Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sudacafan]

Do you stand against brat wurst taummie? If so, I cannot accept this and will fight for taummie to espeirence a Pieceful Sureshsian Release(TM).

I think you should stand up and don’t let your Brother Joel control your mind.
Please unrevert him out of your life b4 it’s 2 late.

 

[Genious at Work]

STC rejoice! Gunneswaranreshs won his 1R match at Winston-Salem. He was smoking hot!

One time I ate too much Mexican Food and then watched Sureshs' volley too many times and I almost got dung cancer.

 

[Genious at Work]

"Let the one with understanding reckon the meaning of the number of the green beast, for it is the number of a man. His number is 666."
-- The Book Of Revelation. Chapter 13.

 

[Genious at Work]

Did your maid recover ? Is she stable or still critical ?

Moral: never let geaux a suroosh inside a house, and never within 20 feet of a living creature.

 

[Genious at Work]

Iff eye let geaux a suroosh owtsighed my gra.s.s will grow betterer butt mye nabors will complane.

 

[Genious at Work]

Who gives enough of a dam about Latha to infiltrate the Kaspsureshsky End User Support Centre as a persian and junior associate analyst named Hari Balikrishnamajamun to find and reunite Latha with Jeejo at the STC?

 

[Genious at Work]

Hi JollyDolly!

 

[Genious at Work]

U doan believe in Sazoush or the spray. That is a toxic brew of failure. I will consider praying for u after my shift.

 

[Genious at Work]

Is Latha a Lolita?
I am really worried about STC morality.

 

[Genious at Work]

The deprecation of Likes is causing the end of Sureshvilization as we know it.

 

[Turbo-87]

I think they are secretly developing sureshemojis. Problems with number of pixels.

 

[Sudacafan]

The deprecation of Likes is causing the end of Sureshvilization as we know it.

Yes. People are not seeing beyond their noses.
I feel like I am talking about global warming.

 

[russell]

I think you should stand up and don’t let your Brother Joel control your mind.
Please unrevert him out of your life b4 it’s 2 late.

Eeyore reaction score is dropping right this instant if you look at the scorebored. Everyone in this very threat is an integral part of a trend woven virtual bassault matrix such that if you abjure even the most minuscule particle bit from the whole, the borrow checker will catch you and subtract those bits from eeyore score.

 

[Sudacafan]

I think they are secretly developing sureshemojis. Problems with number of pixels.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

did u hit it (like butan), is it true, is it bullschildt, did you not hit eet, did you naaaaught? oh hi taummie!

Whoever this guy is, he has a serene look but cannot match this guy-

 

[stringertom]

 

[Turbo-87]

Pulled this off my letterbox VHS copy today. I had to slow it down a little since the human eye can't track the ball easily.

 

[stringertom]

"Thomas Wiseau is a European-American actor and filmmaker, best known for writing, producing, directing, and starring in the 2003 film The Room, which has been described by many critics as one of the worst movies ever made."

:
Wait till the Soureshs movie is released to theatres.

Too different Sabooshs biopics r underweigh whiff Antoine Fuqua abandoning the Kurosawa/Sturges The Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven plots for his sequel called The Magnificent Ate (can’t have a ca.s.st that big on screen dew two phisheye lenses limitations) and Tarantino iz rushing two catch up whiff hiz spinoff cawled Once Upon A Thyme Inn Bollywood ware a junger Sabooshs gits highered two bee Sunny Deol’s stuntman. Shood bee epick!!!

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Pulled this off my letterbox VHS copy today. I had to slow it down a little since the human eye can't track the ball easily.

Otha, is that Suresh in the geeen shirt or is this simply a video that Suresh made?

If it is Suresh, he needs to lose some weight.

 

[Turbo-87]

It is The Sureshs. It is in widescreen for your convenience. If compressed for 4:3 aspect ratio he looks 8.5 feet tall.

 

[stringertom]

Otha, is that Suresh in the geeen shirt or is this simply a video that Suresh made?

If it is Suresh, he needs to lose some weight.

Hee wood knot bee Sabooshs whiffowt Hiz infiniti sighs waste.

 

[SaintPetros]

Otha, is that Suresh in the geeen shirt or is this simply a video that Suresh made?

If it is Suresh, he needs to lose some weight.

Its one of many forms Sureshs manifests himself as to put mortals at ease.

 

[JoelDali]

It appears u don’t believe in Sireshssz ascension to 4.5 Glory.

Sad.

Sad for Senti’s butt knuckle.

 

[Genious at Work]

It appears u don’t believe in Sireshssz ascension to 4.5 Glory.

Sad.

Sad for Senti’s butt knuckle.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Hee wood knot bee Sabooshs whiffowt Hiz infiniti sighs waste.

LOL X 10,000

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Its one of many forms Sureshs manifests himself as to put mortals at ease.

Otha, coke (the drinking kind) all over my screen!

