Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Wow. No words at all. Did Sureshs pay the ransom for JD in time, or are his foxtrotting days over?

Yah mate, I understand the trepidation in not wanting Sourashz Tennis Center team of professionals to teach you tennis. Stay on the Internet at 3.0. Posting instead of playing. But you will never get to men’s 4.0 doubles round robin level. For no money down and a very small payment you could get as good as an Internet tennis forum player.

Will you revert back? or will you dress Senti up in horrifically soiled second hand men’s lingerie?

Wow. Making the wrong decision could affect your future in tennis. Wow.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Yah mate, I understand the trepidation in not wanting Sourashz Tennis Center team of professionals to teach you tennis. Stay on the Internet at 3.0. Posting instead of playing. But you will never get to men’s 4.0 doubles round robin level. For no money down and a very small payment you could get as good as an Internet tennis forum player.

Will you revert back? or will you dress Senti up in horrifically soiled second hand men’s lingerie?

Wow. Making the wrong decision could affect your future in tennis. Wow.
Wow. Juiced wow!

Ewer knew pawn zee skeme know longer innvolves foeknee murrchandize. Innstead ewer naked inn the mittle uv the knight plié inncleweds mooching vyetull phinanchull data inn exchainge four bow gus tennis lesions frum street pfood vin doors inn Covid-riddled Bang Galore.

Have ewe know shayme???
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Look u wacky guy, there is no doubt that Senti will perform a morning chocolate release on the outer bank of Golden Pond. But I think he is destined for a higher purpose. A double down on random rocket sprays at midnight with roulette swijgin’ lounge performers in Macau.

Either way, we are all worried for Senti. But we will not pray for him until dinner is encrypted for delivery in the early dawn, in Frushing Meadows, GOATing 4.0 spider vein craigslist glory.
Wow.
Every night in my dreams I dream that Joel is singing the Titanic song ( "Every knight in my dreams, I see you I feel you"), outside Swooshes window and all the manly Indian men mowing their lawns nearby are wiping the tears streaming down their grimy faces with their sweaty sleeves, and then I wake up and wonder what if, just what if, Hallmark made a movie about Joel's undying love for Swishesh which became an all time hit surpassing that Winslet movie whose name I forget, and bringing tiers to the ayes if all elderly women all over the whirled and going down as the second greatest movie in the word after "Mother India", finally winning Dali the Academic Award for special facts and Visual Editing and allowing him to upgrade from the trial version of Photoshop to a registered one.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Wow.
Every night in my dreams I dream that Joel is singing the Titanic song ( "Every knight in my dreams, I see you I feel you"), outside Swooshes window and all the manly Indian men mowing their lawns nearby are wiping the tears streaming down their grimy faces with their sweaty sleeves, and then I wake up and wonder what if, just what if, Hallmark made a movie about Joel's undying love for Swishesh which became an all time hit surpassing that Winslet movie whose name I forget, and bringing tiers to the ayes if all elderly women all over the whirled and going down as the second greatest movie in the word after "Mother India", finally winning Dali the Academic Award for special facts and Visual Editing and allowing him to upgrade from the trial version of Photoshop to a registered one.
None of this changes the fact that Soulfresh would destroy u on clay.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Pocari Sweat: Inside the meteoric rise of Asia's answer to Gatorade - CNN

@Turbo-87 , can we get a new vid promoting Sabooshs drinking Poobari Sweat on a changeover before returning to the court for a perfect droop volleigh execution???
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Wee knead a pole abowt Sabooshs’ abelle itea two pa.s.s dis hear SIM card pell cog native exam:


Az a “over bye March 31” beeleaver, eye thinque Hee kneads two dew a Tawpless Twosdeigh sesshun whiff Uncle Donnie beefour Hee iz reddy two pa.s.s!
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Yah mate, I understand the trepidation in not wanting Sourashz Tennis Center team of professionals to teach you tennis. Stay on the Internet at 3.0. Posting instead of playing. But you will never get to men’s 4.0 doubles round robin level. For no money down and a very small payment you could get as good as an Internet tennis forum player.

Will you revert back? or will you dress Senti up in horrifically soiled second hand men’s lingerie?

Wow. Making the wrong decision could affect your future in tennis. Wow.
Did Batman ever reach a round Robin level? What? You are sick in the noggin, fella. It looks like Don JoelDaliote's brain humors finally dried up from staying up all night reading chivalry novels where Sureshs defeats much fitter opponents in his oblong custom-made shinning armor and then raids nearby inns for morsels and maidens' honor.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Natalia looks quite different.
I think she will report you strongly.
Natalia has professed her discuss for this dread in many occashuns, but she keeps coming back for moar. Methinks Sureshs' animal magnetism is aligning Natalia's affects towards his North pole and we are witnessing one of the most wonderful mysteries of nature.

 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Natalia has professed her discuss for this dread in many occashuns, but she keeps coming back for moar. Methinks Sureshs' animal magnetism is aligning Natalia's affects towards his North pole and we are witnessing one of the most wonderful mysteries of nature.

Wow.

My Rabbi said. As he reviewed your latest atrocities against Sassoush and Natalia.

We will pray for u.

No pray Senti.

Senti bad.

Senti smell.
 

Turbo-87

Hall of Fame
Is The Sureshs going to be adequately prepared for the US Openings later this year? I know he has been a key component of the Philadephia Freedoms in World Team Tennis and has dominated the Ultimate Tennis Showdown events. Is that enough? I guess the other ATP players have faced the paucity of events during the pandemic but I think the playing field is leveling a bit. The Sureshs is still my favorite at the Openings but it will be a tougher path for him.
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Is The Sureshs going to be adequately prepared for the US Openings later this year? I know he has been a key component of the Philadephia Freedoms in World Team Tennis and has dominated the Ultimate Tennis Showdown events. Is that enough? I guess the other ATP players have faced the paucity of events during the pandemic but I think the playing field is leveling a bit. The Sureshs is still my favorite at the Openings but it will be a tougher path for him.
The top prayers in the world understand the Sursh threat.
 
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