Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sudacafan]

My “like” finger just twitched.

Here’s sum soft core tennis porn az a reward four ewe:

Which one would your “like finger” be?

 

[stringertom]

Which one would your “like finger” be?

Inny won butt the middle won...eye save that four hour Ma.s.ster.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Sourechs has already stated that he will not award any likes until TTW allows him to like his own posts.

We all dream of possessing that Soureshian self-like power.

 

[stringertom]

We all would like to have that Soureshian power.

 

[stringertom]

Sourechs has already stated that he will not award any likes until TTW allows him to like his own posts.

 

[Azure]

Sureshs never gave a like to anyone, so the administrators bend to his practices by removing the option for anyone else.

@stringertom, Jolly was awarded the PooLitzer prize for this gutwrenching visual document showing that there are creatures out there that defy human explanation.

#IWantToBellyeve

We all dream of possessing that Soureshian self-like power.

Haha (all funny posts but I can't reply with the same smiley to posts individually)

 

[Bartelby]

I never saw him refuse a like, so that was an option he did not either take or even state a preference for.

Sourechs has already stated that he will not award any likes until TTW allows him to like his own posts.

 

[Sudacafan]

I never saw him refuse a like, so that was an option he did not either take or even state a preference for.

Good. Your post made me see that we should reinstate likes only if it is possible to accept or reject them.

 

[Tennease]

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[Deleted member 744633]

If the Like buttons never existed would u still believe in the Spray?

Otha tevdiya payale Dali ... spray from the Niagara or from Viagra? Please clarify.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

My main interest is the Drop Volley(TM), the reason why I came here in the first place.

Pichakaara payale Sudaca ... everyone has unique interests. Like my buddy who has a festish for cream pies. I'm not into those kind of things but this @JoelDali guy has my imagination working overtime with his trick questions.

 

[JoelDali]

Otha tevdiya payale Dali ... spray from the Niagara or from Viagra? Please clarify.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

@Sentinel don't take Sunny's words lying down. Show him what you are made of.

Dei pakathu voodu maami okkaravane ... @Sentinel is one of a kind, just as you are. But let me remind you lest you misread my intentions ... I'm a lover not a fighter!

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Otha, brilliant! LOL!

 

[Sentinel]

@Sudacafan , @Raul_SJ, @sureshs @Sentinel and anyone I may have missed. You have all made interesting points worth considering.

Now so far as the language is concerned, Herr Sentinel has brought up a great point. I would like to agree with him but I'm not sure. Are spirituality and the use of profanity mutually exclusive? Please advise.

What is the point of sattvic food if your mind is tamasic?

 

[Sentinel]

Otha Lavade-ka-baal Sentinel ... what have words got to do with spirituality. All the scriptures of the world say we are not this body, we are spirit soul. Material words have no effect on the soul

True but at this point you identify with the body not the spirit or soul.
So your saying I am the soul is not true. You are still living the life of a body ignoring your soul completely.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

True but at this point you identify with the body not the spirit or soul.
So your saying I am the soul is not true. You are still living the life of a body ignoring your soul completely.

Brilliantly stated, Herr Sentinel! Fully agreed

 

[Deleted member 744633]

What is the point of sattvic food if your mind is tamasic?

Food is physical but the mind is meta-physical so the 2 cannot be related, or can they? The Vedic scriptures recommend a vegetarian diet so there is perhaps some connection.

 

[Power Player]

I dont miss the like. It is lazy. I prefer to drive to your house and wait patiently all night until you are headed to work before approaching and giving you a deep and powerful release encouraging hug before telling you personally how much I enjoyed your poast.

I am outside Senteezes home right now.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Ali Baba, holy men do not curse!!

 

[Sentinel]

I dont miss the like. It is lazy. I prefer to drive to your house and wait patiently all night until you are headed to work before approaching and giving you a deep and powerful release encouraging hug before telling you personally how much I enjoyed your poast.

I am outside Senteezes home right now.