 

[guanzishou]

Why isn't sureshs condoning the use of the latest Apple product?

He'd rather wear that thing on other body part.

 

[Raul_SJ]

Otha, is that Suresh in the geeen shirt or is this simply a video that Suresh made?

If it is Suresh, he needs to lose some weight.

Donut bee fooled Ali Baba. The camera adds 20 pounds.
And several cameras were used.

 

[Genious at Work]

Don't be fooled Ali Baba. The camera adds 20 pounds.
And several cameras were used.

 

[stringertom]

Why isn't sureshs condoming the use of the latest Apple product?

ISWYDT

 

[stringertom]

He'd rather wear that thing on other body part.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Donut bee fooled Ali Baba. The camera adds 20 pounds.
And several cameras were used.

ROFL X 10,000, Raul! Brilliant!

 

[Deleted member 744633]

It appears u don’t believe in Sireshssz ascension to 4.5 Glory.

Sad.

Sad for Senti’s butt knuckle.

LOL, Senti's butt knuckle? Otha, what is that thing? Never heard of it.

 

[stringertom]

LOL, Senti's butt knuckle? Otha, what is that thing? Never heard of it.

JollyDolly lurns awl theze keenky turms frum hiz thyme whiff Grindr friends.

 

[JoelDali]

LOL, Senti's butt knuckle? Otha, what is that thing? Never heard of it.

 

[Sudacafan]

RIP Like Button Elimination threads. After all of them merged (I contributed with two).
I am seeking asylum in this thread, until I am deported. À la Assange.

 

[Azure]

Is this how Senti's butt looks? Butt butt butt.... Oh never mind.

 

[Sentinel]

One time I ate too much Mexican Food and then watched Sureshs' volley too many times and I almost got dung cancer.

LMAO.

Pulled this off my letterbox VHS copy today. I had to slow it down a little since the human eye can't track the ball easily.

Epick.

Too different Sabooshs biopics r underweigh whiff Antoine Fuqua abandoning the Kurosawa/Sturges The Seven Samurai/The Magnificent Seven plots for his sequel called The Magnificent Ate (can’t have a ca.s.st that big on screen dew two phisheye lenses limitations) and Tarantino iz rushing two catch up whiff hiz spinoff cawled Once Upon A Thyme Inn Bollywood ware a junger Sabooshs gits highered two bee Sunny Deol’s stuntman. Shood bee epick!!!

LOL

Epick !!!

Sad for Senti’s butt knuckle.

what on earth is that ? Waiting for your reply so i can report you asap.

 

[Sentinel]

ISWYDT

LOLLLL

 

[stringertom]

One time I ate too much Mexican Food and then watched Sureshs' volley too many times and I almost got dung cancer.

Wood maik four a very fa.s.st dung court serf ace.

 

[Sentinel]

Wood maik four a very fa.s.st dung court serf ace.

If its malignant, it will spread all over the court by itself.

 

[Sentinel]

Heavy rains and floods all over India. Flood alert in Delhi too, Yamuna river crosses danger mark... people in low lying areas being evacuated.

 

[stringertom]

Heavy rains and floods all over India. Flood alert in Delhi too, Yamuna river crosses danger mark... people in low lying areas being evacuated.

Raining in Hong Kong as a quarter of the population gathered for another weekend of protests against a planned Sureshejira to their beautiful city.

 

[JoelDali]

Heavy rains and floods all over India. Flood alert in Delhi too, Yamuna river crosses danger mark... people in low lying areas being evacuated.

Perhaps this is the perfect time to accept Sarooshula is the top champion in your village.

 

[Sudacafan]

Heavy rains and floods all over India. Flood alert in Delhi too, Yamuna river crosses danger mark... people in low lying areas being evacuated.

According to Surroush’s procedures and techniques, low lying evacuation is encouraged.

 

[russell]

Perhaps this is the perfect time to accept Sarooshula is the top champion in your village.

I heard talks about an Anna Wintour Winter Collection Collaboration coming into fruition that will will exclusively feature the Swarooshian Hook Shot in time for the ascension into the nationals: are the rumors true?

 

[Raul_SJ]

RIP Like Button Elimination threads. After all of them merged (I contributed with two).
I am seeking asylum in this thread, until I am deported. À la Assange.

What is the point of displaying a user's "reaction score" if a user can no longer add to his score?
Are there other ways of bumping reaction score besides the likey button? Please revert back to this secure encrypted messaging system.
Join us at the STC Seminar: "How to love without the like."

 

[Sentinel]

What is the point of displaying a user's "reaction score" if a user can no longer add to his score?
Are there other ways of bumping reaction score besides the likey button? Please revert back to this secure encrypted messaging system.
Join us at the STC Seminar: "How to love without the like."

I think they just told someone to remove the like button from the post page. THey have probably not (yet) removed it from other places like the profile page. I guess they will do that soon.

 

[Tennease]

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