Official Sureshs tribute thread

[Sentinel]

smootherer?
smoothresh?
smoothoosh?

A piece of sagoosh hystery....
Sagoosh once said that he was like Federer only smoother

 

[Sentinel]

I don’t think u desire a bump up to 3.5 Internet levels.

Sad.

Reporting you for child pornography.

You are toast.

 

[Azure]

A piece of sagoosh hystery....
Sagoosh once said that he was like Federer only smoother

A bowling ball always moves smoothly.

 

[stringertom]

Wow. Epic. Wow.

U definitely don’t deserve a Sureshian Chocolate Reverse Release(TM).

Sad for U.

Very sadness.

Won deigh Bea Arthur will spray on ewe and ewe will then crawl inntwo a quiet coarner neer the Mira Mesa Manure hoaphully pfar aweigh frum Hiz nayboars anne whale four ours abowt droop volleighs anne trunque furst reetreats two the baseline four failed attempts two launch.

 

[Sudacafan]

This threat is dedicated to those that understand the greatness and the beauty of the drop volley that is the clear winner of the Internet Championchip. Jeejo and Latha are integral to instructing the principles and teachings of Saqooush to all International Internet Tennis prayers at the Surrroosh Tennis Center.

All of these tings you have chosen to deny and reject.

This is sad in the same way that all people that do not follow Islam, which they should, not all people accept Srrrishhh into their bosomry.

Sad for all mankind but not sad for Senti.

I don’t know if I should ignore or report your post.
As in doubt, I believe that it’s always safer to report.
I am proceeding in this very moment. You can’t argue that I have not warned u.
P/S: I took this decision without having made any worthless effort to understand your post.

 

[JoelDali]

I don’t know if I should ignore or report your post.
As in doubt, I believe that it’s always safer to report.
I am proceeding in this very moment. You can’t argue that I have not warned u.
P/S: I took this decision without having made any worthless effort to understand your post.

ASL/pics

 

[Genious at Work]

Judging from that pitcher Sureshs's knowledge isn't the only thing that was ungirdled that day. So much excite.

 

[Genious at Work]

This threat is dedicated to those that understand the greatness and the beauty of the drop volley that is the clear winner of the Internet Championchip. Jeejo and Latha are integral to instructing the principles and teachings of Saqooush to all International Internet Tennis prayers at the Surrroosh Tennis Center.

All of these tings you have chosen to deny and reject.

This is sad in the same way that all people that do not follow Islam, which they should, not all people accept Srrrishhh into their bosomry.

Sad for all mankind but not sad for Senti.

 

[Genious at Work]

Won deigh Bea Arthur will spray on ewe and ewe will then crawl inntwo a quiet coarner neer the Mira Mesa Manure hoaphully pfar aweigh frum Hiz nayboars anne whale four ours abowt droop volleighs anne trunque furst reetreats two the baseline four failed attempts two launch.

Are ewe a Flat Chrrshrer too? Wow.

 

[Genious at Work]

That butt is cuter than Thiem's.

What does Thiem have that Sureshs doesn't? Disgusting how Chrrshs gets underasstimated in this forum. You can't see it, but I'm throwing up right now in a bucket. Discuss.

 

[JoelDali]

What does Thiem have that Sureshs doesn't? Disgusting how Chrrshs gets underasstimated in this forum. You can't see it, but I'm throwing up right now in a bucket. Discuss.

Do u think someday u will believe in the Spray?

Please revert before dinner.

 

[Genious at Work]

Do u think someday u will believe in the Spray?

Please revert before dinner.

Whose dinner? Sureshs is gobble neutral and doesn't believe in putting labels on things.

Anniewheigh, I already believe in the Spray, butt I still haven't harnessed its power. I'm an apprentice. Can ewe revert with a Sureshsian tip before gobbling time?

 

[JoelDali]

Whose dinner? Sureshs is gobble neutral and doesn't believe in putting labels on things.

Anniewheigh, I already believe in the Spray, butt I still haven't harnessed its power. I'm an apprentice. Can ewe revert with a Sureshsian tip before gobbling time?

Discusstink.

 

[Sudacafan]

Whose dinner? Sureshs is gobble neutral and doesn't believe in putting labels on things.

Anniewheigh, I already believe in the Spray, butt I still haven't harnessed its power. I'm an apprentice. Can ewe revert with a Sureshsian tip before gobbling time?

