Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sentinel]

I haven't a cloo what you gais are towking abuot.

I axed Raboof at the Suresh Tennis Center and she said she had no idea either. She then confided that Joel sits in the cafe trying to eat Jello with chopsticks. THey are trying to have his membership revoked since he is an embarrassment to the STC.

 

[Sentinel]

I pray for Tom. Not U or the Indian guy.

stop preying on me, jello.

 

[Sudacafan]

I pray for Tom. Not U or the Indian guy.

I believe that you are neglecting your duties, so you should practice the drop volley more.
You can’t lurk on 4.5 level pondicherries without due traynings. Or perhaps, did you find a way to improve only with prayer? I doubt this, as it’s not the Sureshsian Way of Doing Thyngs.

 

[stringertom]

Really ???
I thought it was only for hicks

There must be some large population of Clampett-style rags to riches that can afford whisky (Scotch) or whiskey (bourbon, Canadian, Irish and even Japanese) top shelf varieties that sell for hundreds of dollars per bottle.

 

[Sentinel]

The Sureshs live feed is neither feed nor live. I think he broke the camera. Worst $29.99 I've spent ever.

Is the sewretch live stream a stream ? Or is it scattered showers?

 

[Genious at Work]

Is the sewretch live stream a stream ? Or is it scattered showers?

More like a fava launch.

 

[Sentinel]

Only when he vacations in Venus. In Earth he is subject to gravytie like everybody else.

What when he weigh cations in that large gaseous planet?

 

[Genious at Work]

What when he weigh cations in that large gaseous planet?

Hee can't return to Mars because he clogged too many toilets and they put him in the Do Not Serve list.

Next he wants to colonize Uranus.

 

[dgold44]

There must be some large population of Clampett-style rags to riches that can afford whisky (Scotch) or whiskey (bourbon, Canadian, Irish and even Japanese) top shelf varieties that sell for hundreds of dollars per bottle.

I don’t drink except for White Russians or rum mixed drinks
Oddly I always hated beer and wine
If it’s fun ..I generally don’t like it

 

[dgold44]

If we had a contest who could survive with zero human interaction for just 1 yr ...I would win lol

 

[stringertom]

I don’t drink except for White Russians or rum mixed drinks
Oddly I always hated beer and wine
If it’s fun ..I generally don’t like it

White Russians? You’re the dudeAu!

 

[stringertom]

If we had a contest who could survive with zero human interaction for just 1 yr ...I would win lol

If you were in The Great Escape you would have been Hilts, played by Steve McQueen:

“Cooler!”

 

[dgold44]

If you were in The Great Escape you would have been Hilts, played by Steve McQueen:

“Cooler!”

I never saw that 70s movie

 

[stringertom]

I never saw that 70s movie

60’s movie. It’s a classic! Also features James Garner, Charles Bronson, Richard Attenborough, Donald Pleasance, James Coburn and David McCallum.

 

[JoelDali]

60’s movie. It’s a classic! Also features James Garner, Charles Bronson, Richard Attenborough, Donald Pleasance, James Coburn and David McCallum.

Do U think DGoald will accept suuurrshhh into his bosoms and return to 4.5 glory?

Pray for DGoald.

 

[Sentinel]

Is Ash Bharti an Indian?
@sureshs

 

[Sentinel]

Bharti Vs Ekta Vindaloosova

 

[Sudacafan]

No, I think that Barty is party in Arab.

 

[JoelDali]

No, I think that Barty is party in Arab.

Reported for threat derailment.

No surrishh = auto report algorithm

 

[Genious at Work]

Sureshs working on his "Nadal will win the Channel Slam again this year" thread as we speak. I just hoap he isn't done until after tomorrow.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Join us at the STC for this special two part seminar
Part I. "Did the drop volley precede the San Poobiego's Chili's Big Bang ?"
Part II. "The Moon. Is it really a part of Mars? Or a part of Uranus?"

With special guest asstrophysicists.

 

[Sentinel]

Next he wants to colonize Uranus.

Is that your gut feeling ?

 

[Genious at Work]

Is that your gut feeling ?

My gut feelink is that your assessment is inevitable. Concerning Saturn, does Uranus have rings?

 

[Sentinel]

My gut feelink is that your assessment is inevitable. Concerning Saturn, does Uranus have rings?

Maybe onion rings.

 

[Genious at Work]

Join us at the STC for this special two part seminar
Part I. "Did the drop volley precede the San Poobiego's Chili's Big Bang ?"
Part II. "The Moon. Is it really a part of Mars? Or a part of Uranus?"

With special guest asstrophysicists.

Both Marse and the Moon are parts of Sureshs. If you were stuck in pooblic transpottyation with him you would know.

Punchline: They are really the same part.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs working on his "Nadal will win the Channel Slam again this year" thread as we speak. I just hoap he isn't done until after tomorrow.

By "channel" does he mean his own elementary channel ? Are we going in circus ?

Or is Suri referring to the channels on his Apple TV ?

 

[Sentinel]

Both Marse and the Moon are parts of Sureshs. If you were stuck in pooblic transpottyation with him you would know.

Punchline: They are really the same part.

One shines and the other one seems a bit ruddy.

Am I being racist about his buns ?

 

[Genious at Work]

By "channel" does he mean his own elementary channel ? Are we going in circus ?

