Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Though not at the same superb level of Shooroosh’s, I find his hitting partner’s techniques top notch.
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Azure
G.O.A.T.
Just like Jesus' robe was the same and only grew in length with passing years, saboosh's tent grows and grows to accommodate the belly with every passing raid.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
I will pray for u to accept Surroushher leading the way for his entry to the inside of your bosom and inhabit your soul to achieve 4.0 Intranet Immortality.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
I have a suspicion that Halep attended the STC trainings.I will pray for u to accept Surroushher leading the way for his entry to the inside of your bosom and inhabit your soul to achieve 4.0 Intranet Immortality.
Tennis_Hands
Banned
Sureshs six pack is like most of his qualities: hidden on the inside.
stringertom
Bionic Poster
Ewe git a reel spessial Spray four the Mr. Roper gif!Maybe sum day u will appreciate Sagoosh and admire men that work hard to achieve real stomach mussels. But u continue to point your finger and laugh at those that are performing high level tennis acrobatics, topless or clothed.
Sad for your future in 3.0 spider vein purgatory.
Droop bye? Win duz ewer shift end? Eye will weight!
Raul_SJ
G.O.A.T.
Tonight's Seminar: The Between The Crotch And Blow Nose Towel Move. A Master Class.
Join us at the STC.
Nick Kyrgios wipes crotch, spits in towel before throwing it to US Open ...
https://www.express.co.uk › Sport › Tennis
- Nick Kyrgios has been filmed wiping the sweat from his crotch and armpits, and then spitting into a towel, before throwing it into the US Open ...
Join us at the STC.
Nick Kyrgios wipes crotch, spits in towel before throwing it to US Open ...
- Nick Kyrgios has been filmed wiping the sweat from his crotch and armpits, and then spitting into a towel, before throwing it into the US Open ...
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Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
You are not expecting a like for this piece of news, do you?
Raul_SJ
G.O.A.T.
Nick learned this between the legs towel crotch and armpit move from Soureshs himself.
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JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Stop. Bye.Stop by?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Last night while tossing and turning in bed, I realized that suresh is one of the greatest people alive. He is funny and intelligent. He also has a very large heart.I will pray for u to accept Surroushher leading the way for his entry to the inside of your bosom and inhabit your soul to achieve 4.0 Intranet Immortality.
Don't loose hoap. Sum day he will answer your early mourning cries and whiskers for an early moaning supperize release(TM).
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
He is defiantly prough missing and upcoming, but he has never crossed the service loin, much less breached the net.
He is an aggressive bass loiner.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Has Nick mass turd the art of washing his paws terrier with a mug of water after skwatting in a big Endian restroom.Nick learned this between the legs towel crotch and armpit move from Soureshs himself.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sad for Saint Nick.
Sadder for Jole Dali and his snot-filled pillow cover.
Raul_SJ
G.O.A.T.
Did ewe no that Nick is the sun of a Malaysian Princess?
"Restroom" is a contra dicktion.
Eye can ass.sure there is little rest and very little room when Sabooshs does the needful.
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megamind
Legend
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
It was once said that serush was a few beers shy of a six-pack.Sureshs six pack is like most of his qualities: hidden on the inside.
Now its his best feature.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I was in the meats section of the local Kmart yesturday they only had ground turkey and ground beef. They rolled their I's when I enquired about ground stork.
So basically I don't know what you are talking about. Check with your local kMarT.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Wow. Just. Wow.
Repeating more Anti-Surrhhantic tropes and rhetoric. Alan Dershowitz should sue you and Thom.
I am calling support after my shift at the governor’s mansion.
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
So that's why the USO was shifted to Flushing after Baboosh turned pro in the 80s.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Is this you, Dahlia? You are a hottieStop by?
megamind
Legend
russell
Semi-Pro
I called the front desk hotline to confirm the reservation into the draw and turns out Jeejo registered me into the 4.0 women's bottomless championsheepskinny dipping event. I ordered Jeejo a Musto HPX Gore-Tex Ocean Drysuit for the wintour draw and sent him one of my last pouches of basalt fibres to speed up recovery.
I am still pre-paire'ing for the 3.5 topless championsheik tournament.
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Sentinel
Bionic Poster
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That pick cheer does not do him justice. You have mist many of the jams he poasted earlier.
Is this you, Dahlia? You are a hottie
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
That must be hole wheat bread.Wow. Just. Wow.
Repeating more Anti-Surrhhantic tropes and rhetoric. Alan Dershowitz should sue you and Thom.
I am calling support after my shift at the governor’s mansion.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
I see the STC has been performing intensive topless basaltic training for Winter Tour/Nationals during this Northern Hemisphere summer.
Will students be deployed to Tierra del Fuego at their own expense?
I demand an answer from you or from Dolly&Jolly. It’s more ore less the same 4 me.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
Thanks for your prompted response.
I would like to enroll for the gala sessions. Please send the forms.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Can’t wait to finally meet u. Jeejo has confirmed you submitted the required tournament entry fee.
Spread forth thy wings and accept the next level of this highly secure Intranet tennis championchip messaging system.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
I see that you have become a doubter, therefore I am asking Shhrshhuuu that he never shows the Drop Volley(TM) to you again, no matter how hot you feel in your Insta-grammes.I see right through these fake replies.
Jeejo rejects u. I’m sorry.
By the way, as a result of the last audit, it has been brought to my attention that Giggio is not conducting business in a professional manner, as he has been caught filing fraudulent travel expense reports at the STC. His rejection is therefore a reassurance of my reputation.
JoelDali
Talk Tennis Guru
I will pray for u after my shift at the diner.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Watching Townsend, can't help wondering if Suresh finally had the surgery Joel had been hoping for.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
I should withdraw the like I gave to you, but I remembered that I said I never do that.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
Roflol
He has never been seen around the side corners either.
donquijote
G.O.A.T.
It looks like you've either been exposed to Suresh emissions or Joel's ramblings, or both.
Raul_SJ
G.O.A.T.
Who? Is there a female at the Open who resembles our lovely Sabooshs? Much excite.
Post pics ASAP.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
She just beat Halep.
Terrific match.
Squandered MPs from both sides.
Townsend prevailed in the third set tiebreaker finally.
Raul_SJ
G.O.A.T.
Sudacafan
Bionic Poster
You should love anybody who reminds you of Srshs more.Oh no. I love Halep.
Azure
G.O.A.T.
Halep is a reputed graduate from the STC. Did you not check the previous page of this thread? Much disgust.
In other news, Saboosh has been crushing opponents and has entered the third round of the Open. What do you think of his form (not asking about geometric shapes here - please stick to droop wall-e appreciations)?
Sentinel
Bionic Poster
I gave you a like and then undid it.
Earlier if you liked a post, it would show unlike.
Now it just keeps showing like.
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