Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sentinel]

If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?

from your blabberings it is clear that senile joel has infiltrated your brian seles.

no hoap or gulab jamuns for you. Only sterile Joal's puerile gifs. And impending penility.

 

[Sentinel]

Yes, beauty pageant kweens r nown fore there grate skillz upstares:

Day maik shorosh luk lyke a genie ass.

 

[Sentinel]

Has @Sentinel opened a company in Halle?

what does the last line of your image say.
Seems yuo were having some naughty chattings with dali during the match.

 

[russell]

from your blabberings it is clear that senile joel has infiltrated your brian seles.

no hoap or gulab jamuns for you. Only sterile Joal's puerile gifs. And impending penility.

I will not accept gulab jamuns under any circumstances, and give back to srhsrhs knowing how precious they are. I will only accept a desi gulab.

 

[Sentinel]

I will not accept gulab jamuns under any circumstances, and give back to srhsrhs knowing how precious they are. I will only accept a desi gulab.

Welcomme to STC.

 

[stringertom]

Day maik shorosh luk lyke a genie ass.

Dat wood bee a UUUGGGEEE bottle two cuntane Sabooshs!

 

[russell]

Yes, beauty pageant kweens r nown fore there grate skillz upstares:

But don't forget the skills down under.

 

[Sudacafan]

If you update your RSS web syndication feeds to feel the pulse inside the blobosphere in your district, you will learn that many top STC drilling instructors are following Hannah's journey on the reality show the batchloretta to see if Luke's love for Hannah is genuine and if he will make it to the final rose ceremony to face off against Jeb.

Will you be at this year's baccalaureate ceremony at the STC to listen to shourlishs sermon and do you have a desire to receive an honorary desi gulab or a gulab jamun from srosh to become an ambassador to the sport of Internet Tennis?

Welcomme to STC.

After explanations received, which I am not quite sure if I should thank for, I believe this place is entering its Decline & Fall phase.
I am more sad, sadder, than anybody here, or in my district.

 

[stringertom]

After explanations received, which I am not quite sure if I should thank for, I believe this place is entering its Decline & Fall phase.
I am more sad, sadder, than anybody here, or in my district.

Donut cry four Sabooshs, Argentine!

 

[JoelDali]

After explanations received, which I am not quite sure if I should thank for, I believe this place is entering its Decline & Fall phase.
I am more sad, sadder, than anybody here, or in my district.

It appears you are purposely avoiding a Summer STC Release with all of our 3.5 Indian friends.

Jeejo is sad. Sad for Latha too.

 

[Sudacafan]

It appears you are purposely avoiding a Summer STC Release with all of our 3.5 Indian friends.

Jeejo is sad. Sad for Latha too.

That’s impossible. We are approaching winter in my district.

 

[Sentinel]

I don't know watt this threat is coming to, but I no that Jolly is irresponsible for it.

this was once a jolly place, but Jolly ruined it.

 

[JoelDali]

That’s impossible. We are approaching winter in my district.

Please revert your intentions for the STC Summer Sauna Party back to this messaging apparatus before you break for dinner.

 

[Sudacafan]

Please revert your intentions for the STC Summer Sauna Party back to this messaging apparatus before you break for dinner.

Does the STC accept cigar smoking inside their Summer Sauna Party, provided such is held outdoors, due to regional weather and/or temperature conditions?

 

[stringertom]

That’s impossible. We are approaching winter in my district.

Their iz know seesonal chains inn the Sabooshsian district, aka The Vortex.

 

[JoelDali]

Their iz know seesonal chains inn the Sabooshsian district, aka The Vortex.

I prey that someday u will let go and let Srrrshhh.

Right now you are lost and cornfused.

Sad, very sad.

 

[Nostradamus]

this joeldeli ? I didn't know he was so young

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

"palate"

Oh dear Mother of God !!!!

