Official Sureshs tribute thread

Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


  • Total voters
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JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
So you think I am epic?
This is a disgrace and an outrage.

A disgraceful outrage and an outrageous disgust.

Barrister Peter William is following up with my attorneys in Glasgow.

Your account is in jeopardy and your tennis game will suffer if u disparage Saroush just one more time.

Remember, Rusty was permanently banned after several successful lawsuits. Your fate is in the balance.

Choose top tier 4.0 tennis. Choose Sassoush.
 

Sudacafan

Talk Tennis Guru
I prefer the heavily censored version in which Sureshez eyes have a black rectangle over it to prevent recognition, which is available for general audiences and comes under the romance and family genre on IMDb with an 5.0 rating, and Elvis Presley called "so cheesy you could eat it".
Sharrush has the record area of black rectangles on private parts.
 
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Sudacafan

Talk Tennis Guru
The Indian remake of that movie has the star gaining weight like in "Gilbert Grape" stuffing himself with Hostess Twinkies all night unable to sleep till one day he can't step out of his house and thus loses his jawb and slips further into depression and eats even more Soan Papri and Dunkin's thanks to Amazon Fresh and Uber Eats and finally the front yard is full of Entenman's wrappers and no sunlight can come in, and the clothes are no longer fitting and so he wears a bedsheet wrapped around him and finally by the end of the movie a bulldozer and crane are called to rescue him and he has an arranged marriage with the grocer's daughter and they eat happily ever after.
Your post is overflown, I couldn’t set foot on it.
 

Sudacafan

Talk Tennis Guru
I think Senti has just become desensitized with the Internet and other ma.s.s Sureshs-delivery media. There is only so many times you can see the droop volley gif before crying enough is enough. Maybe you should axe Barrister John or some of your other imaginary friends if Sureshs wouldn't benefit from a little less exposure. Just for a few weeks, until demand for Sureshsian droppings and inspirational videos picks up.
Me understands that Shirrazh can’t be easily desanitized, let alone satanized.
 

Sudacafan

Talk Tennis Guru
This is a disgrace and an outrage.

A disgraceful outrage and an outrageous disgust.

Barrister Peter William is following up with my attorneys in Glasgow.

Your account is in jeopardy and your tennis game will suffer if u disparage Saroush just one more time.

Remember, Rusty was permanently banned after several successful lawsuits. Your fate is in the balance.

Choose top tier 4.0 tennis. Choose Sassoush.
My accountants in Sebastopol agree.
 

Sudacafan

Talk Tennis Guru
This is a disgrace and an outrage.

A disgraceful outrage and an outrageous disgust.

Barrister Peter William is following up with my attorneys in Glasgow.

Your account is in jeopardy and your tennis game will suffer if u disparage Saroush just one more time.

Remember, Rusty was permanently banned after several successful lawsuits. Your fate is in the balance.

Choose top tier 4.0 tennis. Choose Sassoush.
Choose Surrush. Choose life!
 

Azure

Legend
This is a disgrace and an outrage.

A disgraceful outrage and an outrageous disgust.

Barrister Peter William is following up with my attorneys in Glasgow.

Your account is in jeopardy and your tennis game will suffer if u disparage Saroush just one more time.

Remember, Rusty was permanently banned after several successful lawsuits. Your fate is in the balance.

Choose top tier 4.0 tennis. Choose Sassoush.
Why are you doing this to hymn? How much do you pay your a torn knees? What is ewer fait?
 

natalia

Hall of Fame
This is a disgrace and an outrage.

A disgraceful outrage and an outrageous disgust.

Barrister Peter William is following up with my attorneys in Glasgow.

Your account is in jeopardy and your tennis game will suffer if u disparage Saroush just one more time.

Remember, Rusty was permanently banned after several successful lawsuits. Your fate is in the balance.

Choose top tier 4.0 tennis. Choose Sassoush.
Poor thing you......
 

JoelDali

G.O.A.T.
Listening to U2, Achtung Baby


Yeah, I dreamed that I saw Dali
With a supermarket trolley
He was tryin' to throw his arms around a girl

...

And a woman needs a man
Like a fish needs a bicycle
When you're tryin' to throw your arms around the world...

Even better than the real thing?
Fooshresh is the top player at many country clubs in the Punjabi regional forest. But his main claim to fame is his elite training academy for top players of all shapes and lengths.
 
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