Official Sureshs tribute thread

[sureshs]

Your man Runny Deol was seen the other day trying to get into the news by landing up at the Kartarpur event at the border. Sadly, his attempt at getting his fifteen minutes of fame was undermined by the sudden Ayodhya temple thing which took over the news for two days or so.

LOL Runny Deol LOL sounds like someone with diarrhoea LOL.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

No, my fans just love me because I am always telling it as it is and also giving useful tennis tips.

Omala, never seen a person as popular as you on any sport forum

 

[Deleted member 744633]

LOL Runny Deol LOL sounds like someone with diarrhoea LOL.

Otha tevidiya pasangala @sureshs and @Sentinel, didn't you get anyone else to pick on other than a legend?

 

[stringertom]

No, my fans just love me because I am always telling it as it is and also giving useful tennis tips.

Win ewe ryde whiff mee dat “useful tip” better have a poretrait uv Andrew Jackson or Ulysses Grant on it.

 

[stringertom]

LOL Runny Deol LOL sounds like someone with diarrhoea LOL.

Know dowt ewe fed hymn sum Colace while giving hymn “useful tips” lyke this won:

 

[Turbo-87]

Early morning break during practice session:

 

[stringertom]

Early morning break during practice session:

Iz dat ewe weighting two warm up the benched Cetacean???

 

[megamind]

It is a great day to see so many posts from the legend himself in the thread!

 

[Turbo-87]

Iz dat ewe weighting two warm up the benched Cetacean???

Oh gosh no. I'm barely competitive in club league. Sursh has strict standards to be in his entourage.

 

[stringertom]

Oh gosh no. I'm barely competitive in club league. Sursh has strict standards to be in his entourage.

Ewer selph deprecation iz kwite reefreshing inn duhreck contrask whiff the Sabooshsian meth-o-dolly-gee.

 

[stringertom]

Eye am beginning two get excite abowt pfinding their iz won feemail inn Indian hystory moar powerrphull than hour gindurr flewint warryer...the knew movie The Warrior Queen Of Jhansi gives mee hoap dat Sabooshs will loose two hur 6-0 3-0 retired!

 

[megamind]

stringerthiem has now defeated even the gr8 sentinel djoker!

 

[Sentinel]

LOL Runny Deol LOL sounds like someone with diarrhoea LOL.

When you reuse my old jokes, do have the decency of attributing them also.

 

[Sentinel]

You're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.

What have we found ?
Same old fears.
Wish you were here.


My favourite Pink Floyd album ...

 

[Sentinel]

Dalulah and you were missing.

He hassent repawted me in a long time. I am wretching out to his other niece in Milan but getting no respawnse. Their orifices offices are shut it seams.

As you no, things have been cray zee over here. Baboosh Jollydolly monoPolly potty unable to form a garment in the Large Country. Unlie Kelly Koala shuns and old Al lies braking apart.

Then Bubbery mouse jeered. Just too much going on. Even forgot to log on here

 

[Sentinel]

You're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl year after year.

Just imagine Suresh and DollyJollyFolly in a fish bowl.

Wow. Just.

Spoiler: imagining...

 

[Sentinel]

Sentinel ... respect for our MP, please. The most popular actor in the country doesn't need to get 15 minutes of fame. He has more fame than he can use

You should have heard what Captain Amarinder Singh had to say about him a few months back. LOL. That was complete pawnage.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

You should have heard what Captain Amarinder Singh had to say about him a few months back. LOL. That was complete pawnage.

Omala, what did he say. Please reveal as I'm very eager to hear it

 

[Azure]

Just imagine Suresh and DollyJollyFolly in a fish bowl.

Wow. Just.

Spoiler: imagining...

That would not be a fish bowl Shirley, that's one massive tank that could accommodate the Babroosh.

 

[donquijote]

I did not want to get into this, but you are forcing me. She did have a bag but no hopper. When she first arrived on the court, she was alone, and wanted to carry a dozen balls to one side to serve. So she bent down, lifted her mini skirt totally up, took the balls one by one from her bag, and put it into her skirt like someone collecting alms, and then walked down the court with the skirt completely pulled up and holding the balls. Yes she was wearing compression shorts underneath.

Then after the 3rd warmup with me, she stood a couple of feet in front of me and explained how she watches every slow motion video out there to improve her technique, all the while with her skirt again pulled up and polishing her sunglasses with it.

The last time something like this happened involved a woman who would store extra balls in her top, and then meticulously search and take them out, but nothing like this.

And yes she is a bonafide beach volleyball semi pro. Saw photos of her with her team.

Did she also grab your balls by mistake?

 

[Deleted member 744633]

Did she also grab your balls by mistake?

LOL X 10,000

 

[Sentinel]

LOL X 10,000

If Nadal wins wtf will you and Baboosh declare him to be the greatest ever to play tennis?

 

[Sentinel]

I did not want to get into this, but you are forcing me. She did have a bag but no hopper. When she first arrived on the court, she was alone, and wanted to carry a dozen balls to one side to serve. So she bent down, lifted her mini skirt totally up, took the balls one by one from her bag, and put it into her skirt like someone collecting alms, and then walked down the court with the skirt completely pulled up and holding the balls. Yes she was wearing compression shorts underneath.

