Oomveelivabul. Does Sureshs craft the trophy on his own through the old Squat and Squeeze(TM) method?I'm surprised nobody is talking about Waste Management Suresh Open, the greatest show on grASS..
Fans in green cheering for Suresh.
I just want to say that who ever wrote the script for that news story deserves the Pulitzer already.Soureshs pleads naught gill tea and has an alibi. Besides, he would never dine and dash. The latter is impossible.
Interesting that many people are stepping up to pay the tab. Did not know people felt that strongly about this.
OAKDALE (CBS13) — Surveillance video taken at Oakdale’s House of Beef has spread far and wide on social media after a man stuck a steak in his pocket and walked out without paying.
Plenty of people are now stepping up, willing to pay for the meal after the customer bailed on his bill.
At the House of Beef, they give you a meal, you give them money. That’s how it works. But, this guy had another idea.
He could afford a suit, a cellphone, and a nice haircut, but he apparently did not want to give the restaurant one thin dime after ordering a Porterhouse steak, a lobster tail, and a 20 ounce beer.
The man ate the lobster, drank the beer, and then apparently smuggled the steak out without paying. Unfortunately for him, every move was caught on surveillance video.
This was no dine and dash, it was more of a wrap it up and walk out slowing. The restaurant’s management is angry, and they’re not alone.
Do customers have a beef with this guy? Do they have a bone to pick?
The odds of catching the steak bandit may be rare, but customers hope the law will “ketchup” with him.
“It’s absolutely infuriating. I can’t imagine being a business owner and having to deal with something like this. I just don’t understand it,” one customer said.
Owner Steve Medlen doesn’t understand it either.
“It’s not a monetary thing,” Medlen said. “It’s about what you do when it’s right. This type of person needs to be held accountable. "
Video of this crime really sizzled on social media. Now, people are reaching out from all over the country, wanting to do the right thing.
“I’ve been getting phone calls from Washington, Colorado — all over the place. People wanting to pay the bill and feeling sorry for us basically,” said server Cristina Ingram.
Management said those generous people are welcome at the House of Beef anytime, but for one beef thief…not so much.
According to the California Penal Code, it’s illegal to get food or any service from hotel or restaurant then intentionally leave without paying. Criminals can be fined up to $1,000 or sentenced to a year behind bars, depending on the value of what they stole.
Sadly, awl Vortexians have been deenyed knew srshsian footage, ahem, yardage uv the Technicolor Pachydermal Ballet anne mussed deepenned on Hiz verbal accounts uv Hiz knew tricks.
Years ago, mebbe durink the srshsian era hear inn Orelandeau, their wuz a joint cauled “Steak-Out.” Itt could have ben won uv srshs’ furst victims inn Hiz cereal restaurant killings.Inexcusable that the writer did not add "cops are on a steak-out for the dash and diner"...
And why have the cops not apprehended the steak felon? Video has gone viral. Somebody must know this beef thief.
Is he guilty for a streak of robberies? Does the USDA have a Speshul Agint in charge carrying out a steak out opereishun? The peepl wont to now moar.Inexcusable that the writer did not add "cops are on a steak-out for the dash and diner"...
And why have the cops not apprehended the steak felon? Video has gone viral. Somebody must know this beef thief.
The Gospels according to Gureshs?
First name Suresh?
His last name wood bee Bagelandahalf.
That guy has a big cucumber.Warning: The Soureshs videos contain subliminal messages. Psychological nudity.
That picture gives new meaning to the phrase "hitting a heavy ball."Warning: The Soureshs videos contain subliminal messages. Psychological nudity.
It depends on whether there’s free samosas on the other side of the net.There is a thread in the Tips section that asks whether the player can jump over the net.
Opinions?
Not this playa*. And that's a fact not an opinion !There is a thread in the Tips section that asks whether the player can jump over the net.
Opinions?
So when last did you visit that island ?
Are those air-bags on the side ?Warning: The Soureshs videos contain subliminal messages. Psychological nudity.
Enter all together? That's nasty!
Doesn't matter free or not as long as they are there.
Yes, it is epic and really slays.
If Shresh doesn't peigh for food, then it is considered free.
Apparently it does
Suresh aint my kinda epic though lol, wouldn't smoke to him
Not clear whom you are addressing since I have never ignored you and I am not magnificent. I take it you are referring to The Great Shooresh.
Ewww! That wood epically sleigh!Who is going to take the first picture of the Big Green, wrapped (only) in a tennis net?
That reminds me of an old joke I had read about three men talking about their fat wives...and one says that when he takes his wife's skirt to the laundry, the owner of the laundry sees him from afar and shouts out that they don't launder tents in there.
Is it @Genious at Work that is from that neck of the woods and claims endowment like a sequoia???You mean this isn't you ?
That reminds me of an old joke I had read about three men talking about their fat wives...and one says that when he takes his wife's skirt to the laundry, the owner of the laundry sees him from afar and shouts out that they don't launder tents in there.
Greenpeace wouldn't approve. Such shenanigans truly serve no porpoise.Who is going to take the first picture of the Big Green, wrapped (only) in a tennis net?
I have a modestly sized dictionary, but when inspired by Aphroditeshs my loquaciousness knows no limit. Sadly, I often must engage in soliloquy, and therefore face the unavoidable carpal tunnel syndrome that ensues thereafter.
Ware? Hee mussed bee a goast innstead uv a goat???