Ring the bell at the gate in case the security staff are not already with you. Don't let their assault rifles scare you. They will park your car outside and drive you to the house.

I've put some coffee on and we are warming the Boston cream pie.

It's rained heavily last night so the courts on the backside are wet. But we can laze in the pool with tequilas till @JoelDali joins us.

 

[Sentinel]

Ali Baba, holy men do not curse!!

There was one pretty famous one who was filmed using the most shocking language to a large crowd of followers. He had an airconditioned box just for himself while his followers were wiping their sweat off. Probably waited hours for him to arrive.

I am sure I could remember his name if I tried but i don't want to stain my mind with his name.
oh noes, i did.

disturbing ...

Spoiler

Asaram Believed Raping Girls Not a Sin For 'Brahmgyani' Like Him, Follower Told Court

Rahul K Sachar, an Asaram's follower, deposed before the court that he had seen Asaram molesting girls in his ashrams in 2003 in Pushkar (Rajasthan), Bhiwani (Haryana) and Ahmedabad (Gujarat).

www.news18.com

 

[Sentinel]

Food is physical but the mind is meta-physical so the 2 cannot be related, or can they? The Vedic scriptures recommend a vegetarian diet so there is perhaps some connection.

IMO the purpose of the sattvic diet is that the mind can be aware but relatively free of thoughts.

Rajasic food causes a lot of thoughts, tamasic food makes the mind dull reducing awareness.

 

[Sentinel]

Dei pakathu voodu maami okkaravane ... @Sentinel is one of a kind, just as you are. But let me remind you lest you misread my intentions ... I'm a lover not a fighter!

You are a married dude with grown up children so stop pretending to be a James Bond or Marat Safin.

You are Indian which means your wife orders you around the house, but pretends to be meek and submissive in front of friends.

 

[JoelDali]

I've put some cream heavily on the backside wet.

This is why the Maude deletes your posts.

This is so disgust.

 

[Sentinel]

Every time these silly alarms go off (rain, accidental touching) my dogs start making the funniest sounds. I don't know if they are in pain or they are mimicking the sounds.

 

[Sentinel]

This is why the Maude deletes your posts.

This is so disgust.

I feel crippled without the LIKE button, even more so after they added the LOVE and HAHA and WOW options.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs never gave a like to anyone, so the administrators bend to his practices by removing the option for anyone else.

Souresh also never tipped anyone.
Maybe one day tipping will be banned.

 

[Sentinel]

Finding the right guru is a lifetime's search. We found Resh by means of great good karma.

I used to tip weighters generously, which helped me accumulate enough korma to discover souresh and his teachings.

 

[Sentinel]

Do you have any idea about the contributions of Sadguru or Sri Sri Ravishankar? Sorry, but your comment reeks of ignorance!

Do tell us. I'd like to know.

 

[Sentinel]

Here you are criticizing these people but I haven't seen you make a single remark about the many folks that want their congregations to pay for a personal jet to 'propagate the Lord's message'

Who are these people you refer to ?

So if i haven;t heard of one person I cannot criticise another ?

 

[Sentinel]

If the Like buttons never existed would u still believe in the Spray?

Do you think they are testing out a SPRAY button ?

 

[Sentinel]

Looks like @Sentinel just screwed @Sunny Ali LOL

Please.
This is family forum.

Mined your tong.

 

[megamind]

Please.
This is family forum.

Mined your tong.

In another thread, the great Sareshi sayyy u don't play toonis

so I got um question

r u here on ttw, for toonis discussion or only for the great Sareshi?

 

[stringertom]

Otha tevdiya payale Dali ... spray from the Niagara or from Viagra? Please clarify.

The Spray iz wut this guy duz on the tennis court:

Itt iz hour reesun four beeing hear.

 

[megamind]

@stringertom, Jolly was awarded the PooLitzer prize for this gutwrenching visual document showing that there are creatures out there that defy human explanation.

#IWantToBellyeve

is u telling me that sarashi is big foot?