?
'palate' applied or meant figuratively (as in 'possessing an ability to appreciate refined literature' i.e. you and stringertom) . : )

.

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

This is a clASSic case of evolution overdoing it.

Saboosh just walks around depositing his droppings as.s he walks. No knead for tales.

. .It's probably like the first 10 minutes of Saving Private Ryan. . . Either that or "hello La Brea tar pits"
.

 

[JoelDali]

this joeldeli ? I didn't know he was so young

Do u believe in Surrrrshhhh?

 

[Nostradamus]

Do u believe in Surrrrshhhh?

Suresh is fat. this guy drinking water is skinny and has billions in the swiss bank account. and he controls all the nukes around the world. you didn't know that did you ?

 

[JoelDali]

Suresh is fat. this guy drinking water is skinny and has billions in the swiss bank account. and he controls all the nukes around the world. you didn't know that did you ?

Would u be willing to spray some balls at the STC?

Please advice and revert back to this secure messaging platform.

 

[Dedans Penthouse]

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[stringertom]

I prey that someday u will let go and let Srrrshhh.

Right now you are lost and cornfused.

Sad, very sad.

Eye have ben Sabooshsed sew long dat Hee terns inny frowns upsighed down. Ewe r the sad phella inn the corn her gitting know attenshun.

 

[natalia]

this joeldeli ? I didn't know he was so young

It’s dAli - not dEli. Duh.

 

[Genious at Work]

Should I invest in Safroosherer's ballooning assets?

 

[JoelDali]

. .”hello La Brea tar pits"
.

I’ve been to those dangerous pits and to compare a top ranked Internet Champion to a Wooley mammoth or a big stinky tar pit is big disgust and seriously revolt.

I have contacted my partner attorneys in Milan for advise on next steps towards securing reparations for Saqueef and his famly.

 

[Genious at Work]

I can usually make it through a day without having to take a dump at work. But when it hits me, I like to go down to the media center because the handicapped stall in there is a dump-taking fortress.

I wandered over there and walk in...awful freaking smell hits me. Someone is in my stall. I don't want to leave because I've come too far, so I go into the able-bodied pooper and the smell gets even worse. I can't do it.

I leave and walk about 200 yards of hallways to the lounge whilst prairie dogging it. By the time I get there, I'm sweating my derriere off from pure exhaustion...I walk into the men's room and it's just a sink, a toilet, and a urinal on the wall.

Release the hounds.

Walk out, bundle of sticks marketing geek is waiting to use it, give him a nod, and he walked towards his impending death.

- from "Sureshs Confidential" (page 569)
.

More poignant (I mean pungent) than The Diary of Anna Frank and Beans.

 

[Nostradamus]

It’s dAli - not dEli. Duh.

I thought it was Deli since he likes to eat so much

 

[Genious at Work]

Suresh is fat. this guy drinking water is skinny and has billions in the swiss bank account. and he controls all the nukes around the world. you didn't know that did you ?

Sureshs is not fat, he is well rounded. And if u live within 100 miles radious of the San Poobiego epicentral shock wave u will sorely lament ur remark about the nukes.

 

[Genious at Work]

I thought it was Deli since he likes to eat so much

How would u know about Suresh's metabolism? Are u a doctor or have you been investigating the Sureshsian gastrointestinal highway?

 

[Sudacafan]

It’s dAli - not dEli. Duh.

It is considered bad manners to spell names in the same way every time we write them in this thread, as Ssrrsshhh or Delhi Jewel himself may certify.

 

[Sudacafan]

I’ve been to those dangerous pits and to compare a top ranked Internet Champion to a Wooley mammoth or a big stinky tar pit is big disgust and seriously revolt.

I have contacted my partner attorneys in Milan for advise on next steps towards securing reparations for Saqueef and his famly.

I see that you live in constant disgust, revolt and even sadness. I think you should increase your release frequency between shifts, or demand the vacation weeks they owe you at the STC. Please consult with your attorneys and let me know at your earliest reversion.

