Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sentinel]

I heard talks about an Anna Wintour Winter Collection Collaboration coming into fruition that will will exclusively feature the Swarooshian Hook Shot in time for the ascension into the nationals: are the rumors true?

I heard him say he is planning to retire while he is on top.
I don't know whether he meant top of the tour or on top of Jolly Wintour.

 

[Sentinel]

According to Surroush’s procedures and techniques, low lying evacuation is encouraged.

If my hacienda gets flooded, will suresh come in his helicopter and rescue me and my dogs ?

I don;t care if my Rolls Royces and retinue of servants drown. With Suresh on board there won't be space for any one else.

 

[Sentinel]

Raining in Hong Kong as a quarter of the population gathered for another weekend of protests against a planned Sureshejira to their beautiful city.

Maybe they are all crying out for a Sureshsian Surprise Chocolate Fudge Release(TM).

Should we send Mr Dollee there to give free liaisons to one and all.

 

[Sentinel]

According to Surroush’s procedures and techniques, low lying evacuation is encouraged.

Tis one weak before the USO and suresh is lying low ?

Evacuation is certainly encourage, a clearance always feels great.

 

[Sentinel]

Perhaps this is the perfect time to accept Sarooshula is the top champion in your village.

Even the neighbouring villages are clamouring and crying for the right to let go and let srrrsshh.
They are even willing to join the European Union and allow the US to have an air-base just to be able to let srrrsh. What exciting times we live in !!

 

[Sudacafan]

If my hacienda gets flooded, will suresh come in his helicopter and rescue me and my dogs ?

I don;t care if my Rolls Royces and retinue of servants drown. With Suresh on board there won't be space for any one else.

Please be sensible. Who can possibly imagine any artifact detach itself from Earth loaded with a Soorrash mass?
Hope your hacienda, Rolls Royces and servants increase their trading values in the open markets.

 

[Sudacafan]

What is the point of displaying a user's "reaction score" if a user can no longer add to his score?
Are there other ways of bumping reaction score besides the likey button? Please revert back to this secure encrypted messaging system.
Join us at the STC Seminar: "How to love without the like."

Time to write a ticket to execute a like backup request?

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Otha Koodi ka baals ... A thread filled with the most intellectually advanced people in the world but can't answer a simple question? Is that Suresh in the green T-shirt in the video?

 

[Tennease]

Heavy rains and floods all over India. Flood alert in Delhi too, Yamuna river crosses danger mark... people in low lying areas being evacuated.

I'm so sorry to hear that. Extreme weather all over Asia and Europe. I hope you're keeping well. People should somehow collect the rain water and keep it for when there is drought. Rainwater tanks, do they have it there?

 

[Sentinel]

I'm so sorry to hear that. Extreme weather all over Asia and Europe. I hour you're keeping well. People should somehow collect the rain water and keep it for when there is drought. Rainwater tanks, do they have it there?

There are efforts at rain water harvesting but I don't know how extensive.

 

[Sentinel]

Please be sensible. Who can possibly imagine any artifact detach itself from Earth loaded with a Soorrash mass?
Hope your hacienda, Rolls Royces and servants increase their trading values in the open markets.

I knew that would come up. You haven't heard of the Hinduberg, have you?

 

[stringertom]

Maybe they are all crying out for a Sureshsian Surprise Chocolate Fudge Release(TM).

Should we send Mr Dollee there to give free liaisons to one and all.

Shhh! ROC will invaid Hong Kong two arrest JollyDolly four crymes aginst hewman a tea!

 

[Deleted member 744633]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cskbzv

Superb video. Both guys are awesome but the guy in blue is off the chains!

 

[Sentinel]

Shhh! ROC will invaid Hong Kong two arrest JollyDolly four crymes aginst hewman a tea!

Have they considered sewretch harvesting?

 

[JoelDali]

I knew that would come up. You haven't heard of the Hinduberg, have you?

Reported.

 

[stringertom]

Perhaps this is the perfect time to accept Sarooshula is the top champion in your village.

Dew knot ore durr frum JollyDolly! Hee taiks ewer dough ray me butt duz knot revert the murr chan dies.

 

[stringertom]

Have they considered sewretch harvesting?

Whiff a C130 Sureshercules sighs car geaux plain? Iz there a runweigh long enuff two attempt taik off phully loaded???

 

[natalia]

Same old nonsense.

 

[JoelDali]

Same old nonsense.

Do u believe in Suroosh?

 

[sureshs]

Heavy rains and floods all over India. Flood alert in Delhi too, Yamuna river crosses danger mark... people in low lying areas being evacuated.

Is your mansion affected or is it a safe exclusive neighborhood?

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Do u believe in Suroosh?

How can I not? Suresh is a Tamilan, just as I am. And a Tamilan always believes in his kind. Please never doubt us again-

 

[Sudacafan]

https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/cskbzv

I can't wait to retire. I want it now!!!

 

[Sudacafan]

How can I not? Suresh is a Tamilan, just as I am. And a Tamilan always believes in his kind. Please never doubt us again-

I am not a Tamilan and I believe in him too.
His aura is strongly interdistrictal.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

I am not a Tamilan and I believe in him too.
His aura is strongly interdistrictal.

