauxdeuce offspring fa.s.ster than Secretariat if anne AYCE raid aweights at the finnish lyne.
 

Sudacafan

G.O.A.T.
The Sureshs changing sides with his opponent. He was already at the net performing a drop volley on a baseline Tsitsipas, so it was a quick changeover without a break. Steal Food card was not active ... yet.
Wait. Look at the scoreboard. Has Sarroosh changed the rules of tennis?
First quarter? Time count down? 0-0 starting with a tiebreaker in 12-11?
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
When I was younger I read a story on this secure messaging transmission system about Surrush beating DIV 3 female players by wide margins. These new pics of him working out with high level women brings me back to those days of Surooshian domination.
 

tennishabit

Hall of Fame
lololololol man, never being in a gym:?))............out of proportion, he n his gals need to zoom up a lot more to match up w/ the gym equipment:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D...................

use the top cross bar as a reference, man................~2.2m or even lower for shorties usually8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B8-B..............
 
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tennishabit

Hall of Fame
The Sureshs changing sides with his opponent. He was already at the net performing a drop volley on a baseline Tsitsipas, so it was a quick changeover without a break. Steal Food card was not active ... yet.
nice job, not bad at all man...............only need bit touch up fine finish to perfect the scene like dark shade under the shoes n around his legs etc:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D:-D......................
 
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