 

[stringertom]

Ring the bell at the gate in case the security staff are not already with you. Don't let their assault rifles scare you. They will park your car outside and drive you to the house.

I've put some coffee on and we are warming the Boston cream pie.

It's rained heavily last night so the courts on the backside are wet. But we can laze in the pool with tequilas till @JoelDali joins us.

 

[stringertom]

is u telling me that sarashi is big foot?

Yes, Yetireshs.

 

[Raul_SJ]

I feel crippled without the LIKE button, even more so after they added the LOVE and HAHA and WOW options.

Fortunately, those in the vortex have no need for like buttons as we can telepathically feel the warmth and love that oozes from every poast in this tread.
Sad for the udders who cannot experience this.

 

[megamind]

I feel crippled without the LIKE button, even more so after they added the LOVE and HAHA and WOW options.

ohhh, I thought maybe something was wrong with my account

why did they take it away?!

 

[Raul_SJ]

There was one pretty famous one who was filmed using the most shocking language to a large crowd of followers. He had an airconditioned box just for himself while his followers were wiping their sweat off. Probably waited hours for him to arrive.

I have never observed such things. Holy Men almost invariably speak very politely. Can't imagine anyone waiting for hours in the heat for their holy leader to curse at them.
They can stay at home and get that from their wives.

 

[Raul_SJ]

ohhh, I thought maybe something was wrong with my account

why did they take it away?!

I contacted Saroosh in Bangalore about this problem. He said that you should revert back with your Browser version and OS and any anti-virus you are running.

 

[Genious at Work]

is u telling me that sarashi is big foot?

There are supernatural forces that defy explanation. Have u seen the "Drop Volley"?

 

[Sentinel]

ohhh, I thought maybe something was wrong with my account

why did they take it away?!

I hoap they won't take Suresh aweigh.

Or Dali.

 

[Genious at Work]

Thanks four shairing the montage four @Sunny Ali ‘s viewing. Now hee mite beeleave inn Darwinism.

Sureshs defies Darwinism. He is far too advanced to neatly fit within the steady chain of common evolution. His great talents and physical gifts can only be explained as a fortuitous mootation. Sureshs is an X-Mammal.

 

[Sentinel]

I have never observed such things. Holy Men almost invariably speak very politely. Can't imagine anyone waiting for hours in the heat for their holy leader to curse at them.
They can stay at home and get that from their wives.

Seems he is behind bars now. But I am sure he can pay his way out.

Same allegations happened with another on a couple years back. Molestation and ra*pe accusations. Thousands of his followers protested and went violent, burned police vans etc. Unbelievable how people can be.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs defies Darwinism. He is far too advanced to neatly fit within the steady chain of common evolution. His great talents and physical gifts can only be explained as a fortuitous mootation. Sureshs is an X-Mammal.

Could sharoosh be genetically modified ??? Could he be a GMO ??

 

[Genious at Work]

I hoap they won't take Suresh aweigh.

Or Dali.

Who wood half the hurt to tick a weigh Gufrish from Daley? Abhor!

That would be like taking Cheeta away from Tarzan. No Weigh, Hosier!

 

[Genious at Work]

I have never observed such things. Holy Men almost invariably speak very politely. Can't imagine anyone waiting for hours in the heat for their holy leader to curse at them.
They can stay at home and get that from their wives.

Sureshs is a Holey Man and that's why he never curses. He is too busy sticking food into his hole or releasing Bad Karma from his other hole to punish the Unbellyevers.

 

[stringertom]

Sureshs defies Darwinism. He is far too advanced to neatly fit within the steady chain of common evolution. His great talents and physical gifts can only be explained as a fortuitous mootation. Sureshs is an X-Mammal.

Could sharoosh be genetically modified ??? A GMO ??

Who wood half the hurt to tick a weigh Gufrish from Daley? Abhor!

That would be like taking Cheeta away from Tarzan. No Weigh, Hosier!