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Which t-shirt design is the better of the two?


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Ash Tennis

Professional
^^^Pleeze dew knot poe lute dis hear saycred threat whiff ewer junque, little buoy. Geaux aweigh now anne plié inn traffick.
Funny you say that because I just got in from playing roadkill: a game where you lay in the middle of the road and see if cars see you. Btw I think that cordaes crap is junk to. Never say that after party is bad tho. NEVER
 

Sudacafan

Talk Tennis Guru
Is this Dali at Topless Tuesday?
The STC has lost all data from Mr. J. Dali. His personal files were burnt in a fire some years ago,
Therefore we cannot confirm or deny any of his anthropometric data as age, gender (sex), location, shoe size, height, weight, ethnicity, tennis grips, medical records, etc., among others.
The only damages reported of said fire were his personal files kept in the HR Dept. archives, so this has been a very suspicious event, which is already being investigated for months by the Internal Audit Department, whose report is pending at this very moment.
As a result of that unfortunate event, the STC immediately implemented mandatory procedures by which all data and communications are exclusively managed through highly encrypted channels using secure passwords only, which users should not share and are obliged to change every 90 days.
 
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Azure

Legend
Azure ... a good buddy of mine, who briefly dabbled in psychology many years ago, told me that among those who partake of porn, some admit it while others don't. Well, at least the males. I can't speak about females because my faith requires me to abstain from the association of the opposite sex so I have little to no experience. Anyways the ones that do admit it, such as myself, earn a rather dubious reputation :D Otha!
You are a strange feller o_O
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Ewwww i would never have stall 2 next to the kitchen. Dumplings and dumps next to each other is a harrowing thought.
Butt just imagine if Stall 2 was on the opposite side of the house and Saboosh could not make it in time. That is even more harroworrifying.
 

Sentinel

Bionic Poster
Yep on the way to the STC - this is the bus that takes you from Fukushima in Punjabbar to the STC in less than 20 minutes.
The bus must run on methane. Nothing else could move that fast.
But those timings are only when Babbosh is not on board, right ?
 

Azure

Legend
THat's great news.

Now we just have to make sure that his data in the cloud is also burned to a crisp. Maybe a flash of lightning will do. I'll get Mampush in IT to go through the tape backups and delete all traces of Dali.
All valuable documents in the university were destroyed in the Nalanda fire. Recent research suggests that the night before the fire there was plenty of spicy food laid out for Saboosh. Now, whether these two events are correlated is still a subject that researchers are debating.
 

Azure

Legend
I once had a nightmare in which Saboosh got stuck in Dali's chimney and Dali called out for help to us all.

And all the king's horses and all the kings men could not push Saboosh up again.
This is a real incident that took place in the palace of Jaipur. The king does not celebrate Christmas to this day. The thought of Santa Claus coming down the very chimney reminds him of the devastation of his Arabian horses.
 

Sudacafan

Talk Tennis Guru
Azure ... a good buddy of mine, who briefly dabbled in psychology many years ago, told me that among those who partake of porn, some admit it while others don't. Well, at least the males. I can't speak about females because my faith requires me to abstain from the association of the opposite sex so I have little to no experience. Anyways the ones that do admit it, such as myself, earn a rather dubious reputation :D Otha!
Are you a Catholic priest?
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Eye have a 1R matchup at RG whiff SourFresh anne will bayke hymn tripple baguettes bcoz eye lyke hymn sew mutch anne Hee shood knot starve wile inn Gay Paree.
 

stringertom

Bionic Poster
Wow.
86 year old find her missing family after 73 year search.
Still cannot meet them.
DopeJelilah kneads two Reed dis hear tail uv two cuntrees. Hiz ghee o’graphee null edge wood improove.
 
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