Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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natalia

Hall of Fame
You keep disparaging Chewritz but in reality his droop volley must be haunting your dreams, because you keep coming back for more.
Hold your horses, darling - if I keep coming back, it’s only hoping to help JD - and Tom, for that matter - to come back to their senses, for Roger’s sake!

So sad to witness these good people waxing lyrical about some ridiculous drool volley and such.... which is why I am reporting them - and all of you - for persistant insanity. Capish??
 

sureshs

Bionic Poster
Gulab jamuns in danger?



Indians are gearing up for the upcoming wedding season, but the Covid-19 pandemic has altered their world view about the big fat Indian wedding.

A majority of Indians surveyed by Jeevansathi, one of India’s largest matrimonial websites, have said that they will either host a small, intimate wedding or postpone it till the pandemic recedes. Only a handful still sees virtual weddings as a viable option.


The pandemic has also shifted the priorities of young couples looking to get married in the next few months. Instead of long guest lists and lavish food spreads, most of the 1,000 people surveyed between Aug. 20 and 31 have said that the proper sanitisation is their top priority. Currently, the Indian government has a cap of 50 guests for weddings, which is set to increase to 100 from Sept. 21.


 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Gulab jamuns in danger?



Indians are gearing up for the upcoming wedding season, but the Covid-19 pandemic has altered their world view about the big fat Indian wedding.

A majority of Indians surveyed by Jeevansathi, one of India’s largest matrimonial websites, have said that they will either host a small, intimate wedding or postpone it till the pandemic recedes. Only a handful still sees virtual weddings as a viable option.


The pandemic has also shifted the priorities of young couples looking to get married in the next few months. Instead of long guest lists and lavish food spreads, most of the 1,000 people surveyed between Aug. 20 and 31 have said that the proper sanitisation is their top priority. Currently, the Indian government has a cap of 50 guests for weddings, which is set to increase to 100 from Sept. 21.


I thought the Gulab Jamun entered the list of endangered species the day you were born.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Ewe shooed no. Ewe ver hiss prawk tallow jist wonce.
My mentor Dale Keighley literally introduced the Colonoscopy procedure in Ohio, but he couldn't bear introducing it to Sureshs, so he delegated, and I changed careers shortly thereafter. I used to think very Keighley of hymn, but no moar.

 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Hold your horses, darling - if I keep coming back, it’s only hoping to help JD - and Tom, for that matter - to come back to their senses, for Roger’s sake!

So sad to witness these good people waxing lyrical about some ridiculous drool volley and such.... which is why I am reporting them - and all of you - for persistant insanity. Capish??
Wait. Stop.

Have you even seen the drop volley?

What?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
My mentor Dale Keighley literally introduced the Colonoscopy procedure in Ohio, but he couldn't bear introducing it to Sureshs, so he delegated, and I changed careers shortly thereafter. I used to think very Keighley of hymn, but no moar.

Dr. Dale mooved to FL anne beecaim “The Beach Doctor.” Eye wondurr if hee ever treeted a beeched wail inn pinque anne green bacque inn the deigh win Sabooshs intertayned turistas at Orelandeau See Whirled.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
Hold your horses, darling - if I keep coming back, it’s only hoping to help JD - and Tom, for that matter - to come back to their senses, for Roger’s sake!

So sad to witness these good people waxing lyrical about some ridiculous drool volley and such.... which is why I am reporting them - and all of you - for persistant insanity. Capish??
I was going to like your poast because it has spunk, but I ultimately couldn't bring myself to condone your despise of Choorrutz.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Hold your horses, darling - if I keep coming back, it’s only hoping to help JD - and Tom, for that matter - to come back to their senses, for Roger’s sake!

So sad to witness these good people waxing lyrical about some ridiculous drool volley and such.... which is why I am reporting them - and all of you - for persistant insanity. Capish??
Eye donut knead know sayving butt DopeJelilah could ewese ewer hep. Hee stihl beeleaves inn the droop volleigh anne suppoarts Sabooshs eauver SexiRogi az the Savvier uv Tennys.
 