 

[JoelDali]

I see that you live in constant disgust, revolt and even sadness. I think you should increase your release frequency between shifts, or demand the vacation weeks they owe you at the STC. Please consult with your attorneys and let me know at your earliest reversion.

 

[Sudacafan]

OK, pls call Jeejo and Latha for the after supper mixed 4.0 doubles.

 

[Power Player]

I was at the stc tonight and threatened to report two patrons who engaged in a public chocolate suprise release right upon court 12, which happens to be my favorite spray station.

Instead of reporting, i let go and let srrubloosh. As a trickle of cortex ran down my leg, i felt inner peace like i had never felt before. I channeled that energy towards tom and hope that one day he can tell us that he too believes in a complete and public sureshian spray surprise.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Suresh is fat.

You wish to get in the ring with Soureshs?

 

[donquijote]

What's the best strategy to be able to beat Suresh?

Spoiler: -IMO-

Show up

 

[russell]

Suresh is fat. this guy drinking water is skinny and has billions in the swiss bank account. and he controls all the nukes around the world. you didn't know that did you ?

I have an important match on Friday and would like to deploy a drop volley to my opponent. Do you think I should string my basalt staff with Kirschbaum Pro Line II or Spiky Shark to get the win?

 

[JoelDali]

I have an important match on Friday and would like to deploy a drop volley to my opponent. Do you think I should string my basalt staff with Kirschbaum Pro Line II or Spiky Shark to get the win?

The sun is rising now, pinkish green tones are lighting up the sky, and I am preying for you that the drop volley provides a stimulating and peaceful elixir secretion upon your opponent, leading u to victory achieving 3.5 Flex League immortality.

 

[Sudacafan]

I have an important match on Friday and would like to deploy a drop volley to my opponent. Do you think I should string my basalt staff with Kirschbaum Pro Line II or Spiky Shark to get the win?

Please send pics if possible to this virus-free messaging cistern.

 

[Sudacafan]

You wish to get in the ring with Soureshs?

Emphatically repoarted

 

[JoelDali]

Emphatically repoarted

Discussed and reported with bash scripting process.

 

[JoelDali]

Please send pics if possible to this virus-free messaging cistern.

Have u accepted Srrrushhh and invited him to inhabit inside of your bosoms?

Someday u will reach a champion level but only if you get to know the drop volley.

 

[Sentinel]

Have u accepted Srrrushhh and invited him to inhabit inside of your bosoms?

Someday u will reach a champion level but only if you get to know the drop volley.

Spoiler

 

[JoelDali]

Spoiler

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs is not fat, he is well rounded. And if u live within 100 miles radious of the San Poobiego epicentral shock wave u will sorely lament ur remark about the nukes.

Have you ever been to that planet Dune ? Dune is not a reference to SHarhoosh btw.
San Poobiego reminded me of the sandworms in Dune. And also when I visited Surassic Park and those huge TRex's were approaching and the ground was shaking.
Dali is that guy sitting on the portapotty who got picked up by the t-rex

So sad for Dali. But he disserved it for constant bulleeing.

 

[Sentinel]

Discussed and reported with bash scripting process.

this script needs to be converted from bash to python. I don;t think this is even Pawsex complaint.
Gonna crash all ova the place.

 

[Sentinel]

You wish to get in the ring with Soureshs?

I dowt shroutsh can do so many push-ups.

His wait distribution won't allow his midsuction to get off the growned.

 

[Sentinel]

I have an important match on Friday and would like to deploy a drop volley to my opponent. Do you think I should string my basalt staff with Kirschbaum Pro Line II or Spiky Shark to get the win?

Have the ambulance on standby please.

Have sum mercy on the spectators, especially children. You are awear that the drop volley carries harmful radiation, I hoap.

But if your match is in N Korea then by all means go ahead and deploy all you want.