Ssrsshh never tips, nor elicits likes. That’s an axiom of Sureshsology, u know?

 

[Genious at Work]

Ssrsshh never tips, nor elicits likes. That’s an axiom of Sureshsology, u know?

What is this world we live in that everybody claims to know what is in Sureshs' heart? Wow. But at least there is hope for you, Dali still preys at sundown for ewe for enlightenment and acceptance into the Sureshian gastric folds.

 

[Genious at Work]

Discusstink.

Does Sureshs have a critical mass? One of my highschool buddies was burn in assachussets, BTW. He was voted moist likely to accept Sureshs as a Senior but his love for the game went nowhere and now runs a hot dog stand in Newark.

 

[Azure]

What does Thiem have that Sureshs doesn't? Disgusting how Chrrshs gets underasstimated in this forum. You can't see it, but I'm throwing up right now in a bucket. Discuss.

Chrooz is beyond comparison, beyond blemish and beyond reproach. Is the bucket full of spray?

 

[Genious at Work]

Chrooz is beyond comparison, beyond blemish and beyond reproach. Is the bucket full of spray?

Dali is going to report you. I'm just saying. He will report and then pray. But he won't pray for Senti. And one day if ewe keep on the path of damnation then Dali will just repoart and not pray no more, and as you come back with Senti from dinner and a dance at Shingles Night you will realize that Baby Budda and Guroosh are in the sky making faces and mocking you. Is that really what you want out of life, or will u join the winning team of Baboosh today?

 

[Azure]

Dali is going to report you. I'm just saying. He will report and then pray. But he won't pray for Senti. And one day if ewe keep on the path of damnation then Dali will just repoart and not pray no more, and as you come back with Senti from dinner and a dance at Shingles Night you will realize that Baby Budda and Guroosh are in the sky making faces and mocking you. Is that really what you want out of life, or will u join the winning team of Baboosh today?

Baboosh baboosh baboosh - I said it thrice there. I am afraid the creeper Latha and GI Joe at the STC don't give me passes for training under the titillatege of Shresh.

 

[JoelDali]

What is this world we live in that everybody claims to know what is in Sureshs' heart? Wow. But at least there is hope for you, Dali still preys at sundown for ewe for enlightenment and acceptance into the Sureshian gastric folds.

Wow. Incredible. Wow.

Know Surushhh
Know 4.5 Internet Level
No Surrushhh
Stuck in 4.0 mixed social league purgatory

 

[JoelDali]

Chrooz is beyond comparison, beyond blemish and beyond reproach. Is the bucket full of spray?

 

[Tennease]

Wow. Incredible. Wow.

Know Surushhh
Know 4.5 Internet Level
No Surrushhh
Stuck in 4.0 mixed social league purgatory

 

[Sudacafan]

Baboosh baboosh baboosh - I said it thrice there. I am afraid the creeper Latha and GI Joe at the STC don't give me passes for training under the titillatege of Shresh.

You are a real poetess. You make me look up for words in all thesauruses.

 

[Sudacafan]

Reported for indigestion.

 

[Sudacafan]

Wow. Incredible. Wow.

Know Surushhh
Know 4.5 Internet Level
No Surrushhh
Stuck in 4.0 mixed social league purgatory

Sureshaiku #19

Embrace The Saboosh,
And in Winter Nationals
You’ll be the champion

 

[megamind]

Really gr8

 

[Tennease]

The Great Mine has spoken: "Racketball and squash are more intensive exercise than tennis."


If I am allowed to correct that:

"Racketball and squash are more intensive exercise than triple bounce tennis."

 

[Tennease]

Should've added the methane emissions gif right after "enlighten".

 

[Azure]

Shresh is the ideal huomo sapien - ideal tennis player, ideal engineer, ideal poaster. He also has one contact in his lyst - Dalilah

 

[Sentinel]

Suresh and his eco-friendly orbs ...

Are YOUR balls eco-friendly and your rackets lead-free?

 

[Sentinel]

Shresh is the ideal huomo sapien - ideal tennis player, ideal engineer, ideal poaster. He also has one contact in his lyst - Dalilah

In Shresht's case it would be Idle Institute of Technology.

Or Idle Institute of Idli.

 

[JoelDali]

You are a real poetess. You make me look up for words in all thesauruses.