Or is Suri referring to the channels on his Apple TV ?

If you go into circus bring some extra peanuts or u might get trampled by Chewrimba.

 

[Genious at Work]

One shines and the other one seems a bit ruddy.

Am I being racist about his buns ?

U are being a poet. But bee cairfool not to go into the dark side of Sureshs's moon, as I hear there is radio silence there because people are so in awe of his trunk and are afraid to seigh anything.

 

[Sentinel]

If you go into circus bring some extra peanuts or u might get trampled by Chewrimba.

Chewbacca is no tramp.

Spoiler

 

[Genious at Work]

Chewbacca is no tramp.

Spoiler

Kerouac wrote a book just like this, but then again he didn't half Sureshs for a Moose.

 

[Sentinel]

U are being a poet. But bee cairfool not to go into the dark side of Sureshs's moon, as I hear there is radio silence there because people are so in awe of his trunk and are afraid to seigh anything.

silence ?
The deafening roar of methane production on the moons can be heard light years away. Maybe you are on the other side of the moons, so you can't hear the roooaaaar. The upwind side.

 

[stringertom]

Maybe onion rings.

Sabooshs dozen dew onyun wrings...Hee duz the hole Blooming Onyun then Hee iz outback laying transpacific cable...Hiz preferred mode uv communikashun.

 

[stringertom]

Sabooshs dozen dew onyun wrings...Hee duz the hole Blooming Onyun then Hee iz outback laying transpacific cable...Hiz preferred mode uv communikashun.

This practice leeds two commodikashun brakedown and the experts inn there Hazmat soots frum the San Poobiego Waist Treetmint Authority have two bee cauled inn.

 

[Sentinel]

This practice leeds two commodikashun brakedown and the experts inn there Hazmat soots frum the San Poobiego Waist Treetmint Authority have two bee cauled inn.

After watching Mike's video on diss guys, I am wondering if suresh could be a thin person made to look thick, a young man (or woman) made to look olde, and even an American made to look Indian. We will never know.
We can only imagine.

 

[stringertom]

After watching Mike's video on diss guys, I am wondering if suresh could be a thin person made to look thick, a young man (or woman) made to look olde, and even an American made to look Indian. We will never know.
We can only imagine.

Wut wood Sabooshs look lyke innsighed won uv those scaree Haus uv Mirrors uhmuzemint parque ryedes? Eye think Hee wood bee phat inn the head whiff pinsill thin legz butt an e-norm-us trunque that drags on the grownd aftur hymn.

 

[Genious at Work]

silence ?
The deafening roar of methane production on the moons can be heard light years away. Maybe you are on the other side of the moons, so you can't hear the roooaaaar. The upwind side.

Disgustink. I'm not reporting, but I will escalate with great merriment to Joel so he can do the kneadful.

 

[Genious at Work]

Sabooshs dozen dew onyun wrings...Hee duz the hole Blooming Onyun then Hee iz outback laying transpacific cable...Hiz preferred mode uv communikashun.

A Sureshs's Dozen aka a Baker's... I mean Plumber's Nightmare.

 

[Genious at Work]

Wut wood Sabooshs look lyke innsighed won uv those scaree Haus uv Mirrors uhmuzemint parque ryedes? Eye think Hee wood bee phat inn the head whiff pinsill thin legz butt an e-norm-us trunque that drags on the grownd aftur hymn.

Dey don't call im Mr. Plow for nuttink.

 

[Sentinel]

Wut wood Sabooshs look lyke innsighed won uv those scaree Haus uv Mirrors uhmuzemint parque ryedes? Eye think Hee wood bee phat inn the head whiff pinsill thin legz butt an e-norm-us trunque that drags on the grownd aftur hymn.

LMAO. Eye can onlee Emma gin.

 

[Sentinel]

Disgustink. I'm not reporting, but I will escalate with great merriment to Joel so he can do the kneadful.

Will you esco latte using an Anna logue communicajun cistern, or scend Pheidippides with a massage.

 

[russell]

Will you esco latte using an Anna logue communicajun cistern, or scend Pheidippides with a massage.

I axepact jebus will massage philipiddis to ascend and scent a joyous message at work.

 

[russell]

Will slopoosh cut j01lly up on the court and bring out and shoot Gamma RZR Bubba 137 rays in an open level tournament to bring home the victory to the STC a la Billie Jean King and bathe in Milan or will he pull a Greatest Hits on Bobby Riggs?

 

[Sudacafan]

Paraphraisin Sentinail, this thread is really a communication cistern.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs chewing his nails right now.

 

[Sentinel]

Paraphraisin Sentinail, this thread is really a communication cistern.

Chooritz needs your love right now, not sarcasm.

 

[Sudacafan]

Chooritz needs your love right now, not sarcasm.

I never thought Swrescht needed love.

 

[Genious at Work]

Will you esco latte using an Anna logue communicajun cistern, or scend Pheidippides with a massage.

Massage with a lot if final merriment.

 

[Genious at Work]

I never thought Swrescht needed love.

He moistly needs a Brittish governess in charge of the pantry and a treadmill, but he'll take wuv too.

 

[JoelDali]

Massage with a lot if final merriment.

Distaste and subtly suggestive XXX connotation. Reportable offense fo show. Satush is virile and very strong for the women who summon him for battle.

I am reaching out to the Cheef Maude right after my Sunday services.