Sudaca ... what do you speak?

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Okkali

 

[Deleted member 744633]

JollyDolly lurns awl theze keenky turms frum hiz thyme whiff Grindr friends.

Otha

 

[Sudacafan]

Sudaca ... what do you speak?

I speak Spanish, with Río de la Plata (River Plate) accent.
I am also unsuccessfully trying to master @stringertom dialect/idiom/language/slang.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

I speak Spanish, with Rio de la Plata (River Plate) accent.
I am also unsuccessfully trying to master @stringertom dialect/idiom/language/slang.

Awesome, Sudaca! Somehow because of your name I thought you may be from Sudan.

LOL @ the second line about Tom!

 

[stringertom]

I speak Spanish, with Río de la Plata (River Plate) accent.
I am also unsuccessfully trying to master @stringertom dialect/idiom/language/slang.

Ewe dun well sew pfar.

 

[Sudacafan]

Awesome, Sudaca! Somehow because of your name I thought you may be from Sudan.

LOL @ the second line about Tom!

That is hilarious. Never in my life I have been mistaken with a Sudanese. It takes a lot of imagination for that.
Please Google the word Sudaca, and you may learn something new. You should be careful about how you use that word. It is safer you don't shorten my username.

 

[Sudacafan]

Ewe dun well sew pfar.

Thanks for your support.

 

[sureshs]

Waymo expands driverless car testing to Florida

@stringertom Pedicabs will be next

 

[Sudacafan]

Awesome, Sudaca! Somehow because of your name I thought you may be from Sudan.

LOL @ the second line about Tom!

Just curious, what has the Kangaroo Dance (from Western Australia, I suppose) got to do with all this? Are you taking lessons?

 

[sureshs]

@stringertom @Sentinel 's invention did not do too well:

 

[stringertom]

@stringertom @Sentinel 's invention did not do too well:

That’s a motorized vehicle anne it resembles ewer cunveighance moar than my rig.

 

[Turbo-87]

Bow to the power of Sureshs. He has clearly trained Wawrinka. Be advised that this video is not looped, it is a point still in construction.

 

[Sentinel]

Is your mansion affected or is it a safe exclusive neighborhood?

Currently safe. Can you have me airlifted preemptively?

 

[Sentinel]

Superb video. Both guys are awesome but the guy in blue is off the chains!

Off the charts, not chains. Silly.

 

[Sentinel]

@stringertom @Sentinel 's invention did not do too well:

Look at the pollution, dude.

Much like your contrails

 

[Deleted member 744633]

That is hilarious. Never in my life I have been mistaken with a Sudanese. It takes a lot of imagination for that.
Please Google the word Sudaca, and you may learn something new. You should be careful about how you use that word. It is safer you don't shorten my username.

LOL, well I have a fascination for Africa having spent the early years of my life there. There was a time it was called the dark continent. Times have changed significantly since.

Just looked up Sudaca ...

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Off the charts, not chains. Silly.

Otha, as a Tamilan my first language is not English. Please forgive nanbane.

But Shibin George in the link below said off the chain means being ridiculously good, so I used the phrase. Please guide if that is incorrect.

https://www.quora.com/What-does-Off-the-chain-mean

 

[sureshs]

LOL, well I have a fascination for Africa having spent the early years of my life there. There was a time it was called the dark continent. Times have changed significantly since.

Just looked up Sudaca ...

I know some Indians from Tanzania and Uganda. What was your experience of treatment by the locals?

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Just curious, what has the Kangaroo Dance (from Western Australia, I suppose) got to do with all this? Are you taking lessons?

LOL, Fan! (note: no longer use your first name ) ... it has Sunny Deol in the dance!

 

[Sentinel]

Otha, as a Tamilan my first language is not English. Please forgive nanbane.

But Shibin George in the link below said off the chain means being ridiculously good, so I used the phrase. Please guide if that is incorrect.

https://www.quora.com/What-does-Off-the-chain-mean

Hearing it for the first time. Slave reference.

 

[russell]

Bow to the power of Sureshs. He has clearly trained Wawrinka. Be advised that this video is not looped, it is a point still in construction.

Is the swareshujwon sky hook shot forthcoming on VHS? Shocked that Internet Tennis Elites have not understood the significance and impact of that hook shot.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

I know some Indians from Tanzania and Uganda. What was your experience of treatment by the locals?

Suresh bhai, the locals were wonderful. In Uganda in the 70s there was resentment because the Indians were taking the jobs. The way things are going, I wouldn't be surprised if it happened here in the U.SA as well

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Hearing it for the first time. Slave reference.

Yes Sentinel sahodara. That is why it is important to know if that is correct or wrong. Please guide.

 

[sureshs]

Yes Sentinel sahodara. That is why it is important to know if that is correct or wrong. Please guide.

sahodara = born from the same womb

 

[Deleted member 744633]

sahodara = born from the same womb

And mayiru = pubic hair

So what about it?

 

[Sudacafan]

Same old nonsense.

So you come back once every couple of months, expecting it changed?
It’s about time you lost hope already in mundane matters and start to believe in Sarroush.