Then after the 3rd warmup with me, she stood a couple of feet in front of me and explained how she watches every slow motion video out there to improve her technique, all the while with her skirt again pulled up and polishing her sunglasses with it.

The last time something like this happened involved a woman who would store extra balls in her top, and then meticulously search and take them out, but nothing like this.

And yes she is a bonafide beach volleyball semi pro. Saw photos of her with her team.

Btw, how did you learn Hindi? School or watching Sunny Deol block busters ?

 

[Sentinel]

No, my fans just love me because I am always telling it as it is and also giving useful tennis tips.

Nadal injured his abdominal muscles reading your tennis tips and bursting into laughter.

Toni and Carlos had to be sedated.

 

[Sentinel]

Did she also grab your balls by mistake?

With Suri these things are never misteaks.

When Suri was invited to a ball, he thought it was the one the coach had grabbed.

 

[Azure]

Btw, how did you learn Hindi? School or watching Sunny Deol block busters ?

Learnt it from Sonia Gandhi.

 

[Deleted member 744633]

If Nadal wins wtf will you and Baboosh declare him to be the greatest ever to play tennis?

In a couple of years, the greatest ever will be Djokovic in my opinion. Nadal winning WTF won't change that.

 

[Sentinel]

Learnt it from Sonia Gandhi.

LOL.


Saboosh knows Sanskrit also.

 

[Sentinel]

Did she also grab your balls by mistake?

I think Saboosh has GPS chips embedded, so no worries on that front.

 

[sureshs]

When you reuse my old jokes, do have the decency of attributing them also.

Runny Deol:

 

[Azure]

LOL.


Saboosh knows Sanskrit also.

That's from nityananda.

 

[Turbo-87]

 

[Azure]

Does Saboosh's t-shirt say hotspice of North coast?

 

[Sentinel]

That's from nityananda.

Hahahaha
Babooshananda

 

[Azure]

Hahahaha
Babooshananda

 

[Sentinel]

Oh noes..

Is he still blabbering about cows speaking Sanskrit using his software?

 

[Sentinel]

Sureshs's boy just made it today after being down 1-5 MP.

 

[stringertom]

Dis gye seams two bee on the Sabooshsian see pfood dyeit butt Hee smyles az thoe Hee iz knot breething inn Sabooshs’ ga.s.ses.

 

[Tennease]

Go Sureshkumar. !!!!

 

[Azure]

Oh noes..

Is he still blabbering about cows speaking Sanskrit using his software?

Latest talk says solar power is rubbish - his conscious power can run aeroplanes

 

[stringertom]

Go Sureshkumar. !!!!

Eye donut give a duck abowt dat Sabooshs fakir...hee did knot bring mee bacque inny White Castle burgers on his trip whiff Harold!

 

[Sentinel]

Latest talk says solar power is rubbish - his conscious power can run aeroplanes

Datz nuffin. Even sureshez Early Morning Casual Low Potency Silent Methane Release (™) can run aeroplanes.

Letz naught even talk about the Regular(™) puffs.

 

[megamind]

Whose cheeks are better, Novak's or Suresh's?

We have all seen Suresh's, it is indeed memorable

Let us remind ourselves of Novak's

 

[Sentinel]

He was giving out spiritual names to all those who agreed, in 2006. If I had agreed to have my name changed on ALL documents, I too would have had some name ending with Ananda. But for that I would have had to join his commune, and that I was not ready for.

 

[megamind]

He was giving out spiritual names to all those who agreed, in 2006. If I had agreed to have my name changed on ALL documents, I too would have had some name ending with Ananda. But for that I would have had to join his cult, and that I was not ready for.

ftfy

 

[Sudacafan]

I have inspected all the posts of this thread, and again, I concluded that it is the cure of all evil.

 

[Sentinel]

Ouch !! I bent down to pick up my doggies water bowls 20 minutes ago, and strained my back.
Its really bad even while sitting or walking. Never been like this before.
I guess it will take a week to go off. Last happened on the 11th of October and took ten days to go off, and it was not as bad as this.

So much house work to do. Just got all the carpets down for winter. Now the heaters have to be brought down and their wheels assembled.

 

[Sentinel]

ftfy

Actually, he did want us to move into communes. The cult part was a given.

 

[Sudacafan]

Ouch !! I bent down to pick up my doggies water bowls 20 minutes ago, and strained my back.
Its really bad even while sitting or walking. Never been like this before.
I guess it will take a week to go off. Last happened on the 11th of October and took ten days to go off, and it was not as bad as this.

So much house work to do. Just got all the carpets down for winter. Now the heaters have to be brought down and their wheels assembled.

The first time I strained my back I was 18 years old, so you should not worry at all.

 

[Sentinel]

The first time I strained my back I was 18 years old, so you should not worry at all.

I am currently in a lot of pain. But quietly sitting and looking at the Animal Appreciation thread and trying to pretend that everything is okay. But I can feel it even as I sit, and try to walk.