Azure

Legend
I have scene that journal's July of 2020 issue, and Sureshs was in the centerfold. They had to make it a 16 page spread to fit all his physiological attributes.
I used to get Sportstar magazine at home. They used to have a poster of a sports champion every fortnight. One fine day I stopped getting the magazine home, all of a sudden. I asked the delivery boy a year later when I saw him working now at the local gas station. He said he suffered a slip disk and was advised bed rest for a year when he carried the edition containing Saboosh's poaster. After several such reports the magazine stopped the poaster business.
 

Genious at Work

Hall of Fame
I used to get Sportstar magazine at home. They used to have a poster of a sports champion every fortnight. One fine day I stopped getting the magazine home, all of a sudden. I asked the delivery boy a year later when I saw him working now at the local gas station. He said he suffered a slip disk and was advised bed rest for a year when he carried the edition containing Saboosh's poaster. After several such reports the magazine stopped the poaster business.
Alright, I know there have been a lot of jokes made due to Sureshs's weight, but this all stems from a few GIFs taken from videos filmed during his water retention days. Back then Sureshs was holding more water than the Hoover Dam. Have you seen him recently? Right now he just looks like your average Sunday morning IHOP patron, nothing to write home about.
 

natalia

Hall of Fame
Rep
Eye donut knead know sayving butt DopeJelilah could ewese ewer hep. Hee stihl beeleaves inn the droop volleigh anne suppoarts Sabooshs eauver SexiRogi az the Savvier uv Tennys.
Reported for multiple reasons. JD is victim of some nasty magic - and you too.

Not to mention your orthograph crimes!
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I used to get Sportstar magazine at home. They used to have a poster of a sports champion every fortnight. One fine day I stopped getting the magazine home, all of a sudden. I asked the delivery boy a year later when I saw him working now at the local gas station. He said he suffered a slip disk and was advised bed rest for a year when he carried the edition containing Saboosh's poaster. After several such reports the magazine stopped the poaster business.
I also used to get Sportstar. I had pictures of runners on my walls back in my teens.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Alright, I know there have been a lot of jokes made due to Sureshs's weight, but this all stems from a few GIFs taken from videos filmed during his water retention days. Back then Sureshs was holding more water than the Hoover Dam. Have you seen him recently? Right now he just looks like your average Sunday morning IHOP patron, nothing to write home about.
Yeah, he was also holding more sodium than the dead sea. Ever since he threw out the salt shaker, he's been as ripped as Christian Bale in The Machinist.
 
sureshs: . "Tickle your ass with a feather?"
miffed woman: . "...w-what did you say?"
sureshs: . "Particularly nice weather!.."
chill woman: . "uh...ummm....why yes!!"



One of the many pickup lines by the original smooth-poob operator
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I have scene that journal's July of 2020 issue, and Sureshs was in the centerfold. They had to make it a 16 page spread to fit all his physiological attributes.
I was contemplating putting up that center spread on my living room wall but was warned that the cattle from the neighbouring farms would come breaking in, and I just painted my house five years ago for the cost of a sedan so I've kept that issue hidden in my basement.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
I used to get Sportstar magazine at home. They used to have a poster of a sports champion every fortnight. One fine day I stopped getting the magazine home, all of a sudden. I asked the delivery boy a year later when I saw him working now at the local gas station. He said he suffered a slip disk and was advised bed rest for a year when he carried the edition containing Saboosh's poaster. After several such reports the magazine stopped the poaster business.
Is it a coincidence or what that after carrying Saboosh posters, he took a job at a GAS station?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Alright, I know there have been a lot of jokes made due to Sureshs's weight, but this all stems from a few GIFs taken from videos filmed during his water retention days. Back then Sureshs was holding more water than the Hoover Dam. Have you seen him recently? Right now he just looks like your average Sunday morning IHOP patron, nothing to write home about.
Eye wuz oneduring y IHOPs reemahdulls innclued knew y durr inntrantzes.
 
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