This isn’t Tinderesh or a platform to pick up catfish chicks.

This is a secure messaging platform.

Please stay on target, and do not derail the threat.

 

[Raul_SJ]

 

[stringertom]

Shresh is the ideal huomo sapien - ideal tennis player, ideal engineer, ideal poaster. He also has one contact in his lyst - Dalilah

Exstream disappoint inn ewe four knot mintshuning Sabooshs iz allsew the idli King uv TTW anne haz bin fayemuss bacque two the deighs uv Tennis-son, hoo rote Idlis Of The King inn Hiz honor.

 

[stringertom]

Shresh is the ideal huomo sapien - ideal tennis player, ideal engineer, ideal poaster. He also has one contact in his lyst - Dalilah

Exstream disappoint inn ewe four knot mintshuning Sabooshs iz allsew the idli King uv TTW anne haz bin fayemuss bacque two the deighs uv Tennis-son, hoo rote Idlis Of The King inn Hiz honor.

on hur weigh two resqueue @SoBad , hoo haz phallen down anne can knot git up!

 

[Turbo-87]

Should've added the methane emissions gif right after "enlighten".

Good thought. Version 2.0 in development. Powering up the Texas Instruments TI-99 4A

 

[Genious at Work]

Wow. Incredible. Wow.

Know Surushhh
Know 4.5 Internet Level
No Surrushhh
Stuck in 4.0 mixed social league purgatory

I'm stuck in 4.0 mixed social league purgatory
No Surrushhh, no future
My soul shrivels in the gloomy depths of pain
The dark raven of Srrshr's absence cast its sullen shadows
On my forsaken soul.
No Surrushss, no future
Only pain and darkness

 

[Genious at Work]

Baboosh baboosh baboosh - I said it thrice there. I am afraid the creeper Latha and GI Joe at the STC don't give me passes for training under the titillatege of Shresh.

If you say Baboosh three times in front of a mirror in a room lit only with candles in Halloween Night Chrrzzr Man will appear himself and force you to buy him a three course dinner at Red Lobster.

You've been warned.

 

[Genious at Work]

He is a marsoupiyal. All the gulab jamuns go into his pouch. Here is Daliah checking into one.

At first I thought this was a dog and I was discuss.

 

[Genious at Work]

Who is this chubby pro? How is her form? Why is she choked up on the grip? Discuss.

Did you get a chubby too?

 

[Genious at Work]

I am 6'1 !!!

Please send me 5 kg by FedEx cash on delivery !

p.s. I just had a teaspoon of peanut butter after my breakfast.

p.p.s I used to liken myself a bit to Delpotro but now looks like Medvedev has the kinda frame i have.

Sureshs is 6'1 when he is lying down.

Also he doesn't have peanut butter in teaspoon form.

I am a freight you won't understand my peanut butter remark. If sow then reread it.

 

[stringertom]

Did you get a chubby too?

Splinters, two!

 

[Sentinel]

I don’t think u desire a bump up to 3.5 Internet levels.

Sad.

May God have merci on thy soul.

 

[Sentinel]

Lmao.
Can't stop laughing.

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs is 6'1 when he is lying down

Suresh is not six one. He is the sexi one when lying down.

 

[Azure]

If you say Baboosh three times in front of a mirror in a room lit only with candles in Halloween Night Chrrzzr Man will appear himself and force you to buy him a three course dinner at Red Lobster.

You've been warned.

I celebrated Halloween last year by having Saboosh's photo as my wallpaper and his drop volley videos as my screen savers. I have never needed anti virus or malware protection since then.

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[JoelDali]

Lmao.
Can't stop laughing.

I don’t think making fun of Saroosh is funny. It is bullying and denying the power of 4.0 Internet Immortality.

 

[Sentinel]

I celebrated Halloween last year by having Saboosh's photo as my wallpaper and his drop volley videos as my screen savers. I have never needed anti virus or malware protection since then.

I don't suppose any one in your office or apartment block came anywhere near you.
Your vicinity must have looked deserted back then.

 

[Sentinel]

I don’t think making fun of Saroosh is funny. It is bullying and denying the power of 4.0 Internet Immortality.

No one can bully the Big Fellah. Have you even seen him in all his glory ?

Have you accepted Bubboogosh as your husbandry, or merely installed him in your boosomry ?